Chapter 49: The Donkey Playing the Guitar
I had a faint sense of danger. Didn't the iron donkey say the same? Let's improvise, and I think the most important thing we should do right now is to run away.
I hurriedly dragged Yin Yin and urged, "The wind is tight, and it is pulling." ”
Yin Yin was not as pessimistic as me, she was still laughed at by me, and said, "Brother Leng, we are policemen and not bandits, and we are still talking nonsense?" Don't be discouraged, let's go, go and see! ”
With that, she got out of the car again and let the taxi slowly pull over to the van, and in the meantime she threw the gun at me.
To be honest, I'm not familiar with guns, but I can use them, I hold the gun and stare at the van.
We drove slowly all the way, the van still didn't respond, and finally Yin Yin parked the rental next to me and gave me a look, which meant that I shouted.
I wanted to roll the window down, but again, the window glass leaked two holes, so why not take advantage of it?
I poked my gun out of one hole, pointed at the van, and put my mouth on top of another.
I opened my throat and shouted, "We're the police, everyone inside comes out, or I'll shoot." ”
There's nothing wrong with my shouting, especially since it's the first time I've done this kind of thing, it's good to be able to do this, but my act of sticking to the glass is a bit thunderous, and Yin Yin's cough is a reminder.
I don't care. I waited like this for half a minute, and I saw that no one would pay attention to me. Now I can't hold my face anymore.
I scolded angrily, and I thought about it, but they didn't make any moves, and I really shot a strong shot. But this time, as soon as I finished speaking, one of the windows of the van fell, and a large pipe protruded from it.
I didn't understand it, because this thing is like a washing machine drain. I'm still wondering, what kind of plane are the people in it doing?
Yin Yin knew the goods, and such a calm person as she was suddenly frightened, and immediately drove away.
I didn't expect this to be stumbling by the way. But before I could ask, the tube reacted. There was a whew, and a puff of fire erupted from inside.
The fire was so fierce that it even looked like a dragon. I see, what the is this washing machine pipe, it's clearly a flamethrower.
And it spewed out all the oil that happened to the back half of the taxi. Don't look at the incendiary objects, but the fire has also started all at once.
I didn't even have the idea of capturing the enemy, I just had a thought in my heart, it's broken, our car is on fire.
When I first joined the Force, I had a thought, how did I die in my life? Is it a natural death? Died? Or was he killed in the line of duty?
I even thought about what it would be like if I died in the line of duty, killed by a murderer? Or killed by bullets? But who would have thought of today's scene, and even exaggeratedly said that he was very likely to become a "roast suckling pig".
Yin Yin was driving and trying to comfort me, saying that she drove like this first, and used the speed of the car to see if she could drag us to a mental hospital.
I wished it would be like this, and I couldn't stop praying in my heart. But the car didn't run out for long, Yin Yin saw what was coming, shouted a bad word, braked suddenly, and beckoned me to evacuate quickly.
Like her, I jumped out of the car without waiting for it to stop, and we converged and rushed to the side of the road.
I've experienced what it's like to be in a collision with death. We rushed, and the taxi slammed and the gas tank blew up.
Yinyin and I were so frightened that we rushed to the ground, afraid of being injured by the air currents and flying debris. It took me a while before I dared to turn my head and look.
The taxi was completely scrapped, and the door of the enemy's chartered car was opened, and * people jumped out of it.
There are three people in front of them holding a large shield. This shield is completely transparent, as I know, a kind of bulletproof shield. Behind them, everyone else, with a flamethrower and a large jar on their backs.
I also saw the pulsatilla, he was almost like a blood gourd, and he joined the ranks, and he was also holding the fire-breathing thing.
I was speechless, I wanted the Emperor to come over quickly. Looking at it now, what's the use of him coming? The bunch of rats he raised was not enough for people to roast on fire.
These people were very organized, kept in formation, and chased after us.
Yin Yin and I can't just wait where we are, right? I analyzed that we now only have two ways to go, either to fight hard and run to Wufu Psychiatric Hospital and find an iron donkey, or to find a way to steal the jeep back and drive away.
I would have preferred to avoid the enemy and steal the car, or else lead them to a mental hospital, where their flamethrowers would have to kill a lot of innocent people.
But before I could figure it out, an enemy spewed fire into the sky. He just wanted to scare us, but I was sensitized by the fire.
I thought to myself, what kind of car are you stealing? Run for your life early. I grabbed Yin Yin and ran downhill with a whizz.
If you calculate the distance, it's not close to Wufu from here, and even if you run down normally, you will have to tire me half to death, but I don't care about the distance.
I was quite optimistic, because Yin Yin and I were lightly armed, and the enemy was carrying clumsy equipment, and it would be a shame that I couldn't win.
