Chapter 239: The Eve of the Conference
Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 inforeadx; The martial arts conference is imminent, all of us, came to Tai'an in advance, ready to participate in this martial arts conference, I really didn't expect that this martial arts conference is also an eventful autumn, here Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, just came to this place, I met a few guys in the Spirit Hall to make trouble, this is really, sitting alone at home, the disaster will naturally come,
After dealing with these troublesome things, a few of us went back to the house, just entered the house, and before we could sit down, good fellow, the fat man said to me: Look,
I lowered my head to see that there were five colorful poisonous snakes entrenched on the bed, at this time, there was a silver bell-like laughter at the door, and several women walked in, looking at their dress should be a minority, the woman at the head is still a sign, and when I approached, she looked at me carefully, and said for a while: You are the master of the Divine Drum Gate,
I took a few steps back, you must know that these minorities tend to have some weird things, such as Gu poison and the like, I'm really afraid that one is not careful, these girls are putting Gu on me,
Hehe, in the next cloth to believe in evil, I don't know what the girl is called,
It's easy to say, my name is Saning'er, little brother, I see that you are talented, can you be free tonight?
At this time, the fat man came up to me and said to me: Little evil this girl has fallen in love with you, if you don't dare to agree, it is estimated that this girl will explode us,
Seeing this, I smiled and said: Girl, you may be mistaken, I am not the master of the Divine Drum Gate, our master is here, after finishing speaking, I pointed to the fat man,
The fat man was stunned at that time, pointed at me with his finger and said: Your uncle's Bu Xinxi, at this time, your inhuman designation will be mine,
Girl, don't listen to his nonsense, he is our master, don't believe you ask them,
Seeing this, Saning'er smiled again and said: I think this fat brother is also very cute, fat brother, are you free at night, go out with me, I see that your master is so fierce, how about I give you a fire at night, after finishing speaking, I looked at the fat man with that breathtaking eyes,
The fat man almost didn't fall, his nose spurted blood, he hurriedly closed his eyes, and chanted, Amitabha,
Haha, a few Miao women are laughing non-stop there,
Seeing this, I said to Saning'er: Girl, these snakes are yours, please take them away, we are all very afraid.
After a few Miao women took away the snakes, Saning'er stood at the door and looked at us and said: I am from the Five Immortals Sect, I have nothing else to do here today, just to say hello to you, I hope that at the martial arts conference, I will support the fat man again, and said: Fat brother, people are waiting for you tonight, and then there is a flying eye, which makes the fat man fascinated,
Haha, there was a burst of laughter, and several women left,
Bu Xinxie, your uncle, I'm not done with you, the fat man's eyes are about to breathe fire,
Everyone laughed, and at this time I said to everyone: I think this is also a place of right and wrong, I really can't do it for a while, I went to find the dust, let him change places for us, if we live here, it is estimated that we have not waited to participate in the martial arts conference, we will hang up first,
Yes, little evil, this is the truth, these people are too violent, it's only been a few hours, how many things have happened to us, damn it, my little heart, I can't stand the scare of these people,
I nodded, went to find the dust, at this time the dust was in the outer courtyard, after seeing me coming, he said with a smile: What is the matter with the head of the cloth,
After I explained the intention,
Lichen nodded and said: Alas, the cloth master is also difficult for you, there is an old saying that is good, the tree is a big wind, you must have heard this, if it wasn't for the Divine Drum Gate to do a big thing, there must not be so many chain reactions, now all the major sects are staring at your Divine Drum Gate, but Bu Zhangmen rest assured, we Lingxuguan will always stand behind your Divine Drum Gate to back you up, as long as you are in Lingxuguan for a day, I will protect your safety, you will live in the front yard tonight, I will let people arrange for you now,
I am very grateful, and when I came back from the front yard, I told me what had happened.
After listening to this, the fat man and the others said to me: Lichen, this old bull's nose is half right, these sects are indeed eyeing us, since the end of the matter of the three saints, I have a hunch that we should have stabbed the hornet's nest, and now all the major sects in the world seem to be watching the jokes of our Divine Drum Gate, if we make a mistake this time, it is estimated that it will become their laughing stock,
Everyone, we are under a lot of pressure this time, the fat man sighed and said,
Didn't you say that the dust was half right, and what was the other half?
