As soon as I walked to the entrance of the cave, I met Hu Meiniang who was coming to me. It seems that it will take a lot of words to do what I want. If it weren't for Miao Suihua pestering me to be verbose, I guess I would have passed by Hu Meiniang.

Hu Meiniang was surprised when she saw me pulling and pulling Miao Suihua, and she guessed that she had misunderstood something.

"Fengzi, what kind of play are you playing with her? You...... Why did you just go out when you met? Didn't you say you wanted to try to do it all over again with her? ”

Miao Suihua hurriedly shouted: "Sister Hu, he is going to turn himself in, and he also said that he will go to the special department to talk." I persuaded him but he didn't listen, so you should talk to this madman! ”

"Sister, I'm ......"

"You can't go! Come in with me, I'll tell you slowly. ”

Hu Meiniang didn't wait for me to explain, so she and Miao Suihua took me back to the cave again.

Sitting on the ground and looking at the second daughter, why do I feel so awkward! Two monsters, one mysterious, one eccentric. I'm even more of a wonder among humans, an alternative among monsters. Why are all the strange people and monsters gathered together?

It would be nice if Xiao Jiu'er was here, she is a master who can pinch and calculate, and she will definitely know some ins and outs. It's a pity that she is not dead or alive now, which makes me scratch my heart and liver the most.

Hu Meiniang saw that I was silent, and couldn't help but say, "Fengzi, what do you think?" Why do you want to turn yourself in? What are you talking about with the special department? Will the police believe that you kill you? Will the special department allow you to exist as an alternative? I guess they'll be looking into you! ”

"This ...... Sister, I didn't think about it that much. I don't think the police will make indiscriminate conclusions, and special departments can't study anyone at will, right? At least I'm still human, not a monster! ”

Suddenly, I saw that the second daughter's face turned green, and I felt as if I had said something wrong again. But the words have already been spoken, and it is too late to regret it.

I got retribution, and the second daughter rushed up, one kept telling me about how dark the police special department was, and the other kept shouting and beating me.

Miao Suihua is the most vicious, and it is estimated that she has vented all the resentment she has accumulated against me during this time.

She exclaimed, "You three madmen! You're human, huh? Always talk about monsters, what's wrong with monsters? What happened to the youkai? Youkai is much stronger! ”

While yelling, she scratched and kicked her hands. I hugged my head, but I was still caught as a cat, and there was a footprint on the left and a footprint on the right.

Hu Meiniang didn't stop her, and said to me: "The police have good ones, but they don't know that there are monsters, so your idea is too naïve." The special department is full of old stubbornness, and it is absolutely not allowed to do anything wrong with the monsters, nor can it allow the existence of human beings with special abilities, and after such a long time, it is likely to cause chaos in the world! Did you know......"

And so on, Hu Meiniang talked endlessly, and the roots of my ears began to itch when I heard it. It's better to be scratched by Miao Suihua, and I have an invisible turtle shell to protect me. But this wordiness is the most difficult to resist, formless and imageless, it can be called a peerless martial art!

I finally survived for more than half an hour, but the second daughter was tired, so she finally let me go temporarily.

I said to Hu Meiniang: "Sister, let me try, right?" Maybe now that the special department has been replaced, it's no longer the old stubborn ones you met before! The times are advancing, society needs to be harmonious, and shemales will coexist peacefully, right? ”

Hu Meiniang was speechless by my words, opened her mouth wide, and didn't close it for a long time.

Miao Suihua was even more exaggerated, her eyes were bigger than a cow's eyes, and she pointed at me and asked, "Are you a third madman?" How do I feel as if I'm a different person? Come, touch me, hug me, I feel if you are still as lewd as before? ”

"Oh! Can't you just be normal? When did I get obscene? If you don't always wear clothes...... It's strange that any man who sees you like that doesn't want to get into trouble! ”

I'm so angry with this weird, why is she so foolish? It's incomprehensible!

Hu Meiniang sighed and said, "Alas! …… Fengzi, you have some truth in saying this, my grudge with the special department has been a long time ago, maybe now they have really changed their policy and are no longer the same as before. ”

"Sister, how can you listen to his nonsense! I wonder now if he's a three-madman? We should study it first, and if not, we should dissect it. ”

Miao Suihua's words almost scared me to death, why is this guy still the same old and has no brains!

"Did you forget to take your medicine? Can you still live after dissection? ”

I couldn't get angry, so I grabbed Miao Suihua's clothes and yelled at her by the neck.

"Huh! It's three maniacs, that's right! Or the original three madmen. ”

Kindness? What is she doing? Why is it another big turn?

Seeing that I was at a loss, Miao Suihua pointed to my hand that grabbed her.

"Oh! Is this my hand? ”

My hand was grasping Miao Suihua's breast, and it was still moving. I don't even feel anything!

"Hehe..." Miao Suihua smiled and broke free of my hand and ran behind Hu Meiniang.

Hu Meiniang had a black line on her face, and she didn't know what to say.

"Hey, hey! Sister, I didn't think about this? Unknowingly, unconsciously! You'd better tell me how to contact the special department, right? ”

……

Following the crowds that came and went in the night, I didn't know where I was going.

