At this time, Wang Roar raised his head, stared blankly at the plate of green rape on the table, and shook his head with palpitations: "I can't eat it!" You said in your dream that rape is a coffin feast, for the dead! ”

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I put down my chopsticks abruptly, and the king of education yelled, "I said 'washing machine'!" Are you still not a soldier of the people? Isn't it a materialist warrior? Can you believe the things in your dreams? Back then, when the whole army competed, you weren't even afraid of helicopter gunships, so you took a bazooka and killed them. Afraid of a dish now? ”

"I'm not afraid, but ......" Wang roared a little sluggish, and I really suspected that he was scared stupid.

So, I turned to him and comforted him, saying, "Eat!" No problem, these two bowls of rice and a plate of rape are called 'one clear and two white safe rice', after eating, the gods and ghosts are not taboo, and they are safe. ”

"Really?"

"Nonsense! I'm a troop chef, I can lie to you! ”

In this way, Wang Roar began to eat under my urging.

Actually, I really lied to him.

Where in the world is there any peace meal, it is purely my own fabrication.

However, my old class leader taught me that this person eats out and eats with a "peace of mind". The reason why there are so many nice names for the dishes is also to make people feel better, and if they are in a good mood, they will naturally be good.

To put it bluntly, this person's life is a psychological effect, and later, I even sometimes think that the so-called ghosts and gods are similar to cooking. When people are in a bad mood, they often feel that they are "haunted by ghosts", and everything does not go well, just like when you are in a bad mood, everything you eat tasteless, and vice versa, this should be a truth.

And he roared, what he lacked most now was a good mood.

After being full of wine and food, Wang Roar finally returned to his vigorous appearance. He patted me on the shoulder and said, the two of us have fate, we can meet in dreams, and after this incident, he feels that people in this society are too impetuous, and they are all red eyes for money. It is far less real than the friendship that we had climbed the pit together when we were in the army, and at that time, it was all "everyone for me, I for everyone"!

Wang's words resonated with me from the bottom of my heart.

So, my brain was hot, and I asked him if he would like to partner with me in the restaurant business.

I think that the two of us who are soldiers together, do things according to our conscience, and don't believe that we can't make money. Besides, we are still young, and when we fall from there, we get up from there, and set an example to show them, we veterans, are not old antiques!

My idea was also endorsed by Wang Yao.

Wang said that although he doesn't have much money now, relying on the connections he has accumulated while running vegetable transportation, he can buy high-quality and inexpensive raw materials and rent a reasonably priced door curtain.

After that, I gave up my plan to return to my hometown, and I scraped together 50,000 yuan with Wang Roar to rent a curtain in our county for a year. Opened a small restaurant.

In order to miss our life in the army, Wang Yao and I combined, and the name of the restaurant was "Bayi Hotel".

And just like that, I had my own storefront. Wang Yao and I have a clear division of labor, he is engaged in raw materials and food delivery, and I am responsible for cooking and housekeeping. Although the two of us don't earn much, because of the sincerity of the materials, we have gradually made some fame in the county. Three years later, we expanded our store and our business grew.

However, as the saying goes, "people who have no long-term worries must have near-term worries", although we have achieved some achievements in our careers, another problem in life has come one after another, and it disturbs my heart.

This question, in the final analysis, is just two words - women.

There is an ancient folk saying in our township, called "Cars and boats are stepping on the feet, and those who are not guilty should be killed." The chef plays the table, and sees the head bowed. "It means that these specific professions such as driving a boat, cooking and playing are always dwarfs, and they deserve to be looked down upon.

And unfortunately, I, the cook, and Wang Yao, the takeaway runner, are all in that sentence.

Not to mention anything else, the lingering smell of green onions on my body every time I go on a blind date is enough to scare off a large number of pink girls.

So, I spent three years in a single brush. But I'm not lonely, because with Wang Roar, a guy who is worse than me, I can somehow regain some psychological balance.

Speaking of Wang Roar, he has been in the emotional problem in the past few years, and he can't simply use "miserable" to describe it, if I am stunned to describe it, then he is a "ghost".

The reason why the ghost is blinded is because the objects that Wang Roar has been looking for in the past few years are all "gold-absorbing masters", and they are all masters who reach out to ask for money. But the king roared that this person eats women, no matter how I remind him, this product is going to the soup without hesitation, and throwing it into the fire with the banknote! Every time, until the last penny was cheated out by those various fungus, he was willing to give up.

And the most terrible thing is that he still refuses to change his teachings, every time he is deceived by a woman, he begins to save money desperately, what is he saving money for? Naturally, I was waiting for the next time I was deceived.

