Act X
"Officer Chen, can you explain to me what's going on?" I feel like my worldview is a little broken.
I do remember that she was going back to the police, right? She also told me that she still has a lot of cases to deal with, right? Yet who told me that I'm in my apartment now, fucking why there's a homely dressed detective chief! And why does this criminal police leader cook for me again!
"Huh? Isn't it very clear? I'll cook for you. "Chen Xue almost didn't look at me squarely, and she was still stir-frying the vegetables as a matter of course, not to mention that it was quite fragrant, right! That's not the point, how hungry am I?
"Wait a minute, I'm going to confirm something." I immediately walked out of the kitchen, I wish I had opened the door the wrong way, if I had been entering the door again, I don't think so.
"You'd better hurry then. I'll make it right away, and the food won't taste good when it's cold. Chen Xue seems to have completely regarded herself as the mistress of this house.
No way! I'm going to have to find a way to salvage the situation. After coming out, I immediately walked to the living room, made it to the sofa, and dialed Wang Dazui's mobile phone. Great, I thought it wouldn't get through. I don't know if he gets off work at this time, but Chen Xue explained it since he was here
"Hello? Why are you? What's the matter with Xiao Zi? We're dying. His voice came from the other end of the phone, and the background was very noisy, and many people were yelling.
And Xiao Zi? What's it called? I haven't seen it in years, and the way people are called has changed?
"I'll just ask you a question." I said patiently. "Where's your chief?"
But I'm not in the mood to correct his name now, I have something 10,000 times more important than this waiting here!
"Oh! What do you say? I also want to ask you, what kind of ecstasy did you kid use, so easy to take our head in? After listening to me, Wang Dazui immediately asked rhetorically. You said that you got cheap and didn't sell it, I didn't look for you, you came to me first? ”
"No more nonsense! I ask you, isn't she the captain, isn't she supposed to be busy? Then why does she still have the leisure to cook at my place! "I can't bear this to let myself yell out, after all, Chen Xue is still in the kitchen.
"It's useless for you to ask me. It's like you say she's the captain, and we'll do whatever we want us to do. The director of this place is not a problem, and the captain of the criminal police pile is the biggest. He had a helpless tone. The only people who can control our leaders are the cadres at the municipal level, and you don't know how big our criminal police here are, and they are almost equal to the army. ”
"So you know why she's here, right?" I asked, a little reluctantly.
"Of course, why do you think I'm so busy?" The other side replied.
"Why?" but I think I already know the answer.
At this time, I suddenly heard that the kitchen door seemed to be opened, and I couldn't care if Wang Dazui said anything else, so I quickly hung up the phone. It's my own home, so why should I be so careful? And now that I look closely, I realize that it seems to have been carefully cleaned.
A single man's room, just think about it and you can know how messy it is. How did she manage to cook and clean in such a short period of time? You can't even wash your clothes, do you? To my creep, I noticed that the dirty laundry I had casually thrown on the couch in the morning was gone
This woman is a little scary
"Who did you call just now?" Chen Xue walked over with a simple plate of fried garlic sprouts.
To be honest, if I didn't know who she really was, and what she said when we just separated, I might have thought this scene was very warm. But there are no ifs in the real world
"None of the friends you don't know." I immediately said perfunctorily.
"Men and women?" She looked at me curiously with wide eyes.
What's going on with this typical girlfriend's jealous unfolding? We must have only known each other for less than a day
"Oh! I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked, it can only be Wang Keqiang anyway, right? From what I know of you, you don't have any friends here. "This woman is really infuriating." And I put all the things you bought in the fridge for you, and those are not very fresh. You'd better eat them quickly. ”
Of course I know it's not new, otherwise it wouldn't be so cheap.
"Again, what about your job?" I'm in the right way.
"Leave it to your subordinates." It's straightforward.
"Then why did you come to me?"
"Because of work." It was so direct that I didn't even understand what this sentence meant.
"Didn't the job be handed over to Wang Keqiang?"
"It's new work." This guy
"What kind of job is this! Taking care of a man you've only known for less than a day? I almost shouted.
"No, it's not."
"So what are you doing!"
After that, Chen Xue said to me seriously: "I'm taking care of my boyfriend." Isn't that the way it should be? ”
My head hurts, really, really hurts. I can't see what this guy's thinking circuit is, I didn't expect that there really be such a person in the world. After that, she took advantage of my daze to bring all the dishes, but it was very hearty, and the meat and vegetables were well matched.
"You're not going to run to my house all the time, are you?" A very scary possibility suddenly occurred to me.
"Not really, that's too much trouble." Fortunately, this sentence relieved me......
