It's like a cliché joke: stop screaming, no one will pay attention to you even if you cut your throat...... But for the fat man, the joke is not funny at all!

There was a cut in his chest, but fortunately it was only one, and the hot blood ran down his skin and irritated his nerves, as well as the savages who had just finished their ritual.

The fat man's blood was not wasted at all, and it was all received into a bamboo knot, which was mixed with the kind of wine they had just drunk. The high priest shook the bamboo with satisfaction, humming and singing in a kind of low voice. They began to return to the fire with their glasses in hand, and as they danced, the fat man's heart hanging in his throat finally let go slightly.

Look at those two again, they are still asleep, with a drunken face, the fat man secretly swears that he will never drink with those two useless guys again, this drinking is really a mistake!

The ritual had just begun, and the fat man had expected the white-haired savage to drink all the wine mixed with blood in the bamboo joints, but he didn't. A jar-like object appeared next to the fire, and it was impossible to see what it was, because it was far away. The white-haired savage danced around the jar at first, but then the jar was carefully lifted, and a large group of savages followed behind again and walked towards the fat man......

"It's over, it's over!" The fat man said: "Damn, this is to take a small sample to taste first, this time it's time to change a big pot to hold blood!" My mother-in-law, Zha Ye, the second child, you two are so awake, if you don't wake up, it will really become a snack! Why is this heart so wide, when will you still be able to snore......"

"Hey, I said don't come here!" "Let go of your claws, let go, I tell you, don't come, I'll call someone if I come again! Oh mom, help! ”

The fat man closed his eyes and didn't dare to look, his head kept shaking from side to side, and then he felt cold droplets of water dripping down his head. What's the matter, this is going to kill the head, wash it first? He waited for the coming of death, it seemed that there was indeed no chance, but at this point, the fat man had no hope and could only be calm, and his heart was horizontal, and suddenly his face became extremely hideous, and his eyes stared at the white-haired savage who was muttering to himself: "Old monkey, you fucking open your eyes and remember this face, Lao Tzu will kill you dogs even if he is a ghost, come on, give grandpa a good time!" ”

I don't know what they are doing, the white-haired savage held the big black jar with no intention of killing the fat man, nor did he want to release him, but raised the jar to his chest, and then kept saying something to the fat man. The fat man was a little impatient, he didn't care, he was scolding there, how ugly it sounded, how to scold, since he couldn't do it, the happiness in his mouth was also good.

"Hey, what's going on......" The fat man inadvertently lowered his head, and suddenly saw a reflection in the jar. This jar is filled with water, and it is not strange that his face appears, but this face is not his own, oh no, it should be said that it looks very similar to himself. It's just that this face has a full beard and a hairpin on his head, and from the looming neck, you can see that the person in this jar is wearing a placket.

No matter whether the fat man swayed from side to side or blinked his eyes, the reflection of the jar would also make repeated movements, he tried to make a few more grimaces, and the reflection also made a grimace, this scene couldn't help but make the fat man feel a little frightened, what the hell is going on!

In fact, not only was he watching, but the white-haired wild man was also watching, and the other party looked at the reflection inside, and then looked up at the fat man, as if he was making a comparison. It was finally determined that the two were indeed very similar, and a smile began to appear on the face of the white-haired old savage, and then he suddenly raised the jar in his hand above his head, and let out a series of screams from his mouth, and the savages behind him suddenly began to kneel, and they began to kowtow to the fat man in a very orderly queue......

"God, can you tell me what these guys are trying to do!" The fat man's throat began to be hoarse, he really didn't want to do this kind of roller coaster from heaven to hell, and then from hell to despair, and now, he would rather be stabbed to death than live this unknown life.

The savage worshipped him for about a minute, and then the white-haired savage took another bamboo jar, which he didn't know what it was, and dipped it with his hand and began to apply it to the fat man's face. A burst of coolness accompanied by a faint fragrance began to come, and while applying, the old savage was still chanting words, and when he was finished tossing, he made a big salute to the fat man, and finally began to shift the target to the two people next to him.

The same steps began to be repeated on Cha Wenbin and Ye Qiu, but the fat man didn't see what they saw in the jar. But when it was Cha Wenbin's turn, the white-haired savage's eyes widened, and his throat trembled when he sang, and those savages drooped lower than him when they kowtowed, as if he was more special.

It's been most of the day since I'm done with this, and the fat man is tired, thirsty and hungry, not to mention in his heart, waiting for death is always the cruelest.

Cha Wenbin still didn't wake up, and the savages seemed to have finished some kind of meeting, and they began to assemble and walk here again.

Are you going to let yourself go? No, I still think too much, when the fat man was lifted up by the whole person lying flat, he finally understood that there was a line in those TV series before asking and beheading, that is, "verify the right body".

No matter how the fat man shouted, those wild people began to be silent, he was the first, followed by Cha Wenbin and Ye Qiu, the three of them were carried like this, and began to circle around the lake, three on the left and three on the right, these wild people didn't seem to know that they were tired. The white-haired savage finally gave the order, and he poured three glasses of wine mixed with their blood into the magical jar, and each of the savages who carried the man was given a cup of water scooped out of the jar.

Is this Zhuangxing wine? The fat man's eyes had begun to become hollow, and one day when he was carried up to the altar as a gift from the gods, which seemed like a joke in modern times, now the joke has come true. After drinking the "Zhuangxing wine", the wild people began to walk towards a dark cave by the lake under the leadership of Bai Mao.

The cave is very cleverly grown, with symmetrical shapes on the left and right, with groundwater rushing into the lake on the right and dry pebbles on the left. Walking on the rustling pebbles, the fat man simply closed his eyes and began to sleep, he was going to die anyway, and it was good to be an uncle before he died.

After a long time, when the wind around him began to whirl, and the fat man felt unusually cold, he opened his eyes, and at this time he saw the flickering dots in the sky, and then looked sideways, the outlines of those mountains and trees were unusually clear, God, he actually came out!

"Hey, I'm cold!" As if seeing a glimmer of hope, the fat man began to call out to the savages, "Bring me my clothes, I'm cold, shirtless, where are you going to get me?" ”

There was still no one who agreed, and at this time, Ye Qiu said on the side: "Don't shout, save some effort." ”

"Damn, you're awake, God bless, I said that the second child didn't have any wine, hurry up and find a way!"

"Wen Bin said wait, it's up to them to take us."

"He's awake too?" The fat man remembered that he had fallen asleep, but he didn't expect the two masters to finally wake up, and he hurriedly shouted: "Zha Ye, are you okay?" ”

"Headache!" Cha Wenbin was still curling his tongue when he spoke, and he said: "But I have been blown a lot more awake by this mountain wind, be patient, there will not be much problem with Qiu'er." ”

"How long have you been awake?"

"After a while, I was woken up by your snoring."

The fat man suddenly felt dizzy, these two people are really masters, "Do you two know what happened before?" We were tied up and stuck naked by the river, and they were bleeding with knives and the jar I saw in the jar a man who looked like me but was not my own, and you two were also photographed, and slept like dead pigs. I tell you, we have been baptized, this is going to be fed to the gods, second, you hurry, don't listen to Cha Ye pretending there, he is not awake yet! ”

"Or else?" Cha Wenbin said: "This vine is dry and soaked in water, and it is as strong as cow tendon, what do you want us to do?" Save some strength, and get out of that hellish place now. ”