Chapter 508: Lu Laoxian

Gong Yan's face was slightly red, she nodded approvingly, turned her head to look at Brother Mu, and glared at him secretly.

"What touch the claws?! You know a! "Lu Laoxian" scolded, "If you can't believe this immortal, you will leave, and this immortal will just be idle!" That being said, "Lu Laoxian" still stared at Gong Yan, his eyes kept rolling under her body, and he couldn't hide the bursts of lewd light.

Brother Mu saw the expression of "Lu Laoxian", sneered in his heart, and sighed again: "Alas, forget it, sister, let's go, wait until you go back and ask our 'Xue Daogu' on the mountain to show you, this old man wants to touch your body, brother can't bear it-"

After speaking, Mu Gezhen took Gong Yan's arm and wanted to go out.

"Wait, wait-" Lu Laoxian hurriedly shouted, he slapped the table with his hand, sighed, and said: "It's okay, whoever makes me just can't see others suffer, okay, sit down, I want to think of other tricks-"

"Lu Laoxian" sat down decently this time, he first asked Gong Yan's birthday, and then asked Brother Mu's birthday again, and finally closed his eyes, shook his head and calculated for a while, and when he opened his eyes again, his face was already very panicked, and he slapped his thigh and shouted: "Oh yes - the girl's eight characters are not good!" ”

"Why isn't it good?" Brother Mu said "surprised".

"Dare to ask?!" "Lu Laoxian" glared at Brother Mu, "It's a good girl, but I've been delayed by you, who is a brother!" ”

"Huh? I-" Brother Mu is even more curious.

"The girl was born in the yin year and the moon in the yin year, and you landed in the yang year and the moon and the yang time, she is all yin, pure water life, you are the extreme yang, prosperous fire life, you are a yin and a yang, a water and a fire. Yin and yang are not in harmony, and water and fire cannot be blended! "Lu Laoxian" shook his head and sighed.

"Immortals, immortals mean—" Brother Mu asked.

"You can't make a family if you fight each other—" Lu Laoxian frowned.

"Huh?! This, this-" Brother Mu was shocked and "dumbfounded".

"This is quite light - your lonely life will be considered a good fruit, if it goes on for a long time, I am afraid - I am afraid that I will not be able to save my life! Miserable, miserable-" "Lu Laoxian" was full of "sadness".

Brother Mu was "frightened" and trembled, and hurriedly bent over to "Lu Laoxian" and shouted: "Immortals help." Please do the immortal method to break the disaster-"

"Lu Laoxian" first shook his head, saying that this broken double evil is against the taboo of heaven, and if he doesn't get it right, he will suffer the curse of heaven, so that he can't die well, and then saw Brother Mu and Gong Yan begging and pleading, so he almost knelt down and kowtowed, "Lu Laoxian" sighed heavily and said: "Okay, okay, God has the virtue of a good life." I hope you can understand my good intentions to save people, but you can listen well, and when I cast the spell, you will have to do what I say. If you make a mistake, not only will you lose all your efforts, but you are more likely to be eaten by spells and lose your little life—"

Brother Mu and Gong Yan hurriedly nodded like pounded garlic. But in my heart, I was thinking, "Hmph, it's finally here."

"Lu Laoxian" took two small bowls from the stove behind him and scooped two scoops of water in a dirty cauldron. Poured into the bowl respectively, put the bowl on the table, and touched it in his arms for a long time, took out two pieces of yellow rune paper, and recited a long spell with a rattle, the rune paper was ignited, and it was almost burned before it was thrown into the bowl, but the rune paper did not extinguish when it met the water, and it turned into ashes and sank to the bottom of the bowl, he took up a small square wooden box from under the table, lifted the lid and took out two black pills from it, and found that Brother Mu seemed to be looking at it with his neck stretched, "Lu Laoxian" looked a little displeased, hurriedly closed the lid, reached out and handed it forward, and said, "Eat, One for each person—"

"Immortal, this—this is—" Brother Mu hesitated a little.

"You talk a lot of nonsense, this is called 'Life Repair Pill', eat it, you can change your numerology, and you don't have to worry about water and fire in the future, eat it quickly, and go home to live when you're done!" "Lu Laoxian" urged.

"Hey, that's a good idea! Girl, eat fast, eat fast! Brother Mu said in surprise, glanced at Gong Yan, grabbed a pill, and threw it into his mouth.

Gong Yan nodded, also pinched the pill, and gently put it in her mouth.

"And this-" Lu Laoxian's eyes had already begun to glow, and he hurriedly pushed the two small bowls in front of the two of them, "Use this talisman to go down, you can get twice the result with half the effort, and ensure that you will be safe and sound for the rest of your life!" ”

"Good! Let's drink-" Brother Mu picked up a bowl and said to Gong Yan with a smile: "Come, girl, touch it well, let's do it in one bite!" "Drink it all at once. Gong Yan nodded again, drank it too, and then wiped her mouth with a handkerchief.

The appearance of the village girl is quite pretentious-"Lu Laoxian" looked at Gong Yan wiping her lips lightly, her brows frowned slightly, the light in her eyes became brighter, he rubbed his palms vigorously, and his face was full of joy.

