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One is refreshing, two are never tired, and three are immortal.

It's just used to call people to get up, which is inevitably a bit petty.

And Jiu Jian Immortal seems to be drunk and unconscious, but if you want to say that he is really defenseless against the outside world, Xiao Yu naturally doesn't believe it.

Don't kill each other at that time, blood splashes five steps, but it won't end well.

So, how do you wake up someone who is pretending to be drunk?

It's simple, do what you like.

For foodies, the aroma of the food is irresistible.

For gamers, lift me up, and I can give away ten.

For OCD, a messy puzzle piece is enough to drive a person to death.

And for drunkards, good wine is definitely the only way to wake them up......

Xiao Yu smiled, took out a bottle of liquor, and was about to speak, but a chirping voice containing grievances and surprises suddenly sounded behind him, and then a snow-white figure came with electricity, and jumped down to his shoulder with a "whoosh...... If it's not the little fox, who else can Su Mei be!

"Chirp!"

The little white fox Su Mei stood on Xiao Yu's shoulder, first leaned into his face with her little face in surprise, and then stood up straight, crossed her waist with one hand, and pointed at Li Xiaoyao with the other, although she couldn't speak, she screamed both aggrieved and angry.

"Eh, what's going on?" Xiao Yu was curious.

"That's it." Li Xiaoyao laughed, "After you left, I felt a little alienated from calling it a little fox, so I thought about it and gave it a nickname." ”

Xiao Yu subconsciously felt that this nickname might be a bit bad......

"Hey, Ah Qi, what kind of eyes are you, don't look down on my master's ability to choose a name!" Li Xiaoyao patted his chest and said proudly, "I think when I was in Yuhang Town, I was very good at giving people nicknames, and all of them were names with good meanings." ”

Xiao Yu subconsciously asked:

"What name has a good meaning?"

"It's the 'Fu Lu Cai' that everyone likes." Li Xiaoyao gave a thumbs up to the angry little white fox, his teeth shining, "So, I gave the little fox a name of 'Wangcai', hahaha, not bad." ”

“……”

it!

Xiao Yu only felt that there were 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart, and he almost didn't have a mouthful of old blood spurting out.

That's what you call good? It's so vulgar that it's out of the score.

I don't read much, don't lie to me, "Wangcai" is simply to get a name for a dog in the countryside.

The little white fox and "Wangcai" have nothing in common, people obviously take the "arrogant, black-bellied, and willful" route, and they have nothing to do with the "Wangcai" dog name with a strong local flavor.

If your gaze could kill, you'd already be in a different place.

However, Li Xiaoyao still looked completely unself-aware, sighed helplessly, and said: "Obviously, such a nice name, the little fox just refuses to accept it, hey, it's really nerve-wracking." ”

Hurt your sister's brain, hurry up and dig sweet potatoes.

"Chirp!"

The little white fox stood up straight, pinched his waist with one hand, and pointed at Li Xiaoyao with the other, and the little tears of grievance were about to come out.

"This name ......" Xiao Yu tugged at the corners of his mouth, trying to squeeze out a stiff smile.

"Eh, isn't that a bad name?" Anu blinked, looking cute, "I think it's pretty good!" ”

Shut up! You foodie doesn't have a say at all, eat your roasted sweet potatoes.

"Chirp!" The little fox looked at Xiao Yu pitifully, wiped the corners of his eyes with a little sob, and sniffed again, looking like if you don't help me, I'll cry to you right away.

Xiao Yu sighed and said:

"Since the little fox doesn't like it, let's not force her......"

"But if you have a name, you really need one."

"Huh?" The little white fox blinked with big eyes.

"Why don't you just call it...... How's Derpy? ”

The little white fox froze.

This script is not right, isn't it obviously going this way? It's nice and lofty, what the hell is Derpy.

"Why?" Lin Yueru asked on behalf of the little white fox.

Xiao Yu laughed and said, "Because the little fox is more stupid." ”

"Chirp!"

The little fox instantly returned to the pitiful and angry appearance of Pear Blossom with tears, and slapped Xiao Yu angrily, but it didn't hurt at all, but there was a fluffy soft feeling, it jumped off Xiao Yu's shoulder, and was about to leave with a snort.

"Ahem, no kidding." Xiao Yu cleared his throat, "Let's call her Su Mei in the future." ”

The little white fox stopped, tilted his head and snorted, a copy of the girl is unhappy and doesn't want to pay attention to your tsundere.

After getting the little fox, Xiao Yu didn't waste time, and opened the cork of the wine bottle in his hand as he spoke, and the rich aroma of wine suddenly floated out with the wind, making people get drunk when they heard it.

"Hey, what's that smell?"

"It smells so good!"

"I've never smelled such a fragrant wine!"

“……”

Several people were suddenly surprised, and even Su Mei, the little white fox with an arrogant face, turned her head to look at her, her eyes were shining, and she looked salivating.

Looking at the surprised appearance of several people, Xiao Yu shook his head and smiled secretly.

In fact, before the Yuan Dynasty, there were no spirits, the so-called wine, mainly fermented wine, not to mention fruit wine, malt wine is just like that, the quality is slightly better, the alcohol content may be about ten degrees, as for the backward technology of the poor countryside, the alcohol content is three or five degrees, and it tastes similar to beer.

