Chapter 82: Xiao Fatzi Appears
Looking at the rising sun in the distance, I feel really cold! I didn't expect to experience falling from a building again today, I wonder if there is a sturdy car below to pick me up?
Time became very slow at this time, but everything in front of me became very fast, and everything could not be seen clearly in front of me, except for a fat man in front of me, who kept a constant distance from me.
"Ahh …… Poof! …… Yes! ……”
The first scream was from me, and the toad fell to the ground with a thud and smashed the asphalt into a big hole, and then I fell on him impartially, and the second howl was from him!
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"Hey! Toad, I owe you a favor. Don't cry! How about I give you something delicious in the future? ”
Looking at the golden cicada lying in the pit and humming and chirping, I squatted on the edge of the pit and kept comforting him.
Speaking from the heart, this ugly bastard hasn't even eaten a good meal since he followed me! has been unlucky, sad for me, should I be better to him in the future?
"Woohoo! …… You...... I owe you so much in my last life! I didn't have a good time meeting you! Whining! ……”
The toad cried! It is estimated that no one has ever seen it, an ugly monster crying, but if anyone sees it, it will definitely be sick to their stomach!
"That's it! Don't cry! Hurry up and chase the female ghost with me! If she really runs away, I can tell you responsibly that we will all die a terrible death! ”
"Can there be any worse than now?"
"Yes! Trust me, that's right! ”
"Hmm...... Trust you one more time, just this once! ”
dragged the toad and wanted to continue chasing the escaping female ghost, but found that the family had long since disappeared. What's the matter? We don't have any tracking equipment!
"Leader, where are we chasing?"
"Hmm...... That's a problem, if only there was a dog that could smell ghosts! ”
"Yo! Isn't that crazy! Why do you start working hard now and get up early to exercise? Ha ha! Young people need to exercise more! ”
I'm worried! I didn't expect God to favor me so much, and I left a living tracking instrument!
"Fat Shaw! My fat man, you're just in time! ”
I jumped on Xiao Tianming excitedly, and felt that this fat man was so cute now! The smell on the body makes people want to scream excitedly, "Good dog, good dog!" ”
When the fat man saw my appearance, his eyebrows jumped and said, "Hehe! Nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief. What happened to you? Want me to help, right? ”
"Uh-huh! Just caught a ghost, an accident, let her run away, can you give full play to your strengths, help find it! ”
Xiao Fat Man roared at me with cold sweat on his forehead: "Whoever is special is to help you find someone!" You have the ability to find it yourself, why do you even pretend to be a god with me! Needless to say, you're not, it's really Erlang God, and today Lao Tzu is also on sick leave! ”
Yo he! It seems that this Tibetan mastiff has been in a bad mood recently! It's so loud that you don't even pay attention to your master. If you have a chance to meet Erlang God, you must hit your little report! However, brother, I also have a way to make you comply.
I took out a piece of talisman paper and shook it at the fat man. With a hula call, the rune paper turned into a ball of fireball, but instead of attacking Xiao Fatzi himself, it hung on my palm, ready to attack.
As soon as Xiao Fatzi saw the rune paper and fireball, he suddenly entered a daze mode, and only after a long time did he tremble and say, "You...... Where's this thing? ”
"Huh! It seems that the fat brother is quite knowledgeable, so I don't need to introduce more. Are you here to help? Hehe! ”
"Alas! I'm so unlucky this morning! I said, "Why are my eyelids jumping this morning?" ……”
Under the surprised gaze of the golden cicada, Xiao Fatzi transformed, and a majestic Tibetan mastiff appeared in front of us.
"Wang!"
The Tibetan mastiff roared and ran in one direction.
I raised my eyebrows at the golden cicada and winked, "Chase!" ”
"Leader! I'm really impressed by your five-body body now! ”
The golden cicada excitedly followed behind me, slapping the sycophants while chasing in the direction where the female ghost disappeared.
I said in my heart: "Fat Xiao! You're just the right show! It's not going to trick me again, is it? ”
With such a little bit of caution, we followed the Tibetan mastiff and kept chasing. Although he has never done me any substantial harm since he met Xiao Fatzi, as the saying goes, you can't have the heart to hurt people, and you can't have the heart to prevent people! Keep an eye on it, and you can't make a mistake! This is what my mom taught me!
The sun has climbed up the treetops, I wonder if this female ghost sister will disappear without a trace when she sees the sun?
OK! After chasing for a while, I saw a black shadow walking on the road in a distance! It seems that what is played in the movie is not necessarily true, look at this ghost sister, if there is no one around, what a **** silk!
"Wang! Prosperous! ”
"Huh? Whose pet dog is this? Why did you run out early in the morning and bite someone? Dislike! ”
Sweat! I said ghost sister! Are you still human? I'm also a god dog, okay? Why did you become a pet dog, you look at this dog, that kind of pet?
The Tibetan mastiff bit the calf of the ghost sister, and the sister desperately kicked the Tibetan mastiff's stomach with her other leg, but the Tibetan mastiff was like having rabies, drooling and not letting go.
"Haha! Sister! How's it like to catch up with you? Have fun with us, right? ”
Jin Chanzi squinted and stared at the ghost sister, but she didn't expect this ghost sister to be seen for a while, and she turned back to her original appearance before she died, which is quite good-looking!
