Lin Youde opened his mouth half-open, and he didn't know what to do for a while.

This distance made him inexplicably have the urge to imitate the ancient people's song across the mountain......

But after thinking about it, Freya had said that her father was also very interested in human culture, and maybe shouting a few mountain songs could really improve her father-in-law's favorability and trick her into some Ilalais technique back.

So he tried to say: "Hey~ I practice singing when I get off the boat, knock on the gong~ Sing well in the mountains and forget about my father-in-law, hey it's really good!" ”

When the father-in-law heard this, he immediately said happily: "Ah, I know this, it is a custom of your human beings!" I know how to respond! Hey~ Come to the port to pick up the woman, pick up the girl! Son-in-law leans over and, hey,! ”

Lin Youde was so embarrassed that he couldn't do it, and he said in his heart, what kind of word is it!

While she was singing happily, Freya shouted to her father, "Come here, Daddy!" ”

"I'm in the past, I'm in the past! Look at the flying machine moving under my feet! ”

Only then did Lin Youde notice that he was indeed moving slowly towards the Enterprise, and the speed was about five centimeters per second.

Enleko was already complaining: "This is approaching us at the speed of cherry blossoms falling? ”

Freya smiled in embarrassment, looking a little speechless to her father.

Lin Youde decided to take the initiative to lean over, and as soon as he moved, his father-in-law retreated.

"Aren't you a diplomat?" Lin Youde was speechless.

"I'm not mentally ready! I need to have a step-by-step process to get to you to get ready! ”

Lin Youde opened his mouth wide and was speechless.

"Don't put on that face, if you inform me in advance. I can get ready in virtual reality first, and that's what I do every time I go on a diplomatic mission. Races that are not humanoid need to be prepared for three days, and racemen that are humanoid need to be prepared for about a week. ”

Lin Youde stopped approaching his father-in-law. Sighed softly: "You Ilarai diplomats are too useless, aren't you?" ”

"Nonsense, we diplomats can stand among you without stuffing your nose and shaking hands with you without gloves! We're very strong. ”

There was silence on the public network on the Enterprise side.

Enleko took the lead in breaking the silence in the officer's channel: "I remember, the people of Ilalai didn't have this problem back then, right?" Was it because of the over-reliance on machinery and the admiration of freedom and personal space that something gradually went wrong? ”

"yes, that's what Freya said." Lin Youde replied.

Kaori Hayashi added, "That's what human alien behaviorists say the same. ”

"But I can't imagine what the Ilarai people looked like back then, taking us humans as an example, I don't believe that we humans will eventually evolve into this!"

"Maybe, after all, the Ilarai people have evolved for tens of thousands of years to be like this." Mirror flower edge complains.

"Has it been like this for tens of thousands of years? The final form of the otaku! "Nhleko has his own style, and he was surprised." Fortunately, we humans have entered a new human era, and Ah Zhai can also have a handsome appearance and a strong physique, and no longer have to be despised by the use of external conditions! ”

After Enleko finished speaking, Lan Xiaolian said: "In fact, what is more important is that it is highly informational, turning all human beings into houses. Even I can be classified as a Game of Thrones nerd. ”

There was a dead silence in the officer's channel.

Lan Xiaolian probably sensed something strange and hurriedly said, "What's so strange about this? Modern humans want to get information so easily, and when they want to kill time, they naturally stay at home......"

Xia Yongzhi seemed to want to relieve Lan Xiaolian's embarrassment, so she continued: "Yes." I also became an old war movie house before I knew it, and I could recognize the scenes of the old war movies at once - but for new humans, they can generally recognize it at a glance after watching it, and this doesn't seem to be worth bragging about......"

Lin Youde watched the officers blow up their hobbies on the officer channel, while waiting for his father-in-law to float over at a speed of five centimeters per second.

"You'd better hurry." Lin Youde couldn't help but urge.

"I'm already accelerating. You see, it's 50 centimeters per second! Also, is there a standard tone for you to say this? You humans shouldn't say this: 'You'd better hurry up~'. "My father-in-law came to a strange Chinese.

Freya complained about her father before Lin Youde: "That's a special term used when fighting landlords." ”

"No, no one uses this kind of thing when fighting the landlord-" Lin Youde was interrupted by Freya pulling his sleeves as soon as he spoke.

"Virtual." Freya said on the harem channel, "It's more acceptable for me to say this to my dad. ”

Lin Youde nodded suspiciously. Then he asked, "I said, why don't you go and pick up your father?" ”

"No, I can't. He also has social phobia against me, and he had to prepare for half a day before he came into contact with me. ”

Lin Youde sighed.

"Father-in-law," he shouted, "let's just talk about things at this distance, we need supplies and repairs......

"You said it!" The father-in-law reminded, and raised his hand to point to his head, "You said it in the newsletter! Isn't it good in your memories of the new humans? Why don't you remember? ”

Lin Youde blinked his eyes.

"Okay, then we don't have much to say, you don't have to come here."

"Is that okay?" The father-in-law had an expression of grasping a life-saving straw, "Is it really possible?" ”

"Yes." Lin Youde nodded.

"But aren't you humans particularly obsessed with shaking hands? Those who do not shake hands are considered enemies. ”

"We humans don't have that kind of custom."

"What about drinking?" The Duke of Eton then asked, "Don't you humans pay attention to 'this wine is with your blood,' and like to test your friendship by smashing glasses?" ”

Lin Youde complained in the harem channel: "Damn, this is indeed Freya's father, it's like a fake." ”

Freya laughed on the harem channel: "Hahaha, indeed. I think my dad is ridiculous, does I look the same as my dad now when I first came to the human world? ”

The other three people in the channel replied in unison: "It's the same." ”

Noah interjected: "You have one more word 'Sao'." ”

"Ah, I was praised by Little Noah~" Freya smiled, "I'll reward Little Noah with a hug later." ”

While Lin Youde's harem was talking, the moving platform under his father-in-law's feet had changed from forward gear to reverse gear, and it was retreating at a much faster speed than when he was advancing.

The father-in-law stepped back and said, "I have prepared the delivery room, and there are a thousand artificial wombs in standby, each uterus is equipped with a whole group of robots, you can give birth at any time!" ”

Lin Youde supported the forehead.

The father-in-law was still shouting: "It's not just Freya, if other girls want to have children with the person they like, it's no problem!" (To be continued.) )