The strange man at the head opened his mouth, not knowing what to say. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info he knew that the person in the room was just an ordinary human being like himself, and even far inferior to himself to some extent. But he didn't dare to make a mistake at all, who knew if the next time the kitchen knife would fly directly to his head - he didn't think that a head made of flesh and bones could be harder than thirty centimeters of iron-shirted wood.

"Come on, come and learn how to cook with me!" The people in the room seem to have gone crazy, and in short, the san value has dropped miserably, "Now learn to cook with me and send Yida!" Two at a time! ”

Maybe it's because the iron-shirted wooden door is too heavy, or maybe it's because of some strange spell applied on it, in short, the person behind the door can't tell whether it's a man or a woman just by his voice. It could be a man with a low SAN value, or a beautiful girl, or even anything else. Anyway, if you don't open the door, you won't know what's behind the door, just like the "Schrödinger's cat" theory.

"Chief Priest......" A strange black-robed man behind the man couldn't help but wipe the cold sweat from his forehead and whispered, "Or, we'll be hungry today?" ”

"We haven't eaten in three days, Jimmy." The man known as the chief priest shook his head with a wry smile, and touched his empty stomach by the way, "You know, I can eat even if I get a kitchen knife now." ”

"You're not foodies, how can you eat a kitchen knife!" The Xueliang murder weapon inserted in the door was pulled out at once, and then kept descending on the poor wood, splitting huge scars one after another. Unfortunately, her actions were meaningless to the wooden door, and no amount of damage would heal in a matter of seconds. Not a trace is left.

"But, ......chief priest," said the speaker, glaring fearfully at the heavy iron-clad wooden door. Then he hung his head in a hurry, for fear of unnecessary mental pollution, "wanting to get food from that man's hands...... It's a cost of life! ”

"I'm not a cannibal, why should I want your life!" The iron-shirted wooden door trembled with a loud bang, making people wonder how long this thing would last, "I just want someone to cook with me, is it that difficult!" ”

"It's not that we don't want to cook with you, but we're afraid of being cooked by you!" A group of weird black-robed people complained frantically in their hearts. On his face, he still had that indifferent expression as if he was paralyzed.

The man behind the door took a deep breath and barely managed to recover a little bit of san.

"Well, you don't cook with me, I forgive you."

A group of weird black-robed people secretly breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that they were finally able to get the food back today, and they finally lived up to everyone's ardent expectations. However, this was only the calm before the storm, and the next moment they were greeted by an even more fierce storm.

"But you don't give me the ingredients. Let me make a meow, let's have an air feast! ”

"No, we left you a lot of ingredients for making food last time...... the chief priest frowned slightly, and couldn't help but say eagerly. You must know that this is the last days when supplies are extremely scarce, and it is not easy for a group of them to get some food. Truth be told, if it weren't for the amazing cooking skills of the people locked up in the house, they wouldn't have sent valuable ingredients in. It's a year to give it away.

"The ones you left over from three days ago?" The people in the house not only did not calm down, but became more and more violent, and a kitchen knife almost dismembered the iron-shirted wooden door into pieces. However, no matter how great a mortal's strength is and how subtle his tricks are, he will not be able to use them, after all, he will be limited by his physical strength.

Slowly, the man's attack slowed down. The heavy wheezing sound could be heard clearly through the iron-shirted wooden door.

"Whew, whew...... You still have to mention it. That's not enough ingredients to stuff my teeth! ”

"What?! We have so many rations for the day...... You ate it all in three days? The chief priest trembled, "shen yin", and was almost scared out of myocardial infarction.

"Nonsense, that's more? That's the amount of breakfast I used to make! "The people in the room said it rightly, and the high-minded foodie attitude despised the strange black-robed people to the fullest.

"Nima, can you eat sixty catties of rice for breakfast?!" The chief priest was furious, and slapped the iron-shirted wooden door fiercely, "Is your stomach connected to the fourth dimension, quickly take out some props for me the blue earless cat-type robot, ahhh Soul Light!" ”

Although the man behind the door did not have the strength to cut the iron shirt with a knife, the power of the unarmed slap was not much smaller, and the chief priest was shocked to his knees like a grandson on the spot.

