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――Excerpt from "Wang Zhijian's Memoirs"

Shook has experienced women, and when he was on the planet Dickley, he still had a few friends at the Academy of Magic. Students, too, will always know one thing without a teacher: sneak out of the school wall in the middle of the night.

There were once friends who had a treat, and they went to visit the Qinglou in Grant City more than once, and no one knew what the Qinglou was, even if it was the otaku army. There, Schock went through many times after his first time, and because of the strict school inspections, they came and went almost every time, rarely staying overnight.

And because it's an exchange of money and body, naturally there is no emotion, which these pre-magicians know very well, and no one falls in love with anyone at first sight. Whether it is ancient or modern, Du Siniang is not so easy to meet, so it can only exist in operas or novels, which has attracted countless talented and beautiful people for thousands of years to sigh with emotion.

Traveling back to this era, it was originally because he mistakenly thought that he had traveled to the demon world, and Xiao Ke added several large locks to a certain aspect of his emotions, so as not to reveal a little.

finally figured out the beginning and the end, but because of the recovery of his memory, he was even more reluctant to delay any woman, like Zuo Juan. He is such a smart person, he naturally knows Zuo Juan's affection for him, but because of the task he shoulders and because of the old dean's death-defying eyes, he basically closes himself off.

Last night, it was really an accident, Shook told himself many times in his heart, but he couldn't pull his legs and leave. Moreover, this kind of emotional bodily fluid exchange is very different from what he experienced back then, he actually gave birth to a feeling of attachment and reluctance, so he will say the words to be responsible.

But, however, Mary gave him a blow in the face.

After a long time, he was sure that Mary was really not joking, he was speechless, he didn't know why he had worked so hard to get English for three days.

Looking at his forehead, Mary was also silent. But this woman is not an ordinary atmosphere after all, after smoking, she went straight to the bathroom to wash, tidy up, came out and picked up her coat, she finally couldn't bear to lean over and kiss Xiao Ke on the face.

"Don't be in a daze, I'll go to the office and call you in the evening, okay?"

"Really? You don't call me in the middle of the night when you're asleep, do you? ”

At this moment, Xiao Ke realized the bitterness and eagerness of love, and his love was out of control. This is a big boy, no matter how good he is in bed, Mary smiles, Shook is cute, but it's really a big boy, and the joy and sorrow are written on his face.

Standing at the window, watching the Land Rover disappear, Shook began to use his brain desperately, he wanted to surprise Mary at night. He must change this woman's idea that he doesn't care much, he wants that woman to fall in love with him wholeheartedly, because, Shocke knows, he is in love!

Surprise was too far away from him, and he thought about it for nothing more than sending flowers, lighting a candle or something, these were all tricks on TV, and he didn't think it would work for Mary.

Turning on the TV boringly, he didn't think about rushing back to Zuo's house immediately for the first time. One by one, he changed it back and forth, without him, just to inspire him. The more he watched, the more disappointed he was, and Xiao Ke began to be in a daze again, Nima, how can you surprise a woman.

If only he had that kind of bright and smart, thinking of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms that he had seen in China, he also thought of a sentence: Three stinkers, race Zhuge Liang.

slapped his thigh hard, Xiao Ke almost slapped himself, stupid, he has a helper.

The wind brake drove back to Zuo's office, every time he encountered a red light, he wanted to throw the car to give himself a compound flying technique, and jumped out of the car in a hurry, and he was already shouting before he entered the door.

"Brother Gou, Brother Gou, where are you ......"

The drinking party with Zuo Juan has long been dispersed, Xiao Gou felt a little tired so he went back to the room to rest, he was sleeping in a daze, and when he heard Xiao Ke's unprecedented urgency, he was shocked, a carp stood up and was empty, with a wave of his hand, the window opened, and people shot out.

It's just that the first thing he saw when he flew out was the rushing Xiao Ke, and there was no unknown suspect left and right. Surprised, he fell in front of Xiao Ke and asked.

"Dumb, what are you doing in a hurry, an alien invasion or an Ebola virus outbreak?"

"Hey, it's good that you're here, hurry up, Brother Gou, I have something to look for you."

Stood still and looked around, yes, it's better to be outside here, subconsciously, Xiao Ke wanted to avoid Zuo Juan. Murphy's law is always quietly exerting its influence, as soon as the two of them sat down, Xiao Gou also ran to the living room and came out with a few cans of beer, and then, Zuo Juan stood at the door of the living room with a smile and looked at this side.

"Is there anything you have to hide from me and discuss behind my back, so I can't listen to it?"

Damn, I'm afraid of what's coming, this is. Xiao Ke's heart was crossed, since he didn't plan to accept Zuo Juan's emotions, it was better to use this incident to completely extinguish her thoughts, so as not to drag it down and harm other girls. Waving, he smiled and replied.

