Chapter 23: Absurdity
"Jarvis, lock the parking lot at West Industries." Zhou Shaolong, who was flying at high speed in the air, said, Dididi, the parking lot of West Industries was displayed on the screen, "West Industries, let's end it." There was a loud bang, and the door of the parking lot of Weiss Industrial was blasted open, and at the same time, other places in the Weiss Industrial Factory were hit by Zhou Shaolong's rattlesnake missiles, remembering a loud noise, the workers fled in all directions, and no one paid attention to a person wearing a red and gold carved dragon armor who entered the parking lot.
Zhou Shaolong looked at the parking lot, sighed, and said regrettably, "There is no one, it's a pity that I have such a handsome way to appear, forget it, start work." Zhou Shaolong said and waved his hand, and Qingtian and Zeus were all released, "Zeus, Qingtian, these military vehicles, all of them have become Transformers for me." ”
"Yes, master." Zeus and Optimus said at the same time. Click, click, the parking lot is very large, there are at least two thousand cars parked in it, it looks like a big deal, Zeus and Qingtian are standing in front of these cars, the source of fire slowly flies out, suspended above these cars, a burst of blue light swayed on the bodies of these military vehicles, nearly a thousand military vehicles began to shake at the same time, click, click, nearly a thousand military vehicles deformed at the same time, three meters high garage-like these Transformers can't stand up at all, all Transformers are bent over.
It was a very spectacular scene, but when I bent over like this, it looked very joyful. Zhou Shaolong slapped his head, and speechlessly put them into the Rubik's Cube space, counting the number of people, two thousand Transformers. Zhou Shaolong nodded, two thousand transformers. It's a very powerful force. A whirlwind, an intermediate-level warrior, can single-handedly take on a military base with a garrison of nearly 10,000 troops, and now there are two thousand people, all of whom are intermediate-level warriors, and it is conceivable that it is not far from ruling the earth.
But there is only the army, and there is still a bit of a loss, if people fly in the sky. The army can't fight. Therefore, there must be an air force, although the air force also has it, that is, the fifteen combat helicopters just now. I thought about it. It's a bit of a no-brainer. Put away Zeus and Optimus. Zhou Shaolong hit the road again. This time, the target was an air base. Left the chaotic Wyss Arsenal. Zhou Shaolong flew at high speed all the way, and soon came to the sky above the air base, and the stealth system of the Yanlong suit was very advanced. Just flew directly into the air base, and the radar in the base did not react at all.
In the command stand of the air base, "Colonel Rogge, look, there are a lot of military vehicles on the airfield. A technician said, pointing out of the console. The base commander, Colonel Rogge, looked at the technician's finger, didn't he? Thousands of military vehicles drove into the airport runway in turn, lined up in turn, "What's going on, how did they get in?" Colonel Rogge asked.
Colonel Rogge turned his head to look at his men around him, "When did they enter the base?" Do you see that? Everyone shook their heads, "Colonel, they appeared out of nowhere, and the base's surveillance system didn't spot them. Colonel Rogge nodded and shouted violently, "Fake, that's an enemy attack. ”
Everyone's face changed, someone rang the alarm the moment they heard the enemy attack, Lila Lila, the piercing alarm instantly resounded throughout the base, and the soldiers in the barracks rushed out with guns, but after coming out, they looked at the empty airfield, they were dumbfounded, and looked around blankly, no one, where is the enemy?
Colonel Rogge clapped his hands hatefully and shouted into the radio, "The enemy is in the car." "As soon as the soldiers heard the radio, they all pointed their weapons at the car, tens of thousands of soldiers, each with a submachine rifle, a car, four doors, all standing with one person." Listen, people in the car, you are surrounded, please get out of the car quickly, or you will lose your lives. ”
After Colonel Rogge finished shouting, there was silence at the airfield, and suddenly, all the cars began to shake violently, "Shoot." Colonel Rogge saw that something was wrong and yelled loudly. The sound of crackling and firing tens of thousands of guns instantly resounded on the runway of the airport in Nuoda.
