Chapter 157: The Little Demon Comes to the Door
Lu Ban's technology is really not to say, within a dozen hours, a magnificent two-story building appeared in front of everyone's eyes, but he built it too small, not to mention ten or eight people living in it! Even the three of them have to alternate their heads and feet to lie in!
I kicked the board down, "Aren't you the most famous carpenter in hell?" How can repairing a house be so crumbling! Are you getting water in your head? Is this a special double tent? ”
Hu Meiniang also frowned, squatted down and asked Lu Ban, "How did you do it?" It's not quite like your job! ”
Lu Ban wiped his sweat, rubbed his buttocks and slowly got up, and explained to Hu Meiniang: "Shangxian Mingcha! There wasn't a decent tree here, it was all stone, and the stone was as hard as steel. I can't build it! I didn't know there was such a place in hell, I had never heard of such a place! The city is almost the same as the human world, and the trees there are more than a hundred years old, let alone build a residence, even if you build a palace, it is no problem. But here'......"
As he spoke, his head shook like a drum. Hu Meiniang sighed and shook her head at me.
"What now? You can't sleep in the open air, can you? ”
I gritted my teeth with hatred, who the hell ruined this place? If I find him, I'll have to whip him and let him get back here!"
But now we can't find anyone to demolish, and it seems that we can only sleep in the open for the time being!
"Huh! …… It's better to see than to hear! You can also believe what a little monster says. It seems that I have to solve it with my aunt and grandmother! ”
Long Er laughed and mocked, and as soon as he finished speaking, he waved his hand, and the soldiers began to look around for something.
Lu Ban looked at these soldiers, and couldn't guess what they were going to do for a while, a little curious and a little excited.
"Luban! You should study hard! They are all masters of survival in the wild, and it is no problem to get a few temporary shelters. Hehe......"
I guessed that these soldier girl papers must have been made of local materials to set up tents, but it turned out that Long'er took these soldier girl papers really as I wanted, and after a while, I found building materials.
There are long, sturdy shrubs, large blades of grass, and some vines. I didn't expect there to be these in this hell, and I don't know if it's poisonous, don't sleep at night, and you won't be able to get up the next day!
"Sister Hu, look at these plants, we don't know if they are harmful to the human body, you are a doctor and you should be able to identify them. If it's okay, we'll be able to sleep peacefully tonight. ”
A soldier girl asked Hu Meiniang for advice, and Hu Meiniang carefully checked it several times, and deliberately put it in her mouth to taste it. I almost didn't die of scare, what if I was poisoned!
Fortunately, Hu Meiniang did not have any abnormal reaction after tasting it, and said very pleasantly surprised that these plants are very intentional to the human body.
Everyone was naturally happy, only Lu Ban watched the soldiers and sisters with a straight face, and after setting up the tent, they almost didn't find a crack to get into.
"I'm convinced! I didn't expect you to be like this, I always thought that you should be perfect, but I ignored the most important thing, which is to live as the foundation! ”
Lying in the small tent, breathing in the scent of the endemic plants of hell, I quickly closed my eyes.
It's been a long time since I've slept comfortably, and I really want to sleep with him for ten days and eight days!
But many times, things are extremely out of harmony with people's will! No, I just started dreaming of living a happy life with my sister, but a shrill howl snatched away my dream daughter-in-law.
"What a drop! Who robbed my daughter-in-law! ”
I jumped up from the tent with a scream, and overturned the tent in one fell swoop, and saw all the girls come out one by one. That's when I realized that we were surrounded by a bunch of weird-looking monsters!
"What's going on?"
I couldn't help but ask, but no one answered me, because those youkai were already fighting Miao Miao and the others. These monsters have the heads of all kinds of birds and beasts, but their bodies are all human, but one thing is certain, that is, these monsters are all male.
I guess these monsters were attracted by the crushes I brought! Otherwise, why do these monsters all saliva and bite the sister paper one by one!
And I and the toad Luban and I were suddenly forgotten, and no monsters came to attack us, and we didn't even have a conversation with them.
"Phew! Where are you monsters, stop it, or I'm going to get angry! ”
I yelled, and all the monsters that attacked the girls stopped at once, and the girls all gathered around me and stood beside me. The scene suddenly became interesting!
I am like a lion, leading this group of lionesses. And the monsters on the other side are like those male lions scattered on the grassland, and they want to gather together to grab my sister's paper.
