Chapter 186: The Tiger Exits
Seeing that Wei Ergou was so informal, the ferocity on his face suddenly decreased a lot, and the big man who was robbed of the wine bowl by Wei Ergou looked at Wei Ergou and said with a smile: "Can you still drink?" ”
Wei Ergou went down with a bowl of wine, the alcohol addiction had been hooked out, and when he saw the big man looking at him with a smile, he didn't seem to be going to turn his face and make trouble, so he couldn't help laughing: "As long as you don't feel distressed, it's okay to drink another three or five bowls, hehe"
The big man nodded and said with a smile: "As long as you can drink it, the wine is enough, you can drink it and let our family take a look, hehe"
After that, the big man held up the huge wine jar with one hand, and he didn't see how the wine jar tilted, and a stream of wine poured into the bowl without spilling a drop at all.
Yang Yi saw that the big man was also a temperamental, but he had a bit of the cool and hospitable style of the prairie man, so he was not polite, picked up the wine bowl, and drank it all.
In this way, Wei Ergou did 3 or three bowls in a row, which was a little bit up, and when he saw that the big man was going to pour wine for himself, the wine was surging, and he was naughty, so he pointed at the big man and smiled: "I said, this person doesn't drink, two people don't gamble, I always drink alone, it's boring, what, let's drink together, and then the whole small game, whoever loses drinks a bowl, without playing Lai, whoever plays Lai is a grandson, what's the matter?" ”
What about those two big men? Ergou's proposal was very interested, so he looked at Wei Ergou playfully and said: "It's up to you, but I don't know what you want to do with the wine order, let's say okay first, like those sour literati who fake vinegar, what kind of poems to sing and sing, but we don't come, it's too sour, and even the wine is disturbed." ”
"You just want to fix that, I have to know it," Wei Ergou laughed and said, "What, let's be straightforward, will the little bee?" What about tigers, bugs, sticks, chickens? Rock, scissors, paper? Ten, fifteen, twenty? Won't either? I'm grass, then what will you do, yes, I can't afford to be angry with you, so, see it, let's guess the stones, this will always be, right? ”
Wei Ergou said a series of kinds of boxing that he often played, but the two big men shook their heads vigorously as if they could Parkinson's, and Wei Ergou completely lost his temper.
This trick also suited the temper of the two lazy big men, so he nodded and agreed, so Wei Ergou picked up a handful of small stones from the ground and put them in the empty wine bowl, and the three of them sat around on the mat, Wei Ergou sprinkled the stones on the mat, casually buckled some of the stones with the wine bowl, looked at the two big men and asked, "Is it single or double?" ”
One of the big men took a look at the wine bowl, stretched out two fingers to his eyebrows, and was about to open his yin and yang eyes, when he was slapped in the face by another big man, and shouted: "You are so shameless, how can you make magical powers when you drink, and spread it out, how can our brother save face?" Just guess. ”
The big man was beaten, but he was not angry, he just put down his fingers, looked at the wine bowl intently, woke up for a while, and said hesitantly: "Single, single, it's single." ”
"If you say it's single, then I can only say it's double." Wei Ergou smiled, opened the bowl, and moved the stones one by one, and in the end only one stone remained.
The big man laughed, Wei Ergou was willing to gamble and lose, tilted his neck, drank a night's wine, and then continued to guess odds and doubles with the big man.
However, from this one, Wei Ergou guessed correctly, the big man drank bowl after bowl, and soon he was drunk and overwhelmed, so he had to look at the other big man and said vaguely: "That, it's time for you to come, let's go to sleep first!" ”
The big man saw that Wei Ergou had won several times in a row, and his heart was also a little uneven, so he pushed the big man away, sat opposite Wei Ergou, and continued to be single and double with Wei Ergou.
Wei Ergou was almost drunk, seeing that the two big men were drinking with their chests and backs bare, their eyes were foggy, and he was also top-heavy, hot and dry, he couldn't help but tear open his clothes, and laughed: "My grass, I drank so happily today, what, you two friends are very particular about drinking, don't cheat, I like it, hey, what's your name, let's get to know each other, when you have the opportunity to come to my house, I invite you to drink the special Moutai, don't make your wine, what's the matter?" ”
Seeing that Wei Ergou really had a straightforward temperament, the two big men couldn't help but smile at each other, looked at Wei Ergou and blinked, and said with a smile: "Your little brother is not big, the amount of wine is not small, and his temperament is also very suitable for our brother's temper......
After speaking, the two big men let out a long roar, and the figure flickered, Wei Ergou felt a flower in front of him, and the two big men were already standing in the open space outside the pavilion, and then, the two big men seemed to be stumbling under their feet, but they swept back and forth in a very orderly manner, and their hands were fists, and they got up under their feet, urging their hips with their legs, urging their shoulders with their hips, urging their arms with their shoulders, and urging their fingers with their arms.
