Chapter 127: Suspension
Not long after Shi Xiaojing's phone call went out, I heard the roar of a helicopter outside. It seems that this sister paper is indeed extraordinary, and it is even more effective than fairy exhaust!
But I have to continue to pretend, otherwise there will be no such shop in this village. I'd like to see if she brought Suzaku or her own boss.
Hu Meiniang and Miao Suihua heard the sound of the plane, and their brows wrinkled into Sichuan characters. I waved at the two of them and said, "Why are you so nervous?" Take it easy, brother, hold it now! ”
"Fengzi, are you a little too flamboyant? Although Shi Xiaojing and we are temporarily on the same front, after all, they are people with great backgrounds, should we take a step back first? ”
I agree with Hu Meiniang's caution, but sometimes being too cautious can make people look cowardly, and thus miss many great opportunities. So I said to Hu Meiniang on the surface that I would pay attention, but in my heart I had already decided to be presumptuous.
Miao Suihua should have sensed my thoughts, so her eyes as she looked at me slowly changed from hesitation to determination. Seeing this sister paper and me have such a tacit understanding, I really *** kill her!
So, I took Miao Suihua's little hand, "Go, I'll pretend to be forced with my brother!" ”
"Hee-hee...... Brother Feng, I really want to see if you can hold it now. Don't fight the tiger and get bitten by the tiger! ”
"Huh...... How can it not be held? You wait to see how my brother and I perform! ”
"Sister Miao, what are you trying to do? Want to fool around behind my back? ”
The little Lori of the tiger girl suddenly jumped in front of the two of us, cute like a kitten. Looking at her, I suddenly felt an impulse, so I pulled her into my hand.
"Let's go together! I'll show you the world, don't be scared to pee your pants! ”
"Humph! Who's afraid of whom? Let's go! ”
The two of them sandwiched me in the middle, Hu Meiniang followed us carefully, and the four of us walked out of the supermarket with our teeth and claws. Of course, Hu Meiniang doesn't seem too arrogant here, she is a scheming vixen!
Shi Xiaojing saw that I was so arrogant, and she was even more angry and clenched her fists. Ever since her sword was taken away by me, and then I looked down on her along the way. Now, this sister paper has finally shown her original eldest lady's face.
"Zhang Shanfeng, you just pretend to be forced! I see if you can hold it? ”
"Humph! …… Let's go! ”
I dropped the two words without looking back, and let Hou stride forward with my head held high. But when I got out of the supermarket, I only heard the sound of airplanes in the alley, and the shadow of the airplanes was nowhere to be found.
"Oh! Do you have to let me find a plane? Xiaolong's daughter, you go and take a look, bring the leaders here, and say that I have set up instant noodles and are waiting to welcome the leaders to come and guide! ”
"Humph! You can pretend to be forced, you wait. ”
Shi Xiaojing ran out of the alley with a smoke, and I waited quietly with the hardcore girls.
It wasn't long before I suddenly noticed something. It's that while you're waiting, time suddenly becomes very slow, very slow. Is this a law of physics? I'm a little crazy right now!
I couldn't wait, so I pulled my sister paper and walked out of the alley. As soon as I got out of the alley, I saw a familiar figure that couldn't be more familiar, funny than Cao!
"Oh! Team Leader, why are you here? ”
"Yo he! Isn't this a junior! How did you end up here? ”
I was embarrassed, how could I find some unpleasant names to call me!
Seeing my black-faced appearance, Tusecao suddenly clapped his hands as if he wanted to understand Newton's laws and said, "You are the culprit of this rat infestation!" No wonder, no wonder! Listening to Xiaolong's daughter report that she found the initiator of the rat infestation, I really didn't expect it to be you! It seems that you really don't want to get mixed up, and you actually made such a big move, you, you, let me say what is good about you? ”
"Team leader, then don't talk about it! Let's go, I'll ask you to try cold water instant noodles, which are definitely better than compressed biscuits. ”
Seeing that I knew each other with Tsurgy Cao, Shi Xiaojing coughed lightly and said, "Cao Cao'er!" You can't get down to business and then catch up with your stubborn old subordinates! ”
"Oh! Which green onion are you? Dare to talk to my boss like that! …… Wait a minute! Cao Cao'er? Did I hear it wrong? ”
Hearing Shi Xiaojing's affectionate name Tease Cao, I almost doubted my ears, could this Tease Cao be the rescuer that Shi Xiaojing moved?