"Come here, I thought you weren't here, everyone came to help me come up with ideas, I need to brainstorm ideas."

"Hey, it's your private matter, I thought it was the immigration bureau or the CIA intervening, what a fuss, let's say, don't you know how to pick up girls, Gou Ye taught you."

Within a few minutes, Xiao Gou looked at Xiao Ke blankly, and Zuo Juan lowered her head and said nothing.

Your sister, is it true that Gou Ye is a golden mouth, a god operator? Otherwise, why do you just say it casually, why did Gou Ye buy lottery tickets before and didn't even have the lowest level of five yuan prize, grandma is a bear.

"That's the way it is, Brother Gou, what do you think I should surprise Mary?"

He didn't tell it all, Xiao Ke still retained the passion with Mary last night and today, but the two people present were people who blinked their eyebrows, and who couldn't see Xiao Ke's sweet memories of wanting to speak and his eyesight, Zuo Juan became more and more sad.

She really didn't expect that Xiao Gou's words of persuasion would be looked down upon by the people who sent her to the door, so she wanted to pursue the kind of woman who didn't care much about him. Man, she sighed in her heart, but now he is so sad, whether to say it or not, Zuo Juan's soft intestines are turning.

"Why don't you book a bar and have a candlelight party with Mary?"

Glancing at Xiao Gou, Xiao Ke was speechless, do you dare to come up with a better idea No, it is old-fashioned to such an extent, Mary can see it, this is also called a surprise.

"Of course it's called a surprise, you idiot, there are always those tricks between men and women, women don't accept it not because it's not novel and exciting enough, but because women don't like the man who surprises her, you don't even know how to pick up girls, I'm bah."

Xiao Gou was furious, and after scolding Xiao Ke, he put on a posture of horizontal eyebrows and cold faces, you are dumb, if you don't come to ask Master Gou, don't expect Brother Gou to think of a way to give you ideas.

"Xiao Ke, Brother Gou is really right, what a woman likes is a certain man, and it has nothing to do with his gift. Especially for people like Mary, she has never seen any luxury and luxury, and she has never tried any thrilling wonders, so the more ordinary the better. ”

was amused by Xiao Gou and laughed, Zuo Juan finally stabilized her mind and interjected with a smile.

Is that really the case? Xiao Ke glanced at Xiao Gou suspiciously, and then at Zuo Juan. I have to say that Zuo Juan's attitude made him breathe a sigh of relief, it seems that this girl has accepted the reality, alas, I hope she can find a man who loves her, Xiao Ke silently blessed Zuo Juan in his heart.

Thinking about it left and right, Xiao Ke still didn't dare to make up his mind, chartering a bar is nothing, even if he has no money, Zuo Juan will spare no effort to support him, this is originally Zuo Yuanchao's order, everything is based on Xiao Ke's heart.

"You idiots, it's still a bar, your sister, you're so drunk and dumb that blonde woman pushes down that blonde beauty like this, bah, bah, bah."

There was a scolding on the wall, and the two dogs jumped on the table with great interest, and knocked open a can of beer with one paw, drinking beer bubbles all over their necks.

"This kind of thing has to listen to the dog master, you are dumb, this kind of thing is not notified to the dog master, you deserve to be dug by them to watch you jump. Tell you, you really have to listen to the two of them, I promise Mary will turn around and leave, and then you can only hide and cry your nose. ”

Xiao Gou was furious, Nima, you dare to insult Master Gou like this, uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it. grabbed the back of the second dog's neck and dragged it in front of him, Xiao Gou raised his hand and slapped it on the dog's face, and scolded.

"Second goods, you second goods, you know a fart. Tell Lao Tzu, have you ever soaked in a girl? Soaking, I'm here, you're also called a pickle girl, you're taking advantage of people's danger and bullying people's little Lori is not sensible, just like you, you look like two goods, and when you find a female dog, I think you're smoking from the ancestral grave......"

One person and one dog stared at each other nervously, the fangs of the two dogs were stretching longer and longer, and between Xiao Gou's fingers, a white and transparent spark that distorted the air around him was faintly visible, which was the rhythm of the fight.

"Enough of you two, this is my business, why are you so excited. You can come up with any ideas, including Zuo Juan's, but I still have to think about it. ”

"Forget it, I won't tell you, I'll go back to my room."

The figure flashed, Xiao Ke showed his shadow in the air once, and then got into the window of the room that he didn't know, Zuo Juan smiled bitterly, I knew this, it was better to let them live on the roof, anyway, none of them liked to take the stairs.

As soon as Xiao Ke disappeared, Xiao Gou and Ergou put away their posture at the same time, Xiao Gou stretched out his slap and patted lightly on Ergou's raised paws, one person and one dog laughed so sneakily, Zuo Juan's eyes kept jumping, she slapped the table, and called the two two second goods who were about to leave.

"If you don't tell me what you're going to do, I'll tell Shook to go."