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He came back to his senses slightly, and was suddenly shocked:

Wait, this script is not right!

You're meowing to me!

What about the golden carp, how did it become a white dragon!

Just after seeing the two grass carp take the initiative to jump onto the board, Xiao Yu felt that something was wrong...... It's understandable for a pie to fall from the sky, but there must be a reason for two pieces to fall in a row.

So he made a tentative speech, who knew that it was not the golden carp at noon, but a white dragon.

At this moment, Xiao Yu's heart is undoubtedly complicated, and the feeling is as if the river god asked him to choose an axe, and what he dropped was obviously an iron axe, but the river god had an extra golden axe in his hand......

Well, if this axe wasn't used to chop itself, so much the better.

At the same time, in the live broadcast room-

", the first time I saw the real dragon, the Sprinkle family is satisfied in this life!"

"It's not those big lizards with wings, sharp teeth and sharp teeth, but the real Chinese dragon, which looks so beautiful."

"I just want to know how it got caught by the fisherman......

"There was Xu Xianri Snake who became famous before, and I think that the anchor will have an additional title of 'Dragon Knight' in the future."

"In recent days, a number of victims have been engulfed by a monster called the nest, and I hope that the relevant people will set more alarm clocks to take precautions."

"The old man has been reading poetry and books hard recently, and finally had an epiphany of the mysteries of heaven and earth, monogamy must be insisted on, join and change to polygamy, then the beautiful and status will become the hostess, the beautiful and no status will become a concubine, and the next little will become a maid in the room, and other reports can only become, but the handsome ones have not been put into the room to become *** Woohoo Wai, where is the reason!"

“……”

Xiao Qing pursed her lips, moved a step sideways to block in front of Xiao Yu, and looked at the white dragon in front of her, "Who are you?" ”

"I am the water god of West Lake!"

"Impossible." Xiao Qing's eyes were puzzled, "Isn't the West Lake Water God the carp spirit who only knows how to cultivate?" ”

"It has been summoned back by its grandfather after its cultivation, and is ready to participate in the Leaping Dragon Gate Trial......" Bai Long explained, and became irritable again, "The little snake demon still doesn't get out of the way, otherwise I will even eat you together!" ”

Xiaoqing frowned, and never gave in, "Since you are the god of water, you should know the laws of heaven, and the consequences of killing innocents indiscriminately are very serious." ”

The dragon has a natural suppression of snakes, even if Xiaoqing tries to keep calm, his body is still trembling slightly, and at the same time, there are doubts on his face, I really don't know how Xiao Yu provoked such a water god, and it looks like the two sides still have a deep hatred for each other......

"Well, if I'm not mistaken, it should be the stupid golden carp I said." Xiao Yu coughed lightly.

Xiaoqing: "......"

No wonder this white dragon is so angry, desperately violating the rules of heaven to eat you, and the orchestration behind you has been heard.

"Did you hear that?"

Bailong's voice was full of grief and indignation, and there was even a hint of aggrieved crying, "I kindly sent a fish to repay his kindness, but he actually said that my food was useless, and it was a pity to abandon it...... Not even my mom and dad said that about me! Eat him, you must eat him! ”

Xiaoqing looked back at Xiao Yu and opened her mouth, but she couldn't spit out a word.

and the sins of oneself shall be repaid with tears......

Xiao Yu coughed lightly, with curiosity on his face, "I just want to know how you were caught by the fisherman at noon today?" ”

"That, that's because there are rules in the heavens, I can't transform in front of people, otherwise he won't be able to catch me at all!" The white dragon's voice clearly had a bit of a lack of energy.

Then his voice changed, "But you are now on the West Lake, I will eat you, at most I will be punished!" If you dare to scold me, I won't let you go! ”

Judging from the tone of voice, this white dragon should be a little girl, if it is really an old demon, where can I talk so much nonsense to you, it will directly ruin Xiaozhou and open his mouth to eat people.

It just so happened that Xiao Yu was quite good at coaxing children, and he was about to speak, but the white dragon had lost interest and bit when he opened his mouth.

The waves rolled, the lake water swept in as if it was boiling, and the boats on the lake rose and fell with the waves, like a flat boat on the sea, undulating with the waves.

Xiao Yu was sweating profusely, and this girl would do it if she didn't agree with her.

"Stop!" Xiao Yu stretched out his hand.

Crash!

The white dragon stopped, and at this moment there was only a zhang away from Xiao Yu, and his golden eyes stared at him, "Do you have any last words to explain?" ”

"To be reasonable, I'm afraid of ...... even when I launch a surge" Xiao Yu shook his head, he could use his mouth to ...... No, it's best not to do anything that can be solved with reason.

"So, don't you say that you are very smart, then I will give you a very simple arithmetic problem, and if you answer it correctly, I will apologize to you, how about it?"

As the so-called good swimmer drowns, this is the same as people who love to show always like to dance on the sword, and then contribute materials to the "Few Foreigners" series, can Bailong not agree? If you don't agree, you don't admit that you're not smart enough.

The white dragon snorted and said:

"You say, come and see, this girl is extremely smart, and there is no problem that can't be solved."