I can only explain this behavior with "ghost blinding the heart".

In this way, I opened a restaurant with him for three years, and he was deceived by bad fungus for three years.

And recently, he waited for the opportunity to be deceived again, this time, it was a girl in red.

On the third day of my expansion, a beautiful girl in a red dress came to the restaurant.

At that time, it was afternoon, just past the rush of lunch. I was too lazy to move in the summer heat, so I lay down on the table in the hall to cool off, while Wang Roar lay on the counter playing his video games.

Half-asleep, I was in a daze, until I suddenly heard the crisp voice of a woman.

"Boss, I want to eat! Can you cook? The woman's voice was pleasant.

I opened one eye and went over like an owl, only to see the back of a woman.

The girl was dressed in a red dress and had a good figure, and a black waterfall cascaded from her shoulders to her waist, giving it a strong feeling.

At that time, Wang, who was playing games on the Internet at the counter, stood up straight with a roar of "Teng", as if the troops were being inspected by the chief.

Although I couldn't see the girl's appearance, I looked at Wang Yao's grandson's expression, and I deduced that this girl was definitely a beauty.

I scolded the king with disdain in my heart and yelled: "This bastard! Well, the scar forgot the pain! It's ghostly again.

Wang roared, this big man, quickly messed up in front of the beautiful woman, and it took him a long time to react, and then pointed to the seat on the side and said, "Yes!" Yes! You sit first! Let's order right away. ”

Immediately, Wang Roar turned on the "ghost blindfold" mode, handing someone a tissue for a while, and a cup of tea for a while, wanting to talk, but he couldn't say a fart.

I didn't bother to watch his clumsy performance, so I quietly stood up and went back to the kitchen, ready to fire and take the order.

After a while, Wang Roar took the notebook and came to the kitchen.

I looked up at his goofy expression.

"Want to chase her?" I asked Wang Roar almost provocatively: "Do you want to take advantage of other girls' beautiful girls?" ”

"You, how do you know?" Wang asked stupidly.

"Nonsense, just like you, the blind know that you want to soak people! Wait for you to die! I replied.

Then, I dragged through the menu and got ready to cook.

But Wang Roar was still excited, and said to me: "Lao Tian, can you add a dish to that girl?" Just say I sent her! ”

I glanced at the menu, and then, I held the menu in front of Wang Yao's eyes angrily, and reminded him loudly:

"Add a fart! There are six dishes, and the sheep and scorpions alone are three catties! Also add? Aren't you afraid to strangle her to death? Wait......"

Halfway through my sentence, I suddenly felt something strange.

I feel like there's something wrong with that girl's menu.

Then, while reading the menu, I asked Wang Ye: "I said 'washing machine', did you remember wrong, did the girl finish eating these six dishes?" Will it be packed? ”

"You can't go wrong! The girl said, "Let's eat it here." Wang Ye's answer was beyond my expectations.

I took the menu in my hand and was completely silent.

Wang Yan looked at my strange expression, and hurriedly asked, "This girl's menu, there won't be a problem again, right?" She won't ...... It's a ghost again, right? ”

Since Wang Roar had the experience of the last "coffin banquet", he has a new understanding of the content on the menu, and he knows that I know more about this aspect, and I can see some different names from others in the menu.

This time, it really made Wang Roar right.

I feel that there is something wrong with this girl's menu, but the problem is not in the dishes she wants, but in something else......

However, I can't see much from just one menu.

So I looked up and said to Wang Roar, "Wang Roar, your chance has come!" This girl, buddy will help you catch up! ”

As soon as Wang Yao heard my words, he grabbed my shoulder like a life-saving straw, and at the same time nodded frequently: "Please teach my eldest brother!" ”

"Well said, well said! But..... Take your hands off my shoulders first! I cried out in pain.

The guy's strength was so strong that I felt like I was pinching it, and I had to dislocate.

After he let go, I waved the menu of the girl in red in front of Wang Roar.

I said, "Judging by the menu, this girl may be sick." Only I know how to cure her disease! When the time comes, when her illness is cured, don't you want something? ”

"Can you tell from the menu that a person is sick?" The king roared in surprise.

I nodded, and then let him out, and told him not to talk nonsense, and that I would make a meal in a moment, and I would personally go and meet the hapless girl in red.

After sending Wang Roar away, I pondered this surprising menu while cooking.

I couldn't help but mutter, it can't be such a coincidence, right? Could it be that what happened five years ago is going to be repeated......