Chapter 548: Blasphemy ......
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Xiao Yu and the little sister held paper umbrellas and walked side by side.
The raindrops fell on the bluestone slab, enveloping a thin layer of mist like green smoke, the breeze blowing, the surrounding bamboo forests rustled, and also blew the waist-length hair of the little sister, such as the ink plum under the master of Chinese painting, blooming arbitrarily.
The two walked forward silently, they didn't need to deliberately say anything, they looked at each other and smiled, and they couldn't go against their hearts.
Soon arrived at the valley entrance of Savage Mountain.
Taniguchi was not stopped, but there was a small mountain of skulls piled up in the flat open space on the side, which in words would mean "death to the trespasser".
Xiao Yu and others walked into the valley, and most of the people they saw along the way were alien races with very different appearances from ordinary people, such as tall bull demons with horns, cat ears and cat tails, etc., although they were weird, they also roughly had a human shape.
As for others, they are not at all.
For example, there is a thin creature that looks like an old tree with its wooden bark exposed, and even a wolf cub walking leisurely in the street, covered in snow-like hair, occasionally looking left and right, with its head held high, looking haughty as if it was about to bow down to the wolf's claws.
To put aside the land of the Central Plains, such an arrogant wolf cub has long been beaten to death by a random stick, but the aliens here are not surprised, and many people even deliberately showed a kind smile, took out their own food and snacks, and looked flattering.
It's just that this little snow wolf seems to have a very good appetite, and only sniffs the food offered by these alien races for a moment, then walks away with a disgusted face, and continues to stroll leisurely, like a noble lord who patrols his territory.
But at this time, the little wolf's eyes lit up, and his eyes fell on Xiao Yu and the others, to be precise, it was the little senior sister, who ran over briskly with her little short legs, and stepped in front of her, elegantly erecting a wolf claw.
"What does it do?" The little senior sister blinked her eyes and asked curiously.
Xiao Yu was also a little confused, "It should be here to beg for food, right?" ”
"Whew!" The little wolf roared dissatisfiedly, stared at Xiao Yu with a pair of eyes, bared out his short milk teeth, and tried to make a vicious appearance, but it was like a small snowball, and there was really no deterrent at all.
Seeing that it was cute, the little sister chuckled, picked up the little wolf, and teased it.
The little snow wolf rubbed on the little sister's chest with great enjoyment, squinted his eyes and let out a howl of pleasure.
"Could this be the legendary pervert and wolf?" Xiao Yu tugged at the corners of his mouth, ignoring the little wolf cub's struggle, reached out to pull away its two little short legs, and after taking a look, he shook his head and said, "It turned out to be a female." ”
As soon as the words fell, the entire long street suddenly fell silent.
Deathly silence.
A mountain rain is coming, and the dull air pressure of the wind fills the building.
Xiao Yu looked up, and saw the street full of alien pedestrians, as if they had been immobilized, all of them looked at him in shock and even horror, as if they had seen a flood beast, and they were going to swallow them in one bite the next moment.
"Bold!" An angry shout sounded, and two men dressed in black flashed out from the corner, "You dare to blaspheme Princess Xuanyue, you really don't know what to do, and you deserve death!" ”
“……”
I just looked at the male and female, where is the blasphemy, if you are afraid of being blasphemed, you should put a pair of pants on it! Otherwise, it's going to be gone all the time!
"Where did you come from, don't put down Princess Xuanyue quickly, don't dirty Princess Xuanyue's body, maybe you can leave a whole corpse." The other also shouted.
Hey, brother has to blaspheme today!
Xiao Yuhu blushed, reached out and pinched the little snow wolf's cheek, pulled it vigorously to both sides, and then nodded with satisfaction, "Well, it feels good." ”
"An dares to insult Princess Xuanyue like this!"
"I'm going to tear you to pieces!"
The eyes of the two black-clothed men were red, just like Xiao Yu had dug their ancestral grave, roared, their bodies suddenly became larger, their pores grew snow-white wolf hairs, and the corners of their mouths also protruded two sharp canine teeth, and they were about to be killed.
But at this moment, a loud shout came suddenly, "Stop it!" Private fights are not allowed here, and violators will be killed! ”
A team of elite guards in leather armor with fierce expressions rushed over and said coldly, "What are you doing?" ”
The two wolf clan guards pointed at Xiao Yu angrily, "This guy actually blasphemed Princess Xuanyue of my clan, and my Xiaoyue wolf clan will never let him go!" ”
"Who are you?" The leader frowned and asked, his right hand already resting on his weapon.
Without him, the group of people in front of him is too unusual, whether it is temperament or expression, there is no fear at all, but he is calm and abnormal, this kind of bearing that is difficult for others to match, can not be pretended.
What's even more strange is that these people are all fresh faces, and they don't have the appearance of half a different race, obviously a pure human race, but not like a barbarian, he has a bad premonition in his heart, and is even ready to kill people if he doesn't agree with him.
Who knew that the young man at the head cleared his throat and smiled: "Since you sincerely asked, then I will reluctantly introduce it to you." ”
"This Taoist is called Daoxuan, he is the master of Qingyunmen, one of the top masters in the world, and his Taiqing swordsmanship is superb, unpredictable, and thousands of troops are just waiting for leisure." Xiao Yu pointed to the Daoxuan real person next to him and opened his mouth to introduce.