Suddenly, an arm tapped me on the shoulder, and when I turned my head, I saw a group of police officers standing in front of me, wearing white police uniforms, a bit like the police in the 50s in the movie.

"Are you guys making movies? I'm going to get out of here. ”

I thought they were making a movie, and if they stole the camera, the director wouldn't find someone to kill me? Hurry away and stay away.

But these white-clothed policemen smiled at me, "Your name is Zhang Shanfeng?" ”

"Well, how do you know my name?"

"Huh! It's really the back waves of the Yangtze River pushing the front waves! Come with us. ”

"What do you mean? Where are you taking me? ”

"You'll know when you get there, it's good."

"Come less, I have important things to do, and I don't have time to make movies."

I'm really not interested in participating in this kind of street show, let alone making a movie, I don't even have a line. At most, one word, "Ah! "And then die, who wants to be this kind of trick when he is too special.

"Let's go, it's not a movie, we're staff from the special department, please chat."

"What? Special Division! Do you have documents? Take a look. ”

The white-clothed policeman who spoke had a black line on his face, took out a black notebook from his body and handed it to me.

At first glance, it's really a special department, and it is clearly written: special department personnel xxx, job title NPC, level junior trumpet.

What the hell is this? Fool me, right? The special department is this certificate!

As soon as I lost my papers, I turned around and left. The guy who gave me the papers finally got angry.

"Boy! Be so arrogant, come with us, or you will be arrested for obstruction of official duties. ”

"Humph! It's like the real thing! I'm seventy or eighty levels, and I don't dare to be so arrogant, and now the newcomer is really bold. ”

Seeing that I pouted in disapproval, several white-clad policemen came up and blocked my way.

"What are you doing, don't think I can't beat you! You'll regret it! ”

"Boy, we are really a special department, you did the case of the Foot Dao Hall, right?"

"Ahh What's wrong? ”

I regret it after I promised, this is not admitting that I am the murderer! It is estimated that the real police will be able to come in a while, these people are typical of my words!

I was about to give them a little bit of a hard time, when suddenly the back of my neck hurt, like a pinprick pain.

"Why are you pricking me with a needle? Oh! It's an electric baton! I've always been like a! It's just too expensive, and I've never been willing to buy it. ”

Several policemen held electric batons in their hands and couldn't close their mouths in surprise, probably miscalculated. I forgot to tell them I wasn't afraid of this thing, how could I, wearing an invisible turtle shell, not be able to bear this? That's a joke.

"Boy, there's a set! No wonder one person settles all the yokai. ”

"Huh? Are you really a special department? ”

Several people nodded heavily, with a helpless expression. I guess they've never touched me like this!

"Great! I'm looking for you! There are some things I want to report to you, but I actually did them for a reason. ……”

I explained it in a rambling way, and it wasn't until I saw the faces of these policemen turn black that I realized that I might have said a little too much!

"Boy, you're amazing! So come with us, I really want to talk to you. ”

"Okay!"

I happily agreed to come down and follow them. If I do any more wordy, they will go crazy.

After walking for a while, I saw a dark alley with a small shop with lights on.

One of the people leading the way walked over and opened the door and made a gesture of please.

"Oh! No way? The special department actually hung the brand of the commissary, is it possible that the special department is also low-key camouflage? ”

Several policemen ignored my exclamation and led me inside.

It's a real commissary, with everything, probably for nightlife humans!

One walked to the counter and said a few words to a beautiful waitress. The beautiful woman got up and pressed a button on the table in front of her, and a door opened behind her.

The police took the lead and walked in, and I looked at the beautiful woman who was smiling at me, and was dragged into the door by the police.

"This is the special department? Don't tell me you don't have the money to build a new one, I don't believe it! The gods who preach you out there!

"Alas! …… You kid guessed right! We are indeed strapped for money, and we basically live on the income of the outside commissary. That's why I want to recruit young and promising people like you to revitalize this department! ”

"I'll go! Bye! ”

When I heard him, I wanted to slap myself in the face. I tried so hard to find them, but they couldn't even eat. Then I'm looking for them for help, it's not whimsical!

"Wait! As long as you join, the benefits are many! We are actually just a branch here, and if you perform well, our team leader will recommend you to go to the senior department. The future is limitless! ”

"Huh? That's right...... Let me think about it, will you introduce this department first? ”

When a few white-clothed policemen saw that I was moved, they began to introduce me in turn, and I was so drowsy that I listened to my eyes!

Suddenly, a beautiful woman from outside walked in, and my eyes lit up and I began to look closely.

It's not just the beauty, but also this dark room, a special department branch.

A room with airtight walls and only one vent. A table, a few benches, and nothing else! A few policemen dressed in white, like acting tricks. Only this is a welcome beauty, and she still said it in the past!

"Beauty! Can you introduce me to it? I'm starting to get a little curious about this! ”

A few of the policemen who had just been introduced very hard suddenly became dumb, because what they had just said was in vain, and I didn't listen to it at all. It's not that I don't listen, it's just too boring to be interested!

Seeing that I was sincere, the beautiful woman slowly repeated it to me.

A few white-clad policemen couldn't stop lamenting, but I was full of interest, chewing word by word.

She has a great voice and is attractive as soon as she speaks, I love it!

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