Chapter 63: There is a way to steal the door
Before leaving, I wondered how I could inform the people who needed to be notified. So after I asked repeatedly, I was rejected by the rat messenger. The reason is that it is a long way to go, and it is a bit rushed.
I almost wiped out these rats, but thinking of what Xiao Fatzi said, I can only endure it first.
I followed the rats to stay at night, and walked for two days before I heard the rats say that it was almost there!
Oh! It's almost there, and I really want to kill you.
It is said that rats like to haunt at night, and this is true, they have all become adults or have not changed their habits. Sleeping during the day and traveling at night completely messed up my biological clock. I'm a panda now!
"Hey! You have to tell me how far you have to go, or I'll turn around and go back now. ”
"Don't worry, for a while! It'll be there in a moment. You don't see the mountain in front of you, there it is. ”
The messenger who had been talking to me pointed to a darker mountain in front of us, and then I realized that I had left the city far, far away. If these rats had ambushed me beforehand, I'd have had a lot of trouble getting out of danger!
But there is no lunch in the world that does not cost money, and if you want to do something big, you can't do it without the determination to break the boat! So I fought this time, saying that I had to make some movement and make everyone fall for me.
gritted his teeth and continued to move forward, saying that Wangshan ran a dead horse, which seemed to make sense. I'm like a dying horse now, could it be that the magic medicine that Xiao Jiu'er gave me will also have a time limit, and after a while, the medicine will have no effect? Or is it because I haven't been exercising at all lately?
Alas! I swear I will get a car first, even a motorcycle is better than riding the 11th road now!
When I came to the foot of the mountain, a cliff appeared in front of me. What's going on here? Won't let me climb up, will you?
Seeing that I hesitated, the rat envoy sighed and said, "Please also move, sir, I'm going to open the mechanism." ”
"Oh! Good! Good! ”
It turns out that there is a mechanism, so I finally don't have to climb the mountain. But there is no trace of a door on this cliff? The mechanism is opened, can a mountain gate appear out of thin air?
I was suspicious, and the messenger shouted at the cliff, "Open the mechanism." ”
Embarrassment! …… It's so easy, isn't it?
"Click......"
After a sound of gear clattering, a hole of about two meters appeared in the ground in front of him. A sloping stone staircase, straight stretched, until it disappeared into the darkness.
Oh! It turned out to be on the ground! Who designed this door? It's kind of interesting!
"Sir, please!"
The messenger stretched out his hand and let me to the mouth of the cave. I looked at the dark cavern, hesitated, and walked down.
After walking for a while, the stone steps turned into a flat tunnel, and there was an intersection in front of which I stood and didn't know where to go.
The messenger stepped forward and pointed, and I sighed, it turned to the left. But then it was a left, left, and left turn, and it was as if we were back at the same crossroads!
I whispered to the messenger, "You're not fooling me, are you?" It's like a circle! ”
The envoy looked puzzled, "Sir, this is wrong!" This is not the place you just was! We're already one level further down, and it's a special passage for us to steal doors, a labyrinth of different humans. It looks like a flat place, but it's actually a spiraling downward path!
Embarrassment! Looks like I'm ugly this time! Actually looked down upon by these rats? Who knew you still had these fancy intestines!
Kindness...... If a cat clan comes to catch mice, will they get lost here? Ha ha...... I'm thinking a little too much!
We were walking quietly, and suddenly there was a light in front of the originally dim tunnel, and it seemed that many people were moving quickly, and the sound seemed to be coming towards us.
After a while, I saw a pair of large men in a neat line appear, but they walked past me without even looking at me. Oh! I'm also invited by you to drop it, and I'm so a**, I don't even say hello!
I was thinking angrily when I heard the big men who had just passed by shouting, not far behind me.
I looked back into the dimly lit tunnel, but the messenger shouted, "Not good! Just came in and forgot to close the door! There is an enemy invasion, and this time you will be executed! ”
I didn't stand still, and I fell to the ground, grinning in pain. The memory of this product is too bad! It's not closed, are you used to walking through the city gate! You won't be wronged if you die a hundred times!
But listen carefully, how can there be a woman in the sound of the fight behind you? The big men who just passed were all standard men's clothes, could it be that it was a female man who attacked here?
Yikes! Miao Spike Flower! It can't be her, right? Listening to the sound is a bit like eh! This guy is extremely sensitive to rats, and I was taken away by rats, and she must have found out.
I couldn't help but want to go and see what was going on, but the rat messenger urged me: "Sir, don't pay attention, a few little thieves, we can still deal with it." Come with me quickly, and I will have to ask Mr. Zai to say a few more good words for a while, so that Zai can alleviate the sin of dereliction of duty! ”
"Huh? …… Kindness! I will, don't worry. ”
I replied vaguely, and continued with the messenger, but I always felt in my heart that the person who came to attack must be Miao Suihua. Why don't you go check it out first?
After much consideration, I decided to go back and have a look, after all, if it was Miao Suihua, I couldn't let it go.
The messenger was still leading the way, and I walked back quietly. Don't say it, it's really Miao Suihua's sister paper!
At this time, she was entangled with a few big men, and she didn't know what level these rats were, but Miao Suihua didn't put down any of them for a long time. That's not right! Miao Suihua, that's the master who I've seen and has to take a detour, how can I not have a few rats?
I was pondering, but Miao Suihua shouted: "Zhang Shanfeng! You have no conscience! Your daughter-in-law has been insulted by these stinky men, and you can still stand there and watch the play, are you a man?! ”
"Oh! Who? Who dares to touch my daughter-in-law? I killed him! Yes! ……”
I felt like a short circuit in my head in an instant, and I rushed over to a few big men with red eyes.
