Chapter 287: Horror Ingredients
Seeing Wei Ergou looking at the two food boxes and smirking, Yang Yi was speechless and stared at the foodie, and said in his heart Are you a rich second generation or a wild boar second generation, why is your appetite so strong, you are hungry when you see food, thirsty when you see water, and you have to lick two mouthfuls of arsenic/frost to defeat the fire, it's okay!
At this moment, Wei Ergou had already calculated it in his heart, so he didn't pay attention to Yang Yi's ** little eyes that wanted to kill, just looked at the two guys, and said with a smile: "Two military masters, you must be the cook who is more ruthless and more stable in turning, right?" ”
The two guys saw that Wei Ergou was joking and disrespectful, and they felt insulted, one of them pursed his lips, looked at Wei Ergou and said angrily: "You unbeatable, you actually humiliated us and others, but I don't know how many people want to look at our eyes and eat with a mouthful, okay, since you are so colorless, I can't say it, grandpa will overdo you...... Whew...... Uh......."
What's going on? Just when the two cooks who were deceived by Wei Ergou with a radical trick to reveal their true identities were in full bloom, Wei Er threw a smug color at Yang Yi, and the two brothers took a step forward, one for each person, locked their throats and covered their mouths, and pressed the two cooks to the ground cleanly, and then, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou hit the two of them the back of their necks and shoulders, and the two of them fainted very cooperatively.
Yang Yi and Wei Ergou let go of the two of them, clapped their hands on each other, got up and opened the food box, and found that each food box was in two layers, with eight plates of exquisite and steaming dishes, and the two boxes added up to sixteen dishes.
"My grass, Lin Fengxiang is here to treat you, what's the matter? This is a time of war, and the old girl's life is also luxurious, right? Wei Ergou looked at those fragrant dishes, and in order to take care of the overall situation, he swallowed his saliva and controlled the strong ** he wanted to taste, which made Yang Yi look at him with admiration.
Yang Yi and Wei Ergou picked up a food box and were about to go out, Yang Yi suddenly seemed to have an understanding in his heart, looked at Wei Ergou's tattered clothes, and then looked at the line on his body that was also hung with cotton exposed, and secretly shouted that it was dangerous, if it was really this big tent to go to Lin Fengxiang, wouldn't it be his own death?
At that moment, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou turned over the two cooks who were still in a deep coma, and took off their short jackets, chicken leg pants and fast boots.
After getting dressed and hanging up the waist card, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou walked towards the guarded military tent like dogs.
After a few steps, a group of soldiers carrying Migne's front-loading rapid-fire rifles came up, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou did not panic, they just raised their waist cards and looked at those soldiers lightly, and those soldiers did not interrogate them more after checking their waist cards, and let the two of them pass.
Seeing that they had so easily mixed into the military camp of Lin Fengxiang, who was supposed to be guarded, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou were secretly happy, but they were also full of spirit, after all, they had entered the core part of the tiger's den, and if they were not careful, they would be added to the body with a chaotic blade and die without a whole body.
After the first military tent, behind is a circular trench, the trench is paved with a wooden bridge, there are wooden tenons connected with each other, the design is exquisite, similar to the folding bridge of later generations, once there is a foreign enemy invasion, as long as the soldiers on the opposite side pull the mechanism, the wooden bridge will be disconnected from the middle, so that the foreign enemy can not enter the camp opposite the trench, it can be seen how deep Lin Fengxiang's scheming is, even in the old battalion guarded by his own heavy troops, so cautious, not daring to be careless.
There were soldiers on both sides of the wooden bridge, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou raised their waist cards as usual, but the soldiers at the head of the bridge were not as casual as the soldiers in the military camp in front, and ordered Yang Yi and Wei Ergou to put down the food box, searched the two of them up and down carefully, and only after making sure that the two of them did not have weapons or anything like that on them, they let them over.
After crossing the wooden bridge, the soldiers on the opposite side searched again, which allowed Yang Yi and Wei Ergou to enter the big tent surrounded by the mountain splitting artillery.
Entering the big tent, the scene in front of them made Yang Yi and Wei Ergou a little surprised, the big tent was not the scene of the big feast and reed sheng Xiao Xiao Xiao that they expected, on the contrary, they saw that if there was no dragon and tiger desk in the empty big tent, there was no flag weapon, only to see that the tent was paved with yellow sand, a bamboo pole was erected in the center of the big tent, a lamp was placed at the top of the pole, and a bamboo pole was placed horizontally at about thirty or fifty centimeters from the top, and a lamp was placed at each end of the bamboo pole, and the three lamps were written with the words natal lamp, the opening lamp and the heart lamp.
Under the lamp, there was a wool felt spread on the ground, and a man over forty years old sat cross-legged on the first seat with a yellow turban wrapped around his head, wearing a costume-like costume and wearing a dragon white python robe, tied with a jasper red silk ribbon, and on the left and right sides, a reckless and rough man in different clothes, was talking to the man sitting in the center.
