Chapter 28: This Life Was in Vain

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Buchen replied meaningfully: "This is the delicacy that the elves are proud of!" ”

"Isn't that funny? How brain-dead do they have to be to treat this candle-smelling thing as a delicacy? Still proud?! Zuo Heng shouted in disbelief. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Hearing this conversation, Mei Fei and Fei Fei's faces instantly turned red to the base of their necks, and at this moment, these two girls couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into!

Buchen laughed: "So, Second Brother Zuo, I think it is necessary for us to correct their wrong view of food!" ”

"No problem! It's up to us, don't dare to say anything else, my brothers are the best at cooking sea fish! ”

Buchen nodded, and said, "I'll also send someone to help, let's correct them together!" ”

"That's it!" Zuo Heng agreed.

"I said you two don't go so far first, treat you to dinner or something, you please, my compatriots will definitely come? Not necessarily, right? "Mei Fei poured cold water on Buchen and Zuo Heng.

Zuo Hengyan immediately made a bitter face when he heard this, through this period of time together, he already knew the temper of the elves very well, it was really arrogant, invite guests to dinner, if he dared to say this, people would definitely ridicule him to death!

Unexpectedly, Buchen didn't care at all, and waved his big hand and said: "You don't have to worry about this, I have my own way!" ”

"What's the solution?"

Mayfield asked, somewhat surprised.

Buchen didn't answer, just smiled mysteriously and said, "You can know it by looking at it!" ”

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But having said that, in fact, there is nothing new at all in the method of not inviting guests - it is to rely on the goddess to invite you!

Now Xiaoxi's Zhizi is still in the hands of Buchen, he modified the hologram left by Xiaoxi, rearranged the lines and took it to the camp of the two elf legions nearby, although the elves were arrogant, but the requirements of the creation goddess Messiah did not dare to slack off in the slightest, seeing that the goddess let them go to the banquet, although a little reluctant, but still collectively pinched their noses and arrived at the camp of the pirates at about seven o'clock in the evening.

By this time, countless bonfires had been lit in the pirates' camp, and a large number of fatty and tender sea fish had been processed, and they were put on wooden signatures waiting to be grilled. When they saw the elves coming, the pirates welcomed them into the camp with great enthusiasm, and then forced them to sit down by the campfire.

Buchen saw that the time was almost up, and immediately glanced at Zuo Hengyan, who immediately opened his voice and shouted: "Our bonfire banquet tonight is arranged by the goddess of creation and her old man, everyone must have fun and have fun!" Otherwise, I'm sorry for her old man, I'm a rough person, I can't speak, so I won't waste everyone's time, let's start now, big guy! ”

After that, Zuo Hengyan personally stirred up the grilled fish on the fire, and sprinkled spices, all of which were turned over, which was called a professional, and the two elf army leaders on the side had all kinds of strange expressions.

The pirates below immediately got busy when they heard this, and soon the tantalizing smell of grilled fish spread throughout the camp.

Alvin is a mobilized soldier of the coastal defense legion of the elven kingdom, she is an ordinary citizen of the kingdom when she is not fighting, for her who has lived for more than three hundred years and has never been out of the origin mountain range, everything in the kingdom is the best in the world, and the people of the kingdom are also the happiest in the world, while everything in the outside world is dirty, filthy and coarse, and the people in the outside world are also living in dire straits......

In her opinion, today's banquet is said to be to eat, but it is better to say that it is torture, and human beings can have delicious food? It's a fantasy!

It's just that her thoughts were a little shaken after smelling the smell of grilled fish wafting in the wind, but after all, she is a "noble" god family, even if she is a little tempted, she will not give in easily!

Seeing her reserved expression, Xu San, the old pirate who was in charge of handling the grilled fish, snickered - before the start of today's banquet, these carefully selected "grilled fish masters" were ordered by the second master of the left, and they all knew how amused these elves were!

After grilling the first fish, he didn't have the slightest cowardice, walked up to Alvin in three or two steps, and stuffed the grilled fish into the other party's hand without saying anything.

"Eat! See which one is stronger than your green stick?! Xu San said confidently with his arms crossed.

Alvin pinched the grilled fish skewer with a hesitant face, she was very appetizing when she smelled the fragrance that was close at hand, but more than three hundred years of cognition restrained her, so that she couldn't open her mouth no matter what!

