With a scream, I was like a kite with a broken string and didn't know where to go. It's the first time I've experienced being hit by a car, and it's really exciting!

The jeep came to a halt underneath me, and I was dragged back by the attraction of the earth.

Don't say it, the quality of this good car is not to say! I fell on the roof of the car with a weight of more than 100 pounds, and the car didn't get out of the pit, but it almost made me not come up in one breath.

"Oh! Who is so short-sighted and throws garbage in my car? It's so unlucky! ”

The jeep door opened, and a pustule protruded from inside. The bag on the head of Sakyamuni is very pleasing to the eye, and this guy has a bag on his head and makes people feel disgusted and want to vomit! How can someone have a head that looks like a toad?

"Hey! Don't you have to look at people when you drive? Didn't you drive a tank before? ”

I yelled at this man angrily, and he raised his head, almost making me regret the long eyes! The world is crazy! Can anyone really look like a toad?

The big, round eyes protrude outward, the small nose is almost attached to the face, the big mouth fork can almost be split to the root of the ear, and the two ears seem to have never grown. With your dignity in life, I have to sigh if God didn't eat breakfast in the morning!

"Boy, don't you have eyes? Jump off the building and smash my car, can you afford it? ”

The freak said as he touched his khaki jeep and pulled a lump of mud off it. Did this just come back from the mountains?

"Did you drive me into the air? Why did it become mine, didn't it? ”

"Haha! I drove your car into you? So how can you still talk to me like this? Crash into you, you're not going to die sooner! You have to see who it is, too? Haven't you heard of the name of my golden toad? Beware that I trample you to death, no one will dare to care. ”

"Oh! It's unreasonable! You trample on me to see? Golden Toad! …… What is it? Medicinal herbs? ”

"You! …… You come down. ”

I stood on the roof of his car, condescendingly looking at this pretending grandson, and I was even more angry when I heard him speak. So I jumped on the car twice, but I didn't expect the roof of the car to collapse.

The freak below seemed to like the car, and when he saw that I stepped on it and almost didn't cry, he yelled for me to go down.

"Damn! If you let me go down, I'll go down? Do you have what it takes? ”

"You come down!"

"You come up!"

……

"Come down! Can't I give you money? I'm unlucky today, and I'm going to see you with a thousand cuts! ”

"What? You repeat? I won't go down. ”

"You! ……”

Sitting on the roof of the car, I wondered, what should I teach this freak a lesson? I have a feeling that this guy seems to be a monster too! But it's not as obvious as it used to be, what's going on?

The golden toad was so angry with me that he suddenly opened his big mouth, and a thin, long, round tongue leaked out. This tongue is more than two meters long, and it must be a big pile together, no wonder his mouth is so big!

This tongue came out and flew straight at me, with a lot of sticky liquid on it and ticking incessantly. You deserve to be called a golden toad, and you are really a toad! It's no wonder I don't feel obvious, toads are really good at camouflage.

Grabbing his tongue, this guy still wants to drag me down, it's really a mistake. In addition to being invincible with an iron fist, my strength is also not to be underestimated!

Standing on the roof of the car and pulling his tongue to pick him up, the toad was so heavy that he couldn't go any higher than just his feet off the ground.

"Woohoo! ……”

"Speaking Chinese, I can't understand what you're saying? …… Yes! That's right! Your tongue was caught by me, and you can't speak, so I'll give it back to you. ”

As soon as his hand relaxed, his tongue bulged and retracted. This guy stared at me and didn't speak for a long time.

"Why are you glaring at me? Look at me again, look at me again, and I'll eat you. ”

"You...... What kind of monster are you? ”

"Aha! You finally asked a sensible question, brother and I are handsome and stupid, loved by everyone, and flowers bloom, invincible heroes, Zhang Shanfeng is also. ”

"Zhang Sanfeng! That's the cowhide mission in martial arts novels, are you the ultimate monster? But I haven't played a game in a long time! ”

"Oh! All gods and horses? My name is Zhang Shanfeng. ”

"Well...... Are you sure? ”

"I ...... I'm going to kill you! ”

I roared and flew straight through the roof of the car and punched him. This thing is so hateful, even more hateful than the sixth child!

When the toad below saw me say that he would do it, he puffed up his cheeks and held his breath. His body also swelled rapidly, and in the blink of an eye, it was like a balloon!

Oh! What the hell is this?

Because of the inertia and the fact that I couldn't stop in the air, I had to keep throwing punches at this guy. Brother, this iron fist is indestructible, you will be blown by me if you become a balloon! I wonder if you're going to drop your equipment? Hehe! It's a joke, there's no way he's going to drop any gear!

As soon as my fist came into contact with this toad, I understood why it was said that "there are people outside the world, and there is a sky outside the sky"!

This thing is a stinky ball, full of elasticity! Why am I going to be bounced off? It really turned my always beautiful self-perception on its head!

"Smack!"

I was almost thrown to the ground, what a tragedy! What a life! It's always full of infinite unpredictability, and when you think it's going to be like this, the result is always going to be that way!

"Hahaha......"

The golden toad returned to its original state, pointed at me and laughed. Tears are about to flow!

