"Two daring things, don't get over here!"

Taishang Laojun drank clearly, and saw the golden rope on Zhu Bajie's body, the seven-star sword in the hand of the Golden Horn King, the banana fan on his waist, and the purple gold red gourd, mutton fat jade net bottle, all of which seemed to be strongly pulled, and flew to Taishang Laojun one after another, and were put away by him one by one.

"Huh. ”

Taishang Laojun looked at the golden horn and silver horn that had turned into two bundled hair Dao Tong kneeling in front of him, and smiled: "This gourd is my Sheng Dan, the pure bottle is my water, the sword is my refining demon, the fan is my fire fan, and the rope is the belt of my robe." One of these two useless boys is the boy who guards the golden furnace, and the other is the boy who guards the silver furnace. ”

"It's none of my business, it's just because the Bodhisattva Guanyin of the South China Sea asked me to borrow three times, so I turned the two boys into demons and put them here to test the sincerity of the scriptures. ”

This statement is exactly the same as recorded in Journey to the West.

Cui Shi saw that Taishang Laojun finished saying this familiar line, and with a flick of the sleeves of his robe, he planned to take the two children back to Tushi Palace, but he didn't have time to think about it, so he hurriedly stepped forward and shouted:

"Laojun, please stay!"

Well?

Taishang Laojun turned his head when he heard this, looked at Cui Shi with interest for a while, and there was some appreciation in his eyes, and said warmly:

"Are you okay?"

"Yes!"

It's easy to see this big opportunity, and Cui Shi refuses to miss it no matter what.

"Lao Jun, please give me a Nine-Turn Soul Rejuvenation Pill. ”

Cui Shi has always wanted to find Guanyin Bodhisattva and ask her to help treat Wang Jianfeng, who has been lying in Guangming Hospital for nearly a year. If it drags on any longer, I am afraid that the coffin of life will not be able to save the life of my father-in-law.

However, Guanyin Bodhisattva was not found for a long time, but today in the lotus cave of Pingdingshan, I saw the legendary Taishang Laojun.

If there is anyone in the entire Journey to the West world who can break this mysterious rule restriction so that Cui Shi can bring the things here back to the modern city, then Taishang Laojun is definitely one of them, and may even be the only one.

Now that it is easy to see Taishang Laojun leaving the Tushi Palace, right in front of him, Cui Shi has no time to do more, so he can only make a direct appeal a little abruptly.

"Oh, what do you want me to do?"

Taishang Laojun did not refuse at that time, but the smile on his face became a little bigger.

"Save my father!"

These four words Cui Shi said loudly and confidently, the son wants to raise but does not wait, this is the most helpless desolation in the world. Now that he has such an opportunity, even if the gods and Buddhas are watching, Cui Shi dares to say it out loud.

"Huh. ”

Taishang Laojun shook his head slightly, and said lightly: "That person, if you don't save it...... okay."

Refuse?!

Cui Shi suddenly felt very anxious in his heart, and he went through many hardships and dangers to walk to the Lotus Cave of Pingdingshan and saw this highest-level Great Tianzun. What the other party meant by this was that I might not be able to save it, but I just didn't want to help.

What a line!

Cui Shi saw that Taishang Laojun turned around and took the two boys to rise in mid-air, and he was about to disappear in front of him in a moment, and he was in a hurry, so he pointed at Taishang Laojun's back regardless of it, quickly pinched the magic trick, and shouted:

"Definitely!"

"Hahaha, I learned something good!"

Taishang Laojun smiled dumbly, and waved the dust in his hand in the air, as if it collided with the invisible magic power, turning it into invisible without any fireworks.

Cui Shi is proud of this immobilization technique, since he learned it, although there is a chance of failure, but it has never been resisted head-on, the anti-heaven supernatural power, in the Taishang Laojun's wave of dust, completely annihilated.

Looking up again, Taishang Laojun and the two boys had disappeared into the clouds.

Depend on!!

In the end, he still refuses to help, this old man is not particular!

Cui Shi stomped his feet again and again, his stomach was angry, but he didn't know who to go with.

"Grass! Taishang Laojun, this bastard! God doesn't understand the virtue of a good life, and he is embarrassed to be the head of the Three Qings? He is embarrassed to open a furnace for alchemy in the Tushi Palace? The gold pill that deserves to be stolen and eaten a whole five gourds is left in Ya's hands anyway, and it is a waste !!"

"Oh, Senior Brother, be cautious!

"You're so good at nephritis!"

Cui Shihuo was so big that he turned his head and started spraying.

Zhu Bajie just got up from the ground and desperately reached out to cover Cui Shi's mouth.

He's horrified!

It was Taishang Laojun who came just now, an existence that even the Jade Emperor was deeply afraid of!

This bold senior brother saw that Taishang Laojun didn't kneel and bow, and now he is still pointing to the sky and scolding, and even said "Ya", although he doesn't understand it very well, but it's definitely not a good thing.

If Taishang Laojun sees it, it will be a catastrophe immediately!

Senior brother is really a bull, just now he actually tried to do something to Taishang Laojun! The most terrifying thing is that in the face of Senior Brother's immobilization technique, even the Daode Tianzun, the head of the Three Qings, actually waved the dust!

You must know that among the Three Realms, it is worth moving this whisk of dust by Taishang Laojun, I am afraid that it is not more than the number of two slaps!

Senior brother is really unfathomable, but even so, it is still not enough to call the realm of Sanqing.

"Don't bother me!"

Cui Shi was too lazy to pull and pull with this pig, stretched out his hand and pushed Zhu Bajie, pointed to the remaining little demons in the lotus cave and said, "You and Lao Sha go to kill these little demons, it looks an eyesore!"

Cui Shi said while picking up the purple bamboo stick, using these unlucky little demons as a punching bag, and dripping with joy, hundreds of little demons in the Lotus Cave were swept away, basically becoming an abandoned cave.

"Senior brother, ...... over there in the Dragon Mountain"

"It doesn't matter over there!"

Cui Shi thought of the fine ghosts and clever insects, who should have survived three chapters of their brains, but at this moment, he was angry at Taishang Laojun's lack of face, so he did the opposite, but he didn't kill them.

Dangping the Lotus Cave, Cui Shi and Tang Seng and others crossed the boundary of Pingding Mountain and continued to the west.

Along the way, Cui Shi waved the purple bamboo stick in his hand irritably, so there were countless wild wolves and tigers who suffered, and even Tang Seng knew that he was in a bad mood and didn't dare to talk nonsense.

Damn!

What kind of quality is this Taishang Laojun?

If it's to improve your cultivation, you can name it the Gathering Spirit Pill, the Qi Cultivation Pill, the Zhuji Pill, the Ritian Pill, or something.

has such a merciful name, but it is not used to save people, what a spicy chicken!

No wonder Taoism can't do Buddhism in modern times, look at the attitude of Guanyin Bodhisattva to the people, and then look at your arrogance as the so-called head of the Three Qings.

What a gap!

Since ancient times, those who win the hearts of the people have won the world, do you know?

Say "don't save it"!

It's not your dad who dares to be saved?

Don't you have a fucking dad at all? Even the boys under your door know that they miss their parents, you old bastard!

Cui Shi couldn't calm down after a long time, so he simply said irritably:

"The live broadcast is over!"