The powerful Transformers can actually be hurt by ordinary muskets, all the Transformers have been transformed in the past two thousand, and the anti-aircraft machine guns have fired a fierce shot at the surroundings, and all the soldiers have fallen to the ground after being hit. Two thousand transformers, two thousand high-speed machine guns, and tens of thousands of soldiers were solved in an instant. Looking at this scene, Zhou Shaolong had to admit that the anesthetic bullet was just good.
No matter where it hits, it gets into the flesh anyway, and it will faint immediately. Zhou Shaolong's heart is a little soft, for innocent lives, he can't be ruthless, unless it is an enemy, the purpose of this trip is to establish an air force corps, there should be a lot of planes in the air base, and this air base is also a large air base, equipped with fighters of high quality. Zeus Qingtian instantly dispatched and led his men to rush into the hangar, and the planes inside soon became a member of Zhou Shaolong's air force corps.
The rest is the navy, but Zhou Shaolong doesn't have the heart to run and play, the matter of dominating the earth is still left to his subordinates, and his own leader only needs to enjoy it in the back, the source of fire is handed over to Zeus and Optimus, the whole world, the sky is turning, anyway, as long as it is a fighter, a military vehicle, a tank, a battleship, a submarine, or even an aircraft carrier, anyway, it is an advanced machine, you will change it for me. All of them have become Transformers, and the military power of the whole world is in my hands, so what am I afraid of?
"Jarvis, contact Tony and see where he plays?" After Qingtian and Zeus left, Zhou Shaolong put away all the military vehicles and fighters and said. "Sir, Mr. Tony's e-butler told me that they are now in the Maldives enjoying the beauty of the sun and sand."
When Zhou Shaolong heard this, he shook his head speechlessly, look, this is the gap, people want to enjoy it with their own women, but they want to dominate the world, forget it, they just want to relax, think about their promises, and take their women to have a good time, this is a promise for a long time.
"Butler, tell the ladies that they will be visiting the Aegean Sea for a day, and get them ready." Zhou Shaolong said. "Yes, sir." The butler said. After a moment, Zhou Shaolong's manor was full of cheers, all of which were extremely gorgeous. The women who are so beautiful that they are wearing bikinis, the jade body is delicate, the pink skin is matched with the eye-catching bikini, the temptation of dressing up is very, Zhou Shaolong is hot and abnormal, looking at the dress of his lovers, he suddenly regretted it.
The Aegean Sea is located between the Greek Peninsula and the Asia Minor Peninsula, and it didn't take long for Zhou Shaolong to arrive in the Yanlong suit. The Aegean Sea is a famous tourist destination, and there are so many tourists here that you can't find a beach that is sparsely populated. Came to the island of love.
Aegena is the closest island to Athens, and it only takes an hour and a half to sail by boat, and of course, Zhou Shaolong only flew a few minutes to get there. Look at the beautiful scenery of the island of love. Zhou Shaolong was relaxed for a while. Enjoying the drunken sea breeze, he commanded, "Butler." The space simulation system scans here, and next to the manor I want is this island of love. The housekeeper received Zhou Shaolong's order, and turned on the space simulation system as instructed, scanning with Zhou Shaolong's eyes at three hundred and sixty degrees without dead ends. Soon, next to Zhou Shaolong's manor became a vast ocean, an island floating in the sea, the beautiful and charming scenery is so fascinating, more than a dozen beauties in bikinis screamed and rushed to the sea, Zhou Shaolong was reluctant to let his woman be eaten tofu by strangers, so he had to play in his own home.
Legend has it that the island of love was once a beautiful fairyland on earth, where Zeus's most touching mistress was hidden, and perhaps the fig trees all over the mountains were the fruit of their love. But Zhou Shaolong didn't believe it, isn't Zeus the best god? Known as the God King, his lover, he still needs to hide, isn't this a copy of the Jade Emperor? To raise a little wife, you have to hide in the Moon Palace, look at this outing.
