Lao Hei simply didn't jump anymore, he slid down directly from the stone slabs on both sides of the stairs, and slid down the stone path to the ground with a stinging sound, although he fell and squatted, but he won a lot of time, and he didn't care about the pain of falling when he landed, and immediately ran to my side.

I didn't even dare to look at the expression of the Buddha again, for fear that when I looked at him again, he was drinking tea with a teapot, and I really didn't know how to deal with it.

On the contrary, An Shangwu looked a little imminent, he put his arm on my shoulder, and asked, "What do you see?" There's something wrong with that stick? He gestured to the golden rod-like thing in my hand.

I looked at the golden hoop stick, threw it directly on the ground, and made a loud "dang chang" sound, I felt that the stick was very heavy, not like the feeling of holding it in my hand at all, I waved my hand at An Shangwu: "This Buddha statue will move." ”

"Ahh An Shangwu may have been shocked by the height of the Buddha statue, or perhaps frightened by my words, so he hurriedly put the balls outside the stone gate, picked up the golden hoop stick on the ground and pulled me back, and he blocked me with his back: "Are you sure? ”

Lao Hei ran over like a rabbit: "I'm scared to death, this king is almost scared out of his urine!" ”

I also yelled at him: "Don't pretend, you kid, you're not afraid!" If you're scared, you can climb that high? ”

Lao Hei leaned over like us in three steps and two steps, stood beside me and looked at the golden hoop stick in An Shangwu's hand: "That stick is very magical, when I first came in, I was flying in the sky, like mosquitoes, flying in circles, as if I heard me come in, and then swooped into the lotus platform." ”

Lao Hei said, touched the golden hoop stick that was holding An Shangwu's hand, and continued: "I think this should be a good treasure with spirituality, why can't we pull it down?" I went up, but who knew that after I went up, I found out that it was a scholar, which really scared me to my knees. ”

I originally wanted to say about the golden hoop stick, but I didn't expect Lao Hei to get a scholar again, a little surprised, it seems that this Buddha statue is really alive, pointing to the Buddha statue again, I want Lao Hei to look at it again: "You see ......"

Speaking of which, I was stunned, the Buddha statue was a Maitreya Buddha, with a big belly, grinning at me, laughing so sweet and colorful, making my heart frizzy.

"You're a human being and a Buddha!" I shouted, if it weren't for the fact that this Buddha was too big, I would almost have copied the black gold ancient knife and killed it.

Lao Hei looked up along my finger and exclaimed: "I'm obedient, how did I become a big Buddha, I just saw a book city that looks like a Taoist." ”

Everyone was silent, whether to go back, or to walk in, this is a serious problem, if you go back, you can't save the eggs, if you don't go back, if this Buddha statue is alive, we walk into the center of this huge room, he suddenly kicks us, not to mention like cockroaches, we may be like ants to be stepped on flat, and we can't even leave bone slag.

The bighorn insect covered his face and squatted on the ground, my foot was not light, this guy just had a bit of a taste of resignation, he didn't care what situation we were in now, as if he thought I was a fairy, there would be no danger, I was talking to Lao Hei, he didn't react at all, and kept stroking his old face that was not handsome or handsome.

After being silent for a while, An Shangwu said: "I'll go to the front to investigate, but if it doesn't work, we'll go back." He choked up: "If there is really something wrong with this Buddha statue, you will leave with the balls, and whether you live or die depends on his own creation." ”

Saying that, An Shangwu strode forward, if you stop him now, it is nothing more than to give up the balls, I can't do this kind of thing, I will immediately catch up, Lao Hei and I thought the same, the two of us ran forward almost at the same time, the big horned insect was squatting on the ground caressing his face, and I took it so suddenly, it was a dog eating and fell to the ground, and I dragged it to death again on the floor like a dog.

This time he was really angry: "I'm not doing it, you let me go, I want to go home!" I'm not playing anymore, I'm going home! ”

I didn't even look back: "You can send it back to your hometown, give me an honest one!" ”

"What are you going to do, you can't treat technicians like this, I protest, I'm going to sue you." The bighorn worm screamed at the top of his throat.

shouted at Lao Hei in a hurry, turned around and walked to him and kicked the ass of the bighorn worm: "Shut up, this king used to be a technician, the revolution has a division of labor, everyone is a brick when necessary, where to move it, call a yarn." ”

The bighorn insect was frightened by the old black's fierce momentum, and replied resignedly: "I, I, I didn't say I wouldn't help you, my face is so painful!" ”

Lao Hei caught up with me: "Second brother, this mode of pulling dead dogs is not good, if you pull this insect buddy to death again, you won't be able to draw it." ”

I think about it, if he dies of anger, wouldn't I have to sleep with a corpse, and watch him decay day by day, I can't stand it when I think about it, I suddenly stopped, and shook the chain: "Let me tell you clearly, I am very angry if you tie me up, but I forgive you, don't drop the chain for me at the critical moment, the pace of the revolutionary team is dragged down by stinky intellectuals like you, and it is not possible to happily carry out the four modernizations until now!" If you continue to play like this, when will you be able to realize a socialist society! ”

An Shangwu and Lao Hei had already rushed forward, apparently to make a detour behind the Buddha statue to see if the demon baby was there.

