Chapter 64: The Bear Blind
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The wine bureau was dispersed, and he took a taxi at the door, only to hear Ding Xin rushing out of the restaurant with a cumbersome belly like a tank, and said with a light in his eyes:
"Xiao Cui, are you so awesome?"
"What's going on?"
Everyone was puzzled, thinking that this time Lao Ding was really drunk.
"It's free!"
Ding Xin shook the bank card in his hand in disbelief, "People don't ask me for money at all!" Saying that Mr. Cui can bring friends over for dinner is a wordy word that is full of brilliance or something, and I didn't let me spend a penny, and the big order of several thousand yuan was exempted. He also gave me an extra black gold membership card with a 7% discount for life!
Yes?
Cui Shi smiled slightly bitterly, he didn't expect that Boss Tan couldn't send his favor, so he sent it to Ding Xin's side.
Looking at Lao Ding's excited appearance, if anyone robs the card in his hand, this is a posture to redeem his life.
Forget it, this favor can only be repaid by me.
Of course he knew what Tan Xiao wanted, he couldn't give good meat, and maybe he could give a little bit of leftovers, offal, or something, and it was enough to pay for this meal and add that VIP card.
"Hmm...... It's a distant relative, but I didn't expect to take care of me. ”
With a perfunctory remark, Cui Shi returned home with the strength of wine and opened the live broadcast room.
Unexpectedly, at this moment of drunkenness, the black bear monster, who thought that he would have to wait for another day, came unexpectedly!
Realistic things can be brought to the world of Journey to the West, including alcohol.
In other words, if Cui Shi drinks with Tang Seng and gets high, he will return to the real world and go to work soberly. On the other hand, tonight I drank a lot of meat and vegetables in the snake restaurant, even if I started the live broadcast and entered the Guanyin Temple, the wine was still there.
I was sobering up in the meditation room in a daze, only to hear a thunderous roar outside.
"The junior who is insidious and despicable, who can only deceive people with tricks, comes out and suffers!!"
In an instant, Cui Shi's wine woke up more than half.
Why did this black bear monster come today, shouldn't he still be in the Batu Caves, waiting for that illusory old immortal to visit?
It seems that this stupid big man has figured out that something is wrong, plus the wolf and the white snake have all died in the Guanyin Courtyard, and finally provoked this Black Wind Mountain Demon King to make a brazen move, and come to the door to ask the teacher for the crime.
Cui Shi didn't have time to think about it, so he immediately opened the door and came out, and the white dragon horse, who was alert when he heard the news, formed a flanking attack on the black bear monster.
[Haha, the anchor is going to fight?]
[Pull it down, he can play in my live broadcast and eat the keyboard! 】
[No matter what, I finally looked forward to the black bear monster, these days I'm about to blow up the customer service phone of the cockfighting platform, and the plot can't be dragged out like this, this Nima has been in the Guanyin Academy for two weeks, and then tossed it, I think Tang Seng can take over the head of the Guanyin Academy, and go to the west of Mao. 】
[Although it dragged on fiercely, it is indeed worth looking forward to!]
[That's right, the dragon and wolf battles before were really enjoyable, and the special effects and light and shadow were definitely super-first-class. I don't know what the anchor will use to deal with the most powerful black bear monster this time, so wait and see!]
[Snacks and beers have been bought, and I didn't enjoy watching the World Cup back then, after all, it has nothing to do with my country...... Now this is our own myth, it's a pity that the superhero Monkey King was interpreted by the anchor as a ......]
[Hey, I didn't see him as Sun Wukong at all, he was just a bastard who broke into the scripture-learning team. 】
[Hahaha, upstairs said it very much to my heart, bastard +1!]
[Black bear monster, please give it a try! Torture and kill the stinky monkey, I will prepare the best honey for you......]
[Well, the upstairs standing angle is very peculiar, but I like it.] 】
Cui Shi had no time to pay attention to these barrages that were not afraid of big things, hugged his shoulders, and looked at this famous black bear spirit with scrutiny.
This is a grassroots giant demon that Guanyin Bodhisattva has a fancy for, and later became the god of guarding the mountain, so there is no need to say much about his ability.
I saw that this black bear monster was wearing a jet-black armor, with black light shining all over his body, holding a black tassel gun and a pair of black leather boots.
Although a huge head looks like a human head, it is swarthy and difficult to get rid of the fierce beast, especially when he opens his mouth to shout angrily, two rows of white Sensen's sharp teeth are exposed in the middle of the thick two black lips, which is especially terrifying and terrifying.
"You just deceived me and waited in the cave, but assassinated my two brothers in the Tang Dynasty?"
The black bear monster's eyes were full of fierce light, and he wanted to choose someone to devour, even Cui Shi, who was used to seeing all kinds of murderers and robbers, couldn't help but have a heart pounding, and he almost couldn't stabilize his body.
Seeing that Cui Shi was silent, the black bear monster was even more ferocious, and he roared angrily at the sky, and said:
"Reptilian mortals can only use some ghost tricks to plot, do they dare to fight with a certain family today?"
[Damn, it's so imposing!]
【Big Bear Mighty!】
[Don't be cowardly, the Great Sage is calling for battle in person, is the Monkey King an old bear?]
[Go on! take out the golden hoop stick and beat him little girl!]
[I'm looking forward to seeing the special effects of the transformation when this black bear monster and Sun Wukong fight fiercely, it must be gray and mighty and domineering!]
[Do it, don't always let the white dragon horse support the scene, you are the Monkey King!]
Wipe......
I'm the Monkey King of a hammer......
Cui Shi wanted to cry without tears, who didn't know that hanging and beating this black bear could be a circle of fans, but the concubine really couldn't do it.
"Evil obstacles! This prince will fight with you first!"
Bailongma has vaguely known that this Monkey King is a strong king, and now it is a matter of life and death, and you can't run away from me, since you have been tied to a rope, you can only fight hard.
Playing the main attack by himself, maybe the one surnamed Sun can still win with some surprises, just like when he dealt with the blue wolf before.
[Ahhh
[This time it won't be Brother Long VS Black Bear, who can tell me, is Sun Wukong a boss who only shouts 666 on the side......?
[I feel sorry for the little white dragon, looking at the previous battle against the blue wolf, I am afraid that this time I am really not optimistic about the black bear. 】
"Humph!"
When the black bear monster heard the shout, he suddenly turned around, pointed at the black tassel gun in his hand, and sneered: "I recognize you, the eagle is just a long worm that has no life, and that little bit of skill, dare to come out to offer ugliness, aren't you afraid of death?"
Although it seems rugged, in fact, the black bear monster has been investigated long before it comes.
The white-clothed Xiushi was deceived into eating the deadly pill, but Ling Xuzi was plotted by that despicable guy when he was fighting the little white dragon, and he charmed his eyes with a spray.
What is the use of these tricks in the face of absolute strength!
Even if I take that spray out again, I have nothing to fear. After all, in many places, our people are called "bear blind".
Would a blind man be afraid of your little trick?