A few big men didn't expect to suddenly kill me, Cheng Biting Jin, and I was directly knocked down two or three by me with my stunned kung fu.
Miao Suihua jumped happily, "Okay! Great! Hubby is awesome! I love you to death! ”
After knocking down a few big men, they didn't die, probably because they were caught off guard by me, and they were a little blindfolded. One by one, they staggered back to their feet, but it was as if they had taken rat medicine.
This was a good opportunity, and since hitting the body didn't have much effect, I shot it in the head. I don't believe your heads are harder than iron!
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
After a series of bones shattering, several big men finally fell to the ground and could not get up again.
A few dark blue fog clouds have formed, I grabbed one and looked, and these are all about to turn black! No wonder I didn't kill me just now, it's really a mouse that has become a mythical beast, and its life is an inch longer than a human!
"My husband is so good! I knew you wouldn't let others bully my daughter-in-law, I love you to death! ”
Miao Suihua came up to give me a fragrant kiss, hugged my neck and refused to let go.
"You're deliberately delaying to lure me to save you, aren't you? You're still stalking me! Do you know, just now we completely offended the rat clan, and my plan was completely disrupted by you! ”
Looking at the beautiful and lovely face in front of me, I really couldn't get angry. I guess I'm going to be captured by her in this life, and I can't avoid it, fate has already quietly tied us together. Alas! ……
"Husband! What do you want? Isn't it just a bunch of rats! I don't care about it yet, what are you nervous about. Wouldn't it be better for us and my wife to cut the grass and eradicate the roots, what kind of hide and seek are we playing with them? ”
"Alas! You don't know, there are a lot of secrets I haven't figured out yet! ”
I told me what Xiao Fatzi told me, and briefly told Miao Suihua, this sister paper was full of disdain. I hated her so much that I wanted to beat her.
"Husband, it's okay, I'll rush in, kill the rat essence, and then block the broken ghost door, you can rest assured!"
Miao Suihua smiled and ran to the front to lead the way, I followed her, curious why she knew the way. But the thought that kittens are good at catching mice is immediately relieved.
I followed her and shouted, "I want to call my cousin, but I can't call my husband now." We haven't rolled the sheets yet, so we're not a couple. ”
"Huh! Never mind! If we have time, we won't have to roll the sheets! Hehe! ……”
Embarrassment! This sister paper is so capricious, it's really okay!
In front of him appeared a large stone chamber, which seemed to be a meeting place, and many holes were linked to it. As soon as we stepped into the stone chamber, we heard the sound of ropes coming from the many holes around us, and then countless rats swarmed in, and we were in danger of being overwhelmed by the rat tide.
Miao Suihua screamed, jumped back in a few clicks, hugged my neck and kept kicking my feet. "Damn rats, it's dirty! It's dirty! ”
I yelled at Miao Suihua with black lines on my face: "Who said that you were going to kill the rat essence just now?" Why don't you dare to go forward now? What are you shouting dirty, if the rat is clean like you, is it still the four evils? ”
"Humph! Isn't it good for people to be clean? Does the husband like a dirty beauty? ”
"I ...... I don't have to worry about you, let's get rid of the rats quickly. ”
Miao Suihua reluctantly got off me, waved her nine tails, and began the rat extermination operation with me. Not to mention, these low-level rats are still quite resolute, and they are not even afraid in the face of our combination comparable to Mr. and Mrs. Smith. One by one, I rushed forward, and a few small rats who were lucky enough to rush in front of me wanted to bite me, but they shattered their teeth and fell to the ground with blood and sobbing.
Of course, Miao Suihua refused to touch these rats directly, and the nine tails just swept around, and the rats flew but few were killed. I had to act as a soy sauce beater, and I ended up with these unlucky people who were dizzy.
Suddenly, a scream was heard, and a bolt of lightning instantly slashed in front of Miao Suihua. All the little rats stopped moving, and I stopped to see if the lightning was a god. Miao Suihua didn't make a sound, she was back to back with me, and I suddenly felt as if she was collapsing on the ground.
"Hey! Cousin, what's wrong with you? Why are you falling to the ground and being terrified? If you had known that, you wouldn't have come! Messed up my plans, and now I'm scared, and you're asking me to say what's good about you? ”
Miao Suihua didn't answer me, she still collapsed to the ground little by little, and after a while, she was huddled into a ball, and she didn't move.
My eyelids were pounding so badly, could something bad happen?
"Humph! A kitten who has not become a climate dares to go wild in the territory of our rat clan, today I will teach the cat clan a lesson, so that they also know that rats are not afraid of cats! Hahaha......"
Finally, after seeing the lightning, the new character turned out to be a huge mouse. It was sitting upright on the ground, licking its paws, its long grappling hook glowing and dripping with blood.
Suddenly, my heart trembled, "Ah! Not good! Cousin, are you alright? ”
"Nothing? This is our Elder who steals the door, and it is at the level of a Dao Divine Beast! This is called stealing the door, and you have to pay the price if you are a cat! ”
The rat envoy who had just led me appeared, and looked at Miao Suihua, who didn't know whether she was alive or dead, with a disdainful face, and said slowly.
"Ahh …… Even if you are divine beasts, I will destroy you damn rats today! ”
My eyes instantly turned scarlet, and the anger I hadn't seen for a long time reappeared, and I rushed headlong at the elder of the rat clan, who was known as the way to steal the door, and was about to tear this damn big rat apart.
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