"Do any of you speak human language? Come out one. ”
I pointed at the youkai, and the monsters on the other side trembled when they saw that my eyes were full of anger. Then they look at me, I look at you, and the last big, duck-headed youkai stepped forward.
"Quack! We saw so many sister papers, all of them are beautiful! How about it, will you hand it over yourself, or will we snatch it and kill you again? ”
I didn't answer anything, and I just picked up a rock on the ground, and I knocked it out. As a result, the duck just croaked, and its head blossomed.
The moment the rest of the youkai saw me talking, I shot me in the head, and they went crazy like frightened wild horses. They rushed at me desperately, as if they wanted to unite and tear me to shreds.
I was also on fire in my heart, and my hands instantly turned into two swords, wearing evil spirit armor, and I plunged into the monster and feasted on it.
After a burst of rattling and screaming, seeing that there was no monster left by me, Hu Meiniang suddenly shouted: "Fengzi left one, ask them what their origin is, and how did they come from?" ”
My sword was about to cut off the head of the last monster, and when I heard Hu Meiniang's words, I hurriedly made a sharp turn in the air and cut off a layer of the monster's scalp, so that I narrowly held its life.
The monster screamed in pain, I kicked it over, and then stared at its head with my sword and asked, "You heard my sister's question just now, so I will bring you from the truth, otherwise I will skin you alive." ”
This monster is a rabbit's head, and my sword has just shaved off both of its ears, and now it's funny. He endured the pain and said slowly: "We are the little monsters in hell who have just cultivated and formed, Lord Shangxian spares our lives!" I don't dare anymore! ”
It turned out to be just some little demons who didn't know the height of the sky, which made me worry for a long time, and I thought that Chang Liangliang sent troops so soon!
Seeing that I put down the sword in my hand, this little demon also let out a long breath. Hu Meiniang came over to help him treat the wound briefly, and the little monster looked at Hu Meiniang gratefully and said, "Thank you, Shangxian!" Thank you! ”
But I can see from its eyes that he absolutely covets Hu Meiniang's beauty. So I snorted coldly, and this guy was scared again, and he drooped his head.
"Huh! You're pretty cute, little demon! Let me ask you, how did you find out about us? And where did it come from? ”
Hu Meiniang used her charm that can confuse thousands of sentient beings again, this little demon is low-grade, and her eyes narrowed all of a sudden, and she recruited everything.
It turns out that these little monsters are wandering residents in the hell, and now there are too many monsters in the hell, and there are no longer enough people to live in the city. Especially low-level youkai like them are even more difficult to gain a foothold in the city!
So these little demons wandered around, and finally let them discover this place, which is where my eleventh temple is located. It's a long way from the city, and it's located behind a volcano outside the city, so few youkai know about it. They were also forced to find such a remote and hairless place after a difficult trek.
When these little demons came here, they found that there was nothing here, and although it was empty, there were no resources to use at all. Not to mention what a she-you-monster!
So, when they suddenly found out that we were here, they forgot everything in their excitement. I didn't think about the consequences at all and came to snatch my sister's paper, but when they sent me a hot potato, it was like uniting to kill me, but they didn't want to be killed by me.
In addition, in addition to these little demons, there are many little monsters here, but they are all wandering around with yellow faces and thin muscles, and it is estimated that they will die soon.
I asked him if there was a boss or something like that here, and he scratched his head and thought for a long time and said yes, it's a dog monster, and all the monsters that come here must surrender to him, and they must pay tribute regularly, otherwise this dog monster will eat them. This is also one of the reasons why they desperately want to grab the sister paper from me today, because they have nothing to offer anymore, and seeing beautiful women is of course their last hope.
I slapped the little monster's head and said, "Then you can die!" ”
"Fengzi! Why did you kill him so impulsively, we can still take advantage of it. ”
Hu Meiniang sighed and complained about me. I pouted and said, "What is there to use, didn't he say it was all about playing?" If you dare to snatch my sister paper, I will never let it go! ”
With that, I lay down on the ground and went back to sleep. Hu Meiniang grinned, her eyes were full of warmth. Miao Miao and Long Er saw that the matter was over, and they continued to rest as if nothing had happened.
But from everyone's eyes, I suddenly noticed that they were all laughing, and they even gave me a special look at me at the end.
What to laugh at? Rob my sister's paper, I just want to let the other party die without a place to bury! You're all my cute little sisters, don't even think about moving.
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