"You bastard priest who has gone bankrupt in your sect, all the dishes I worked so hard to make have been swept away by you, and I haven't even been left with a single bit! I have no choice but to take the ingredients to pay for my salary! Sixty catties of rice, thirty catties of potatoes, twenty-eight catties of cabbage, and fifty catties of sweet potatoes were all eaten by me! Chief priest bastard, you are not human, I have worked hard for you for almost a year, you don't pay your salary, you pay me back my hard-earned money, pay me back my hard-earned money! ”

"Damn, what kind of trouble are you doing!" The chief priest immediately offered his knees, knelt on the ground and cried a handful of snot and tears, crying so sadly, "That's a month's food for a group of us, okay, the landlord's family has no surplus food!" ”

"No food leftover? Don't you still have a happy child, take her to pay off your debts! ”

"Xi'er? You say my daughter ......" the chief priest was shocked and hated to say, "Xi'er, she is only thirteen years old, and she is still a child!" Huang Shiren, you don't even let go of a child, you are not a human! ”

"Don't talk nonsense, if you still want to eat, obediently send Xi'er to me!" The people in the house sneered, showing the demeanor of the landlord, "Otherwise...... You better go back and think about how to pay the rent! ”

"My poor Xi'er, my miserable Xi'er, daddy, I ...... Eh, no, it's clear that we are the sufferers! The chief priest, who had been too deep in the play, suddenly woke up to the fact that their group of people who had been hungry for three days and wanted to eat kitchen knives were the ones who came to collect debts!

"Bitter master, your sister, how to calculate my salary!" The people in the house not only did not show any signs of remorse, but they were furious, as if they were the girl named "Dou E", "I worked hard to cook for you for a year, and the result?" Either leave me some leftovers for cold roasting, or give me some leftover miso soup, your sister didn't leave me anything last time! Foxconn is more generous than your sect, and you deserve to go out of business! ”

"Damn, the rations left for you are not enough for ten people to eat for three days, you bottomless pit foodie!" The chief priest lay on the ground with grief and indignation, almost putting on a five-body throwing pose without discipline, "Although we took a little more last time, it was because we were going to hold a festival, have you ever seen a festival without enough food!" ”

"Bastard Priest, you don't even call me when there is a festival, you deserve to be fucked for the rest of your life!"

"Who told you that I've been masturbating all my life, my daughter Xi'er is thirteen years old, okay!" The chief priest retorted unconvinced.

"Hmph, with my fiery eyes, I know at a glance that Xi'er is not your own flesh and blood!" The people in the room snorted coldly, and their confidence was unshakable.

"I can't pretend I didn't hear what you said, do you want to say that I have been cuckolded for thirteen years?" The chief priest gasped in disbelief.

"Ha, you're not just wearing a green hat, you're a hereditary iron hat king, and the green hat is about to turn black." The people in the house seemed to be in control, as if they were ten percent sure, "Let me guess, you must have been a dick who chased the goddess to no avail, but one day the goddess suddenly said that she wanted to marry you, and then the child was born in less than eight months, right?" ”

“…… Did we know each other before? The chief priest's face was dark, and he looked like "the past is unbearable, and everything is in the present." Pain is mixed with joy, frustration contains happiness, and that expression is simply the standard template for a successful counterattack.

"Hello pick-up man, you are really stable enough to receive this plate, and you are completely worthy of your good intentions for the goddess." The tone of the people in the room was full of schadenfreude, and the pick-up man shouted so cheerfully that even the SAN value couldn't help but drop a few points, and fell directly into the abyss of negative numbers.

"Soul light, if you dare to slander our family Xiaoyu, I will not be finished with you!" The chief priest was so angry that the three corpse gods jumped violently, and his eyes immediately turned red, and it is estimated that even if there is a god standing in front of him, he can kill you - of course, we will not discuss whether he will be counter-killed.

"Ha, let me guess again, your goddess ran away not long after the child was born, right?" The person in the room didn't care at all, anyway, with that person's current SAN value, he wouldn't care about other people's anger or anything.

“…… Xiaoyu didn't run, she just went home to visit relatives, and then she disappeared! The chief priest clutched his head in agony, so that he could not cry.

"If she disappears, I'll go live on Station A now!"

The chief priest hissed and gasped, the man's poisonous oath could not have been more terrible.

"Then tell me, where did Xiaoyu go!"

"I don't know astrology or prophecy, and I don't know how to candle the tortoise shell and determine the innate gossip of the heavens, where can I find your goddess? But well...... I can tell you why I know so much. The people in the room sneered, looking like they were about to open their hole cards—actually because the chapter was about to come to an end.

"You say, you say! If you can't say it, I'll starve you to death!" The chief priest jumped to his feet and cursed the street, wishing that he would kill the soul in the house now.

"Let's not mention the language in your words...... Otherwise, if you complain that your language is taught by the physical education teacher, you have to make more than a thousand words. The people in the house revealed the mystery quite without giving face to a certain meow, and the meaning of schadenfreude reached the climax directly, "Your Excellency the Iron Hat King and Receiver, can you tell me a question......

"Why, your daughter is a mulatto? Could it be that your goddess is an authentic chocolate? ”

ps: (I can't close the brain hole as soon as I open it...... ）