Chapter 146: An Accident That Makes People Laugh and Cry
In fact, the second step of the plan is very simple, that is, to make a phone call to Zhao Jie, to be precise, a threatening phone call.
Lao Dao and I went downstairs and went to find a public phone.
Soon, we found the public phone next to the bus stop in Central, but there were a lot of people waiting for the bus. If we call Zhao Jie here, it is actually no different from dying, so in the end, we have to find another place.
Walking all the way, we came to the outer ring. There are fewer vehicles and even fewer pedestrians in the outer ring, and it is a deserted scene.
We soon found the public phone next to the bus stop, and before calling, Lao Dao cautiously scanned the surroundings and found that there was not even a ghost, so we were relieved to dial.
On the information that Wu Xiaoli gave me, whether it is Zhao Jie's home phone number, or a commonly used mobile phone number, or even the private phone number that Zhao Jie used to find Xiao San, there are them.
It's noon, and calls to his usual mobile phone number are sure he'll answer.
"Toot ......"
Zhao Jie's hoarse and deep voice came from the other side of the phone: "Hey, hello, may I ask who you are?" ”
Lao Dao took a deep breath, calmed down, and then said, "Mr. Zhao Jie, I believe you have received a black cat, right?" ”
Zhao Jie on the other end of the phone was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Who are you?" How do I know my name? How do you know that I received a black cat, are you the one who sent it to me? ”
Lao Dao said lightly: "Very good, very good, it's good to receive it." You don't need to know who I am, you just need to know that the black cat will play a game with you for the next week. ”
"Games? What game? ”
"The curse of the black cat."
At this time, Zhao Jie smiled bitterly a few times and said, "That black cat can still play games?" Then he sighed and said, "Sir, thank you for sending me the black cat, the black cat, really cute, I like it very much, but I am here to say sorry to you, because the black cat is dead." ”
"What?!" Lao Dao almost shouted.
I was also amazed, if the black cat died, wouldn't our carefully planned plan be in vain?
Zhao Jie was silent for a while, and then said: "Actually, the black cat was sent to my house yesterday afternoon, it was so cute, I couldn't put it down, so I let it sleep with me when I went to bed at night, but I didn't expect that when I woke up in the morning, I found that the poor little black cat was crushed to death by me, I'm really sorry......"
He was full of apologies, it seems that he has not yet noticed Lao Dao's intention to make this call, and mistakenly thinks that Lao Dao is a kind person who gave him a black cat for free.
I heard Zhao Jie say this, and I felt a dozen times in my heart, this is really too bloody, okay, now it seems that if you want to kill Zhao Jie, you can only think of another plan.
Lao Dao sighed helplessly and said, "Since they have all been crushed to death by you, there is nothing to say." ”
Zhao Jie said at this time: "Sir, thank you for sending me the black cat, that black cat was crushed to death by me, I'm really sorry, otherwise, I'll compensate you for one, how about it?" ”
Lao Dao finally broke out, and immediately shouted "Ciao" in his mouth: "Pay for the wool, hang up!" ”
Lao Dao hung up the phone, smiled bitterly, and said, "I thought I had designed a good game, but I didn't expect it to be ruined under the fat waist of Zhao Jie." ”
I was also helpless and said, "So what now?" ”
Lao Dao shrugged his shoulders and said, "Stir, stir into a paste, paste!" ”
I picked my nose, I thought that this guy's plan would be foolproof, but I didn't expect to die in such a small accident, which really makes people cry and laugh.
Well, accidents are always inevitable. Some people walk a road, accidentally step on a banana peel, fall, and die with a whimper, compared to such a ridiculous and tragic accident, my accident is not so cheating.
Now that the matter is already confused, we have to go back.
But when we turned around and left the public phone booth, at this time, a voice came from behind us: "Hey, Guanggongnan, Yang Shengdao!" ”
When I looked back, I saw Lin Xin'er riding a bicycle on the highway towards us.
Why did Lin Xin'er end up here?
Lin Xin'er stopped the car next to us and said, "You two, what are you doing in the outer ring, hehe, are you doing something unseemly?" ”
I hurriedly said: "How can there be, absolutely not, definitely not, 1,000 percent no......" In fact, I was empty, I don't know if Lin Xin'er heard the conversation between Lao Dao and Zhao Jie?
If you hear it, it's not good......
"Hehe, look at your appearance as a thief, you must have done something unseemly, you two, are you here to fight ......" Speaking of this, Lin Xin'er immediately looked disdainful, and said: "Hey, you two, it won't be ......" As she spoke, she raised her index finger, glared at me and Lao Dao, and then slowly bent her index finger down.
I immediately understood what she meant, and I was embarrassed, and hurriedly defended: "Where did you think of it, I didn't expect you to be a girl, and your thoughts were ...... Dirty! ”
At this time, Lao Dao suddenly said: "That's right! ”
"Huh?!"
Lin Xin'er and I shouted at the same time.
I kicked this dead old man to death, and if he didn't admit anything, he wanted to admit this, this, this, this...... The forehead is innocent! ……
"Dead old man, don't talk nonsense!"
I flew over with one foot, but Lao Dao leaned on one side and easily dodged my foot.
"I didn't expect you to be ...... Oops, I'll never play with you guys again, we're out of friends! Lin Xin'er snorted.
I cursed Lao Dao in my heart, and despised Lin Xin'er, she was sexual, right......
Lao Dao was still calm, so calm that it made me feel that my eggs hurt, and he said calmly: "What is it? I just came here to make a phone call, is it so serious, even said to break off the relationship? ”
Hearing Lao Dao say this, Lin Xin'er immediately laughed out loud.
I looked at her unreserved appearance, exhaled helplessly, pulled my face and said, "Be careful to laugh at you!" I said we were innocent. ”
Lin Xin'er restrained her smile, pretended to cough twice, and turned into a lady again, and then she said, "You called and came to the outer ring?" ”
Lao Dao said confidently: "Of course you have to come to the outer ring, didn't you hear what I said when I called?" ”
Lin Xin'er wrinkled her nose and said, "How could I hear it, from such a distance." ”
Lao Dao said lightly: "Also, if you hear it, you will definitely not be surprised that we came to the outer ring to call." ”
I looked at Lao Dao, and then I realized that this product had said so much, it turned out that it was testing Lin Xin'er.
I breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, now I can be sure, it seems that Lin Xin'er didn't hear anything.
I glanced at Lao Dao and thought to myself, this guy is actually quite deep in the city......
(About the black cat, it's not over yet, it's just beginning, and the next chapters will unfold one after another...... )