"Ahh What a disrespect! Someone! ”
Oh! Why are you called indecent assault? I didn't even bring my ID card, and if the police came, it would be early in the morning, and the designation would be difficult to explain.
I didn't say much, took out a piece of talisman paper and threw it at the ghost sister. "Walk you!"
"Ahh ……”
The ghost sister let out a miserable howl, slowly showing the appearance of a demon in the flames, and then turned into a wisp of green smoke and disappeared into the beautiful morning sun.
"Alas! They all said don't scream! You're going to scream! Look, our leaders are angry and kill people, right? ”
The toad rubbed his temples and shook his head and sighed, as if I had just attempted a crime! I was about to make up for the toad, but I found that the city gate was on fire and the fish pond had been damaged!
The ghost sister was burned to ashes, and the Tibetan mastiff transformed into Xiao Fatman was also unlucky. The Tibetan mastiff that didn't have time to loosen its mouth was almost extinguished by the fire prisoner talisman!
The Tibetan mastiff didn't even make a sound, it was already surrounded by raging fire, and now all the hair on its body was burned.
"Hahaha...... The Tibetan mastiff has become a deer doll! Hahaha......"
The golden cicada gloated and laughed, and I rubbed my temples and thought, what is this?
Under the inactive gaze of the two of us, the Tibetan mastiff turned back into Xiao Fat, and like many people who have experienced it, he is also like charcoal!
Xiao Fat Man had tears in his eyes, just like an African smuggler. I don't feel good when I see it!
"What's that...... Fatso! I didn't make this rune paper, so it's inevitable that you won't be able to keep it when you use it, you ...... You okay? ”
"Woohoo! ……”
"Forget it! I know you're sad, I'll be great for once, and I'll give you a second birth! ”
I took out another piece of talisman paper, closed my eyes and threw it at Fat Xiao.
After a miserable howl, Xiao Fat Man exhaled a puff of black smoke and slowly got up from the ground.
"Zhang Shanfeng! I...... I'm convinced! Do you a favor, you actually mess with yourself! ……”
What can I say? I can only turn my head to look at the rising sun, look at the grass and trees in the early morning, and then take Xiao Fatzi's complaint as the wind in my ears, and let it come quietly and go quietly.
Xiao Fatzi left, leaving no words, not taking a cloud with him. I wanted to say thank you to him, but looking at his bleak back, I could only smile and wave at him!
"Fat brother! You go all the way, remember to find a piece of clothing quickly, otherwise the police will invite you to morning tea! ”
"You! …… Yes! ”
Xiao Fat Man roared and went into the woods by the roadside, and came out wrapped in leaves for a while. He glared at me and said, "You! You will be punished by drops! Hum! ”
Saying that, the fat man turned his head and left, but I saw that there was something more in his hand at some point, a glass ball!
Well? Why is this glass ball so familiar?
"Hey! Toad, have you ever seen that glass ball? ”
Jin Cicada smiled and asked, "What glass ball?" Leader, you are so shameless! Hee-hee! ”
"What a stinky fart! I can't help it! Do you see that glass ball in the fat man's hand? ”
"Ahh See, what's wrong? ”
"Have you ever seen that thing? Or have you ever heard of what that thing is? ”
"Hmm...... It should be a craft, right? ”
"You can die!"
With a kick of the damn toad, I chased after the fat man. You have to figure it out, or you will always feel uneasy!
When the fat man saw me chasing after him, he trembled all over his body and ran away. I shouted while chasing: "Fat brother, fat brother!" You wait for my brother, I'll invite you to dinner! ”
"you drip! I don't dare to recognize your brother, don't chase it, I don't do it! ”
Sweat! I don't have the hobby you mentioned!
"Fat brother! Stop, I want to ask you something. ”
"There's nothing to answer to you, let's just assume we've never met."
The fat man didn't turn his head back and ran away with this sentence, if I can't see that he has a ghost in his heart, I'll stand upside down to show people!
Fortunately, Xiao Fatzi had just been reborn in the flames, and his physical strength was not advanced, so I caught up with him in a few steps. I threw the fat man to the ground, and I snatched the glass ball from his hand.
Holding the glass ball, I studied it for a long time but didn't see anything wrong, it was a glass ball, maybe it was a crystal ball.
"Boy! Don't deceive people too much! Anyway, I'm also a divine beast, even if you have Suzaku to support you, I can sue you, don't force me! ”
I put my hands on the ground, lay on the fat man, and asked him, "Fat brother, then tell me where this thing came from?" What does it do? ”
With that, I shook the glass ball in my hand at him. Carefully observing the expression on his face, if he dared to say that he didn't know, then he must know.
As a result, this guy flipped me to the side with a belly boom, and said angrily, "You ask me? I asked who to go! Just picked up a drop in the woods! Take it if you like, and you'll pounce on me for this! Are you sick? ”
Oh! Saying I'm sick? Am I like?
Getting up from the ground, I threw the glass ball back to Fat Xiao. Although he felt that he was suspicious, there was no evidence, so he could only be regarded as a second suspect.
The first one is Miao Suihua, what is this sister doing now? Hurry back and have a look.
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