Chapter 31: Class reunion
I felt that something was wrong and said, "Xicai, I can tell you that the urn containing the ashes belongs to the extreme yin, and you must not touch it, you will pack all the things and send them away immediately tomorrow morning, do you hear?" ”
Sun Xicai pursed his lips and nodded reluctantly, Wang Jiao's face turned white with fright, and hurriedly asked Sun Xicai to move the two cardboard boxes and urns in the house to the outhouse, and find a car to send them away when he got up tomorrow morning.
The next morning, I was afraid that Sun Xicai would play tricks, so I went to the Buddha shop again, only Wang Jiao was in the store, saying that Sun Xicai had transported all the urns away early in the morning, and he had just gone out not long ago. I checked inside and out, but I really didn't see it, so I was relieved. Wang Jiao said again: "Brother, in fact, those urns are not leftovers from friends who opened shroud shops, and I don't know where Xicai bought them from." He is a man who loves to be greedy and cheap, and he is clever. ”
I laughed: "I knew he wasn't telling the truth, whatever, he had to transport it for me anyway." ”
Wang Jiao pouted: "I actually can't deal with other people, especially I don't look down on his shortcomings." Brother, you said that it would be nice if we were not relatives, then I would definitely be your girlfriend. ”
I said, "No one is forcing you to be with him, and you can't find a better one." ”
Wang Jiao's expression was a little twisted: "Get used to it, and change it when you meet a suitable one in the future." I didn't think much of it, chatted with her for a while and left.
The next afternoon, a classmate informed me that my junior high school classmates had started planning a party again, and asked me if I would go.
If it weren't for Lu Wen asking me to buy Buddhist cards at the class reunion, I wouldn't be engaged in this industry, but when I remembered what happened to Brother Ming, I was scared again, so I asked the classmate about Brother Ming's news. After asking, I learned that since the death of Brother Ming's son, he has been in a slump, and later went to Guangdong to work and cut off contact with all his classmates.
I didn't have any worries about that, so I agreed to participate on the spot. As the saying goes, I have been in the amulet business in Thailand for nearly two years, and I have bought a house in Shenyang with all the money, and my classmates are very envious of me. Since then, I've become less averse to class reunions and even look forward to getting together more often.
People are strange animals, it feels bad to be left out, but it feels cool to be sought after, no wonder Chinese are eager to succeed and like to get ahead. People have vanity, and so do I, so I went to this meeting again.
The deputy director of the bank surnamed Qiao would be late for every class reunion, and his excuse was a traffic jam, and Shenyang was not Beijing, of course, it was not a real traffic jam, but it was deliberately done for everyone to see. As soon as he entered the room, he threw the car keys "casually" next to the tableware on the table, and then sat down to chat with a big grin, seemingly careless, but in fact, it was all for everyone to see, so that the students knew that this person was a good mixer, busy with work, and drove a good car.
There were about forty people here, which is quite a complete lineup, and Lao Qiao was no exception this time, still the latest, but when he walked into the private room with the car keys in one hand and the Nokia N73 mobile phone in the other, he found that no one paid attention to him at all. A lot of people gathered around me to ask questions, including those good-looking and open-minded female classmates.
I saw Lao Qiao chatting privately with a few male classmates next to him for a while, and he got up and walked towards me, with a smile on his face: "Lao Tian, I heard that you have mixed well in the past few years, and you have bought a house in full, what about drug trafficking or pimping?" Everyone laughed. I smiled and folded my hands: "Savatica! ”
Old Joe asked suspiciously, "What, what card?" ”
I said, "That's Thai, hello!" Knowing that I was doing a Buddhist card business in Thailand, I also asked. ”
Old Joe laughed again: "What kind of business are you doing in Thailand?" Do you specialize in helping people connect with transgender? You didn't try it yourself, did you? ”
Everyone laughed again, and I replied: "Transgender is not for everyone, I am too ugly, and I am not a beauty when I change, there is no market; You look much better than me, but you can try it, I'll contact the hospital for you, you can get a discount, how about it? ”
Lao Qiao also laughed with Hehe in the laughter of everyone, and there was obviously a little dissatisfaction in his smile.