“……”
After a brief silence, the long street suddenly burst into laughter.
The wolf clan guard opened his eyes and carefully examined Dao Xuan Zhenren for a moment, and said with a disdainful smile:
"Are you a three-year-old? Just looking for a bad old man is like pretending to be the head of Qingyun? ”
Oops,, old man?
The heads of the sects had strange faces, and they almost didn't laugh out loud, the dignified and decent head of the world, Dao Xuan Zhenren, was actually just a bad old man?
Another wolf guard continued:
"I heard that the Daoxuan old demon of Qingyunmen was born with three heads and six arms, a green face and fangs, a good fierce appearance, ten cows and ten sheep for a meal, and he also prefers to drink with the heart and liver of a child, this bad old man looks sick, how can it be the old demon of Daoxuan."
“……”
The corners of Dao Xuanzhen's eyes twitched, his old face turned black, and he was about to step forward and kill this guy with one palm, but Xiao Yu grabbed him, "Don't worry, let's also listen to the image of us in the barbarian's mouth." ”
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable." Dao Xuan Old Demon withdrew his hand with a dark face.
Xiao Yu pointed to the kind-eyed old monk Puhong next to him, "This master is Puhong, the head of the four great monks of Tianyin Temple, and his Buddhist cultivation is unfathomable, do you know it?" ”
"Hey, who are you fooling?" A wolf clan guard snorted, "Isn't a monk who loves to kill people and set fires, he should eat with a good face and a big belly and a round waist, such a dry old monk is something." ”
"What a guts, I admire you!" Xiao Yu couldn't help but admire.
Pu Hong clasped his hands together and whispered the Buddha's name, "Amitabha, good, good." ”
Xiao Yu was about to say more, and the wolf clan guard on the right hand was already impatient and said:
"Who are you? Don't pretend to be crazy and stupid here! ”
"This is the leader of my Xiuzhen Alliance, you have to be presumptuous." Dao Xuan Zhenren smiled and spoke.
Xiao Yu only felt that something bad was surging in his heart, and a wolf clan guard already sneered:
"Nonsense again! How could he be that big shot? It's not at all like the rumors. ”
"It is said that the leader of the alliance is a person full of evil, a ghost, every day there is no woman, every day there is no woman, every day to spoil ten women, up to eighty-year-old women, down to five-year-old dolls, no one refuses to come......"
"I'll slap you to death!" Xiao Yuhu roared with a grimace, "Do you know that your family is so good at spreading rumors?" How many flavors do I have to make even a five-year-old doll go! ”
"Don't be impatient, don't be impatient, don't be impatient, listen to what he says." Dao Xuan Zhenren spoke calmly, but the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked.
The old monk Puhong also pronounced the Buddha's name, and said with kind eyebrows: "Also listen to the image of us in the barbarian's mouth." ”
Xiao Yu: "......"
The scene was indescribably embarrassing, and the heads of the sect leaders behind them were already flushed, and they couldn't hold back their laughter, and they almost laughed three hundred times.
Another wolf clan guard said, "I also heard that this person is cruel and unkind, extremely cruel, not to mention the belly of the mother-in-law, in order to shirk the responsibility, he even beat the mother-in-law with his fist until he had a miscarriage!" ”
"Poof-" Even the little senior sister couldn't help it now.
Xiao Yu's face was already like the sky after a nuclear war, covered with dark clouds of frost and earth.
I'm your second uncle, that guy who made up nonsense, you come out, if you don't beat your shit out, I'll have your surname!
……
But at that moment, a raven flew from afar, landed on the shoulder of the commander of the guard, and whispered in his ear.
The guard leader's face was originally indifferent, but after listening to the crow's low voice, he suddenly changed drastically, and his gaze at Xiao Yu and the others suddenly became frightened, and then without saying a word, he turned around and left.
"What are you running?" The two wolf guards looked at each other, and an unbelievable guess came to mind.
The two guys shuddered and turned their heads and said in disbelief, "You, you ......"
Xiao Yu raised his voice directly, "I waited to visit, but I didn't even have anyone to greet me, is this the hospitality of Savage Mountain?" ”
The sound was clear, piercing through the drizzle, echoing throughout the Savage Mountains.
After a short silence, an old woman's voice came:
"It's an honor for you sect masters to visit, I'm honored to be in Savage Mountain, so you can come up."
Xiao Yu turned his head to see that there was no one on the street, his eyes turned and fell on the two of them, and he said with a tiger face: "Do you want to die or want to live?" ”
Although the two of them wanted to straighten their waists and say "I'd rather die than give in", when the words came to their mouths, they became "I want to live, I want to live, adults spare my life!" ”
The little snow wolf also seemed to realize that he had collided with some great man, stretched out his paws to cover his eyes, and did not dare to struggle anymore.
Xiao Yu snorted coldly, "Then lead the way ahead, otherwise I can't guarantee that Dao Xuan Zhenren and Abbot Puhong, who were scolded as bad old men, will not slap you to death." ”
The two wolf clan guards stared blankly, their faces were dull, "I'm so stupid, I really ......"