This script is not right!

If you want to say that Dongfang is undefeated and came to take revenge, I still believe it, but your uncle actually said that he came to greet his relatives?

Welcome to your uncle's dear!

Shi Niang was also quite surprised, and asked curiously:

"The undefeated East wants to come to greet you? Could it be a disciple of Hengshan? ”

Master Dingxian didn't speak, and set his eyes on the senior brother.

The elder brother silently walked to the side to look at the scenery, quite a sense of joy in the "you talk, I'll go first" series of comics.

“……”

, is the object of this Nima's kiss actually a senior brother!

Unexpectedly, the senior brother was still mixed with Dongfang Undefeated after all!

Well, that's how it happened......

It was a sunny afternoon.

The disciples of the Hengshan sect are all nuns, and they pay attention to pure hearts and few desires, vegetarian noodles.

Linghu Chong, who loves to drink and eat meat on weekdays, naturally couldn't bear it for a long time, so he secretly went down the mountain to fight the tooth sacrifice.

In the restaurant, I happened to meet the undefeated Oriental of "Weifu Private Visit".

The character of the senior brother originally liked to protect the weak, and naturally he couldn't see anyone bullying the weak, so he shot back the gangsters, but the undefeated character of the East who practiced the "Sunflower Treasure Book" was already unpredictable, or after cutting the little JJ, he began to need a sense of security like a girl, so he didn't speak, and let Linghu Chong stand out for him. And then......

Then before I knew it, I was attacked by Linghu Chong!

Sound familiar?

That's right, because the little nun Yilin was also attacked by the same routine.

Of course, the most important reason is that the elder brother is actually quite good-looking...... In this era of looking at faces, the initial favorability is inherently higher than others.

If you have a crooked mouth and slanted eyes and an unbearable face, try to save one, and you may be shot by the undefeated embroidery needle of the East.

The cultivated Dongfang Undefeated began to pursue Ling Hu Chong, and Ling Hu Chong was always indecisive in his feelings, but soon Sparta.

Because he discovered the true identity of Dongfang Undefeated...... Of course, it's not the identity of the leader of the Demon Sect, but the yin and yang people who cut off little JJ!

The atmosphere of this era has tended to be conservative, and Ling Hu Chong can also understand the goodness of Longyang, but when he found out that he was going to become a, his whole face suddenly turned green, and he rolled back to Hengshan, and sure enough, "Ye Gong is a good dragon" This kind of thing is ancient and modern......

……

The following is the single small theater of the big brother, this theater is provided by the cat sister.

"My name is Copper Sledgehammer, on the surface it seems to be just a hard-working brick movers, but in fact, my real identity is a martial arts master, I am practicing the Pingsha Falling Goose Style and Breaking the Bone Kick every day......"

Just as the copper sledgehammer was showing off his toned muscles, a bright red brick fell from the sky and hit him accurately in the back of the head.

"Copper sledgehammer, roll over and move bricks!"

"Okay, boss, wait a minute!"

"I'm thankful that I live in an era where there are no modification surgeries, no genetic manipulation, and no radiation that turns people green...... After three years of doing 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups and 10 kilometers a day. ”

"Finally, I'm stronger."

"Don't ask me if I'm bald, no, no, no! Say the important thing three times! Do you have to learn from Lin Chong to engrave words on the door of my head! ”

"Just when I learned martial arts, I was going to pretend to be a wave of force...... Oh, slip of the tongue, it was when I was doing chivalry, and a bald old monk suddenly came outside the door. ”

The old monk took out a copy of "Three Hundred Children's Songs", saying that after practice, he could be invincible in the world, but this magic skill can only be practiced in a certain blessed land...... Hee-hee, I'm still a little excited when I think about it......"

As soon as the picture turned, it was thrown towards Heng Mountain, and a line of typed words flew out from above: A certain millihua cave is blessed.

