Chapter 222: A chapter of omitted two
"Ahh
Seeing the flesh on my body being held in the mouth of the ghostly ghost parrot, my expression immediately changed from calm to painful.
I'm going crazy! I didn't care if it was child abuse or not, I just picked up the sandbag and smashed it at the baby-sized body of the ghost parrot!
My current behavior is like a person with a habit of cleanliness suddenly falling a lump of bird poop from the sky and just smashing it on his face.
"Bumper Bumper!!"
Where can the ghost parrot's body weigh a few pounds withstand my frequencies that are comparable to electromagnetic waves, and in a blink of an eye, he has been thrown to the ground by me, but my crazy actions have not stopped, and there is another inhumane punch and kick at the weak body lying on the ground with blurred flesh and blood.
"Huhu ......" My kicks were sore, my hands were weak, I was panting, as if I had just run 3,000 meters, and the whole person almost collapsed.
I touched the bite wound on my chest, and a tingling pain pierced my nerves like the tip of a red-hot needle, and I gasped in pain.
Looking at the ghost parrot on the ground again, I don't know if he is dead or fainted, anyway, he is now lying on the ground like a garbage bag, and there is no life at all.
"You...... You actually killed my pet! Suddenly, a stunned voice came from behind.
I looked back, and saw that the mysterious ghost was already full of tears, and his eyeballs were bloodshot, I don't know if it was because of the iron sand in his eyes just now, or because I saw this ghost parrot being abused by me into meat sauce.
I took out a piece of talisman paper, wiped the blood on my hand, and said lightly: "This guy pounced like a mad dog and bit me a piece of meat, if I don't beat him into meat sauce, then I'm really sorry for my piece of meat." Also, if he bites you and causes you to get rabies in the future, wouldn't it be very wrong, so you should thank me. ”
I once said to myself, "This wound is not small, it seems that after I go back, I will have to go to the hospital to get a rabies vaccine......
"You...... Hum! The muscles on the mysterious ghost's face twitched, and I had kicked a piece of his brain on his head, which was missing his fast scalp, and now I looked at the gap above his head like a ravine, and I felt the urge to go up and give him another kick to flatten his brain.
"If I don't kill you today, I won't be called a ghost scorpion!" As he spoke, the ghost scorpion had already rushed up.
I muttered, "It was originally called a ghost scorpion, a combination of the ugliness of a ghost and a scorpion, no wonder it was so ugly." "Although I pretended to be forced on my lips, I didn't dare to slack off in my heart.
This guy can't even die after I beat his brain, maybe it's an immortal character, and if I'm not careful, my head may be hanging on his scythe.
I was holding the sandbag in my right hand, and my left hand was already in my pocket to pull out the talisman paper.
This guy is also a ghost, and this Qiankun Tianyuan curse should also be able to blast him into a roast suckling pig.
The attack of the ghost scorpion was very fierce, and as soon as it rushed up, it made three moves one after another, and in a few seconds, it had already swung more than a dozen knives, and I was dazzled when I looked at it, and I only felt that there were countless knife lights in front of me slashing at me.
All of a sudden, I was forced to retreat by his attack, and there was no chance to fight back.
The scorpion seemed to be crazy, and attacked me so aggressively, but fortunately I removed the sandbag from my ankle, and my body became a lot more flexible, and I could barely dodge all the attacks, otherwise, my body must have been chopped into meat sauce by his big scythe now, and I could use it directly to make dumplings.
The more I dodged, the more embarrassed I felt, and I thought to myself that there was no way to go on like this, and I had to find a chance to fight back.
But at this moment, my feet suddenly weakened, I stumbled, and fell to the ground!
It turned out that I accidentally stepped on the hand of the ghost parrot, and my feet slipped, and I almost didn't knock out my front teeth!
Ah, it seems that this ghost parrot will not let me go even if it has such a stinky skin, it actually made me blood like this!
I struggled to get up, but when I turned around, I saw that the serrated teeth of the great scythe had bitten at me like the teeth of the devil!
I put my hands on the ground and hurriedly stepped back!
"Poke!!"
The scythe was cut under the crotch of my trousers, and a hole was cut in the crotch, and I turned pale with fright, like the face of a corpse that had been drained of blood.
I looked down and couldn't help wiping a cold sweat, but fortunately, there was no blood in the crotch of my pants...... Otherwise, Wei Zhongxian and his ilk will have another good brother.
Ya, this deed of cutting off children and grandchildren, this guy can also do it, it is really worthy of being a ghost scorpion, the insidiousness of gathering ghosts and the viciousness of scorpions are combined!
I struggled to stand up, but the scorpion did not pull out his scythe, which hooked my crotch, and as soon as I stood up, I immediately heard a scream of "hissing" of my pants......
That's how my pants died......
As the so-called lips and teeth are cold, and the pants are tight, I only feel that my buttocks are cold, fortunately, my brother wore underwear when he went out today, otherwise, wouldn't I want to be in the spring and lose myself to this ghost!
Well, it's like I don't wear panties a lot......
Well, in fact, in order to promote the rapid growth of my little brother, I just implement a loose policy every Monday, Wednesday and Friday......
Ahem, in the midst of such a tense fight, let's get back to the topic, this digression is almost out of outer space......
Anyway, when the ghost scorpion saw me running away with my bare buttocks, he couldn't help laughing, picked up his broken sickle, and swung it at my ass again.
I was killed by his knife just now, and at the same time I killed the calmness in my heart, at this time I really can't be calm, I always feel that the balls may leave me at any time, the pain of cutting the eggs, is not trivial, scared me out of a cold sweat not to say, but also make my heart beat, the egg hurts.
I was in a panic, covering my ass to prevent it from going light, and trying my best to dodge in case his scythe cut my round ass into a smooth bench, but the ghost scorpion seemed to be more and more easy to attack, the sickle in my hand was horizontally and vertically bent and hooked, all kinds of postures, casually, ya, it seems that this guy wants to use the knife as a pen to practice words on my ass, and the special writing is still wild grass!
"Haha, you can't escape!" The ghost scorpion laughed proudly and swung a dozen knives in a row.
I was already covered in hot and cold sweat, clutching my buttocks, desperately trying to escape, like a stray dog being chased.
At this time, I looked ahead and saw a black wall in front of me, and I quickly braked to avoid hitting the wall.
Turning around, the ghost scorpion also stopped, holding the scythe in his hand, and a cruel and weird smile appeared on his face.
"Run, I'll see where you run!" The ghost scorpion squeezed these words out from between his teeth.
I couldn't help but smile bitterly, hehe, and said: "That, the ghost scorpion, right, if you have something to say, it's not our civilized people's style to dance knives and guns......"
"I hate civilized people the most!" The ghost scorpion cursed.
I turned pale and smiled a few times, it seems that it is a matter of minutes to be chopped into meat sauce......