That set of boxing is extremely weird, the steps under the feet are reversed back and forth, it seems to be a drunken fist, but the hands are ever-changing, and the steps under the feet are also drawn one circle after another, which seems to imitate the pictogram boxing of animals, and is more like the chapter of Tai Chi Bagua.
Seeing that Wei Ergou knew the goods so well, the two big men flew up, and pulled Wei Ergou to the open space outside, and the two big men reached out and grabbed Wei Ergou's limbs, as if dancing, and took Wei Ergou to fight that strange set of boxing techniques.
Wei Ergou was first led by the two big men, leaning forward and pulling his hips, but after a while, Wei Ergou felt that with the dance of his limbs, the spirits in his body were like mercury pouring out of the ground, flowing through his whole body along his meridians, and in an instant, Wei Ergou felt that his body was full of true qi, and the spiritual heat in his body was like fire, and he couldn't help but shout, his arms shook, and he threw the two big men like scarecrows effortlessly.
The sturdy bodies of the two big men flew out horizontally, and the two loud noises of "click" and "click" came, which actually broke two of the four thick wooden pillars that supported the square pavilion, and half of the pavilion collapsed, burying the two big men in the messy grass and broken wood.
Wei Ergou was startled, realizing that he had hurt the two big men who were kind enough to invite him to drink and teach him this set of weird boxing techniques, so he hurriedly closed his momentum and ran over, lifted the messy grass and broken trees, and saw the two big men jumping out of it laughing, looking at Wei Ergou with joy in his eyes and laughing: "Your doll is really born with different bones, our brothers have been here for hundreds of years, and those dolls who are waiting for us are either scared to pee their pants when they see us, or they can't drink enough, and they can't practice this clumsy fire fist, I didn't expect to wait for your skeletal doll today, that Lao Li's pair of mouse eyes finally sent back to the city, and it was not in vain that we waited for hundreds of years, it's just that, the time has come, you should also go back, by the way, I will give you a gadget, which can be used in the future. ”
After speaking, one of the big men raised his hand and threw a delicate small gourd to Wei Ergou, Wei Ergou reached out to catch it, unscrewed the lid of the gourd, and a refreshing aroma of wine came to his nose, and he couldn't help smacking his lips with joy.
Seeing that Wei Ergou was overjoyed, the two big men laughed and said: "Doll, the wine in this gourd is closely related to your cultivation, if you cultivate diligently, the wine in the gourd will be endless, which can help you improve your mana, subdue demons and eliminate demons, go, go......"
"What, thank you, by the way, you invited me to drink and gave me gifts, why don't I have to say it, what, I don't have anything on me, or you leave a phone number, I'll contact you to have another big drink or something."
The words of the two big men to Wei Ergou were in the clouds, and they didn't say much, as soon as they turned around, they turned into two colorful tigers, jumped into the darkness, and disappeared without a trace after a few moves.
Wei Ergou was surprised, there was a loud sound, the ground suddenly collapsed, and he fell into the endless abyss in an instant, still holding on to the gourd in his hand and refusing to let go......
At this time, Wei Ergou's body sitting in the cave was full of wine, and there were faint blue flames around his body, and as soon as those scattered snowflakes touched Wei Ergou's body, they turned into crystal dew drops and wet his clothes.
Uncle Li opened his eyes slightly, looked at the body of Wei Ergou who was sitting still, the corners of his mouth curled, and he smiled slightly.
After laughing, Uncle Li slowly moved his gaze to Liu Ruoxue, who was dressed in a plain white robe, with a shawl for her hair, like a lotus Guanyin, and her face showed a hint of melancholy. At this time, Liu Ruoxue seemed to be an old monk who had settled down, and she was deaf to all the troubles of the outside world.
However, the truth is by no means as quiet and carefree as it seems, which is why Uncle Li's face is gloomy.
Let's say that after Liu Ruoxue entered the meditative state, she felt that she was in a hundred gardens of purple and red, brilliant sunset, with all kinds of flowers adorning the branches, competing for beauty, it was a strange fragrance attacking people, and it was beautiful.
Liu Ruoxue is the demon of peach wood, and she has an intimate feeling similar to that of a sister for these flowers, so when she saw those flowers, she couldn't help but lean down, close her eyes and smell its fragrance, and her heart rippled with warmth.
When I was in a daze, I heard a coquettish reprimand: "What kind of demon is the wicked, he actually trespassed into the immortal mansion and polluted my flower garden, and he still didn't restrain his hands and ambush him!" ”
Liu Ruoxue was startled, and when she raised her eyes, she saw that among the flowers, a ten-year-old woman with a beaded crown on her head, wearing a python suit, a sheep fat jade belt hanging from her waist, a Xiangfei-colored Gu embroidered rich loose flower skirt, and a pair of red deerskin satin embroidered small boots, a pink face, and apricot eyes and peach cheeks were looking at herself heroically and shouting.