The first chapter was tricked
"Hey, God, give me some face, for the sake of my first date since I went to college, please don't let it rain!"
Sun Xiucheng stood on the balcony of the dormitory, looking at the cloudy sky, clasped his hands together, and prayed quietly.
As soon as Sun Xiucheng's words fell, suddenly, the heavens and the earth suddenly lit up, and a lightning bolt slashed through the sky.
Listening to the rolling thunder in the distance, Sun Xiucheng shrugged his shoulders and said to himself: "Okay, I knew that my prayers would not work, it would definitely rain today, but you don't have to be so faceless, as soon as I finished speaking, you gave me such a response, which will embarrass me." ”
As soon as Sun Xiucheng's words fell, another bolt of lightning swept across the sky.
Looking into the distance, where lightning had just appeared, listening to the rolling thunder, Sun Xiucheng couldn't help but shake his head lightly and sighed.
"Well, if it rains, it rains, and I'll treat it as a romantic atmosphere that God you created for the day of my date. But, then, shouldn't I thank Heaven for your love for me? ”
After Sun Xiucheng finished speaking, he raised a middle finger to the sky, laughed and scolded in a low voice: "God, my gratitude to you can't be described in words, let me use this action to express it." This magical and infinite action is full of all my blessings, as well as my deep dissatisfaction, if you receive it, please put away the dark clouds and let the sun out! ”
After Sun Xiucheng finished speaking, he closed his eyes and made a gesture of hugging the sky.
However, the heavens seemed to be specifically against Sun Xiucheng, and as soon as Sun Xiucheng made this move, the downpour immediately fell, and in an instant, the thunder on the horizon and the sound of the raindrops on the ground breaking were connected, forming a beautiful thunderstorm symphony.
Sun Xiucheng slowly opened his eyes, looking at the raindrops in the sky, the smile on his face was a little stiff, and he embarrassedly withdrew his hands that hugged the sky, Sun Xiucheng touched his nose and laughed at himself: "It rained heavily on the first date, it seems a little unlucky, however, it is difficult to disobey God's will, and I can only regard it as a test of my sincerity, and I hope that the beautiful senior sister who took the initiative to ask me can also pass the test of God." ”
After pondering for a while, Sun Xiucheng finally gave up and made a phone call to ask the other party if he wanted to meet in the rain and if the date was canceled.
Picking up the umbrella casually, Sun Xiucheng raised his middle finger to the sky again, and chuckled: "The power of hardships and dangers is limited, and the desire for love is endless, but it's just a date in the rain, for me, it's not difficult." Heavens, you don't want to use this rain to stop my heart. ”
"Sun Xiucheng, what kind of nerves do you have, standing alone on the balcony and constantly talking to himself, opening his teeth and dancing his claws. Those who know understand that you are such an innocent little virgin, and it is inevitable that you will be excited on your first date, and if you don't know, you think that there is a person with a brain problem in our dormitory! ”
Just as Sun Xiucheng picked up the umbrella and was about to leave, the voice of his roommate Zhai Jun came from the dormitory.
After Sun Xiucheng heard Zhai Jun's words, he turned around and opened the door, walked into the dormitory, and smiled at Zhai Jun: "Dead house, I know that you are jealous of my extraordinary charm and envy me for having beautiful women take the initiative to date, but you don't need to be so obvious." You must know that there are some things that you can't envy and envy. ”
When Zhai Jun heard this, he pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "Come on, Sun Xiucheng, I'm going to be jealous of you, a narcissist, what are you kidding?" By the way, there is still more than half an hour before your date, and according to the rules of love that I know, if you go on a first date, the man must arrive early, otherwise, the chance of failure is as high as 90%. ”
"Come on, Dead House, I don't know you yet, you stay in the dorm room all day playing on the computer, and you have no practical experience at all. Those messy theories, it's okay to fool others, I don't believe it. Sun Xiucheng felt that Zhai Jun's words made sense, but he still habitually rejected Zhai Jun.
Zhai Jun was not angry, and smiled at Sun Xiucheng: "Believe it or not, I can remind you, when the time comes, you will be rejected because you are late, don't regret it." You must know that in this world, it is not every day that you can meet a blind woman who can take a fancy to you as a narcissist and take the initiative to ask you out. ”
"Hey, Dead House, what you said is not right, she is not a blind woman, her vision is better than everyone else, she must have seen the infinite potential hidden under my ordinary appearance, so she took the initiative to ask me. Okay, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, I'm going out on a date, so you just stay alone in the dormitory, envy, jealousy, and hatred. ”
After Sun Xiucheng finished speaking, he strode towards the outside of the dormitory.
At this time, Zhai Jun shouted loudly from the dormitory, "Sun Xiucheng, remember to come back and tell me how you spent April Fool's Day today!" ”
Hearing Zhai Jun's curse, Sun Xiucheng couldn't help pursing his lips and said to himself: "April Fool's Day, fools only celebrate April Fool's Day, for me, today is clearly the ** Festival." However, I can also understand that for a single single person like Ah Zhai, it is too cruel and pitiful to see everyone around him in pairs, only himself. However, who let him stay in the dormitory all day, in this regard, I can only say, he deserves to be single for the rest of his life! ”
After adjusting his mood and putting himself in a relaxed and comfortable state, Sun Xiucheng held an umbrella and walked towards the scheduled date.
Time passed minute by minute, and an hour later, Sun Xiucheng stood alone in a remote corner at the scheduled date place, holding an umbrella, listening to the sound of raindrops breaking in his ears, looking at the sky that was gradually darkening, Sun Xiucheng's bad premonition in his heart became stronger and stronger.
Although he didn't want to believe it, Sun Xiucheng knew in his heart that today, he was afraid that he would be released by someone, and the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment, Sun Xiucheng came with excitement and expectation, and in the end, he was full of disappointment and embarrassment.
After hesitating, Sun Xiucheng dialed the other party's phone.
"Hey, Sun Xiucheng, have you arrived at the place?" A slightly playful female voice came over the phone.
"Do you need to ask, such a heavy rain would make a fool go. My dear, if you lose, you must keep your promise and let me do whatever I want. A man's voice came from the microphone.
"Don't make a fuss, I'm on the phone." A slightly coquettish female voice came from the microphone.
Hearing this, Sun Xiucheng was immediately stunned.