Chapter 307: The Song Fairy
The sudden sound is like a cold drink in the scorching heat, and a bonfire in the cold winter sweeps away all the negative emotions you feel.
Following the sound, you can see a beautiful woman of different races walking this way.
She has snow-like skin, gentle orange hair, elegant purple eyes, and pink butterfly wings that constantly flutter behind her back.
This kind of beauty is not divided into races, even Yang Fan couldn't help but be shocked, this woman can be called Zhong Ling and Yuxiu.
A smile can touch your heart.
"What just happened?" She walked over with a light lotus step and swayed her body, asking about the situation as she went.
"Ah, it's Miss Song Fairy! I'm sorry to disturb your rest, there are two guys here who are making trouble, I'm going to drive them away! The boss looked at the song fairy with an obsessive face, but although this guy Yang Fan looked unhappy, his character was not too bad, his eyes were mostly longing and admiration, and it was indeed the pursuit of art as he said, not other messy emotions.
"Ah, dear Miss Song Fairy, we are your most loyal fans, for your concert specially rushed from the planet Java, which is 18 trillion light years away, just to be able to meet you, just to be able to get an autograph, it is because of our love for you, so we have a dispute with this person, please give us an autograph for the sake of our 1800 billion light years away!"
Yang Fan was a little speechless when he heard Shack's words, this guy is not reliable at all to make up nonsense, who would believe this kind of nonsense?
"Security, security, get these two guys out of here!" Where the boss is hysterically shouting, he will never allow such a profane guy to continue to stay in this place.
"Wait a minute!" The song fairy stopped him, then turned her head to look at Zac, and to her surprise, her eyes were filled with tears, "This sister, is what you said true?" Whining...... I'm so impressed! ”
Sweat!!!
I really believe it, how simple this must be!
"I like my two sisters so much! Don't worry, I'll be sure to sign it for you! The song fairy looked serious.
Sister...... Sister?
Yang Fan couldn't bear this title, but looking at his chest, he suddenly darkened again, "Forget it, Lao Tzu endures it, as long as you get the signature, as long as you get the signature!" I can turn back into a man in no time! ”
"Wait a minute, you can't sign them!" It's like there will be an extremely eye-catching villain at any time, and just 0.01 seconds before Yang Fan achieved his goal, an extremely discordant voice knocked him back to the same place.
From behind came a strange guy with a pale face, which was also tinged with blue, this guy's face was extremely stiff, he didn't seem to have any expression, his eyes were also dead fish eyes, anyway, he was very ugly, he didn't even have an eyebrow, and his nose was completely a product of the second dimension, except for two holes, he couldn't find a trace of nose characteristics at all.
It's this guy who looks quite annoying in every way that stopped the song fairy.
"Hey, who are you guys who are not men or women, you dare to make trouble in front of Uncle Ben, hurry up and get aside, don't delay me to get an autograph, otherwise I will be rude to you!"
He was just a layer of paper away from success, but he was interrupted by a guy who didn't have long eyes, and Yang Fan had to warn him.
This guy looked at Yang Fan with some surprise, "I'm Miss Song Fairy's agent, you can call me Barbara, I don't care if your mouth is inferior, but you have a lot of eyesight, it's really surprising that you can recognize me as a Bi Gu Xingren!" ”
What the hell is this? Bullshit Bi Guxing, Yang Fan has never heard of it, isn't this guy having something wrong with his brain?
"Hey, Zac, what do you mean?"
Sack was also at a loss.
"Master, I know!" Yang Chaojun's voice rang out.
"Tell me about it!"
"Biguxing is one of the many planets in the universe, and the unique race of Biguxing people has characteristics that are different from most creatures - hermaphroditism!"
Hermaphroditism?
Wow, I didn't expect this annoying Barbara to be hermaphroditic, in Yang Fan, a person who has only seen androgynous, this is a shemale! It turned out that the words that scolded him actually came true!
The name is still Barbara, it's so disgusting, it's almost the same as changing it to Babala......
At this time, Barbara was communicating with the song fairy, trying her best to persuade her to give up the autograph, and the song fairy's fans have exceeded 100 million according to incomplete statistics!
This unit of quantity may not be clear to everyone, but when converted to the familiar unit, it is ten to the 40th power! About one billion, billion, billion, billion!
Among them, die-hard fans spread out and can fill in the planet's oceans.
If someone comes to her and she signs it, it's over, and she spends her life with her own name! So you can only get the song fairy's signature if you meet the rules, and guys like them who don't know where to pop up, don't even think about it!
Moreover, Barbara also sacrificed her own big killing weapon: "The two of them are liars, they are not from the planet Java!" And the planet Java is only 892 light-years away! ”
Dizzy, there really is a Java planet!
"This," Zac hurriedly remedied, "this can't be considered lying, it's a figure of speech called exaggeration!" Can't be considered a lie! ”
The song fairy, who had just learned that he had been deceived, was indignant and pouted after hearing Sark's words, and said with a cute face: "Ah, so that's the case! ”
A drop of cold sweat flowed from everyone's foreheads, the so-called song fairy is really better than famous, she is actually like this, this is too easy to deceive! I've never seen such a simple person!
"Oh, although you didn't lie to me, I can't help you sign autographs, what can I do!"
"You forgot? If you have a book signing event tomorrow, you can sign it then! Barbara reminded from the side.
"Ah, yes, there will be a book signing tomorrow!" Miss Song Fairy finally reacted, "Well, you guys will go to the wonderful melody music store on this planet tomorrow, and I will sign autographs there!" ”
In this way, Yang Fan is a little helpless, so it's better to wait one more day.
After persuading the song fairy to leave, Barbara turned her head to Yang Fan and said, "Ah, I just forgot to tell you, tomorrow is not a casual admission, you must have an admission ticket!" ”
"You're kidding me?" This guy who is neither male nor female has obviously just left a hand.
"Hehe, how can you say that you are playing tricks? In fact, it's very simple, the ticket is to buy a song fairy's latest album! ”
"That's fine, that's okay......"
"Well, if it's a genuine album, the price is about 999 cosmic coins!"
"You're robbing money!"
"Buy it or not, whatever you want! By the way, if you buy it, please hurry up tomorrow, we will only sign 300 names tomorrow! ”