But we're really ashamed. These enemies were too strong, and in the end, some people shouted the slogan of one, two, one, and rushed forward as if they had been drugged.
It only took a minute to run, and the gang slowly approached, and someone took advantage of the time to shoot a fire at the two of us.
It was so dangerous, it almost burned my ass.
Yin Yin's gun was still on his body, and this gun was not a threat to the bulletproof shield, so Yin Yin had no choice but to shoot at the bulletproof shield in order to be able to hold off the enemy for a while.
In addition to the bullets in the gun, Yin Yin also carried two magazines. We're a loser, and we've wasted all these bullets.
And when the bullets were fired, the two of us really got the distance back, but as soon as the bullets ran out, I had a headache, and I don't know what to do next? To be more pessimistic, the enemy will know that Yin Yin has no bullets, and they don't need to raise their shields, so they can run faster.
I'm a little discouraged, and I'm subconsciously thinking that I'm going to let the enemy catch me for a while? Or was it a heroic martyr who committed suicide ahead of schedule?
Just then, there was a creaking sound in the grass beside me.
I was already very sensitive, but now I was even more frightened, and Yin Yin and I both turned our heads to look and found a large mouse coming out from under a bush.
This rat is the same size as a rabbit, and it is the emperor's rat army.
The rat was very funny, and suddenly stood up and punched at the two of us. I was stunned, and I said in my heart, what is this funny rat for? Isn't it enough to take rats to pump your brain?
Yin Yin understood a little and said to me, "Is it leading the way?" ”
The big mouse really cooperated, and it stopped talking, turned around, and swished into the distance.
There are groves in the distance. I realized that Yin Yin's analysis made sense, and neither of us said anything, so we all followed.
We ran in front, and the enemy went into the woods to chase behind, and they became more and more flamboyant, and several of them began to sneer at the surroundings.
There will be fires in several places in this woods very soon, and now that the wind is light, I guess that by tomorrow morning, there will be a big fire here.
But I'm not a firefighter, and I don't have the energy to put out fires or anything.
In addition, I found that when I entered the forest, the advantage between me and Yin Yin came, the road here is not easy to walk, the enemy can't run away, and I am reluctant to lose the flamethrower.
This gave me peace of mind for a while. After a quarter of an hour, I was drenched in sweat, and we came to the edge of the woods, where a brick house appeared.
At first glance, this kind of house is for the forest keepers, but now the forest keepers are not there.
In front of the house lay a stone table and several stone benches, on which squatted an acquaintance of mine, the Iron Donkey.
This kid is quite laid-back, with a plate of meat and a bottle of roast knives on the table, and he is pouring himself a drink.
I think of the ancient knights played on TV, they love to do this, but the iron donkey was born without the appearance of a knight, he is a little fat, squatting like this, curled up, looking like a big meat ball.
I saw that he was so leisurely, and I was happy for no reason, and I felt that he must have a way to retreat from the enemy.
Yin Yin and I were not so tired, so we ran over with all our strength and sat on the stone bench. I'm a little hungry now, but I'm not in the mood, otherwise I would have been able to compete with the iron donkey for meat.
I just took a few deep breaths and looked into the distance, the enemy was a few hundred meters away, I couldn't see them, but someone breathed fire, and the flames leaked out of their target.
I asked the iron donkey, "What will you do later?" The enemies are all hard stubble, and they have flamethrowers. ”
The iron donkey snorted, waved his hand, and said, "Don't worry about it so much, just rest well." ”
He was going to drink again. I stopped doing it, and my heart said when was this, and he still had this leisure?
I snatched the wine bottle and emphasized, "Brother Donkey! The enemy has flamethrowers! Do you understand? ”
The iron donkey's hand was empty, he looked at his palm with a little regret, and said, "Isn't it okay for me to take a sip and talk about business?" ”
Then he looked into the distance, sat down on the stool again, and took out a long box from under the stone table.
When I look at the shape of the box, it's clearly a guitar. The iron donkey patted the box very confidently and replied to me, "See?" With it, I can get the enemy to cry dad and call mother. ”
I don't know how Yin Yin felt when he heard this, anyway, I was about to cry, and I said that I would use a jeep to scare the enemy away? Zhuge Liang has done it since ancient times, but it was an empty city plan, and the fraud succeeded.
We are now only next to a brick house, there are no ambushes around, even if you are short-sighted, you can see it, how can you deceive the enemy?
But by the way, I thought of another possibility, turned my head to look at the brick house, and suddenly said, "Brother Donkey, what do you mean, there are people in ambush here?" ”
The iron donkey looked at me inexplicably, and said how is it possible, there are only three of us living people here!
I was completely confused, and I didn't know what medicine was sold in this old donkey's gourd