I'm really unlucky, I haven't said this sentence for a long time, because I feel that every time I finish speaking, it's not the most unlucky, and the unlucky things are still to come, such as making a phone call, and after the call, there are still people lying on the tree to listen, I don't know what this man in military uniform thinks, is it really moral to eavesdrop on others!

The county magistrate looked at the people on the tree a little depressedly and said, "Is it really moral to eavesdrop on others!" ”

Grass, sure enough, is a good brother, and he actually said what I thought. But now is not the time to sigh about this, I ran back and pulled the prefectural order's clothes, and said to the person on the tree higher up, "Hey, Dad, why are you up there!" ”

The man in the military uniform on the tree heard my words and subconsciously looked back.

", run!" I pulled the prefectural order and ran wildly, and we knew very well that the wheel fight was not the opponent of the man in the tree at all.

"Damn, the legendary special forces can hang upside down on a tree!" The prefectural commander said in surprise as he ran.

I retorted, "That's not the legendary special forces!" Is it good in reality? ”

"Why can't I do this?" The prefectural magistrate looked at the man in the tree and said.

"Because you're the legendary Diaosi......" I gasped.

"No, I'm Diao Si in reality!"

Me: "......"

It was a waste of physical energy to talk while running, and we didn't talk for a while, and we ran all the way.

"Stop!" After running for about fifteen minutes, the prefectural order suddenly stopped.

"What?!" I asked strangely.

"I can't run...... the county magistrate gasped for breath and sat on the ground, "Jinnyima is tired, let me rest for a while, lean on ......"

"Kids, can't you run?" Suddenly, there was a gloomy voice over our heads.

"Damn, won't you......" said the prefectural commander in frustration, "and it's hanging on the tree again...... Uncle, may I ask you if you are a bat! ”

"Where did you get the courage to flirt with someone's Uncle Bat." I said to the county order.

The county magistrate shook his head: "I don't know, but it looks like we're going to die this time." ”

"I feel the same way!" I said, "Why don't we shout and try?" ”

The county magistrate and I were talking there to mediate the atmosphere, trying to reduce our fear, but it was no wonder that Uncle Bat in the tree had been ignoring us, just watching playfully, as if we were already meat on the chopping board, ready to be slaughtered at any time.

"Alright then, let's shout." The county magistrate and I looked at each other and suddenly yelled, "Help, the wolf is coming, help!" ”

Cry wolf? What kind of shouting, I also try: "Help! The wolf is coming, help!! ”

The shouts of me and the prefectural order echoed in the mountains, and it had no effect except to startle a group of birds.

After shouting a few times, I felt tired of shouting, so I had to stand side by side with the county commander and say to the man in military uniform on the tree: "Single-handedly or group-picked!" ”

"Let's go it alone." The miserable voice of the man in the military uniform said, "I'll single out you two." ”

"It seems that the uncle is quite reasonable." The prefectural magistrate said, "Let's just make a happy decision." ”

Reasonable? I was depressed, who took advantage of this, it was completely the uncle in the military uniform who took advantage of it Okay, it's strange that the two of us can beat him!

"Amitabha, good ......"

"Do you think Amitabha Buddha is really suitable?" I glanced at the county order, and as a Taoist priest actually said the Buddhist mantra, I was really drunk.

The county order hurriedly changed his words: "Immeasurable Nyima Tianzun, donor, I'm a little hungry, can I go back and have a meal and come back?" ”

The county commander saw that the face of the man in military uniform became a little impatient, and continued: "Okay, okay, right now, you come down from the tree first, you hang so high, how can I fight you." ”

I was about to say, you think people are stupid, when you call down and come down, I didn't expect that the man in military uniform really jumped from the tree, so I have to doubt this person's IQ, is he really a bit two?

The county magistrate continued: "I'll count one, two, three, and we'll start." ”

The man in the military uniform nodded comfortably in agreement.

Is this guy really a bit of a two? I thought about this phrase again.

The county order was ready to count, held back for a long time, and finally spoke: "One." ”

As soon as the word came out, I ran away with the county commander again, so we didn't fight him, and we weren't opponents with that physique.

Just now he jumped down from the tree, I scanned his whole body, after my visual inspection, this man is 1.85 meters tall, weighs more than 150 pounds, less than 200 catties, and the strength of a punch with both hands is at least 100 catties.

"Bang ......"

Suddenly, as I ran, I felt a hand on my shoulder, and when I turned my head, I saw that the prefectural order was also on my shoulder.

I turned around at the same time as the prefectural commander, and saw the man in military uniform with his hands on our shoulders, his head between my shoulders and the prefectural commander's, smiling strangely at us.

The teeth in his mouth were sharp, like corpses, and his whole body floated in the air, except for his hands on our shoulders, as if he were hanging by an invisible rope.

Seeing this scene, I understood that this uncle in military uniform was not a human at all, no wonder his IQ was so low!

Since it's not a person, it's easy to do, I and the county order secretly took out a stand-in talisman and pasted it on my body at the same time, and whispered quickly in my mouth: ""Substitute for the body, white paper for my face, five-colored paper for my clothes, unopened light is paper, open the light to become supernatural; Open my left ear to listen to the yin, and my right ear to listen to the yang; I was born on the same day, the same month and the same year as Mo Zhuang Mo; You carry money in your left hand, and disasters in your right hand, and inexplicably bear the burden of disasters and disasters; To punish the mountain, to conquer the sea, no punishment and no restraint to hurry away, the divine soldiers are as urgent as the law. ”

The speed of the mantra is very fast, and at the same time as the recitation, some points of light appear in our eyes and ears, this time we directly put the stand-in charm on the chest, so as not to be torn off by the military uniform uncle behind him, because the stand-in charm has no attack ability, even if it is a ghost, it can be torn off for you.

The man behind us is not a person, and the county commander and I both let go of our hearts a lot, stopped, and the county commander said, "Uncle, why do you always follow us." ”

"You can't go." The man in the military uniform said miserably, "Do you think I'm really that funny? ”

I stood up and said, "Are you a human or a ghost?" ”

"Guess." The man in the uniform jokingly said, "But I won't give you a chance to guess." ”

After saying that, he pounced viciously towards me and the county order, and I quickly took a Beidou exorcism talisman, quickly chanted the mantra to drive, and then threw it out.

As soon as the Beidou Exorcism Talisman ignited a cyan flame, the man grabbed it and tore it up, swallowed it directly into his mouth, smiled coldly, and continued to rush towards us.

My heart was cold, the Beidou exorcism charm was ineffective!