"Girl, I will be unhappy not to eat your goddess! Do you want to make the goddess her old man hate? Xu San said with a smile.

Alvin felt that he had never been so humiliated in his life, but Xu San's words were also very reasonable, and she saw the goddess appear with her own eyes this afternoon. Not eating animal carcasses will anger the goddess, which is very, no, very likely to drop!

So in order not to be hated by the messianic goddess, Alvin held back his tears, opened his mouth very reluctantly, and bit into the grilled fish that was charred on the outside and tender on the inside!

Just one bite, just a small bite! Alvin's eyes widened suddenly!

"Delicious! The taste is simply amazing! ”

Alvin roared in her heart, and then she didn't hesitate, she opened her mouth and took another bite of the grilled fish!

This time it's a big bite!

"It's delicious! How could there be such a delicious thing in the world?! After confirming that the smell was not his hallucination, Alvin was about to cry with joy!

"How's it going, girl?" Xu San asked with a wink.

It's just that Alvin was already intoxicated by the wonderful taste of grilled fish at the moment, and he didn't pay attention to him at all, just taking a big bite of the fish!

A moment later, the fish turned into a fish skeleton.

"That ......" Only then did Alvin think of Xu San, who grilled fish for herself, and she said with a blushing face: "Is there anything else?" ”

Xu Sangang stuffed the grilled fish to several other elves, and when he saw her ask, he immediately said, "Like it very much?" ”

Alvin nodded heavily, looking at Xu San with sparkling eyes.

"How about your green sticks?" Xu San asked in a tone.

"It's strong to the sky!" Alvinian didn't even think about it.

"Hahahaha!" Hearing this, Xu San held his stomach and laughed, which was a relief in his heart! You must know that when he was a neighbor with the elves just now, he was ridiculed and laughed at by the elves when he dealt with the catch he brought back at the beach!

Alvin was a little embarrassed by his laughter, and she asked a little unhappily, "You haven't answered my question yet!" ”

Xu San stopped laughing and said to her, "Do you still want to eat?" How much you want! I will accompany the third brother to the end tonight! ”

The elves who had just tasted the taste of grilled fish around the campfire cheered loudly when they heard this, and Alvin was no exception.

At this moment, by the campfire outside the tent of the Chinese army.

"I've lived in vain all my life!!"

The captain of the Elven Kingdom's coastal defense legion said with tears streaming down his eyes while tearing the fish that Zuo Heng had grilled for her.

The other elven legion leader was more low-key than the former, just eating fish with a red face, bowing his head and not saying a word.

Buchen is also eating a grilled fish in his hand, don't you say, although Zuo Heng is relatively low-key, but the craftsmanship really doesn't say, it is definitely the top among the grilled fish masters who make guest appearances in a group of pirates!

"Second brother left, good craftsmanship!" Buchen gave a thumbs up to the left.

The evil breath in Zuo Hengyan's heart had already come out, and at this time, when he saw that he was not praising himself, his smiling eyes couldn't be seen, but he couldn't help but stroke his long beard and said: "It's just a small skill of carving insects, it's just a small skill of carving insects!" ”

"Haha, Second Brother Zuo is too modest!" Buchen laughed and said, and then turned to the elven legion leader who was crying while eating: "I said that you are almost done, eating a fish makes you feel that this life has been in vain, if you have personally experienced the more beautiful things in this world, wouldn't you want to jump off the cliff?" ”

The elven legion leader nodded. wiped away his tears, put the clean grilled fish in the trash can on the side, stood up and took a few steps in front of Zuo Hengyan, and stroked his chest and saluted without saying a word: "Mr. Zuo, I was so sloppy a few days ago that I made you laugh!" ”

"Where, where!" Zuo Hengyan waved his hand and said with a very generous look.

The other corps commander, who had been eating fish with his head bored before, also put down the grilled fish, walked over, and said very sincerely: "Wrong is wrong, there is nothing to say, please accept our apology!" As she spoke, she also bowed to Zuo Hengyan.

Zuo Hengyan looked at Buchen with some embarrassment, Buchen nodded at him, and then he put away his smile and solemnly accepted the apology of the two elf army leaders.