"Immortal, this is your reward-" Brother Mu put a pile of them on the table, and said with joy on his face: "If it's over here, our brothers and sisters will leave!" ”

"Don't worry-" Lu Laoxian stopped Brother Mu with a smile on his face, "Wait, wait-"

"Wait? What are you waiting for?! Yes? - As soon as Brother Mu said a word, his body shook, and he barely stood still holding on to the table.

"Is your head a little dizzy?" "Lu Laoxian" narrowed his eyes slightly, and asked Brother Mu with an evil smile.

"Hmmm! Dizzy! Confused! Brother Mu's body shook a few more times, and Gong Yan hurriedly held Brother Mu's hand and asked anxiously, "Brother, what's wrong with you, you?" She tried to stand up, but her feet went limp, and she sat back down, "I, I'm some—"

"You too, don't you?" "Lu Laoxian" laughed, stood up, and slowly walked around from behind the desk, "Yes, this is the moment I was waiting for!" ”

This is the moment I was waiting for! Gong Yan sneered in her heart.

"Lu Laoxian" didn't come directly to the two of them, he walked to a corner of the house, opened two wall tiles, and carefully took out a thick notebook from inside, he walked to Gong Yan, gently opened the book, and said with a smile: "What's your name?" Oh, forget it, let's remember it as a 'village girl', like you dressed so rustic, and so peugeot, it's the first time I've encountered it, hehe, the taste is definitely not bad, hehehe-" "Lu Laoxian" laughed lewdly, completely without the restraint just now.

"Immortals, immortals, what are you, what are you going to do?" Brother Mu asked "panicked".

"Of course it's a good deed-" "Lu Laoxian" approached Gong Yan and stared at her eyes with squinting eyes, "Aren't you unable to get married, then I'll help you, you're still a yellow flower girl, this fairy likes it, this fairy marries you, let you taste it too-"

"You, you—you can't do that!" Brother Mu's face was flushed, and he couldn't finish his speech.

"Hehe, you have eaten the elixir of this immortal, and this immortal can do whatever he wants!" "Lu Laoxian" said with a smile, reaching out to touch Gong Yan's face, "Come, girl, let Ben Xian slip first-"

Gong Yan's face was full of shame and anger, and she leaned on Brother Mu, and finally dodged.

"Wow! It's quite reserved-" "Lu Laoxian" took his hand back and licked his lips, "Don't be in a hurry, there's still enough time--see how long you can last!" ”

"Y-What the hell are you giving us to eat?" Gong Yan said angrily.

"Good stuff!" "Lu Laoxian" laughed, looked at the two people who seemed to be getting weaker and weaker, he crooked his mouth and said, "Okay, anyway, you have to be honest and at my mercy, and I'll let you understand for a while-" He put the small wooden box on the table and said with a smile: "The real name of this pill is 'Joy and Forgetfulness Pill', I personally named and refined it myself, and the effect is - hehe, that's wonderful!" ”

"Sister, it's not a good thing to hear the name of this medicine, we seem to have been fooled-" Brother Mu said sadly.

"No, no, it's amazing! Coupled with the aphrodisiac 'Fu Shui', it is even more able-" "Lu Laoxian" caressed the small wooden box lovingly, "It can make people empathize with me and don't fall in love, and die for me, as long as I say east, you don't dare to go west, I say go to bed, you won't go to the ground, I say take off your clothes-hey, I didn't say you, stop me-" Lu Laoxian glared at Brother Mu, who had already unbuttoned his clothes and smiled stupidly at him.

"See, girl, your brother's medicinal properties are faster than yours, but Ben Xian is not interested in men, as for you-tsk-" Lu Laoxian smiled and stretched out his hand again, Gong Yan struggled to dodge, and asked, "Just now, I saw two people outside the door, he, they also-"

"That's right! That's how it works! I lied to him and said that his daughter-in-law was ghosted, and she could see it after taking medicine and drinking water, so hehe, little girl, look at your fine skin and tender meat, your brother must be very fond of you, and he is usually reluctant to let you work in the field, don't worry, I will hurt you well later, and I won't let you hurt -" "Lu Laoxian" put his face forward after speaking, Gong Yan hid back in annoyance, "Lu Laoxian" was a little impatient, and shouted: "Hmph, little girl, you don't have to be wronged, You must know that there are hundreds of women who have played with this fairy, including middle school students, college students, poor women, and noble ladies with thousands of dollars, and being sisters with them is worth it to you, a little village girl-"

Gong Yan's anger skyrocketed, and she just wanted to speak, but she hesitated for a moment, forcibly suppressed her anger, and listened to "Lu Laoxian" continue to say: "Okay, close your eyes, the medicine will come up soon, I didn't expect you to hold on for so long, we have to hurry, wait for that mother-in-law to come, and I don't know how long it will be delayed!" ”

"You, you still have-" Gong Yan was shocked, and wanted to say, "There are also accomplices", but she immediately reacted and asked, "You, you are more than one person?" (To be continued......)