Chapter 39: The Dog Takes the Mouse
When I saw Xiao Fatzi, I didn't know what it was like. What kind of medicine did this fat man buy in his gourd? It seems to be a simple collection, but there is a hidden mystery! When the embattled crisis was approaching, he suddenly jumped out again, what is this?
"Fat Shaw! What do you mean? What are you doing by stepping on my tail? ”
The big mouse turned his head and saw that it was Xiao Fatzi, and he didn't even change into a human form and spoke, which indirectly confirmed my guess, "Xiao Fatzi must know that the stewards here are all monsters, or even Xiao Fatzi is a monster." ”
"Lao Guo! That's not right with you! This kid is my man, do you want to move too? Besides, when did you get involved with cats? Aren't you afraid that when you wake up, she will gnaw you to the point that you don't even have scum left? ”
Although Xiao Fatzi spoke to the big mouse, his eyes were always staring at Miao Suihua and scanning non-stop. At that moment just now, Miao Suihua had changed back into a human form. Now he was shivering a little and hid behind me, as if he was afraid of the fat man.
"Fat Xiao, why are you stepping on my tail? I don't need you to care about me and the cat, do you? This kid bullies my girl, what do you think I should do? ”
"Humph! Bullying your girl, you're going to bite it? Then the person you bully me, should I also ......"
"You! …… You're a dog meddling with a mouse! ”
"Haha! …… I'll be nosy, so what can you do? ”
"Brother Guo! You don't have to be afraid of him, he doesn't seem to have any mana. Otherwise, we wouldn't have sent a hairy boy to collect the debt, and we could put him down together. ”
Miao Suihua's just right reminder made the big mouse's eyes suddenly light up, and he used all his strength to break free from the tail that was stepped on, and almost didn't let Xiao Fatzi fall on his back and face the sky.
It's broken, I thought that this fat man was a god who came down to save people from fire and water! I didn't think about it, but now I don't know who will save whom?
Miao Suihua saw that what she said was confirmed, and the flowers and branches of her laughter trembled, but her body retreated with a special look.
Although it's a small move, I think she still cares about this fat man, take down the big mouse first and see what else she can do?
Although Xiao Fatzi almost fell, he should have some background, and he didn't panic at all in the face of such an unfavorable situation.
"Boy! The time to test you has come, today you settle this mouse, even if our previous agreement is reached, you can have all the money in the future! ”
"Oh! I thought you were here to save me! Settle this mouse, I want seventy percent. ”
I jumped over with an arrow step, grabbed the rat's tail, and made it unable to move for the time being, and quickly seized the opportunity for the lion to open its mouth.
Xiao Fatzi hesitated slightly, and saw that the mouse's claws had arrived in front of him, and hurriedly shouted: "Okay, good!" Seventy percent! ”
I smiled slightly, and saw that the fat man's face was a little green, this fat man is really willing! It is estimated that it is also the limit, and I will accept it when I see it.
I threw the mouse up with all my might, and its fat body was really heavy, and it was already my limit to fly less than a meter.
I threw the rat to the ground, and although I felt that it must have hurt, judging by the speed at which it immediately rolled off the ground, my blow to it should have been ineffective.
The rat seemed to be annoyed by me, and threw himself at me with the fat man in his hands. I dodged a few times and was still scratched by it, but the wound healed quickly, which led me to believe that the golden light of the protective body still worked.
We fought, and every time I caught it, it was a hairy and dirty one-hand!
But every time it scratches me, it makes my flesh fly, and it really hurts!
I looked at Fat Xiao with my spare eyes, this guy was watching a movie on the sidelines!
"Oh! Fatso! You're not going to help at all, are you? If I hang up in a while, the mouse will turn around and treat you as a snack. ”
"Yes! Kindness! Boy, you stand up first. I'm thinking of countermeasures, observing its weaknesses, and giving it a hard shot for a while, guaranteeing a knockout. ”
Oh! What about a while? I'm almost overwhelmed now, how easy am I for money!
After entangling with the mouse for a while, I grabbed a gap and ran towards the fat man. This fat man actually ignored me, so why should I stalk him and drag him into the water.
When the fat man saw me running towards him, he didn't panic at all, and he already had a countermeasure in his heart.
"Humph!"
I snorted, ran up to the fat man, and disappeared from him, completely exposing the damn fat man to the big rat who was chasing me behind me.
The fat man smiled slightly, "Boy, you're not right!" It has to be restored to the original five. ”
"Less stinky fart! You sent it away, and I want to admit it. ”
I said this in a hurry, but I regretted it.
The fat man turned into a huge dog, and he was a Tibetan mastiff!
The long hair on his body, the canine teeth that glistened with cold light in his mouth, and the four strong and powerful dog legs. Everything shows that he was just going around in circles to pit me!
"Oh! Tibetan mastiff! You're a mouse! ”
"Nosy!"
This latter sentence came out of the mouth of the big mouse, and it seems that we have reached a consensus on this point!
The Tibetan mastiff did not refute, its goal had been achieved, and it would not let it go easily.
"Wang!"
A dog barked and shook the earth, and then a figure had already pounced on the big mouse. The big mouse took advantage of me, but in the face of this big dog, it was a little inadequate.
Three times and five out of two, the mouse is dying, only the breath is left and there is no intake. The Tibetan mastiff shook the rat in its mouth, and the rat came to my feet.
"What do you mean by that?"