"Listen, it's a simple question." Xiao Yu smiled slightly, and said, "Last night, three people went to the inn to rest, and it happened that there was only the last room left, which cost thirty yuan, so the three of them shared it evenly, and each person paid ten yuan, but there were rats in the house, and the shopkeeper was apologetic, so he returned five yuan, Xiao Er himself was greedy for two yuan, and the remaining three yuan was handed over to the tenant, which happened to be one penny per person......"

Bai Long's eyes widened, and he looked serious, even Xiaoqing listened curiously.

Xiao Yu cleared his throat, "In this way, each person paid nine yuan, a total of twenty-seven yuan, and Xiao Er was greedy for two yuan, a total of twenty-nine yuan, so where did the last money go?" ”

“……”

There was silence.

The white dragon blinked, stretched out his claws, and began to wrestle...... Xiao Yu only found out at this time that there were only three finger claws on the dragon's claws, and he couldn't count them.

"yes, how could it be less than a penny."

It folded its fingers and tried to calculate, but unfortunately it was missing a few fingers, which was not enough, so tears appeared in its eyes again:

"You, you're bullying me! I ate you! ”

"You don't know the answer after eating me." Xiao Yu smiled slightly, revealing two rows of white and neat teeth.

The surface of the water was indeed quiet, but immediately it churned even more, and the white dragon was angry and angry, and the waves were stirred.

Xiao Qing immediately looked vigilant, guarding against the enraged white dragon's sneak attack, on the other hand, Xiao Yu was so tidy that he even yawned, "Don't worry, take your time, if you can solve the answer, I will admit that you are a smart person...... Why don't I invite you to the night market for a bite to eat? ”

"Don't go!" The white dragon turned his head, "Who, who likes to eat Terran food!" ”

Fortunately, Xiao Yu has rich experience in getting along with Tsundere, and immediately smiled:

"So you can't shapeshift?"

"Nonsense! How could I, how could not! The white dragon slapped the water and glared at Xiao Yu with hatred.

"Then change one and show me." Xiao Yu smiled, "Don't just talk about it. ”

"Change is change!" A whirlpool rolled up on the surface of the water, the mist was filled, and after a few breaths, the fog dissipated, revealing a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl, wearing a water-green long-sleeved gauze dress, who was puffing out her bun face at the moment, and staring at Xiao Yu angrily.

But it was clear that the girl's transformation was not successful...... Because the pupils of her eyes were golden, and she had two fist-sized horns on the top of her head.

Well, if this shape is walking on the street, it is guaranteed to be caught by the officials patrolling the streets with chains, and escorted to the yamen to cure a demon for the crime of crookedness.

"What are you looking at?" The dragon girl glared, but unfortunately the deterrent power dropped greatly after the transformation,

Xiao Yu wasn't afraid before, and now he won't take it to heart, he smiled: "I found out that you are actually quite cute." ”

"But, cute?" The dragon girl's eyes widened, as if she had heard something incredible, a touch of red flew on her face, and she suddenly turned her head, "Even if you praise me, I won't let you go!" ”

"But you can't go ashore like that." Xiao Yu thought for a while, "Why don't you wear a hat?" ”

"I don't ...... such ugly things," the dragon girl subconsciously retorted.

At this time, most of the hats were the black gauze hats of the officials, the Confucian crowns of the scholars, and the small melon skin hats represented by the Qinglou Guigong.

But the next moment, the dragon girl's voice stopped abruptly, because she suddenly saw a very "special" hat in Xiao Yu's hand, a small black and white hat, woven into the shape of a kitten, and claws stretched out on the left and right, just enough to place the dragon horns, looking from a distance, it looked like a cat beckoning.

"This, this kind of thing, I don't, I don't ......" she stammered, her eyes blooming, clearly caught in a tangled dilemma.

Xiao Yu smiled slightly and threw his hat over, "I gave it to you." ”

The dragon girl subconsciously grabbed it in her hand, but her mouth was arrogant and wanted to refuse, Xiaoqing's eyes rolled, and she said quite cooperatively: "I want it too!" ”

"It's gone."

"Liar, she has why I don't."

"Because she's so cute, she deserves that hat."

“……”

The dragon girl's face was red, the corners of her mouth were slightly upturned, she was obviously in a happy mood, and she didn't say anything if she refused, and happily hugged her hat in her arms, for fear that Xiaoqing would snatch it away.

"Well, for the sake of your tribute, I'll let you go for the time being......" The dragon girl tilted her head, "and your question, I must be able to figure out where that penny went!" I'll eat you back then! ”

Xiao Yu smiled and said disapprenously:

"Don't worry, let's go ashore and eat something, think slowly."

"Hmph, this is what you begged me for, otherwise I wouldn't have gone ashore with you!"

The dragon girl said and raised her hand with a wave, the mist on the lake quickly dissipated, the sight regained clarity, the painting boat swimming in the lake, and the smiling tourists reappeared, as if everything was just an illusion, but there was a little girl with a young figure and a pair of horns on the top of her head on the boat, proving everything about Fang Cai. (To be continued.) )

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