Chapter 258: Hide deeply, boy urine
In fact, to tell the truth, that thing is hidden a little too deeply, and now I and the county commander don't know what that thing is, we are quite aggrieved, and this situation is really the first time his uncle has heard it.
I tried to figure out where I had seen this, but I couldn't come up with a reason for it, hey...... I can only sigh that our experience is really too little, and once there is any unknown object, the county order and I will fall into a situation where we don't know why.
When I saw the prefectural order sitting down, I was about to pull a bench and sit down for a while, but just as my hand was about to touch the bench, the broken bench actually flew up on its own and smashed it into my head.
Fortunately, I had a precaution in my heart, and picked up the Jiazi Zhou Chang talisman that had been prepared in my hand and pasted it on the bench, and the bench was blasted open by my charm.
And it was also at this time that all the hairs on my body stood upside down at the same time, and a strange aura in the ward suddenly rose at the moment when I blasted the bench out, and in a short moment, it became extremely strong.
"Ahh
The prefectural magistrate, who was originally sitting on the bench, suddenly fell to the ground, his face became extremely ugly, and his whole body was trembling.
"County Order, what's wrong with you!" Seeing the prefectural order fall to the ground, I hurriedly reached over and tried to pull him up.
"Uhh The county commander rolled around on the ground, struggling in pain, as if he was being beaten with a whip, and after rolling for a while, he did not stop, constantly rolling back and forth, and his mouth let out a cry of pain.
"County Order, what's wrong with you?" As soon as I pressed the county order that was rolling back and forth, he lowered his head stiffly, and his whole body was trembling, this situation made me a little confused, no matter how strong the strange aura just now, it would not make him so painful.
What the hell is going on!
I held down the prefectural order on the ground with one hand, and enlarged the rusty sword in my hand with the other hand, ready to break the prefectural commander's head to see what was going on, why I buried my head in my chest.
But this decision put myself in danger, I just put the rusty sword down, stretched out my hand, the county commander suddenly raised his head, I should have been happy to see this scene, but before the joy in my heart rose, I immediately noticed that something was wrong.
At this time, the county commander's eyes actually became extremely fierce, and faintly I actually saw a bloody look in his eyes, although I found that something was wrong, but unfortunately I was not in a hurry, the county commander raised his fist and punched me in the face.
The punch hit me firmly on the left side of my face, causing me to feel extreme pain in my cheekbones, and I snorted, staggered, and fell to the ground.
The moment I fell, I knew it was over, and sure enough, just as I was thinking about it, the county commander suddenly jumped up from the ground, pressed his right leg against my waist kidney, and pressed my left leg with my left hand on my stomach.
He had a fierce look on his face, grinning his teeth, and two drops of saliva from his mouth were dripping on me, not to mention how disgusting it was.
"County order, your uncle, what are you going to do!" I didn't believe that the prefectural order would attack me, it must have been lost by that monster, otherwise this would not have happened.
My roar was pale, and the county magistrate didn't seem to hear it at all, and his strong legs pressed hard against my stomach, and then he stretched out his hand and strangled my neck.
It's stuck neck again, since I became Mr. Yin and Yang, this kind of thing has been encountered several times, and I have already rehearsed N ways to avoid pinching my neck in my heart.
However, the drill in my heart is always equal to talking on paper, and at the moment when I was really on my neck, I found that I could only move my right hand in my whole body.
What to do? I'm now under pressure, my throat is almost out of breath, and I want to attack with a charm, but I can't get it at all.
I suffied the muscles in my neck to relieve the pain of not being able to breathe, and then at this critical moment, my brain spun rapidly, but I still couldn't come up with a solution after thinking about it for a long time.
Just as I was about to use my right hand alone to fight against the prefectural order, my right hand, which had just moved for a while, suddenly touched something, and I looked down at it, and it was actually my rusty sword.
Am I really going to use the rusty sword to attack the prefectural order? Even if the rusty sword is covered in rust now, but if this silver poke down, at least he has to poke a hole, damn it, how can this work.
"Ahem......" Suddenly the county commander increased his strength again, if it goes on like this, I will have to be strangled to death by him, I try to move my body, try to look at it widely, hoping to find something that can help me.
After I looked around, I suddenly noticed one thing, Chen Cheng and those patients who were originally dancing in the ward were actually gone!
I was shocked, what is the situation, I looked to the side, the old man on the ground was gone, suddenly, I suddenly caught some clue, but the line was blurred, so I couldn't catch it.
What the hell was going on, I endured the pain in my neck and the suffocating pain, trying to figure out what was wrong.
I know!
To say that people are in a difficult moment, there are two possibilities, one is to pee his pants in fear and his legs are weak, and the other is to be able to exert the limit that he usually can't play, but fortunately, I am not the first at the moment, but the second situation.
At this critical moment, I still found out where the hell is, and then a fierce light flashed in my eyes, and I grabbed the rusty sword on the ground with my right hand, like an executioner, and swung it towards the county order at a lightning speed.
Burst......
I raised the knife in my hand, and the head of the county commander was cut off by my sword, and my neck seemed to be an unstoppable faucet, and a large ball of blood burst out, splashing my face.
At the same time, I kicked away the body pressed on me by the county order and stood up, and when I saw the head of the county order with his eyes open and the body that was flowing with blood in a hurry, I did not have any remorse in my heart.
"Hehe......" I wiped the blood from my face, then took it to my nose and sniffed it, closed my eyes, and said confidently: "Your hallucination technique is too bad, this blood doesn't smell fishy at all, you want to fool me?" ”
After finishing speaking, I opened my eyes leisurely, and my right hand, which had already reached into the pocket of my robe, took out a pulsating water bottle, but it was not filled with water, but with children's urine.
I unscrewed the cap of the bottle and yelled: "The boy has broken his urine, and you tail dog hasn't shown up yet!?" ”
After speaking, he shook the bottle violently, and the child's urine in the bottle immediately poured out.