Chapter 3 The blue cat is naughty with three thousand left
At this moment, this amber eye was flashing with a faint light, staring at Qu Nan without blinking.
Qu Nan was stunned, this look was so human, it made him doubt himself at the same time as he saw it - was it a cat on the other side? Did you read it wrong?
A man and a cat stared at each other in a daze, a hint of disdain in the cat's eyes, and turned to look at the other side.
Qu Nan looked at the black cat's line of sight, and he was so happy that he almost screamed - the fat monkey was sitting under the tree next to him, leaning against the trunk!
Qu Nan didn't think much about it, and ran over in three steps and two steps.
The fat monkey sat on the ground with his eyes closed, his back against the trunk of a tree, his face pale, his lips without a trace of blood, his forehead and neck were covered with dense beads of sweat, and his hair was already soaked with sweat in this dripping weather. It was wet, and the ends of my hair were knotted in locks, and the water was still dripping down.
Qu Nan grabbed the fat monkey's shoulder and shook it vigorously: "Fat monkey! Fat monkey, wake up! ”
The fat monkey's body swayed limply from side to side with his hands, and his eyes were still tightly closed.
"Smack!" A thick and hard hand hit the fat monkey's face, and the fat monkey screamed, and five red finger prints swollen on his face, and he woke up!
Qu Nan looked back in amazement!
A young man laughed and jumped proudly and clapped his hands, it was this hand just now that slapped the fat monkey hard and woke him up.
Where did this young man come from?
Why didn't you see him just now?
Qu Nan thought in horror, and happened to touch the eyes of the black cat, and there seemed to be a human emotion in the amber eyes, that is...... Pity?
The black cat tugged at its ears, flicked its tail, and walked away slowly. A few footprints in the shape of plum blossoms are stepped on in the snow.
The young man who beat the fat monkey was tall and strong, with an honest face, and a smile on his face that was a little silly no matter how he looked at it. Somehow, Qu Nan smelled a strange smell on him.
The young man ignored Qu Nan's inquiring gaze, clapped his hands happily and shouted, "This method is spiritual, right?" Every time I slept and didn't get up, that's what my dad called me......"
"......" Qu Nan was speechless, this kid looked stupid, but he took advantage of others twice, not only slapped the fat monkey, but also regarded himself as the fat monkey's father......
In any case, the fat monkey was woken up by the young man, and the top priority now is to find a hot place to dry the clothes, otherwise the fat monkey will inevitably have a serious illness.
After making it clear that the young man's home was in the village, the two decided to follow the young man to his house to warm up for a while before leaving.
Qu Nan and the young man supported the weak fat monkey left and right, chatting with each other:
"My name is Qu Nan, what is your name in the next life?"
"My name is Blue Cat Leftover." The young man chuckled: "Just call me Maoyu." ”
Blue cat leftovers?
Qu Nan knows that the older generation of people have this kind of exquisiteness, and give their children a cheap name, which is called what cats and dogs are left over to feed. But the surname Lan is called Mao Yu, are you sure that you are not affected by the blue cat's naughty three thousand questions?
Before he could say anything, the fat monkey already laughed weakly: "Dude, your name is so good, I almost heard the blue cat ask, hehe." ”
The blue cat didn't understand the meaning of the fat monkey at all, and nodded happily: "Yes, big brother, I also think my name is good, my daughter-in-law has said it, my name is so good!" What's your name, big brother? ”
Is that a nice name? It seems that the blue cat's remaining daughter-in-law is not very bright. The fat monkey snickered and said to the blue cat: "My name is Hou Wei, you can call me Brother Hou." ”
"You are stupid to me, Zhu Bajie is called Brother Monkey King!" The blue cat reluctantly shouted, "I'm going to call you Viagra!" ”
Viagra? The little blue pills?
Although the fat monkey and Qu Nan were scared enough just now, they were also amused by this simple and lovely young man.
Blue Cat's remaining home is in the east of the village, which is a small two-story western-style building rarely seen in the countryside.
Qu Nan and the fat monkey glanced at each other, and they couldn't see that this simple boy was still a rich master. A few people entered the house, and the blue cat Yu shouted upstairs: "Dad, come down, there are guests." ”
Qu Nan looked at the room.
Spacious floor-to-ceiling windows, snow-white walls, black marble coffee table polished, and a few fuchsia cloth sofas around the coffee table, the room is very clean.
A middle-aged man walked down the stairs, he looked at Qu Nan and the fat monkey, frowned and said to the blue cat left, "Where did you go early in the morning?" In the past few days, I have passed on the cattle and said that you are not allowed to go out, why are you still so disobedient? ”
Blue Maoyu seemed to be very afraid of middle-aged people, and he said with a bitter face: "Dad, I'm obedient, but I miss my daughter-in-law, I haven't seen her for a few days." ”
The middle-aged man's face changed, and he glared at the blue cat fiercely, and then a smile appeared on his face, and he smiled at Qu Nan and the fat monkey: "What are the two of you?" ”
Without waiting for the fat monkey to open his mouth, Qu Nan preemptively said: "We are from the magazine agency, come down to shoot the snow scene, pass by and come in to ask for a glass of water to drink, and meet the blue cat leftovers, he is very hospitable!" ”
Qu Nan's sycophants were just right.
The blue cat shouted happily: "Dad, they are my friends!" "He was very clever in carrying a thermos and looking for a teacup.
The expression on the middle-aged man's face relaxed, and he smiled and invited them to sit down.
The blue cat had already poured hot tea, and after a sip of hot tea, Qu Nan really came to his senses.
He looked at the middle-aged man opposite: "Uncle, I just heard from you that there are cattle in the village?" How can cattle be passed on in this great winter? What kind of animals are you preaching?"
Cattle is a local vernacular, which means that there is an animal plague. The common people can't call those awkward names, so they summarize it in a local dialect, passing chickens is chicken plague, passing sheep is sheep plague, and so on.
The middle-aged man sighed: "I don't know wow, this plague is very bad, it is not like the previous one, and all kinds of livestock in the village are dying." Even the sparrows in the trees fell one by one. My stupid son is not very bright, and he told him not to go out, he was worried about his daughter-in-law, and he had to go and see it. ”
Dare to love that this is the home where the blue cat left his father, and the home where the blue cat is left is still elsewhere?
The blue cat sitting on the side was not happy, he pouted: "I'm afraid that my daughter-in-law is afraid, go and accompany her, she is alone in the west of the village and no one cares, how pitiful?!" ”
The middle-aged man's face changed greatly, and he shouted: "Fart!" Get upstairs! ”
Being scolded like this, the blue cat's remaining big eyes were full of tears, aggrieved, and went upstairs step by step.
Qu Nan and the fat monkey looked at each other, both of them were embarrassed - it seemed that the arrival of the two of them had affected the family atmosphere of others?
The two smiled apologetically, Qu Nan drank the tea in the toast, and said with a polite smile: "Excuse me Uncle Lan, it's time for us to go." ”
"You're welcome, just call me Lao Lan, I think you misunderstood," a painful look appeared on Lao Lan's face: "My son is not very bright," he lowered his head in pain: "Actually, his IQ is very problematic, and the people in the village call him Lan Fool."