I looked at the fat man Xiao who slowly turned back into a human form and asked, he smiled and said, "As a result, he is yours." We're still splitting fifty-fifty, I'm funny! ”
"Huh? Would you be so kind? Isn't there some trick to trick me? ”
"Nope! No! I'm very sincere, don't forget it. ”
Xiao Fat said that he was about to start a big mouse, and I stopped him and said, "Hehe! I got it! I got it! ”
The dying rat on the ground had also changed back to Master Guo's appearance at this time, and looked at me and squeezed out a few words: "Boy, if you kill me, the rat clan will not be you!" ”
As soon as I heard this, I felt that I was going to be pitted by Xiao Fat again, and I just wanted to ask what was going on. Xiao Fat came up and kicked Master Guo in the stomach, and he only had his last breath left, and he couldn't speak anymore.
"Don't listen to him, boy, what a rat clan, it's just a bunch of rats! I don't care about it yet, with my howling dog to support you, you can put a hundred hearts! ”
I thought to myself, rats have always been called the four evils by human beings, and I am also a merit to eliminate the harm for the people today.
"Mouse! Go down to Hades and ask him to reincarnate you into something else! Being a rat is always shouted and beaten by everyone. ”
"Bang!"
I smashed his head with a punch, and as I watched the corpse on the ground slowly turn into a mouse, I suddenly had a bad premonition.
When the fat man saw that the matter was over, he clapped his hands and said, "Let's go!" Let's go back and divide the money. ”
"Wait! There should also be a monster cat! ”
I suddenly remembered Miao Suihua, this henchman still has to be treated with caution.
"It's long gone!"
Hearing the fat man's words, I realized that this was indeed the case, Miao Suihua ran away first regardless of the mouse. It seems that the agreement between the monsters can only be believed to be true for the time being! I wonder if the Tibetan mastiff in front of me will be equally fickle?
Back with the fat man in that broken company, we still climbed the stairs. It seems that even Tibetan mastiffs are afraid of falling from a height!
The fat man did what he said, and the money allocated to me was 500,000 yuan, which once again gave me a new understanding of the small mahjong parlor.
"You must be wondering why there are so many, right?"
The fat man saw my mind and wanted to explain. I nodded at him and waited for him to explain, otherwise it would be really hard to accept such a fact.
"Actually, it's easy to understand, they didn't live by collecting mahjong fees, a lot of this money is black money, you should understand, right?"
I nodded at the fat man, it seems that I really can't take lightly some of the things that are usually ignored!
"Fat Shaw! I want to know ...... the hell you are."
"What the hell am I coming from, aren't I? Didn't you see them all? I was originally a howling dog, a divine beast! For some reason, I fell into such a field, don't mention the past! ”
"Then why are you ......?"
"Why did you choose you? Because of Hu Meiniang! I've known her for a long time! ”
"You ......"
"We are a very pure friendship, don't think about it! Although the ontology has some origins, it is two categories after all, and foxes are relatives of dogs, which you should always understand! ”
"But you ......"
"Why should I help you, right? In fact, when Hu Meiniang mentioned you to me, I was not optimistic about you, but after careful consideration, I felt that you were still a talent. At least the elixir you have taken has already made you extremely rare! So, I decided to keep you by my side and nurture you well. ”
Oh! Why do you know what I want to ask? And train me well! Looking at your appearance, I don't think you want to fatten me up and slaughter you!
The fat man saw that I was no longer a problem, and looked at me with a smile on his face, as if I were a piece of meat that tasted so good. Seeing this coldness in my heart, his obscene appearance, I really can't learn it in my life!
"Hey! Fatty, don't look at me like that, okay? I'm a little scared! ”
"Huh! Don't be afraid, I'm going to be a vegetarian now. ”
“……”
What can I say, this fat man must be able to read minds, or else...... It's better to find a chance to slip away, and I always feel that there is no sense of security around him.
I asked the fat man what he was going to do next, and he grinned and said, "Boy, now that you have money, what are you going to spend?" Or, brother, I'll take you to Shuangshuang? ”
"Bastard! Do I have the money to do your? Let's get to the point. ”
"Huh! I didn't expect you to be quite conservative, and when I see Hu Meiniang in the future, I must let her enlighten you well. How can people be so low-key! ”
"Huh? What the hell was my sister like before? ”
"Well...... What's this...... Previous......"
"Dead fatty, if you dare to say half a word more, beware of me letting you ......"
Suddenly, Hu Meiniang's voice came to my ears, which surprised me and Xiao Fatzi.
"Sister! What are you doing here? ”
"Yo! Hu Da Beauty is here! Fast! Fast! Sit down next to my brother. ”
Hearing Xiao Fatzi's words, Hu Meiniang and I both had black lines on our faces. My sister's face changed color like magic, and I wondered what Hu Meiniang was like before? How to listen to Xiao Fatzi's words, it seems that my sister used to be very out of tune!
"Fat Shaw! I'm telling you, my brother is messing with you for the time being, and if you take him badly, I won't spare you. ”
Hu Meiniang's face was already extremely bad, and I could conclude that she had something embarrassing about the past that made Xiao Fatzi grasp the handle.
Xiao Fat smacked his lips and said, "It seems that you like this kid!" If I didn't say it, I wouldn't treat him badly, so you should be relieved, right? ”
Hu Meiniang stared at Xiao Fatzi, "Don't break your promise!" ”
"Yes! Certain. This kid is good, can I introduce him to them? ”
"Well...... Yes, it's good to let Fengzi experience it. ”
"Wait! What are you talking about? Why do I sound a little confused? ”
I interrupted the conversation because I really didn't understand.
Before Hu Meiniang could explain, Xiao Fatzi grabbed the conversation and said, "Boy, what are you anxious about." Slowly you will know everything, go back and enjoy it for a few days, and then I will take you to see the world. ”
Am I like someone who has never seen the world? …… Kindness...... Maybe I haven't seen it before!
followed Hu Meiniang home, and when I was leaving, I looked back and saw that Xiao Fatzi was still looking at me and laughing, and suddenly trembled, feeling as if I had fallen into a trap!
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