The bighorn worm was a little ashamed on his face, and seemed to feel that he was wrong, so he rubbed his arms and stood up: "If you have something to say, why bother to use your hands and feet, I'm not wood, you let me go by myself." ”

I said angrily, "Can you go?" No, I'll continue to drag you? ”

The bighorn insect raised his hands: "Yes, yes, yes, I promise to run faster than the wind." Before I could react, there was a huge pull on the chain in my hand, which almost pulled me down, and the two of them were able to run happily.

As he ran around the bighorn worm, he asked me, "What were you talking about?" Where are we going now? ”

I can only explain to him again, after all, he is the only technical talent here: "This big Buddha can move, it seems to be a living one, didn't you say that this is a tomb?" How did it become a Buddhist hall! ”

The bighorn insect looked up at it and exclaimed, "Oh...... Pretty. ”

"Drift you......" I was just about to refute him, but when I looked up, I was blinded again, where is there a Buddha statue, the huge Buddha statue turned into a flying beauty, this beauty I recognize, in many murals in Dunhuang have this image of holding a pipa flying into the sky, I can't say what it is called, but it is much better than the evil Buddha just now, it is really beautiful.

But then comes an indescribable fear, is this Buddha statue playing with us, what does this mean?

Whether it's welcoming us in, or warning us not to come in.

I can't care so much if I grit my teeth, Lao Hei and An Shangwu have already run behind the Big Buddha, and I can only follow with my head, and I chanted in my heart: Nan Wu Guanyin Bodhisattva blesses, how offended.

The bighorn insect seemed to be enchanted, and after saying that it was beautiful, it stopped moving, and looked up at the statue of the flying goddess like a wooden lump, and didn't care about the road under his feet.

I had to speed up and run in front of him to watch the way for him, and he fell.

Almost turning the statue of the Flying Goddess, the bighorn worm suddenly let out an exclamation: "Huh? ”

I glanced back at him, his face flushed, the corners of his mouth twitching, obviously excited: "What's wrong with you?" ”

The bighorn worm didn't speak, he was digging something in his bag, and pointed to the statue of the flying goddess by the way: "It's amazing." ”

I looked up, I couldn't say horror, I couldn't say what I felt, I just felt incredible, it felt like a dream, because the statue of the flying goddess had changed again, and became a Taoist priest, a real Taoist priest, wearing a yin and yang crown, wearing a Tai Chi geographical robe, and holding a sword in his hand that couldn't tell whether it was peach wood or steel. ”

The bighorn worm laughed twice: "Who are you talking to?" Can you talk to you as a statue? ”

This kid wasn't scared at all, but he knew something: "Why aren't you afraid, such a huge sculpture can change." ”

The bighorn insect was a little out of breath, and said: "Change is right, change is the problem, such a big Buddha sculpture is placed in such a large front hall tomb, you think it is a lucky cat." ”

There was no longer a shadow of Lao Hei and An Shangwu in front of me, and I shouted: "Shangwu!" Old Black! ”

Seeing that the bighorn worm is confident, he should know the problem here, and it is likely that he knows how to get out, and he also knows that this place is not dangerous, since this is the case, there is no need for An Shangwu and them to look for it blindly, not to mention that the eggs are still leaning next to the stone gate, in case a demon and monster take his body away, it is not very good, in short, it is still adhering to a principle: save physical strength, find the demon baby, and rescue the balls.

"What are you doing? There's no way here. Lao Hei should be reconciled, and he said in a tone that was not in a hurry.

I dragged the bighorn worm around the statue, and only then did I see the two of them looking up at the statue with their heads tilted back.

When the bighorn worm saw the two of them, he excitedly shouted, "Isn't it pretty?" Take a few more looks, it's just such an opportunity in a lifetime, and if you miss it, you may not be able to see this kind of treasure in the next life. ”

An Shangwu turned his head and looked at us distractedly: "This is Vishnu from India, it shouldn't hurt us, right?" ”

The bighorn worm is even more energetic, jumping and running towards them, I can't catch up with him, although this person ties me to him and I am very disgusted, but the child's temper, no grudges and no scheming, people are really good, it seems that I still don't want to be so fierce to him, otherwise I feel weird, I was not born to bully others, alas.

"This is not Vishnu, but there is always a side of Vishnu, you continue to walk around, you can see more immortals, Buddhas, Confucianism, gods, Tao, maybe you can also see my ancestor Mozi!" As long as the bighorn worm mentions their ancestors, they are extremely proud and proud, which I can't compare, the only ancestor I can be proud of is a thirteen, but I still don't know if he is a good person or a bad person.