"You're hungry, aren't you? Let's eat. After Chen Xue set the dishes and chopsticks for me, she ate them by herself.
"Are you serious?" I had to pick up the chopsticks, I was so hungry that the temptation of the dishes on this table was still great.
"What do you mean?" She asked, picking up a piece of braised pork.
"Be my girlfriend."
"Of course, I'm a man who does what he says." She looked at me and said.
"Why, you know that I said this in the first place to reject you." I really don't understand why Chen Xue has done this. "I shouldn't have that much value, right?"
"Nope! It seems that you have low self-esteem, listen to my advice not to be arrogant, you are really important. At least for me. This time her tone was very serious.
"It's only useful when you're helping with cases, right?" I said it bluntly, she approached me and couldn't have been bullshit at first sight. I came to me because I might be able to help her solve a lot of troublesome cases.
"It's your freedom to think what you want, and it's my freedom to do what you want. I don't need to explain my reasons to you, do I? This time her attitude became a little tougher again.
We didn't say anything after that. I think my expression must have been very uncertain at that time, because I had been trying to figure out what she was thinking. But no matter how I analyze it, I can only think that she came to me for my psychological ability. However, Chu Tianxiong's words are really concerning, but I think no matter how much this happens, it can only be regarded as one of the reasons for her to act like this.
What else will it be? I can't think of the first person in my life that I can't fully guess. It's really weird, it's like a game that has always been able to be cleared with one hand, and suddenly there's a boss that you can't beat no matter how you fight.
She must have had some other purpose! It's just that I can't figure out what it is right now. But I'll be sure to analyze it, and it seems to me that this is a provocation to me. Hmph, no matter how deep you hide, there will be a time to get out of the way, not only how insignificant that horse's foot is, I can expose everything about you.
Since Chen Xue really wants to do this, then it doesn't hurt if I agree. I've been interested in this matter for a long time, wouldn't it be better to have such a beautiful girlfriend?
It's nothing more than the occasional come over to help me cook a dish and clean it, and the free babysitter can't ask for it.
However, when I returned from the psychotherapy center the next day, I realized that I was still naïve. Looking at the pile of luggage piled up in front of my house, I was really completely stupid. At first, I thought it was someone in this building who had moved and piled things up here for the time being.
But when I saw a police officer ID card in the neat luggage, I knew there was a big deal.
I remember when I asked her if she would get old in the future, Chen Xue's answer was that it was too troublesome. She didn't say she wouldn't do it!
This person really does things to the end, of course she won't run away from me all the time, she just moved in!!!
I'm tired enough to go to work today, because of the suicide that hasn't happened for a long time, all of our staff, regardless of rank, have been forcibly recalled, and my good vacation is just like that.
In a huge conference room, the dean held an extremely boring meeting for me. It seems to me that the person who gives a speech on stage, whether it is a doctor representative, a member of the security department, or anyone else, is shirking their responsibilities, and I am not to blame, it was an accident or something. It won't solve any problems at all, and besides, the person is dead, and it's useless for you to have a memorial service here.
The ability to make up for the dead in this place has always been very good, and eighty percent of the suicides the day before yesterday frightened these pampered old people above, right? With so much money from the government, it is impossible to even do such a trivial thing as preventing a little girl from committing suicide. They must be afraid that the higher authorities will blame it, right? But even if I blame it, it has nothing to do with me, a psychiatrist who hasn't been working for a long time.
Chu Xi is indeed the daughter of my guest Chu Tianxiong, yes, but I have hardly even met him, and I have met his wife a few times. It's not my turn to take on the responsibility, these people just rushed to the hospital in a hurry. This kind of plenary meeting will not solve anything at all, and the above will not care, and whose responsibility is judged by itself.
After that, there is a boring reflection session, and after that, there is a discussion about how to prevent this kind of incident from happening again, and it is a cliché. I almost fell asleep listening to the speech of tens of thousands of words, and by the time I came to consciousness, it was already half past four in the afternoon, and the meeting was over. Everyone walked out with their tired bodies in their hands, and it was really a whole afternoon.
"That's why you're back so late?" Chen Xue, who was dressed in a refreshing dress, sat on the sofa and asked. "I couldn't find anyone when I moved things, so I still asked Wang Keqiang to come over to help."
I said, do you really think this is your home? Now she is wearing a beige long-sleeved off-the-shoulder sweater, lined with a white women's round-neck pullover, fluffy brown shorts and pure black leggings, which is very eye-catching with her beautiful face and toned figure.
