Chapter 270: Slaying Demons and Destroying Demons (3)
The girl jumped into the river, and Chen Shuisheng hurriedly rescued her.
The girl's clothes were soaked and sticky to her body, revealing her good figure undoubtedly.
Coupled with the pulling and pulling with Chen Shuisheng, the buttons of the clothes slipped off, revealing a good spring.
Chen Shuisheng couldn't help but have a physiological reaction again under the stimulus.
Chen Shuisheng has a psychological shadow, which was left by him when he was very young, if it weren't for that shadow, he would have married Lin Xue and the five of them by now. However, Chen Shuisheng is also very strange, he didn't react when he saw others, but he saw that this girl had a physiological reaction, why is this?
finally dragged the girl ashore.
Chen Shuisheng sat on the ground, with the girl's crying on one side and the old lady's chatter on the other, and his heart was simply annoyed.
"Let me be quiet, let me be quiet!"
When Chen Shuisheng couldn't bear it anymore, he suddenly shouted, which made the scene quiet all of a sudden.
The old grandmother also seemed to feel that she had gone too far, so she took the girl's hand and gave Chen Shuisheng a chance to think.
Chen Shuisheng took a few deep breaths, then calmed down and thought slowly.
It's weird today......
After thinking for a while, Chen Shuisheng felt that something was not quite right, first the white thing appeared to lure him away, then the car automatically drove up and hit the grandmother's house, and now the grandmother forced him to marry her granddaughter, everything has a strange atmosphere, which makes people feel unreal.
However, they are not demons and monsters.
"Wait!"
Chen Shuisheng was suddenly stunned in his heart, and secretly thought, even if they were not transformed by demons and monsters, it could not be concluded that they were mortals. Three calamities and nine tribulations, in the past few months, I have been helping people to subdue demons and eliminate demons every day, and I have encountered all kinds of dangers, and I should have passed them a long time ago, and now this matter may be a test of the Heavenly Master Sect?
The promotion from an outer disciple to an inner disciple in the mortal world should be a test, and this may be the test!
Thinking of this, Chen Shuisheng's mind also became active.
However, here comes another problem.
If it's really a test, am I better to dismantle them directly, or do I deliberately do what they want?
Chen Shuisheng estimated that the immortals tested themselves just to see if their position was firm, in this case, it was to play along their train of thought, but there would also be a lot of embarrassing things, such as seeing the girl's body, which was simply a nightmare!
"That's right!"
"I can be as calm as water, and everything is empty, but the premise is that I must first determine whether they are immortals of the Heavenly Master Sect!"
Chen Shuisheng's eyes rolled, and he thought of an idea.
So, Chen Shuisheng picked up the bucket and walked into the distance.
About 500 meters away, there was a family of ordinary people, Chen Shuisheng went to the thatched pit of the family's house to get some dung, and then picked it up with the silt.
Seeing Chen Shuisheng coming back, the old grandmother immediately asked with a calm face, "Stinky boy, what's in your bucket?" Why does it stink? “
"Oh, it's nothing, it's some big dung, and I know a way to make the mud stronger, and that's to mix the dung into it." Chen Shuisheng tried his best to keep himself in a state where his mind was as calm as water and he didn't think about anything, so that even if the other party was an immortal, it would be difficult for him to perceive what he was thinking.
As soon as the old grandmother heard this, she immediately became unhappy, ", pick up the dung for me, talk nonsense, build a house with dung, I think your brain is broken, right?" ”
Chen Shuisheng put down his flat burden and said with a slight smile: "I'm not talking nonsense, I'm talking about home remedies, absolutely good home remedies." ”
As Chen Shuisheng spoke, he put his foot on the bucket and kicked it with his foot, and the dung was suddenly scattered on the ground.
Suddenly, a smoky stench spread.
"What are you doing? What the hell are you doing, stinky boy? ”
The old woman roared.
Chen Shuisheng didn't think so, picked up a shovel, and shoveled the dung.
The girl hurriedly came over and wanted to pull Chen Shuisheng away.
Chen Shuisheng deliberately threw the dung and threw it towards the grandmother, who knew that the grandmother was very fast, flashed to the side, and dodged!
Sure enough, there was a problem!
Chen Shuisheng's heart moved, an elderly grandmother would never be so agile.
Chen Shuisheng deliberately pulled and pulled with the girl again, and the girl accidentally stepped on the dung, and her body was suddenly stunned, and she stopped moving. Chen Shuisheng suddenly saw that a yang aura on the girl's body flew around, and her whole person suddenly turned into a paper person!