A female classmate asked me, "Tian Qi, does Brother Ming's matter have anything to do with the Buddha card?" I heard that he asked for a Buddhist plaque in your hand, and then his son was hit by a car and died. ”
Lu Wen also said: "Yes, yes, he always said that the Thai Buddha card killed his son." Also, my sister's friend, Sister Gao, also asked for a Buddhist card from you, right? In the end, why was she strangled to death by her husband inexplicably? ”
I felt weak in my heart, of course I couldn't admit it, if I did, not only would I smash my own business, but I would still be guilty of indirect murder. I sneered and said, "There are always accidents in life, and the Thai Buddha card is not a poison, how can it kill the owner?" In that case, how many Chinese wear Buddha cards, wouldn't they all be dead! Their deaths are all related to themselves, and they have nothing to do with Thai amulets. You also asked for a Buddhist card from me, how come you not only didn't get lucky, but also escaped a catastrophe? ”
Everyone nodded, and Lu Wen said, "I think so, it depends on yourself." ”
The female classmate asked before: "Tian Qi, is there a Buddhist card that can help the husband and wife to reconcile?" I'm always half-hearted, and they all annoy me to death! ”
Lao Qiao sneered: "That's because you're not beautiful, if you can be as beautiful as Lu Wen and have a good figure, can your husband be half-hearted?" Right? Everyone laughed, and the female classmate was embarrassed, glanced at Lao Qiao, and stopped talking.
Of course, I couldn't let go of the business opportunity, so I quickly took out my business card and handed it to her: "Thai Buddha cards have various effects, but this thing is not a miracle medicine, it can only play an auxiliary role, and it mainly has to cooperate with itself." ”
Old Qiao snorted: "What's the use of buying Buddha cards?" It's better to wear a piece of Guanyin, isn't this a scam? ”
I laughed, "Of course not. Thai Buddha cards are divided into positive and yin, and the effect of the positive card is not so obvious, but it is not harmful; The effect of the yin card is overbearing, because there are ghosts to help, but the side effects are not small. ”
When everyone heard this, they asked what was going on, and Old Joe also came to the spirit: "Ghost help?" Are you kidding? Where the hell is there in this world? ”
I deliberately said solemnly, "Don't make jokes about ghosts, it's not a joke." I've seen so much in Thailand in the past few years that I can't explain it with science, so I'll tell you about it when I have the opportunity to tell you about it later. "My classmates all asked me for business cards, and half a box of business cards was quickly distributed, but only Lao Qiao didn't ask for it, and I didn't take the initiative to give it to him.
When chatting, everyone talked about their respective jobs, and some people lamented that the pressure was too great and the money was not easy to make, and Lao Qiao said, "What's there?" Earn less, spend less, you see I earn a lot, but I also spend a lot, my leap is a few thousand a year just a year, is it easy? No matter what kind of occupation you have, just do it as a businessman, don't be like Tian Qi, don't do a good job, and swindle on the Internet all day long. He's a negative example, don't learn from him. "Everyone laughed, and many of the female classmates looked at me like clowns. Even the few male classmates who were very badly mixed seemed to have finally found a vent and laughed exaggeratedly. I hated it so much that I could only laugh at it.
A few days later, Wang Jiao suddenly called me and cried and said, "Brother, come to the store quickly, something happened!" ”
"What's the matter?" I hurriedly asked. Wang Jiao didn't answer, she just cried vigorously, I thought to myself that it was nothing more than a quarrel with Sun Xicai again, what are you looking for me to do with this kind of thing? But my cousin opened her mouth, so I had to go and see it.
When I arrived at the Buddha shop, the door was wide open, Wang Jiao squatted outside the store, her eyes were red, and she looked haggard, while Sun Xicai was sitting in a chair in the store, holding her head with her hands. I asked Wang Jiao: "What's the matter, did you fight with Xicai?" ”
Wang Jiao shook her head and entered the store, I asked Sun Xicai again, he slowly raised his head and said to me: "Brother Tian, I'm sorry for you......" I was stunned: "What are you sorry for me, did you sell the store?" ”
Sun Xicai pointed to the base of the shelf, I didn't understand, walked over and lifted the yellow curtain, and there was an old urn inside. I suddenly became angry: "Didn't you want to send all these things away?" Why is there still one left? ”
"I didn't keep it," Sun Xicai cried with a sad face, "It, it ran back by itself!" ”