Copper sledgehammer was stunned:

"Ni Mei! I don't lie to me when I read less! Shouldn't the cave be quiet and elegant, uninhabited? What kind of nuns are all over the mountains! And this is too perfunctory, even the luxurious Hao is wrong! …… No matter what, in short, I must practice 300 children's songs today, marry Bai Fumei, and go to the peak of life, even if I become bald! ”

Who knew that the old monk suddenly said: "Good, good, my Buddhism is important, don't kill, green vegetable tofu, shallots tofu is okay?" ”

"Huh? Why is this happening! "The belly black hammer was like being hit by five thunderbolts, and as expected, five rough lines with poor painting styles appeared in the sky.

The condensed version made by Sister Mao is also deliberately equipped with a few crooked big words on the side: five thunders.

An arrow pointed to the head of the Black Hammer, with the words 'Boom' written on the side......

OK...... Your uncle!

Without meat to eat and wine to drink, what is the meaning of human life!

Cows can express milk when they eat grass, but I can't even milk if I'm vegetarian!

As soon as the picture turned, the copper sledgehammer was lying on the chair in the posture of Beijing's four lazy people, with a sigh of scum, a blank look in his eyes, and the words next to him: There is no love in life......

In March, the copper sledgehammer that did not know the smell of meat finally came down the mountain.

The scene changes, and I come to a lively restaurant, and the cups and plates on the table are in disarray.

"I couldn't imagine it, just when I touched my stomach and sighed how beautiful life is, something bad happened right under my nose...... A group of little hooligans actually molested weak women on the street! I was furious, feeling a strong flood of power from the soles of my feet to the prostate, and then to the heart of my head, the whole person seemed to see through the boundary between life and death, and reached the realm of no sorrow and no joy without thinking about rebirth, so I yelled......"

"Beasts! Let go of that girl! Let me! ”

"What are you kidding, I'm a man with six-pack abs, it's not me bragging, I'm invincible all over the world in the martial arts, no one is invincible at home and abroad, everyone is frightened, everyone is panicked when they meet, will they be scared by a few ruffians and hooligans? Beating an elderly person over 60 years old and a child under 8 years old is as easy as a snap of time for me, wahaha......"

The battle screen flashed by, and several hooligans fled with their support, with four big words behind them: Fart and pee.

"You're amazing." The beauty said softly, and there were already small stars twinkling in her eyes.

"Wowhaha...... Ahem, be calm, be calm. ”

"What's your name?" The beauty asked again.

Ah, being looked at by this soft voice and adoring eyes, the whole person of the copper sledgehammer will float.

“…… In order to prevent the destruction of the world, to protect the peace of the earth, and to implement the power of love and justice, the cute and charming hero character, I, am the superman who shuttles through the galaxy, the black hammer in the belly! ”

"My name is Copper Sledgehammer, and I never expected that less than half an hour after we met, I and the rescued Dongfang walked into the wedding...... Oh no, it's the inn. ”

The screen turned again, and he was already in the bedroom of an inn.

The copper sledgehammer pressed against the wall with a "bang", blocking Xiao Dongfang's way.

Dongfang immediately wanted to run from the other side, but the copper sledgehammer pressed his other hand against the wall again with a "bang".

The copper sledgehammer smiled and said, "Little Dongfang, you just follow me." ”

Dongfang shrank in the corner, biting his lip, his eyes were pitiful, and Bambi seemed to shake his head: "No, don't ......"

"Hey, you shout, no one will save you if you shout and cut your throat."

"Don't, don't come here......"

"Little Dongfang, you just follow the uncle...... Eh, wait! What's in your pocket?! ”

Looking at the crotch of Dongfang, the copper sledgehammer was shocked.

"You, you, you......"

The Oriental "girl", who was originally very weak and pitiful, smiled darkly, pushed the copper sledgehammer down on the bed, and her eyes flashed: "You call it, it's useless to cut your throat." ”

"Don't, don't come here!"

"Hey, you shout, no one will save you if you shout and cut your throat."

"No, don't ......"

"Hmph, belly black hammer, you just obey me."

“……”

"My name is Copper Sledgehammer, I never expected that the hero finally saved the United States, and the girl who saved it was actually a boy!"

"Daddy! Since it's a boy, let me be a quiet beautiful man! What kind of trouble are you looking better than a girl! ”

"Don't always sell cuteness in front of me!"

"I'm crazy, even boys!"

"The routine I've seen is actually longer than the highway I've walked......"