Seeing Yang Yi and Wei Ergou coming in, the man in the center looked at the two of them, and laughed loudly: "Wine and meat are here, masters, tonight and get drunk with Ben Shuai, wait for Cangzhou City, and then drink Huanglong Mansion with all the gentlemen, wouldn't it be happy, haha?"
At this time, a cadre of soldiers had already come in and put the table and wine jar on the table, and then took the food boxes in the hands of Yang Yi and Wei Ergou, and put the dishes inside to the man and those men in turn.
As soon as the man in the center looked up, he saw Yang Yi and Wei Ergou standing aside with their hands down, and did not leave, a cruel smile appeared on his dark and wrinkled face, and said, "Why don't you refuse to leave after handing over the errand?" Ho ho, Ben Shuai understands, you must have privately discussed that Ben Shuai loves to eat Fu Shoulu, but you have never seen it, you want to open your eyes, right? Okay, I'm in a good mood today, so I'll open your eyes, and I'll go out to promote my name in the future! ”
As early as as soon as they entered the military tent, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou found out that the man in the center was not Lin Fengxiang, and they secretly complained in their hearts, knowing that the two of them must have entered the wrong door, and this was not Lin Fengxiang's big tent. However, since he came, he couldn't just leave, so he could only wait for the opportunity to slip away.
was thinking about a way to get out, and didn't want the man to see the two of them motionless, and mistakenly thought that the two of them were waiting to see the famous dish of Fu Shoulu of Lao Shizi, so he yelled outside the tent: "Sons, serve the food!" ”
The curtain of the big tent was lifted, and I saw that the four soldiers first carried into a large iron box full of charcoal burning, more than one person long, with brackets on both sides of the iron box, which looked like the utensils of roasting whole sheep in Inner Mongolia.
Wei Ergou looked at it and laughed secretly, and said in his heart These Qing Dynasty turtle cannons, this is just the ancestor of the skewers, what is there to brag about, it really makes people laugh off their big teeth.
After the four soldiers had set up the iron box, the curtain was lifted again, and two tall and strong soldiers, one after the other, came in carrying the bloody carcass of an unknown animal that had been worn on the iron hammer, and set it up on the brackets on both sides of the iron box.
The two soldiers set up the corpse to be barbecued, dodged back, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou out of curiosity, looked at the roasted feast, and when they landed, their faces were like earth, and they blurted out in surprise: What was on the iron box was the corpse of a woman whose limbs and waist had been cut off and then strung together with an iron hammer.
Seeing Yang Yi and Wei Ergou's overly frightened and dejected appearances, the man and the men around him burst into laughter, as if the bloody and terrifying scene in front of them was nothing more than a laughable monkey show.
Yang Yi and Wei Ergou calmed down and looked at the female corpse that was roasted on the scorching charcoal fire again, only to find that the female corpse turned out to be a assembled "second-hand" corpse: the head and upper body of the corpse were from the same female corpse, and the plump breasts/room on the corpse were licked by the charcoal fire snake, sizzling grease, and exuding a sweet and strange smell. However, the muscles of the woman's arms were bulging, and the bones were thick, apparently a pair of men's arms, which had been cut off and then combined with the female corpse with an iron hammer. Looking down again, the two thighs below the waist of the female corpse were thick and thin, long and short, the thick one was rough and the flesh was rough, and at first glance it was clear that it was from the elderly, and the other leg was tender and tender, clearly from a child who was not yet an adult.
In an instant, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou seemed to have suffered five thunderbolts: after killing men, women, old people, and children, they combined different parts of their bodies with iron hammers, so that the meat on this corpse was thick and fine, old and tender, could it be that this is the origin of the name of the dish of Fu Lushou in the man's mouth?!
If the poisonous snake and scorpion can speak, wouldn't it also be to beat the drum and voice the grievances, and bitterly declare that their viciousness is far less than one-ten-thousandth of that of human beings?
Looking at the "ingredients" in front of them that were burned by charcoal and gradually turned black and emitted the smell of meat, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou finally knew why later generations would attribute the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom to a medieval cult, because the beastly nature of the man in front of them had already made a good footnote to all this.
It seems that this kind of behavior of abusing and killing lives for pleasure is "comparable" in dialects ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, and only the Japanese beast army of later generations can be "comparable", if this is not a cult, then what can a husband say!
At that moment, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou both had a killing machine in their hearts, a killing machine that completely disregarded their own safety and did not consider the balance of power between the enemy and us, a killing machine that only wanted to seek justice for those innocent victims, the two of them looked at the man and those men who were still looking at the "ingredients" with a greedy face, and pointed at the impatient men and those men, wisps of true qi accompanied by anger, gushing and agitating in Yang Yi and Wei Ergou's bodies, ready to release the flames of hell at any time, turning those well-dressed beasts into ashes.
A vicious battle is about to break out!