Liu Shigong walked at the forefront, and every time he sang a sentence, the yin ghosts behind him shouted loudly, and the scene was weird and funny.

"Brother Qin, up!"

When the team of porters passed by the supermarket, Cauliflower carried the flat shoulder, picked up the chickens and dogs and slipped to the back of the line.

"Brother Qin, don't be stunned, jump up and shout." Cauliflower was jumping left and right with her legs raised, and her mouth was coaxed by the yin ghost, "Good lak!" ”

Seeing the sedan chair in front of me, I panicked, where to call out, only Cauliflower, the heartless grandson, was still so cheerful at this time.

"I'm grass, you're jumping, just you're standing here like a pole, Lao Liu can see at a glance that you're not normal." Cauliflower was a little anxious.

"Mom, it's good!" I cursed secretly, opened my throat and shouted, my heart was hot and painful, and I couldn't wait to fry Liu Shigong and Niu Tou Ma noodles in the oil pan.

After three laps, Liu Shigong was still singing, the bull head was impatient, and the steel fork slammed on the ground, boom, the whole ground trembled, and all the paper people and ghosts stopped.

"His grandmother's, there's no end to it, just you stray hair." The bull head roared angrily, and his mouth was full of spit on Master Liu's face.

Master Liu wiped the saliva on his face, and arched his hand and said, "Master Niu, I will leave the person to you, remember to help me say hello to Master Ma when I go back." ”

The bull snorted arrogantly, turned the horse's head, raised the steel fork and shouted, "Go!" ”

As soon as Liu Shigong waved his hand, the family sending team began to jump and blow again, and followed the horse team towards the village road.

"It's so dangerous, I finally passed the level of old immortality." Cauliflower patted her chest and exhaled.

My mind was all in the sedan chair, "Cauliflower, where are you going, you won't really go to the underworld." ”

Cauliflower said: "Don't worry, at this speed, to reach the capital city, no matter what, it will take three or four ghost days, let's see the opportunity to start." ”

I think it's no fun to rob the force, this bull head is too powerful, I really want to rob hard, ten I don't have enough for him a fork, let's be honest, take your time.

After walking for about two hours, he finally got out of Laohuai Road and turned into a deserted sheep intestine road, the bull head was an anxious man, and he shouted in front of him to hurry up, hurry up, and sent two cavalrymen to drive behind with whips.

My voice was almost smoking, but the cauliflower was jumping like no one.

"Cauliflower, if you go on like this, I'm afraid that Peach won't be able to grab it, and my little life will be here first." I say.

Cauliflower said, "Brother Qin, this road is the road leading to more than half a step, you hold on a little longer, we can rest when we reach more than half a step." ”

"I'm ...... grass," as soon as my voice fell, the cavalry behind raised his whip and gave it to me, "What's the noise, hurry up." ”

"I'm grass Nima, dare to beat my Brother Qin." When Cauliflower saw that I was beaten, she was so anxious that she turned around and was about to have a seizure.

I quickly grabbed him, made a look, signaled not to be impulsive, cauliflower snorted coldly, and continued to jump.

Damn, the whip of the dog's Yin soldier is really ruthless, my back hurts like a fire, every step I take, the pain is heartbreaking, I'm afraid that the cauliflower will go crazy, I can only pretend to be okay and insist on jumping.

After walking a few steps, Cauliflower suddenly sang like crazy: "It's a good day in the eighth mile of the first month, pick up the chicken and dog out of the door, chicken, dog, where to send it, give it to Ma Ye to celebrate auspiciousness, babbling and babbling......"

I hurriedly gave him a look, thinking to myself what kind of red song this grandson sang well, but he changed it in a confused way, and the singing was extremely ugly.

"Grandma's, who's making noise!" The bull head raised the steel fork and roared.

All the yin ghosts and ghosts all pointed at the two of us, "General, these two boys. ”

I thought to myself that this is over, and the bull head will have to fork the two of us to death, so I honestly raised my hand and glared at Cauliflower fiercely, "Grandson, what kind of song are you singing." ”

Cauliflower blinked, raised her hand and said, "Master Niu, we are singing, not noisy, singing, yes, it's music!" ”

It's no wonder that the bull head wasn't annoyed, and laughed, "Sing, sing, come, you two come to the front and sing." ”

I was a little confused, I couldn't see that the old cow with five big and three thick likes to listen to songs, and it is still a cauliflower.

"Brother Qin, this old cow can't see others say that he doesn't understand music, you think about playing the piano to the cow, as long as it's music, he has to pretend to understand even if he doesn't understand, how about it, buddy." Cauliflower winked at me, her face full of pride.

I gave him a blank look, "Holy shit, you're playing with your life." ”

"When we get to the front, you take a chance to talk to Pink, and I'll get the attention of these guys." Cauliflower said.

I understood his intentions and nodded gratefully.

Cauliflower and I walked to the front, he followed the bull's head, I stood next to the sedan chair, and the two of them opened their throats and sang the revised version of "Supporting the Army" over and over again.

The bull head nodded with a pretended to be enjoyable, and praised us from time to time.