Looking at the crowd of people outside the Rubik's Cube space, Zhou Shaolong shook his head speechlessly and entered the Rubik's Cube space, I really don't know whether it is people watching the scenery outside, or people looking at people, there are people everywhere, except for people or people. It's better to have your own home, in addition to your own wife, or your own wife. Changing into a pair of swimming trunks, Zhou Shaolong rushed to the beauties playing in the water with a wicked smile on his face, "Wives, I'm here." His cry caused a scream and laughter like a silver bell.
Today's Zhou Shaolong is very different from usual, more and more contradictory, he never thought of dominating the world, but today he did it, according to the speed of transforming the Transformers, at this time the Transformers in the world will have at least tens of thousands, aircraft, ships, tanks and military vehicles, this is the basis for Zhou Shaolong to dominate the world.
Usually, Zhou Shaolong would not think of playing romance with his own woman, at most talking about love, but today he surprisingly spent a lot of energy, simulating the sea of love and the island of love, and he was tired of his beloved women all day.
Lying on the beach chair, Zhou Shaolong took a sip of orange juice, and hugged Mu Wanqing with a comfortable face, which attracted a burst of envy from other women. Thinking of that heart magic realm, Zhou Shaolong subconsciously hugged Mu Wanqing, only when he loses, he will think of cherishing, Zhou Shaolong has already experienced what it feels like to lose once, so he definitely doesn't want to experience the feeling of loss again.
"Zhou Lang, what's wrong with you today? It feels weird. Mu Wanqing, who was lying in Zhou Shaolong's arms, looked at Zhou Shaolong and asked softly, Zhou Shaolong stroked Mu Wanqing and asked, "Why do you ask that?" Mu Wanqing sneered, "Zhou Lang, didn't you notice that you are a lot more honest yourself?" Usually when you see me, you are anxious, and you can't wait to swallow me in your stomach, but you are very serious today. ”
Zhou Shaolong listened to Mu Wanqing's explanation, and instantly felt that three black lines of different lengths were pulled down on his head, "Am I usually so unbearable?" Zhou Shaolong was surprised. No, I'm usually very serious, except for the night, and a little bit of impropriety in bed, it's usually good.
Mu Wanqing looked at Zhou Shaolong's surprised expression, and smiled happily, "Zhou Lang, I'm teasing you." "Smack, a palm gently slapped on Mu Wanqing's buttocks." Deceive your husband, you should be punished," Zhou Shaolong said as he felt the softness in his hand.
"I hate it." ……
With a wave of his hand, the women on the beach floated gently as if they were in outer space, and then leaned towards Zhou Shaolong. After the clouds and rain were over, Zhou Shaolong, who had lived a full day of extravagant life, stood in front of the mirror in the bathroom, his eyes slightly closed, and the skin on the surface of his body shook very regularly.
Suddenly, Zhou Shaolong's eyes opened suddenly, a golden light flashed on Zhou Shaolong's body, and his temperament slowly changed, from the feeling of a brother directly to a long-term emperor, his heart was agitated, Zhou Shaolong ran the aura, and began to operate according to the spiritual visualization of the Northern Shengong, a Dapeng soaring above the nine heavens appeared in front of him, his eyes looked at Dapeng's whole body, suddenly his eyes were astringent, and he was cold, and a cool feeling came from the eyes, as if he had smeared flower dew. His head was sober for a while, and Zhou Shaolong only felt that there was a loud bang in his head, and his spiritual sense was churning for a while, and then it expanded again. Next is mental power and telekinesis. A black shadow was sucked from Zhou Shaolong's brain spiritual sense to the Dapeng bird's body, and the trace of black feathers was caused by absorbing the black shadow.
The black shadow slowly left, and the Peng bird in front of Zhou Shaolong became clearer and clearer, and after a long time, Zhou Shaolong opened his eyes, and the ghostly light flashed. The space in front of me shook. (To be continued......)