The fat man smiled and said: This dust is not a fool, we are this year's dark horse, and there is a great possibility of winning the championship, so of course he wants to surround us, if we win, they can find a big tree in the future to enjoy the shade, if they lose, we will also remember their kindness, even if something happens in the future, we will not sit idly by, look at this double eagle, how good it is,
Everyone nodded one after another, and they all felt that the fat man was right, and at this time two little Taoist priests walked in and said to us: Your room has been cleaned up, please come with us,
After everyone took the things and followed the two little Taoist priests, after coming to the front yard, the two little Taoist priests led us to a relatively large room, and the little Taoist priest said at this time: We are in charge of teaching, a few people first wronged to live here, and wait for two days to change the room for you,
Hehe, it's okay, it's already good here, thank you to the chief of the dust road on our behalf,
At this time, the fat man took out two 100 yuan, gave them to the two little Taoist priests and said: "Two little masters, I have to trouble you these days, this money should be used to buy something for a few people,
This one.. The two little Taoist priests were a little embarrassed,
The fat man smiled and said: We won't tell the chief of the dust, this is also what we mean,
The two little Taoist priests gladly said to us: If you have anything to do, please greet us, we will bring dinner in a while, and after speaking, the two little Taoist priests went out happily.
At this time, the fat man turned back to us and said: Look at what, it's easy to do things if you have money, alas, now in this society, as long as you have money, everything is easy to say, if you don't have money, I'm sorry, then you can only stand aside,
Time passed quickly, in a blink of an eye to the evening, here is the Taoist temple, of course, are vegetarian, after eating the rice bowl, we walked out, standing in the courtyard to enjoy the cool, this time, the evening class of the spiritual void view also began, the evening drum and morning bell, really don't say, I really have a feeling of returning to nature, I have the autonomy to walk over, find a futon cross-legged and sit down, fat people and others have come over, sit behind me, this is the washing of the soul, I don't know when this night class ends,
When I opened my eyes, the chief of the dust road stood beside me and smiled slightly,
Seeing this, I hurriedly stood up and said, "Oh, Dao Chief, look at me, it's really abrupt,
Hehe, the head of the cloth has a wisdom root, I hope this evening class can help you,
I smiled and didn't speak, at this time Lichen took out two books from the room and handed them to me and said: You can take these two Taoist classics back and read them, maybe they will help in the future.
I took the scriptures, and after chatting with the dust for a while, I went back to the house, and it was already completely dark, and I saw the fat man lying on the bed, and I walked over to the fat man and said, "You are not going away,
When the fat man heard this, he was stunned for a moment and said: Where am I going?
Didn't that Saning'er ask you out, why don't you go, tell you, don't harm us all,
When the fat man heard this, he was frightened and said to me: Tell me about that Saning'er, can you really come?
I smiled and said, "Then you can go and see it,
Fuck your uncle, you go, you go, I don't have that idle time,
That's not right, that Saning'er named you to go, you don't go, it doesn't hurt the girl's heart,
Roll the calf, you are full of food and have nothing to do, sleep in a slippery way, don't talk about those useless,
I laughed when I saw this, and everyone had fallen asleep at this time, presumably because of the tiring travel of the past two days, I was too tired, and I fell asleep next to the fat man, and I fell asleep after a short time.
I don't know how long I slept, someone next to me patted me, I opened my eyes, and saw that the fat man was like a thief, and said to me: There are people in the little evil house,
What, when I heard this, I was also shocked, and at this time, Wolf Qi also sat up and nodded at me, and then pointed to the room,
It seemed that there was really someone in the room, and at this time everyone sat up, and everyone looked at the roof in unison, who was on it,
After the fat man put on his clothes, he walked out, pretending to go to the toilet, and just opened the door, suddenly a white light came to the fat man, and I shouted badly,
I saw the fat man's body move, and then there was a bang, as if something had fallen, and we all hurriedly ran out,
I saw a little straw man fall to the ground, the fat man pinched the straw man's seven inches and pinched it hard, and the straw man's head fell off.
What is this, I said to the fat man,
Damn it, somebody wants to use evil magic against us,
And behold, behold, a straw man fell to the ground, and there was a circle on it, evidently controlled by man.
Who the fuck did this, I asked the fat man,
The fat man shook his head and said, "I don't know,
At this time, Zhang Tianya walked over and took a look and said: We can't find out, this harmful witchcraft is used by many sects.
I thought of this, the words of the dust, the tree fell in love, and the dust was good, I really didn't expect that we came out this time, and we actually caused so much trouble,
Hey, hey, there was laughter on the roof, and I was already there, and I looked up at the room, only to see a strange man with a blue body squatting there, smiling at a few of us.