Chapter 315: Divine Stick Fushou Shop
This Fushou shop is a little different from others, they don't have a sign out, but a child stands at the door.
The child's hair was a little long, covering half of his face, and he was wearing an oversized black trench coat with the hem of the trench coat dragging on the ground like a big broom, but he was still caressing his face.
I was about to talk to him, when this kid pulled out a chair from the Fushou shop and placed it at the door, sat down there with a loud horn, first put a pair of black military boots on his feet, and then raised Erlang's legs and shouted inside: "Old god stick, there are guests looking for you!" ”
I'm stunned, old god stick? Could it be that this is the Shenzhu Fushou store?
I was about to go up again to inquire when I heard a beastly roar from the shop: "Rabbit, you won't take care of a guest yourself, how long have you been here?" Every time, I have to kiss my mouth, why do you want you to eat? ”
The kid snorted and shouted at me, "What are you doing in a daze? Say what you want to buy. ”
I went, how did he know I was here to buy something?
Although this tone is a little arrogant, it is not as annoying as the previous guys, and the half-grown child is particularly cute when he says such arrogant and domineering words.
I stepped forward and said to him, "Are you here for the Shengu Fushou shop?" ”
The child looked up and glared at me: "Old god stick, some people scold you for being a god stick!" ”
I'll go! This kid is too cheap, uncle, aren't you a god stick Fushou shop? Why did I become my curse?
The gruff voice in the room shouted, "What kind of bastard, can you scream at the old god stick?" ”
The kid glanced at me, and then shouted, "It seems to be from Sheshan's ghost doctor." ”
Hearing this, I immediately decided that this must be the Shengu Fushou Shop, and the one who can know the ghost doctor in Sheshan must be a real insider.
The rough voice in the room let out a slight 'huh' sound, and then shouted, "Is it from the old Ou family?" Isn't Ou Qiankun's old goods? ”
The child shouted inside, "No, it's a little kid!" ”
I'm so hot! Being scolded as a little kid who doesn't look like an eleven or twelve year old, do you think I'm annoyed or not?
But now the voice in the room shouted, "Let him in!" ”
"The old god stick let you in, get out!"
After the kid finished scolding me, he pulled his hair arrogantly.
I was startled by the sight of his jade-white face, and on the left side of his face, a scorpion-like red birthmark covered his left eye.
Then he bared his teeth at me, "You have a ghost's eye, don't you?" ”
I was shocked, I didn't expect that this child was also a master of the world, and he could see the problem in my eyes at a glance.
I hurriedly put away my contempt and nodded; "How do you know?"
He pointed to his birthmark and said, "I'm also a ghostly eye, but a little more advanced than yours, and I can see through an illusion." No demon can escape my eyes. ”
I was startled, and was about to say something more, when the voice in the room came out: "Rabbit cub, don't show off in that stink, isn't your face ugly enough?" Throw me away. Hurry up and wash it, is it nice to learn Lao Tzu every day? ”
The child squinted and glared into the room, and unconvinced, he took out a comb and combed it vigorously on his head, and then took out a tube of shoe polish, squeezed out some and wiped it on his hair, and fiddled with the styling vigorously.
I'll go! Shoe polish? I said that his hair was all locks and looked shiny......
It's a neurosis!
I hurriedly bypassed the kid and walked to the Fushou shop.
The storefront of this shop is not large, with a row of shelves in the middle, on which there are all kinds of Buddha statues, such as Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Maitreya Buddha, Four King Kongs and so on.
On both sides and rows, there are all kinds of wreaths and all kinds of paper 'goods'.
There are houses, cars, and all kinds of dolls, the key is special or inflatable......
That's not all, these things are obviously graded, especially the row of car-style paper objects, there are all kinds of signs on them, BMW, Mercedes-Benz, Hummer, Audi, Rolls-Royce......
Uncle, your cars are the same as Alto's touch, and they are worth twice as much as they are labeled? That's too deceptive, isn't it?
But these signs are very exquisite, and they look like they are shining, just like the real thing.
I couldn't resist reaching for the 'Rolls-Royce' sign to see if it was real.
At this time, a lazy voice came to my ears: "Don't move, that thing will fall off when you touch it, and you can't afford it." ”
I was so frightened that I withdrew my hand, and then said in annoyance: "I can't afford to pay for a paper car?" ”
The voice snorted: "The goods with a clear price, you have to think about it and touch it again." ”
As soon as I looked up, I saw that there was a price card hanging above the paper car: Rolls-Royce Phantom, 5,000,000 yuan.
I'm so scared that my hands are shaking, Ni Mei! Are you selling a paper car or a gold car? Robbery? Million? I'm blind.
Who is so rich that they would buy this thing and burn it for fun?
"How's that, scared, right? Don't believe it, my shop has sold two of these cars since I took them from my master. ”
As these words fell, I saw a wicked-looking man lift a black cloth and wave at me.
The light in front of him shone on his chin, and the face covered by his long hair looked like a ghost, but it startled me again.
Who are the people in this place? Do you like to be scary? Fortunately, this music is not the kind of frightening funeral song, but a very cheerful soundtrack.
Soundtrack? Where did the soundtrack come from? I'm rough, this is obviously the music of the landlord!
Then I saw the long-haired guy leaning back in his chair, pressing the mouse in one hand and holding a cigarette in the other, looking at the computer screen seriously, shouting, "Bomb! ”
Bomb? Bomb your sister! I'm so depressed! I was almost scared out of my nerves, and people were happily fighting the landlord!
I shouted angrily, "Excuse me, which one is Mr. Rong?" ”
The child outside the door said, "There is only the old god stick here, and there is no Mr. Rong." ”
The man in front of the computer scolded: "Rabbit cub, if you take Lao Tzu's words again, you want to be beaten, right?" Tao Te Ching a thousand times, hurry up and copy it, and cook for Lao Tzu after copying it. ”
The kid outside the door seemed a little frightened when he heard this, walked in slowly, and muttered, "It's really a thousand times?" ”
The man snorted coldly: "That's how your master treated me back then, don't try to bargain with me." ”
"Oh!"
The kid reluctantly answered, ran into the front counter, and wrote quickly.
A thousand times of the Tao Te Ching? Is it really copying?
I was amazed in my heart, I had enough of copying ten or eight times when I was a child, and I couldn't imagine how this kid could sit there patiently.
The depressed voice of the landlord being killed sounded behind the computer, and the man slapped the mouse and stood up: "His uncle's lost again." ”
Then he looked at me: "I'm Mr. Rong, let's say, what to buy?" ”R1148