Chapter 2: Song Jiang and Liu Bei
The old general walked across from Lee Myung-bak's desk, and naturally a soldier brought him a chair, and when he sat down, the chair was placed right under his buttocks. After the old general sat down, he propped his elbows on the table and looked at Lee Myung-bak with interest.
Seeing that the other party didn't notice the homework book he had changed, Lee Myung-bak hurriedly and quietly removed the homework book and put it under a stack of homework books. You can change the cost of changing your homework, this thing is discovered, how embarrassing is that?
He coughed lightly, pretended to take a homework book that had not been corrected, and held up the homework book to pretend to read, but in fact, he quietly looked at the old general's expression under the cover of the homework book.
Unexpectedly, the old general's eyes never left Lee Myung-bak, and the two met their eyes: the old general's eyes were like electricity, as frank and swaying as a reckless monk; Lee Myung-bak's gaze snapped and he missed the blow like an assassin and immediately fled thousands of miles.
"Look!" The old general scolded.
Lee Myung-bak also served as a section chief, and he was somewhat temperamental, and when he heard this, he became angry, slammed the homework book on the table with a "bang", stood up and said loudly: "This is my office, if you want to swear here, I will ask you to go out!" β
Actually, it wasn't his office, the teacher's office was shared by everyone.
The old general reacted very quickly, "The rules of the fart in the office, I won't go out, what can you do?" β
Lee Myung-bak couldn't find the words to fight back for a while, so he sat down in a chair angrily, his eyes staring hatefully at the pot of cacti in the corner.
The cactus denotes being innocent.
The old general laughed evilly, "Are you very angry?" Do you really want to swear? Scold out, scold out like a man. β
Lee Myung-bak's throat moved, and his voice said sharply: "I ......" but immediately stopped. He was taught very strictly, and he never scolded or swore since he was a child.
The old general was extremely disappointed, "Look at your urine, just like a girl." Scold, scold, manβcome, come! He gestured with his hands to himself and motioned for Lee Myung-bak to scold him.
Lee Myung-bak blurted out, "A man's fart!" As soon as the words came out, he was immediately ashamed, and just wanted to find a hole to get into.
The old general succeeded in his treacherous plan, and he only laughed heartily. He laughed for about a minute.
With this laughter, Lee Myung-bak's expression gradually changed from shame to surprise, and then suddenly turned to joy, and he laughed with the old general, "Hehe! Hehe! Hehehe! He smiled very silly, and the two sentries outside the door were also amused, covering their mouths and turning their heads to laugh secretly.
Lee Myung-bak has figured out that this old general is not here to arrest him, most likely to help him, can he not be happy?
The old general laughed and asked Li Mingbo softly: "Are you still complaining about Wei Rusong?" "Wei Rusong is the name of Director Wei.
As soon as Li Mingbo heard the three words "Wei Rusong", his grievances burst out at once, he lowered his head and quietly wiped away his tears, raised his head and said firmly: "Don't dare to complain about him, just blame myself!" β
The old general said lovingly, "Wipe away your tears!" Alas! At the beginning, Wei Rusong promoted you because he saw that there was a motivation in you - you wanted to be a big official. If he wants to be promoted, he needs political achievements, and you can bring him political achievements. He didn't think you wrong, and you did create political achievements for him. β
Listening to his tone, he looked like an old friend to Wei Rusong. Lee Myung-bak didn't dare to say anything, and listened silently.
The old general continued: "I probably know about today's incident. But Wei Rusong is about to be transferred to work in the province, and now is a critical period for him, and if there is corruption in the department, it will definitely have an impact on his promotion - he is not too young to withstand the toss. You can understand him, right? β
Lee Myung-bak looked at the other party's standard sitting posture and neat appearance, and estimated that he was a professional soldier, so he imitated the tone of the soldier and said, "Resolutely understand!" β
The old general was noncommittal and said: "The research and development of your infrasonic weapon can't be done in the special affairs department, to be honest, the superiors have long been clear about the problems of your special affairs department......
Lee Myung-bak suddenly became vigilant, "That's not right! The development of infrasonic weapons is classified as Class C, how do you know? This is already a violation of the Confidentiality Ordinance. β
The old general scolded with a smile: "The rules of the fart." I ask you, will this weapon be used on the battlefield in the end? Lee Myung-bak nodded, and the old general continued: "If the special affairs department studies it, and then goes through expert argumentation, and then transfers it to the military, isn't it taking off a few pairs of pants and farting -- how many procedures?" Therefore, this project has long been transferred to our military. Come with me now, and I'll give you my full support in developing infrasonic weapons! β
It was a great opportunity, but Lee Myung-bak suddenly lost confidence and excused himself: "There are still some things in the city that I can't let go; There are also some people I can't let go. I can give you all the information on infrasonic weapons in my hand, and you can do research and development. I'm disheartened right now, and I just want to be a teacher in peace, please forgive me! β
The general was so angry that he slapped his hands on the table, pointed at Li Mingbo's nose and scolded: "Let me tell you, Wei Rusong really didn't misunderstand you, he said that you are at most a Song Jiang, and you can't be Liu Bei!" You're really a Song Jiang! β
Li Mingbo thought for a while, and secretly thought that Song Jiang and Liu Bei actually have similar personalities, but the achievements of the two are completely different, and the main reason is that the ambitions of the two are completely different. Song Jiang just wants to be an official, but Liu Bei wants to be an emperor! As a result, Song Jiang became a grass coward, but Liu Bei was the founding emperor of Shu.
