Chapter 3 The "Four Heavenly Kings" of the Mercenary Academy
Hao Sanshui sat in the co-pilot's seat, and the all-metal chair was a little hard to sit on without leather padding. In addition, he lost a windshield in front of him, and the cold wind was blowing, and people who were not in good health would suffer from this kind of car.
Hao Sanshui didn't care, the cigarette butt was crooked at the corner of his mouth, and the thick white mist turned into a white ribbon that spared his ears and drifted in the air behind him under the blowing of the oncoming wind.
Xiao Young held the steering wheel, stared at the winding road ahead, glanced at Hao Sanshui's "pants" in the afterglow of his eyes, and quipped: "Sanshui, don't talk about it first, your sexy and enchanting linen skirt is unique." ”
"Haha, there's no way around it, I'm slick when I wake up, and I don't have any clothes to wear, that's all."
"Eh, if that's the case, those dogs are really doing things!"
"Why do you say that?"
"Because the resurrection courtyard where you resurrected is on the outskirts of the city, and there are no mercenaries stationed here, it belongs to the kind of people who don't feel distressed when they are captured by monsters. In other words, this place is not safe, and monsters will emerge anytime and anywhere. "Xiao Young has some grievances for Hao Sanshui.
"Then why am I here? According to what you said, there should also be a resurrection house in the center of the city. Hao Sanshui asked inexplicably.
"Ah, Sanshui, are you really stupid, or are you fake stupid?" Hearing Hao Sanshui say this, Xiao Young was obviously surprised.
"I really don't remember."
Now the young man was speechless, he turned his head and rolled his eyes and said, "Because it's cheap here!" The wealth points you need to consume to resurrect here are more than ten times less than in the city! ”
"I see, I seem to remember something." Hao Sanshui nodded.
Xiao Young looked at Hao Sanshui's calm appearance, and his eyes widened: "I'll go, aren't you angry?!" ”
"I'm angry."
"Then why don't you scold them?!"
"It's useless to scold, and no matter how much I say it now, it's thanks to the blessing of others that I can be resurrected, and I'm subject to others, so I won't say anything." Hao Sanshui patiently explained.
Hearing Hao Sanshui say this, Xiao Young finally showed a bitter and hateful expression, he turned his head to look at the woods on both sides of the speeding off-road vehicle, and shook his head: "Sanshui, it seems that you really didn't tease me, you really don't remember what happened before." ”
"Why?"
"If this was put in the past, you would have greeted the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of that group of people, how can it be like you are calm and calm now, and you don't care about yourself."
"Is that so?"
"Yes, or did you forget your name as the Water King?"
"I did forget that."
Xiao Young almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood, patted the steering wheel and stared at Hao Sanshui, who was smoking a cigarette and looking leisurely: "My Sanshui master, a little girl cried because she accidentally bumped into you, and you cried not to mention, you still shouted that you wanted to kill the whole family!" After that, the little girl and brother came, like you declared war, at first you didn't care, and then the brother was put on the ground three times and two times. ”
"Is that so?" Hao Sanshui fell into a short thought: This is indeed not something I have done, so this body should not belong to me.
"That's right! That's it, after you went on a mission, you picked up a soul spar, and after exchanging it back, you learned that this soul spar was the daughter of the Z family. The girl naturally came to thank you, you saw that the girl was beautiful and brave, so you used this to stick to other people's girls, and then she was beaten by other suitors of this girl...... Grandson. When Xiao Young said the last, he blushed a little for Hao Sanshui.
"Oh." Now Hao Sanshui finally almost understood, and knew why Xiao Qiao, who was in the resurrection courtyard at the time, said that a girl from the Z family was looking for Jin Tuan to save him, it turned out that this girl was annoyed by him, so he wanted to save him to clear the two.
However, compared to Xiao Xiao, who blushed for him, he himself didn't care about what he had done before, after all, he was no longer the water king he was now, and the previous things would have passed, and he would have to change slowly in the future.
But Xiao Young didn't think like this, his old face was flushed, and he saw that Hao Sanshui had nothing to do with himself, and asked rhetorically: "Are you not ashamed?" ”
"It's okay, let him pass the past." Hao Sanshui is really not ashamed, it's not that he has a thick skin, but he used to be in command and saw how many big scenes, so these things are not a thing in his eyes.
"You dare to say this......" Xiao Young is still bitter: "You like to scold people, poor physical fighting skills have made you become a saliva king and parallel goods in the eyes of others, and the matter of the Z girl and the word "water" in your original name made you evolve into the water king again and became popular in our mercenary academy for a while. Now in order to prove that you are worthy of that girl, and to prove that you have been killed by the pig demon alone, you have made the Water King completely popular in our mercenary academy. ”
Saying that, the young man sighed leisurely: "Now, if anyone in our mercenary academy says that they don't know you, they will definitely be despised!" ”
“……”
"Then why did you choose to mix with a water king like me?"
Hao Sanshui understood, and the question raised after knowing it keenly grasped the key point, and then after asking, Xiao Young was already blushing, but now he is red like a monkey's ass.
For a long time, Xiao Young was like a deflated ball.
"Because Uncle Ben is the Earth Heavenly King of the Four Heavenly Kings of the Academy......"
"......" Hao Sanshui's thin lips moved, and the cigarette butt at the corner of his mouth trembled three times: "It's a little unexpected." ”
"Accidental fart, your grandson must know about this and deliberately tease me, right?" The young man scolded and scolded, except for helplessness, helplessness.
"No, it's not." Hao Sanshui replied very seriously: "Whether it is the Water Heavenly King or the Earth Heavenly King, that is what others said, and we didn't admit it ourselves." ”
“……”
"Isn't it?"
"Kind of makes sense."
"That's it, do we know the other two Heavenly Kings?"
"Yes. The Fire King died in the wilderness because of his short temper, red eyebrows, and red hair, and the Mu Heavenly King fell to his death at the bottom of the cliff because he was expressionless and did not like to speak. In addition, when the soul spar of the two of them was discovered, it had been trampled by the monster. So these two people are completely dead. And when I heard that you had a hot head and went to fight the pig demon and was killed, I thought that the Water Heavenly King was also going to collapse, and I thought that I was the only one left with the Four Heavenly Kings, Jia Houtu......"
"That's right."
"Wow, if you hang up, there will be no one to help me share the ridicule, then I will be angry with this group of people vomiting blood to death one day." Jia Houtu said half-jokingly.
The dilapidated off-road vehicle was driving on the suburban road, the sight was bumpy and the woods on both sides retreated rapidly, the sky blue and green trees were not the slightest life, only the old engine of the off-road vehicle made a trembling sound from time to time, indicating that there were still two people alive in this poor mountain and remote place.
Hao Sanshui leaned on the cold and hard iron seat, holding the extinguished cigarette butt, and he did not answer Jia Houtu's words again. But from Jia Houtu's tone, he heard this sense of humility of being forced to be helpless. also knows that Jia Houtu, who is despised as the king of the earth, can mix together with a thick skin, and he is the only one who is the king of the water sky, Hao Sanshui.
But now that his real Hao Sanshui is back, no matter what he says after that, it is inevitable that he will get rid of the title of Water Heavenly King, and it will be inevitable that Jia Houtu, who has walked so far in a broken car next to him, will also get rid of this disgusting nickname. As for the rest, let's wait until we get to the mercenary academy to see what the situation looks like.