"Pink, pink......" I took the opportunity to shout softly by the sedan chair.

Peach lifted the corner of the curtain next to the sedan chair, lifted her hijab, and when she saw me, she almost screamed, her eyes were full of joy and surprise.

"Shhhh Pink, when you get to more than half a step, I'll find a way to save you. "I'll cut it short.

Pink covered her mouth, tears sliding down, trying to make her smile the most beautiful.

She is still so charming and charming, her rainy and misty eyes seem to have endless telling, and my heart is very warm when I see her smile.

This smile is all over the country and the city, and my heart is for me, so why die for me.

"Hey, why don't you sing?" The bull head saw that I didn't move, and roared.

I smiled at Taohong, choked up and sang: "Although the days of our acquaintance are still short, but I have deeply loved you, your innocence and your innocence have attracted me, you are the beautiful angel in my dreams, I know that you are an innocent, kind and gentle girl, I really hope that I can match you......"

Singing and singing, my tears fell, and Pink covered her mouth, her smile was full of tears, and she nodded at me slightly.

I know that she forgave me and sang more happily, for so many years, I have never seriously loved someone, from fear of peach, guilt to love, all this came too suddenly, but not unexpectedly.

Whether she is a human or a ghost doesn't matter to me anymore, the most important thing is that I have her in my heart, I can forget all selfishness and give everything without regrets.

"Neat, tidy......" A Yin soldier threw a whip in my face, and blood dripped down my eyebrows.

I smiled at Pink and motioned not to worry.

Pink clutched her chest and sadly lowered the curtain, knowing she didn't want me to be upset.

"Smack!" Cauliflower also received a few whips on the other side, and he screamed in pain.

"Brother Qin, what are you singing, you can't keep up with the rhythm at all." Cauliflower complained about me unhappily.

I said, "I must love you......"

Cauliflower said, "I love you a few handfuls, or continue to send chickens and dogs, Lao Tzu will be this one." ”

"Good lat, send chickens and dogs, grass fuck to death." I yelled, mustered up all my strength and continued to sing the remake of "Supporting the Army" over and over again.

With my heart belonging, and seeing Pink, I was more determined and my spirits were lifted.

There is no day and night on the yin road, the front is gray, out of the sheep intestine path, in front of it is a continuous and boundless ancient city, the city is more than five zhang high, the city is fortified, and the sentry is full of murderous Yin soldiers patrolling.

There are two huge characters written on the city wall, Yin Guan, and the font is solemn and domineering, which makes people awe-inspiring and dare not look at it directly.

Looking at those Yin soldiers with knives and guns, I gasped and said, "Fortunately, it seems that the underworld still maintains the same old way, if we all use machine guns, we will have no place to die." ”

Cauliflower said: "You are wrong, the machine gun is not good here, all the weapons in the underworld are poured out of the yellow spring water, and it has the power to kill souls and destroy spirits, and it can kill both people and ghosts." ”

"I'm grass, then I can practice a batch of bullets."

"The material in the yellow spring water can't refine that thing, and King Qin Guang doesn't have that brain." Cauliflower said.

As he was talking, the procession had reached the bottom of the Yin Pass, and two Yin soldiers wearing armor and holding spears were guarding the door, and when they saw the head of the bull, they saluted respectfully.

The bull head arrogantly said: "These are my people, let them go!" With that, he rode into the city with a steel fork.

As soon as I entered the gate, the surrounding area was even colder, and my bones were so weak that I couldn't take a step.

"What's the matter, Brother Qin." Cauliflower asked.

He slapped his forehead, "Oops, I forgot that you didn't worship your ancestors, you didn't have a talisman aura, you are neither a yin body, nor a person in the Xuanmen, just because you can't break through the gate of Yin Guan." ”

I really can't stand the persecution of this cold, but if I hesitate any longer, I should show my horse's feet, and I just want to bite the tip of my tongue and use yang energy to force this cold cold.

Cauliflower frowned and shook her head, "Brother Qin, don't, the pure yang qi is too strong, and the Yin soldiers will find out." ”

He couldn't think of a way to help me restrain the cold of the yin pass for a while, so he frowned and jumped to his feet.

"The one ahead can't go or not."

"Yes, this road is opened by your family."

The people behind began to make noise, and the soldiers also roared, raised their whips and beat them, "What are you doing in a daze, if you don't pass the test, just get out." ”

Seeing that he was about to show his feet, a familiar voice sounded: "Let's go!" ”

Then, I only felt a chill on the top of my head, and my whole body suddenly became ethereal, fluttering, and the cold yin qi dissipated instantly.

I looked back and saw Feng Er standing behind me with arrogant hands.

"Hey, Feng ......" I didn't expect to meet this old guy here.

Feng Er coughed and entered the Yin Pass with his head held high.

Cauliflower was overjoyed, "The old guy came in time, let's go, Brother Qin." ”

Entering the city, the wine shops and private buildings in the city are neatly arranged, the nomads in ancient costumes are bustling and swaying, and the vendors, carriages, fast rides, and from time to time step on the crisp hooves of horses, gallop by.

"Brother Qin, look stupid." Cauliflower asked with a smile.