"Uh...... Xiaolong's daughter, let's call it the old decay and tease Cao! Although we are a little different in generation, but I am also old after all, can't you give some face? ”
Tease Cao lowered his head and whispered a request, which really surprised me. Shi Xiaojing just snorted coldly, and then waited for Teaser Cao to do business.
"Team leader! Are you a rescuer brought in by Xiaolong's daughter? ”
Tease Bicao looked embarrassed, "Little San'er! There's no way, who made this girl a little bit higher than me! You just obediently admit your mistake to her, and I'll just turn a blind eye, okay? ”
"Huh...... Hehe...... Team leader, are you telling me a joke? What's the matter? Tell me, why did you make me admit my mistake to her? ”
"Alas! …… Little San'er! In the beast group, I know that she is such a person for the time being, she said that you are wrong, you are wrong, what do you spend? ”
"Oh...... It turns out that the one who stamped it is the elders! Look at me, too! ”
I said as I bared my chest and showed the glittering firebird chapter to Funny Picao. His eyes widened, and he smacked his lips and didn't speak for a long time.
"Alright! I don't care, you're all at the same level, just do it yourself! At most, I'll find a cemetery and wait for it to be put into the ground, it's really a headache, how can I run into you two little goblins! ”
After saying that, he sat on the ground, closed his eyes and pretended to be a dead dog.
Seeing him like this, Shi Xiaojing was so angry that she jumped to her feet and yelled at Tease Cao, "You...... Give me back the roasted sweet potatoes! It must be exactly the same, otherwise I will make you look good, and I will pass on anything about stealing chickens and dogs to you. ”
Oh! Grilled sweet potato! It seems that this sister paper has not pitted the old man in the past, and she has not even let go of a little person like Tease Bicao, no wonder the old guy Suzaku is inferior when he sees Xiaolong's daughter!
Tease Bicao was threatened, and finally changed the state of the dead dog to the state of big pretend, and yelled at me: "Little San'er, I am here today to announce the decision of the Divine Beast Group, you listen well!" From now on, you are suspended indefinitely. Because you are suspected of causing natural disasters, as well as money laundering, and you are suspected of abducting and trafficking women and children, killing people and destroying corpses, and so on. Now we have to start a strict review of you, and you go back with me right away to wait for the fate, or I'll ...... You're welcome! ”
The more Cao said that the quieter the voice, and in the end the volume was almost lost. I smiled and looked at the wonderful face of Tusebicao. I feel like this old tease, today is really a blood mold!
"Tease Bi Cao, if I don't listen to you, what do you want to be swollen?"
I smiled and taunted Bicao, who sighed and pulled out a yellow piece of talisman paper from his pocket.
"What do you want to do? Are you going to fight with me again? I can tell you very responsibly that I am not the junior you knew before. You will lose your old face and regret being a human being! ”
"Boy! It's been a long time since I've moved my body, so you can play with me! ”
"Order!"
Seeing that Tease Bicao has come to his senses, then I can't hide it anymore, don't let this old boy suffer a little loss today, it is estimated that he will never accept Lao Di!
So as soon as I stretched out my palm, an evil spirit insect suddenly appeared, and as soon as my mind moved, the evil spirit insect flew towards Cao Bi.
Actually, I'm also trying to try what the power of the evil spirit worm is, and I can just give it a try, as long as I don't kill this old boy, it's probably fine.
When she saw a disgusting insect flying towards her, she was startled at first, and when she saw the appearance of the evil spirit worm, she suddenly screamed.
