The little dog Fool Saburo didn't care much about the reaction of everyone in the audience, and slowly pulled out the katana and pasted it on Wang Xiaotian's iron sword, the little dog Fool Saburo looked at the people in the audience, and suddenly shouted loudly: "Can anyone tell me, how long has your so-called sword culture been wiped out?" ”

Ignoring the excitement of the audience, the little dog Stupid Saburo continued to shout: "It's been more than a thousand years, close to two thousand years!" In fact, as early as more than a thousand years ago, the sword culture has disappeared, and the well-known Jing Ke, Zhuan Zhu, Yao Li, Gongsun Auntie, etc., which well-known swordsman is not a character more than a thousand years ago? Since Yashan, after the Song Dynasty was destroyed by the Mongols, the sword culture has disappeared in ancient China, and the sword culture has only continued to exist in Japan since then. ”

After sneering, the little dog Fool Saburo waved his katana violently and slashed towards the sword in Wang Xiaotian's hand. The sword in Wang Xiaotian's hand is a performance prop, a very cheap craft sword, but the katana in the hand of the little dog Fool Saburo is not, the sword body that flashes cold light in the sun makes people feel that this katana is not simple at a glance.

As expected, I only heard a crisp sound of "dangchang", and the prop craft sword in Wang Xiaotian's hand was cut into two sections. China's so-called top ten famous swords, all before the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, are the so-called divine weapons of the Bronze Age, after that, China no longer has a so-called divine weapon, and Japan, this is not the case. China, which doesn't even have a sword worthy of a name, is qualified to talk about sword culture, the facts are in front of you, do you dare to mention any sword culture, wake up quickly, don't continue to be ignorant! ”

Sun Xiucheng originally didn't want to be in the limelight, but seeing that the little dog stupid San Lang was so distorted of the facts, making a big fuss, arrogant and rampant, and the noisy voices of the people below did not help to refute the little dog stupid San Lang at all, Sun Xiucheng felt that as a Chinese, he had the responsibility to stand up.

After desperately squeezing into the front row, Sun Xiucheng didn't care about the image or not the image, so he climbed up directly from the stage, patted the dust on his body, Sun Xiucheng patted Wang Xiaotian on the shoulder, and after taking the craft sword in Wang Xiaotian's hand, Sun Xiucheng laughed and said: "Hey, Wang Xiaotian, your show is really exciting!" You can find such a guy who is not afraid of death to cooperate with you, to be honest, I admire you! ”

"You're kidding, can you see the occasion?" Wang Xiaotian was left aside, embarrassed and angry, and he didn't welcome Sun Xiucheng's jokes at all, so he said angrily to Sun Xiucheng.

Sun Xiucheng listened to Wang Xiaotian's words, shrugged his shoulders, and said with a smile: "I am born extraordinary, I am favored by fate, and anyone who satirizes and ridicules me will be punished by God." In the morning you laughed at me for making a fool of myself, you see, retribution came in the afternoon, right? ”

With a wave of the half-broken craft sword, Sun Xiucheng looked at Wang Xiaotian and said with a smile: "I see that you have been standing on it for so long, you should be tired, you should go down and rest for a while!" Don't you think that you can't help anything here, this kind of critical juncture, such an important occasion, can only be solved by the protagonist of destiny like me, you can get off the stage and watch my good show! ”

Wang Xiaotian wished that someone would replace him, so when he heard Sun Xiucheng's words, he immediately jumped off the platform, and after seeing Wang Xiaotian go down, Sun Xiucheng walked in front of the little dog Stupid Saburo, and suddenly stretched out his hand.

"Give me the microphone, fat pig, of course, if you're really afraid that I'll say something that won't make you get off the stage, you can also consider climbing out on your knees, as one of the students below said. Don't worry, as one of the five good young people of the new century, I will not laugh at disabled children, especially children with brain disabilities like you! ”

"You ......" The little dog Fool Saburo was about to get angry, but suddenly stopped, the little dog Fool Saburo looked at Sun Xiucheng, looked up to the sky and laughed, "The facts are in front of you, and you can't refute it at all, so you want to stimulate me with words, make me lose my temper, and have a conflict with you, and then you can incite everyone to rush up and avoid today's topic." Hehe, I'm not that stupid, this classmate, your calculation is wrong, I'll give you the microphone now, I want to see, it's hard for you to ride a tiger, what to do when the time comes! ”

After Sun Xiucheng took the microphone, he looked at the little dog Stupid Saburo with a little pity, and said with a smile: "Little Dog Stupid Saburo, I don't think you're stupid at all, I just think that your smart brain doesn't grow in the right place, it grows to the butt." According to our Chinese habits, first salute and then soldier, I will first debunk your set of flawed rhetoric, and then we will have a knife duel, although your knife is good, but in my opinion, it is just that! ”

After Sun Xiucheng finished speaking to the little dog Stupid Saburo, he turned around, looked at the black people in the audience, and said with a smile: "Hello everyone, please be quiet, I think, you should be very interested in seeing this little dog Stupid Saburo with a broken brain, thunderous, ugly face, like a dead father and mother, right?" I promise that this is not expected, but the impromptu patchwork show will be exciting, and our uninvited funny little dog Mr. Silly Saburo will definitely be qualified for the role of the clown, which can make everyone laugh to their heart's content. ”

Sun Xiucheng's words made the anger in everyone's hearts slightly lowered, and many people were amused by Sun Xiucheng's words and the ugly face of the little dog Stupid Saburo next to Sun Xiucheng, Sun Xiucheng saw this and smiled slightly.

"I think, excellent people like me, there is no need to introduce yourself, you will all know my name in the future, of course, I don't say, the most important reason is that I am afraid of being remembered by many girls in the audience, tsk, it is lucky to be liked by a girl, and it is a nightmare to be noticed by a lot of girls!"

After enlivening up the atmosphere for a while, Sun Xiucheng continued: "First of all, I want to explain to the stupid little dog Stupid Saburo the reason why the ancient sword culture has not developed for more than a thousand years. Ancient China, no more desolate barren land than Fusang, from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, armor has gradually spread widely, the sword is not conducive to chopping, in the face of the enemy with armor on the battlefield, with the sword against the enemy is very disadvantageous. Because of this, the sword that was conducive to chopping gradually replaced the position of the sword, and the sword gradually evolved into an ornament for literati and artists. ”