Is drinking beer so alcohol?

It's called cat urine.

Any girl can blow one, what's the difference with drinking water.

With the fragrance of wine overflowing, the wine sword fairy who was sleeping with a gourd suddenly shrugged his nose, sat up, drooped his eyes, and said half-asleep:

"What a fragrant wine!"

Before the words fell, there was already a little under his feet, and instantly turned into a cloud of mist, rushing towards Xiao Yu.

Xiao Yu naturally wouldn't do what he wanted easily, otherwise what if he would be completely drunk later, he stepped on Ling Bo's slight steps and directly avoided this pounce.

"Huh? Not bad. The Wine Sword Immortal glanced at Xiao Yu drunkenly, "At this age, there are not many people who can avoid my pounce." ”

Wine Sword Immortal, this person, drunk like life, swordsmanship is unparalleled, the practice of the body is the immortal wind and cloud body technique, drunk immortal moon step, between actions, like a cloud of mist, ethereal, scattered impermanence.

It just so happens that Ling Bo Weibu also pays attention to tossing and turning, which is the ultimate dexterity between square inches. At this moment, the two sides are facing each other, and it is exactly half a catty, and no one can help anyone for a while.

After a while, he still couldn't snatch the wine bottle from Xiao Yu's hand, and the wine sword fairy also lost his temper, and hummed and chirped: "Hey, if you kid is not interesting, I will be rude." ”

Li Xiaoyao hurriedly said:

"Master, you're drunk, wake up quickly!"

"Who is your master? I haven't taken in any apprentices. Jiu Jianxian turned his head to look at Li Xiaoyao, and patted his head after a while, "I remember, it's you stinky boy!" ”

"Hey, it's too hurtful for you to say that!"

Only then did Xiao Yu have time to carefully look at the Wine Sword Immortal in front of him.

This man looks to be thirty-four years old, neither tall nor short, with a scruffy beard, because he has just been fished out of the river, his body is still dripping with water droplets, and he has no master's demeanor at all.

Speaking of which, Jiu Jian Xian is also the junior brother of the head of the Shushan faction, Dugu Sword Saint, and is extremely talented in martial arts, but he is addicted to alcohol, behaves wildly, and does not care about any rules and regulations.

Like the Dugu Sword Saint, he went down the mountain to seek the Tao, and fell in love with Zhao Linger's mother, the Queen Wu, but the Queen Wu did not bird him, and one day after getting drunk, he had a night of greed and joy with the Holy Aunt of Nanzhao Kingdom, and finally gave birth to Anu.

As for letting the two of them recognize each other...... Sorry, Xiao Yu didn't have this plan.

One is not ready to be a father at all, and the other has never thought that he will meet his biological father, and forcibly making do with them can only be embarrassing, so it is better to go with the flow.

"I can give you wine," Xiao Yu stretched out a hand, "but we have some questions we want to ask you first." ”

"What do you want to ask?" After such a fuss, most of the drunkenness of the wine sword fairy was dispersed.

Li Xiaoyao opened his mouth and said, "You are a member of the Shushan Sword Sect, right?" ”

The Wine Sword Immortal hiccuped, "Yes, why are you asking about this?" ”

"Because Sister Ling'er has just been captured by your Dugu Sword Saint of the Shushan Sect!" Anu interface.

"Huh, senior brother?" Jiu Jian Xian blinked, "Senior Brother is not a person who likes to mess around, why did he capture your companions?" ”

"Because Sister Ling'er is a descendant of Nuwa!"

Jiu Jian Immortal smiled dumbly: "Nuwa's descendants? I think it's a demon. ”

"What do you say?" Anu immediately stopped doing it, wrinkled his nose angrily, revealing two shiny little tiger teeth, "You are the demon!" Your whole family is a demon! ”

Khan, you're scolding yourself for saying this.

"You old man is so angry! Sister Ling'er is a descendant of Nuwa, and Lord Nuwa is a god who mends the sky, not a demon! ”

Lin Yueru also said:

"Uncle, let's not talk about this first, can you tell me if Ling'er will be in danger after she is caught?"

"I want to think about it." Jiu Jian Immortal looked up at the sky, "Generally speaking, if a disciple of Shushan catches a little monster or something, he will be killed directly, but since it is the person who was caught by the senior brother, the ancestor must have some cause and effect, although he will not be killed, but in order to prevent them from destroying their lives, they should be imprisoned in the lock demon tower." ”

"Lock Demon Tower? What kind of place is that. ”

Lin Yueru frowned slightly and explained:

"I have practiced on Shu Mountain for a period of time, but I have heard the name of the Lock Demon Tower, it is rumored that it is a forbidden place in Shu Mountain, and it is heavily guarded, but a lay disciple like me can't go...... I heard that this tower is built with diamond white jade, it took more than 20 years to complete, and countless charms were carved on the tower body as a purpose to imprison demons. Later, the divine realm rewarded Shushan for his efforts to eliminate demons and defend the road, and specially gave demon water and lowered the enchantment, making it difficult for the demons in the tower to escape. ”

The Wine Sword Immortal sneered:

"There are many hearsays in the world, and when they hear too many lies, they take them to be true."

"Oh, could it be that there's something hidden in it?" Everyone looked at it curiously. (To be continued.) )