Lee Myung-bak's chest was full of blood, and he said loudly: "Okay! I'll go with you! β
Ren Qiuling's action group was originally a subordinate of the Investigation Section of the Special Affairs Department, and the personnel changes in the Special Affairs Department, and they have not received new tasks for a while. Lee Myung-bak, the head of the investigation section, has always trusted Ren Qiuling very much, and Ren Qiuling inquired in many ways, but only heard that something happened to him and was picked up by the military. Now that the position of the head of the investigation section is vacant, there should be no new cases in the action team until the new section chief arrives.
The matter involved the military, and Ren Qiuling did not have that channel to find out the whereabouts of Lee Myung-bak. She just quietly went to Li Mingbo's villa in Tofu Lane on Haifeng Road every day to help him take care of the flowers and plants - Li Mingbo has a villa left by his ancestors, and he can study abroad, and he still has some family background.
Ren Qiuling hopes that when Lee Myung-bak is free, he can see that the flowers and plants at home are still the same as when he left, so that he can feel the warmth of the world and know that there is still a friend who has not forgotten him.
Maybe at that time, he would have been married a wife a long time ago, and Lee Myung-bak would already have gray hair. Even so, she hopes to keep taking care of the flowers and plants, because this is the only thing she can do for Lee Myung-bak.
Ren Qiuling heard through some channels that Lee Myung-bak was in a very big trouble, and he should have gone to a military court.
Soon, the department informed the newly arrived head of the investigation section that he would be inspecting the action group tomorrow, and Lao Ma was very enthusiastic in arranging for the special service members of Ren Yuan to clean up, striving to leave a good impression on the newly arrived section chief. Ren Qiuling sat in the office on the second floor of Ren Yuan, drinking coffee and enjoying the sunshine.
Summer is coming to an end, and such a beautiful sunshine will no longer exist, which is worth cherishing.
Early the next morning, a Fukang car slowly drove to the gate of Ren Yuan, and everyone guessed that the newly arrived section chief was coming, and they went to greet him.
Ren Qiuling spit out the toothpaste foam in her mouth, put a comb on her head, and hurried downstairs to welcome the arrival of the new section chief.
The car door opened, and a yellow-haired girl came down, permed her non-mainstream hairstyle, and painted her face as if she had celebrated Children's Day.
The people who came to greet them were dumbfounded, and they asked each other with big eyes: "Whose stupid girl is this?" What are you doing here early in the morning? β
I saw Section Chief Jiang, who was in charge of discipline in the Special Affairs Division, get out of the car and introduced: "Let me introduce to you, this is our new Comrade Shalana, Chief of the Investigation Section!" Everyone applauds! β
In the sparse applause, Ren Qiuling's mouthful of toothpaste-flavored saliva spurted out far away: "poof" turned into a rainbow.
It turned out that Shalana had never been a section chief, and she also wanted to make a grand appearance, but the result was that her eyebrows were painted very thickly and her makeup was too heavy.
Hearing Ren Qiuling's laughter, Shalana's two thick eyebrows raised as if she were Zhang Fei, and a pair of red lips opened as if she was about to eat someone, and roared: "Ren Qiuling!" I'm here to announce the department's decision to punish you! In the process of solving the case, you made assertions and wantonly ...... "She was very familiar with it, but she made a mistake on the spot and forgot her words, so she had to look at Section Chief Jiang for help.......
Section Chief Jiang sighed and said, "Alas, Inspector Ren, you are free and loose and do not abide by discipline. Although you have done a lot of work, it is very difficult for you to deal with it, after all, the special affairs department is a place of discipline - I hope you can understand us. β
"I understand!" Ren Qiuling said very simply: "From the day I got on the bar with Sharana, I knew that this would happen, after all, the official level crushed people to death!" She turned and went upstairs, and after a while she ran downstairs with a gun in hand.
Sharana timidly hid behind Section Chief Jiang.
Ren Qiuling handed the gun to Section Chief Jiang and said, "There is also a 'Confidentiality Agreement', I will sign it now -- from now on, I will no longer be a member of the Special Affairs Department." β
It happened so suddenly, the old horses were so shocked that they couldn't speak. Section Chief Jiang sighed again, but silently took out the "Confidentiality Agreement".
Ren Qiuling silently signed a confidentiality agreement.
Seeing that Ren Qiuling was out of gun, Shalana came alive again and said loudly: "You are no longer from the special affairs department." I command you to move into the garden within two hours. β
Wen Xiaoyu was furious, "Are you fucking finished?" Are you in such a hurry to kill them all? Someone like you can live up to two episodes in a TV series! It's bad! β
Sharana also knew Wen Xiaoyu, she glared and said, "Wen Xiaoyu, right?" To be honest, there is a problem with your background, and it is not suitable for you to stay in the action group with your virtue, so you can get out with Ren Qiuling! β
Section Chief Jiang knew that the action team was a team built by Lee Myung-bak, and as soon as this Sharana came, he dismantled half of the team, but he was afraid that he would not be able to explain to Lee Myung-bak in the future, so he excused himself and said: "I didn't bring any extra "Confidentiality Agreement". β
Sharana yelled, "Then let him sign another day!" In short, there is me without him in the special affairs department, and there is him without me! β
Wen Xiaoyu yelled angrily, "Lao Tzu is gone!" I don't want this job, I want to kill you little girl! "Scoop up the sleeve of the flower shirt and rush over to beat Sharana.
Heipi, Lao Ma and the special service members hurriedly separated the two sides.
Ren Qiuling stuffed the "Confidentiality Agreement" to Section Chief Jiang, raised two fingers and said, "Two hours, right?" Good! I promise to move out of Renyuan within two hours. β