"Good boy! You're so ruthless! There's such a disgusting thing, it seems that it's hard for me to mix it up again without showing some real skills today! ”
As he spoke, he lost the yellow paper talisman he had just prepared, and took out a piece of cyan talisman again. Then he pinched a seal with his left hand and read it in his mouth.
"Heavenly spirits, earth spirits, dragon gods help me to subdue demons, urgent as the law."
I saw that the rune paper in his hand suddenly burned with black flames, and a black dragon quickly rose from the flames.
The black dragon flew out and instantly became larger, and a dragon roar rushed towards the evil spirit insect. The evil spirit insect was like a dead man who knew the fate of cannon fodder, and opened its mouth towards the black dragon without flinching.
I saw that the black dragon and the evil spirit insect collided in the air, and they immediately became entangled with each other. The black dragon's four claws are like hooks, and the bone foam on the body of the evil spirit insect caught flies horizontally. The evil spirit insect is also not good, with a mouth full of sharp teeth, the scales on the bite of the black dragon keep falling down.
"Good boy, what are you doing? It's so powerful! ”
"Hey, hey! A small insect with a name called the Evil Spirit Bug. ”
"Huh? Evil Spirit Bug! Do you want the old man's life? ”
"Oh? It seems that the team leader is also a knowledgeable person, I don't want your life, I just want to test the power of this worm. ”
"Good, good! Today I'm out of the way, so I'll take out all the things at the bottom of the box, so that you can try it. ”
The old man seemed to be a little anxious, the flesh on his face trembled, and his eyes were even more staring like cow eyes, probably driven crazy by me!
Funny Cao stared at the battle situation in the air with a serious face, and saw that the black dragon and the evil spirit worm were actually deadlocked, and bit his lip and took out another cyan rune paper.
still sealed with his left hand, and recited in his mouth, "Heaven and earth are infinite, Qiankun borrows the law, and the two dragons are combined to punish evil and destroy evil." ”
As soon as the words fell, the cyan rune paper turned into a black dragon again, and quickly joined the air battle group. The evil spirit insect originally had an advantage, but this double-sided attack was torn to pieces in the blink of an eye.
"Huh! Old man! You think you're a lot of bugs! ”
I smiled at Tease Bicao and waved my hands at the two black dragons in the air. Dozens of evil spirit insects appeared in an instant, opening their mouths towards the black dragon and biting.
"Ahh It's over! It's over! I'm just going to have two spirit runes, and I'm fully reimbursed today! Ahh ……”
The old man actually cried, watching the two black dragons being torn to pieces by the evil spirit worm in the blink of an eye, and he really regretted his intestines.
"I didn't expect that wow, I didn't expect that you kid could control so many evil spirit insects, it seems that history will repeat itself soon, and darkness will come again! That's it! The old man will stop you even if he fights hard! ”
The old man said that he was going to play hand-to-hand combat with me, so he took off his shirt while running, and his fat trembled.
"Wait, wait! Old man, why are you working so hard? I'm not the same demon in my previous life! ”
"Huh? ……”
Tusebicao was suddenly stunned, and hurriedly stood up, but under the action of inertia, he still fell, and choked on the foam in his mouth.
"Hey, hey! Don't be nervous, old man! I'm still Zhang Shanfeng! ”
"Uh...... You really haven't lost your nature? ”
"Hey, hey! My nature is what you know, what is lost? Just experimented with attack power, and you lost two spirit runes, I'm sorry! ”
"Ahh …… Don't tighten, don't tight! As long as you are still a junior, I will be relieved. ”
"Uh...... Stop calling me junior! ”
"Hahaha...... It seems that a tease Cao is now asking you to move the future god! However, plus the two old guys, shouldn't you kid give some face? ”
I was about to comfort Tusebi Cao, when suddenly a vigorous and powerful voice came, and two male silver suddenly appeared in front of me.
The one who spoke was a middle-aged man with a long beard, dressed in a cyan robe, with a cyan silk scarf on his head, and the appearance of a fairy wind and bones.
Looking at the people around him, the same middle-aged man was dressed very fashionably, but his face was gloomy, as if a storm was coming!
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