But you can't sit cross-legged just because you're not wearing a skirt, which makes my eyes not know where to go
"Don't talk about that, how did you get in?" I deliberately didn't look at her. "I don't remember giving you enough of the keys here."
Chen Xue shook the police officer card in her hand triumphantly. Ah, I forgot, there is such a thing, her house can't be broken into.
"So next question, how did you come up with the idea to move here?" I said with some excitement. Now I really can't understand this person at all, why can she create a "surprise" for me for two days in a row!
"I'm moving in, what's the problem?" She even tilted her head and asked me.
"I think there's a lot of problems," I sighed deeply. "The most practical question, I'm renting a one-bedroom apartment, where do you sleep?"
"On the bed in the bedroom." Without a little hesitation.
"What about me?"
"On the floor of the bedroom." And rightfully so
"Aren't you afraid of what will happen?" I can't keep up with her train of thought. "Lonely men and widows in the same room."
"Are you afraid that I will rape/rape you? Then don't worry, I haven't booked this yet, after all, I haven't had a good date yet. "She was ashamed to say that." Speaking of dating, let's go to the movies together after the investigation of this incident, and then try Western food or something, I've always longed for this kind of life. ”
This guy is also imagining himself
"It's not that I'm afraid that I won't be able to control you" I felt my face so hot, after all, I was still a man, even if I threatened not to be close to women, it was impossible to really be the reincarnation of Megumi Yanagishita. And I'm not GAY either.
"Do you think you can beat me?" I suddenly remembered that Wang Dazui once told me that Chen Xue was once the runner-up in the national martial arts competition. The reason why she lost in the final was because she made too ruthless moves, directly letting her opponent lie in the hospital for more than three months and lose her qualification from the competition.
"Okay, then skip that question. There are still many problems with men and women living together, right? For example, how to wash the clothes, how to use the toilet, and the order in which to take a bath," I said.
"This is simpler, this is what I came up with all day, you can see, if you have any grievances, we can discuss." Chen Xue took out a piece of paper from her handbag and handed it to me. "It's not too early, I'll go cook first."
After she left, I stared blankly at the A4-sized paper in front of me, there was not much on it, just three short contents:
1. From today on, Chen Xue has become Xiao Zeyu's girlfriend, and during the period between the two living together and getting married, Xiao Zeyu's daily life was taken care of by Chen Xue. (After getting married, housework will be changed to a shift system) 2. During this time, Xiao Zeyu has to unconditionally assist Chen Xue in handling things at work, and now Chu Xi's suicide is the main thing, and he must not be lazy or absent without reason. If there is a conflict with these in his own work, Chen Xue is still the main one. The psychotherapy center will be explained by Chen Xue.
3. Given the nature of the work of the two, there will not be many opportunities to be at home at the same time. Therefore, Chen Xue should give priority to all small things at home, and Xiao Zeyu, as a man, should respect Chen Xue as a woman. (Almost for nothing, I picked up such a beautiful girlfriend, so I don't have any complaints in life, right?) I reluctantly thought that this was the legendary chapter of the covenant. Or is it the so-called lover contract? And this guy has thought about getting married? It's the rhythm that will send me until I retire
And am I a girlfriend who picked it up for nothing? No matter how I look at it, it's clear that you took a right-hand man in criminal investigation for nothing. No matter how you look at this, I'm at a loss!
But now that I think about it, can I resist this deadly criminal police captain? I don't think I have the capital, since she moved her luggage without saying hello to me, I don't have the capital.
I'm afraid to look at my bedroom now, there must be a lot more stuff in it that I didn't have
Two hours later, the hour hand was around eight o'clock. In the kitchen, there was a shout from Chen Xue asking me to come over and help serve the food, so I had to go over to help.
The two of them put the meal together and ate it in the living room. I have to say that Chen Xue's cooking skills are indeed very good, obviously she doesn't use much oil, but the dishes she makes are not light at all, which is really rare and delicious for a guy like me who solves the problem with instant noodles at every turn.
I suddenly felt that even if it was to be able to eat such a hot meal every day, it was worth it for me to help her.
"By the way, do you have any plans for tomorrow?" Chen Xue asked while picking up vegetables for me. "If there is, push it."
"Not really." Since I was asked to push, there is no need to ask me if I have it, right?
"Alright, let's start investigating." She smiled.
"Chu Xi's matter? Where are you going? I asked, taking a bite of the drumstick.
"Chu Xi's school." She replied.
I find that I don't hate this life as much as I did at the beginning, and although I still feel that living with Chen Xue is a very troublesome thing now, I really don't have the urge to kick her out now.
After all, I don't have the ability to kick her out, and if I can't resist it, I can only enjoy it, right?