Chapter 160: What madness
Chen Qiubai smiled and said to Mu Sicheng: "What's wrong, what do I have to be depressed, it's just that I ate too much this morning and my stomach can't digest it, so I feel a little depressed." If you love to play and watch, you can come to the Internet...... But as soon as I saw a little beauty like you, I was a little uncomfortable, and I immediately ran out of the clouds. ”
Mu Sicheng saw that Chen Qiubai's face was already much better, so he said to Chen Qiubai: "Okay, in that case, you might as well play with us, let's catch frogs together." ”
Let's catch frogs!! This sentence really thundered Chen Qiubai, what the hell, this woman doesn't treat herself as an outsider, Chen Qiubai is a god and ghost swordsman who came out of the Divine Sect, I didn't expect that now I would be reduced to the point of accompanying the little girl to catch frogs, this is really unreasonable.
So Chen Qiubai could only say to this lovely Mu Sicheng: "Sicheng...... I...... I'm ...... I'm sorry, I'm allergic to frogs......"
Chen Qiubai couldn't find any good reason to refuse Mu Sicheng after holding back for a long time, so Chen Qiubai had to use a very strange reason as a way to get out, that is, he was allergic to frogs.
Such a nonsensical reason caught Mu Sicheng a little off guard, and he didn't know how to answer.
At this time, Chen Qiubai looked forward smartly and found that there was a mountain god land temple not far away, which made Chen Qiubai feel a little curious. So Chen Qiubai got rid of the embarrassment, and then said to Mu Sicheng: "Look, look, there seems to be a broken temple in front, let's go up and take a look." ”
Mu Sicheng blinked his eyes rather cutely, and then pouted and said to Chen Qiubai, "Okay then." ”
At the same time, Lu Tiankai, Guo Lingfeng and Ye Hongyi had already seen the broken temple, so a group of five people gathered in front of the broken temple to check it out.
Lu Tiankai walked into the broken temple a little impatiently, but accidentally knocked over a shelf, and there was a lot of fly ash on the shelf, and then he only heard a "click", and these powdery fly ashes were completely sprinkled on Lu Tiankai's body. Lu Tiankai's clothes changed, and half of his entire face turned white and half gray.
Mu Sicheng looked at Lu Tiankai's face, laughed and said, "Hahahaha...... Lu Tiankai, look at your face, what has become of this, half black, generally white, is this the legendary black and white impermanence? Hahahaha......"
Under Mu Sicheng's teasing, the remaining few people, looking at Lu Tiankai's appearance, also laughed along.
"Laugh and smile, laugh and laugh, you are very happy to see me like this, right?" Lu Tiankai listened to the shrill laughter of the crowd and shouted loudly. Then Guo Lingfeng handed Lu Tiankai a pack of tissues and a bottle of mineral water, and said, "Give!" Wipe your face and clothes, who told you to be so careless. ”
Lu Tiankai was also not polite, took water and tissues, cleaned up outside, and said dissatisfiedly while cleaning up: "Really, what a broken place, I will never enter this broken temple again, it is really unlucky, extremely unlucky." ”
After Lu Tiankai withdrew from this broken temple, Chen Qiubai cautiously walked in, but helplessly, this land temple is too small, saying that it is a land temple, but in fact it is just a small hut that cannot be smaller, and I am afraid that there can only be five people standing in this room at most.
However, the so-called land temple, the land in this temple can only be controlled by a village, a small town, or a mountain. So since the place in charge is small, then the small size of this temple is of course excusable.
There is an ugly mud bodhisattva in the middle of this land temple, there is no doubt that this mud bodhisattva is the so-called land, although the appearance of this clay sculpture is not very good, but the workmanship is a little lifelike, many details are depicted quite vividly, it seems that the craftsman who made this clay sculpture at that time should actually have some ability.
Underneath this clay sculpture, there is an offering table, but there is an incense burner on it, and there are a few burnt incense sticks on it, and it seems that there is still some incense in this place from time to time. And next to the incense burner, there are some incense sticks that have not yet been lit.
Chen Qiubai looked at this rather dilapidated temple, sighed and said: "Lord Land, Lord Land, I came to your territory today for a travel expedition, and I hope that Lord Land will bless us a lot, so that a few of us can spend this trip safely, safely, without danger." I'm here to give you a stick of incense, thank you. Saying that, Chen Qiubai lit this incense, and then inserted it for the land lord.
It's just that he didn't expect that after this stick of incense was inserted, Chen Qiubai immediately heard "ding!! "A bang. But it turned out to be the sect leader who crossed the God Cult and spoke again.
"Ding!! Gain the favor of the land lord, and in the next time, the land lord will do his best to help you. ”
After doing this, Chen Qiubai turned around and looked at the other four people and said, "Otherwise, you can also come over and give the land lord a stick of incense, so that our next trip can also be blessed by the land lord, and everyone can be safe......
Lu Tiankai interrupted Chen Qiubai's speech quite impatiently, and said with a sneer: "I said Chen Qiubai, are you in the water in your brain!" It's already the 21st century, and you're still here to tell me what kind of land lord! , why don't you say the Jade Emperor, why don't you say the Buddha. The mana of these two great gods is much higher than that of the land lord, why don't you ask the two of them for help. If you can make these two take a fancy to you, won't you be able to become an immortal and a Buddha at that time? ”
Chen Qiubai didn't expect Lu Tiankai to say this about him, but he was also a little caught off guard, so he could only smile awkwardly and said, "Since you guys are not interested in offering incense here, then let's hurry quickly, so as not to delay the trip." "What the hell, Lao Tzu kindly wants you to have a stick of incense and get the blessing of a land lord, but I didn't expect you to be kind enough to be a donkey's liver and lungs, that's good, when you die, you will know that you will regret it."
Mu Sicheng listened to Lu Tiankai's aggressive words, but he couldn't stand it anymore, and said: "Lu Tiankai, what kind of attitude do you have, people asked us to put incense on the land temple, no matter what, it was also a good intention, I didn't expect you to say that about him, what crazy are you." ”