That's right, it's a paper girl.
Chen Shuisheng hurriedly turned to look at the old grandmother, and the old woman's expression became surprised.
Suddenly, the old grandmother looked at Chen Shuisheng and asked coldly, "Do you see it?" ”
With a "whew", the paper girl suddenly burst into flames and burned to ashes in the blink of an eye.
And the house just now suddenly became a big mound of earth, but the old grandmother was still the same as the old grandmother before.
Chen Shuisheng frowned, picked up the dung with a shovel, and walked towards the old grandmother, "Say, what kind of goblin are you?" How dare you confuse me? ”
"Leprechauns? Hehe......"
The old woman smiled, and her voice turned into a man's voice.
At the same time, the yang aura was scattered, the barrel turned into a broken barrel, the flat pole became a stick, and the shovel in Chen Shuisheng's hand also became a branch, but there was still a big dung sticking to the branch.
Seeing this scene, Chen Shuisheng hurriedly stopped.
Since the bucket and shovel are all conjured, the person in front of him must be very powerful, and he will definitely not be afraid of dung.
"Chen Shuisheng, you are very smart, I didn't expect you to be able to see through my spells, amazing, really amazing......"
The grandmother's body gradually became empty.
Chen Shuisheng put down the stick and hurriedly asked, "Excuse me, who is Your Excellency?" Why are you teasing me? ”
"Hahaha! This is not teasing! ”
The old grandmother's body disappeared completely, but her voice was still ringing, "I am the amorous senior brother of the Heavenly Master Sect, I was ordered to test you, now that the test is over, you must be good at yourself when you become an inner disciple in the future, don't be clever, I hope we can still have a chance to meet again in the fairy world." ”
"Huhuhu......"
Suddenly, a gust of wind swept past Chen Shuisheng, everything around him became barren, and everything returned to normal.
"Brother Amorous, are you still there? I'd like to ask you a few questions, okay? ”
"Senior brother?"
……
No response.
After waiting for a while, Chen Shuisheng shook his head helplessly, turned around and returned to the car, drove the car, and slowly rushed towards the village.
Unexpectedly, I was tested halfway,
But Chen Shuisheng had to admit that the immortal family was powerful, and this illusion was really a must, and he almost deceived himself.
"This amorous brother is really evil enough, and he actually made such a beautiful girl...... But I'm sure we'll see you again, brother Amorous! ”
Chen Shuisheng said a few words to himself, and then stopped the car.
Opening the car door, Chen Shuisheng walked straight towards the village.
Village Chief Li Lao Liu also saw Chen Shuisheng, and hurriedly trotted out of the team headquarters: "Oh, Master Chen, I finally looked forward to you, let's go, go and have a cup of tea first, and I'll tell you about the situation." ”
Next to the brigade headquarters is a small shop, which is very miscellaneous, it is a small shop opened by Li Laoliu's wife, the only small shop in the village. The big head is a particularly hard-working guy, he doesn't let go of this remote village, in order to earn back the oil money, every time he comes to deliver the goods, he has to bring some game back in the village by the way, this Li Lao Liu happens to like to catch pheasants and hares or something, so he and the big head have become a year-old friend, a drink and chatter let the big head know the evil things in the village.
The brigade headquarters is the only two-story building in the village, and it is very dilapidated inside, but this is already the best condition in the village. Chen Shuisheng sat down on a long bench, and in front of him was a bottle of pure water specially prepared for him by Li Laoliu.
Chen Shuisheng's situation, Li Laoliu heard the big head say something.
So Li Lao Liu went straight to the point and didn't talk nonsense.
"Master Chen, that thing is too bold, it used to come out at night and make a little noise outside the windows of each house to scare people or something, but now it is getting more and more excessive, and it actually touches the widow's bed!"
Li Lao Liu lowered his voice, and his mysterious appearance was very unbearable.
Chen Shuisheng smiled slightly, and said heartily: "Village Chief, you don't have to be so careful, don't talk about demons and monsters, I've even seen immortals, you can talk to me loudly and in a normal tone." ”
"No, its ears are smart! Can't say it out loud! ”
Li Lao Liu is like a thief, with a pair of eyes that are slippery and straight, which makes people angry and funny.
"Whew!"
Suddenly, a crow landed at the window, and it looked straight into the room.
Seeing this, Li Lao Liu hurriedly covered his mouth!
Chen Shuisheng immediately narrowed his eyes and looked at the crow......