"Don't laugh! Am I funny? Isn't it just a trick to burst a balloon! Brother, I have all the ways to make you obey. ”

"Hahaha...... Less stinky fart! Look at your bear-like look! Hahaha......"

"Oh! Don't laugh! Phew......"

Spit out the sand that had just choked in my mouth, and I yelled at the ugly bastard, "You...... Isn't it just relying on your own skin? If I roasted it over a fire, would you think you would become a roast chicken? Oh yes! You are a toad, not a field chicken. ”

"What? Can you still use fire? ”

I took out the fire prisoner talisman that the leader had just given, and just used this ugly monster to test how powerful it was.

The golden toad saw the red rune paper in my hand from a distance, and suddenly turned around and ran, not even wanting a special jeep.

"Hey! Don't you run? I'll just try it, just one, and there won't be any danger drops! ”

I remember that the leader used more than a dozen rune papers on me! If you use one for this toad, it shouldn't kill him, right?

"Less! It's weird that you don't want to die! Can't I take you? The jeep has also sent you, so you can let me go! I'm not going to pretend to be forced anymore! ”

The golden toad was crying and shouting as he ran, feeling like I was a robber, and I didn't even let go of an ugly monster!

"Hey! I'll try one, you don't run. Just one, I haven't tried it yet! At most, I'll give you money, a hundred, two hundred, five hundred! ”

I chased the toad and tried to catch him, but this guy was so jumpy that he flew far away! If I let this monster escape, I'll have a hard time finding this opportunity again, so I must not let him escape.

Throwing off his two legs and chasing desperately, this thing also desperately escaped. I wondered! This fire prisoner talisman is quite powerful, but it is too much, right? As for being so scared? I'm scared like hell!

Compared with endurance, I am really not the opponent of this toad, this thing looks bloated, but the physical strength is extremely strong. Those two thighs are thick and strong, and they are not fat!

After chasing for a long time, I'm already a little out of breath, and this thing is still so powerful. Could it be that the rune paper in my hand really made a monster of his level so scared that he wanted to fight hard?

Seeing that the toad was about to run away, suddenly the thing fell under its feet and grabbed.

Ha ha! Finally, my scared legs were weak, so I got my chance!

Three steps and two steps over, the distance was almost the same, so I took out a piece of talisman paper and threw it over. With a thought in his mind, the rune paper instantly turned into a fireball, and it rushed straight to the golden toad who wanted to get up.

He had just raised his head and subconsciously glanced back, only to see the fireball that I had turned into a talisman.

"Mom!"

The creature screamed and turned his head to escape again, but it was too late, and as soon as the fireball touched him, his body was instantly surrounded by raging flames. The thing kept howling, and the pus on the top of the head began to flow yellow-brown mucus, and after a while, it was covered with this viscous liquid.

Oh! Such a rune paper can conjure such a formation, this rune paper is really a treasure!

But it was my surprise that the golden toad was not burned to death soon, and I thought that the toad would not be able to withstand such a big fire. Unexpectedly, the mucus flowing out of the head of this cargo saved half of the life.

Although the slime was almost tumbling by the fire, the golden toad was not materially damaged. It seems that the skin trauma is similar to my previous situation.

I thought I could take it back with a single fire, but it didn't work! I could only watch the toad being tortured by the fire for more than ten minutes.

Gee! I guess the rescue is almost ripe, right? After such a long time, the roasted beef tendons should be cooked!

When the fire went out on its own, I looked over. Hehe! It's still alive!

It was exactly the same as what I had been in before, this thing was scorched by the fire, and it stared at me motionless with two blistered eyes.

"Tsk! I'm sorry! I didn't know this rune paper was so powerful! When I was burned by this fire before, it took a lot of time to become like you. I didn't expect you, so I solved it with a piece of rune paper! ”

The golden toad couldn't speak, and when he saw me, he suddenly cried, silently, and the tears couldn't stop flowing.

Gee! How pathetic! I'll just take you to the doctor!

Carrying the medium-rare roast chicken, I returned to his jeep and threw him into the back seat, and I sat firmly in the driver's seat.

Thinking about going to find Hu Meiniang! She is a doctor, and there is always a way to save this toad.

However, I suddenly noticed a problem. I don't know how to drive! What's the matter?

After learning the plot in the movie, I finally started the jeep after a long time of drumming, and I drove the car sweating profusely, not to mention how beautiful it was! The first time I drove a car, it was so exciting!

I drove this car like a drunk driver! Not to mention the left and right, it always presses on the stone and soil bag. This is bitter for the golden toad in the back, and the eggshells are almost broken. Of course, I burned the eggshell with a fire prison charm.

Realizing that the toad was in dire need of healing, I slammed on the gas pedal under my feet. The jeep was like a little frog, bouncing up and down.

As a result, I crashed into a car parked in a tree in the hospital, and I also crashed into a car under the front windshield. Covering my head, under countless surprised eyes, I quickly got into the hospital with a piece of black charcoal in my arms.

After Hu Meiniang read it, it took a long time to spit out a few words, "Send it to the morgue quickly, it's not right!" Rush to the emergency room"

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