Chapter 41: Hey, I'm Grumpy!
Seeing that Xiao Yu didn't speak, the yellow-faced man still didn't come to his senses, and shouted loudly:
"Fourth Master, why are you standing so far away? Why don't you do it yet? Didn't you say that only the girls you took with your own hands were delicious? ”
Xiao Yu's face darkened, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Shut up!" ”
This baby is already standing in the shadows so far back, you can still see me, don't your eyes be so good!
Didn't it say that the ancients had night blindness? Hurry up and give me a face to the loess with my back to the sky, bow my head and dig herbs!
The yellow-faced man stared at Xiao Yu, and then at Mu Wanqing and Zhong Ling, who were standing together, like two cold plums blooming side by side, and finally showed an expression of sudden realization on their faces.
He smiled and patted his chest hard: "It turns out that the fourth master wants to play new tricks today." ”
Xiao Yu couldn't bear it: "You shut up ...... me"
"Fourth master, you said it, I understand!"
I understand your sister, I haven't finished speaking, what do you understand?
Xiao Yu's eyelids jumped, and he was about to speak, when the yellow-faced man had already waved his big hand and said, "When the fourth master makes a move later, you all shout to me one by one!" Did you hear that? ”
"I heard you!"
“……”
Xiao Yu really wants to strangle this yellow-faced man to death now, and he rolls his eyes and foams at the mouth.
You're actually here to trick me, you must be! If you're not afraid of god-like opponents, you're afraid of pig-like teammates, you're talking about people like you!
At the same time, in the live broadcast room-
"Hahaha, the anchor's expression lit up."
"Sensei explains, I understand~~ This sentence must be praised."
"That guy is so funny, he actually wants the anchor to be a hero to save the beauty, right?"
"Popcorn and Coke are ready, sit back and see how the anchor gets out."
"So many coincidences actually got together, and I was also drunk."
"The visual inspection anchor is about to turn on the pretending mode."
"Upstairs is right."
"Heroes see the same thing."
……
"Huh?" The cute girl Zhong Ling's eyes widened, looked at Xiao Yu, and asked in disbelief: "He, he is a crane in the clouds?" ”
Mu Wanqing raised her eyebrows: "You don't know?!" ”
"He said his name was Xiao Yu......"
"He's lying to you, it's not your name at all," Mu Wanqing said coldly, "Even if this thief turns to ashes, I can recognize it, and it is clearly the 'extremely vicious' old Siyun Zhonghe among the four evildoers!" ”
The cute girl blinked, she couldn't believe that the man in front of her who saved herself would be one of the four villains, Yun Zhonghe, if he was really a crane in the clouds, how could he let himself go, and how could he help himself bury the mink together...... But whether it was the Shennong Gang or Mu Wanqing, the demeanor and tone did not seem to be fake, and for a while, Zhong Ling only felt that his little head was buzzing, and he didn't know which was true or false.
She bit her lip and looked at Xiao Yu, with a hint of expectation in her eyes and asked, "Who are you?" ”
Xiao Yu took a deep breath, knowing that he had to come up with a convincing explanation at this time, otherwise the favorability of the cute girl would definitely plummet, and there would be no room for turn.
So...... It's time to show off your acting skills.
He shook his green shirt, walked to the forest with his hands behind his back, and the cold moonlight fell on his side face, causing three points of loneliness and two points of sadness. With a sigh of vicissitudes, Xiao Yu's first sentence calmed everyone: "...... The crane in the clouds is dead. ”
"Huh?"
Whether it was the Shennong Gang or the cute girls, they all looked at Xiao Yu with wide eyes and stunned expressions.
After a short silence, Mu Wanqing suddenly spoke: "Aren't you crazy?" ”
The corners of Xiao Yu's mouth twitched.
That's enough, please stop talking!
What the hell is the madness, I'm uncomfortable if you're not black, right?,When a good high force arrives at you, it becomes a nervous disorder in a blink of an eye!
Xiao Yu pretended not to hear this, but said: "Do you know the allusion of 'Huangliang A Dream'?" ”
"I know, I know!" The cute girl actively raised her hand, "Huangliang a dream is from "The World Says New Language", also known as Handan a dream ......"
"Correct." Xiao Yu nodded in praise.
The cute girl grinned and was about to speak, but Mu Wanqing glared at her, and hurriedly stuck out her tongue and covered her mouth.
Xiao Yu looked at the crescent moon in the sky, and his voice was a little ethereal:
"Last night, I had a big dream, and there was an immortal with immortal wind bones in a dream to point out, so I suddenly woke up to the past and present lives, but the cause and effect of the past...... So the crane in the cloud in the past is dead, and now I am called Xiao Yu. ”
"As the so-called big dream is perceived, I know ...... in my life"
The yellow-faced man whispered: "That, Fourth Master He, although I don't read much, but this sentence is actually said by Mr. Wolong, right?" ”
Xiao Yu: "......"
Shut up, you're here to dismantle me, right? It must be! If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute!
In the live broadcast room-
“666666666666。”
"A good bite for the yellow-faced man."
"I'm watching the anchor pretending to be forced, who knows that as soon as the yellow-faced man speaks, the painting style will change directly."
"Upstairs is right."
"When it comes to my heart."
"Upstairs +1."
“+10086。” ……
Although these words are full of loopholes, they are still very bluffing when it comes to tall things such as a dream and immortal guidance, after all, people in this era generally believe in ghosts and gods, and the children of the rivers and lakes are not exempt from vulgarity.
"Really?" The cute girl will be skeptical.
Duan Yu, who was full of poetry and books, was also puzzled.
Only Mu Wanqing didn't believe it at all, this girl's impression of Xiao Yu was obviously extremely bad, a pair of starry eyes looked at her coldly, her willow eyebrows raised slightly, and the meaning was obvious:
Pretend, pretend, you continue to pretend!
I heard Mu Wanqing say: "Since you have been instructed by the immortals and awakened to the past and present lives, have the immortals ever instructed you to do other things?" ”
Xiao Yu understood as soon as he heard it-this girl was planning to talk about herself without evidence, so as to expose her shameless liar's face.
If it was the crane in the clouds before, naturally he would only be annoyed and angry, jumping to scold his mother, but Xiao Yu has a system, and he can really get this "evidence".
But Xiao Yu is not in a hurry to prove, what do you Mu Wanqing think and think, does it have anything to do with this baby?
It's none of my business, I'm going to take care of you, a ball beast!
He looked at the cute girl Zhong Ling, "Do you believe me?" ”
Zhong Ling bit his lip, and finally nodded and said, "I, I believe in you!" I believe that you who can say, 'The owner's heart is the best place to bury your pet', is definitely not a bad person! ”
Xiao Yu smiled, a little relieved. Although he and Zhong Ling have only known each other for half a day, and they are not overjoyed because of the girl's words, but after all, he treats people with sincerity, how can he not want to get the same response?
Mu Wanqing frowned slightly, blocked Zhong Ling behind him, and said coldly:
"There is no basis for your words, you are full of evil, and you say it well, who knows what you have in your heart?"
Hey, my temper tantrum! The clay figure is still angry, what do you mean by you keep looking for me?
Xiao Yu opened his eyes and said lightly: "How do you know that my words are unfounded?" ”
"Anyway, I don't believe that the dog can change it!"
Xiao Yu is really angry now, this baby is tolerant everywhere, but you kicked your nose in the face, right! I don't want to teach you a lesson, you really have a good temper for me!