Chapter 9: Be a filial son
Following the words of the Heavenbreaker, all of us looked at the mirror. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
And the originally complete mirror in the hand of the Broken Heaven Master shone on the face of the old squad leader...... It was shattered!
In the shattered mirror, many sad faces were reflected in me. As I stared at the many images, I couldn't help but recall what had just happened.
I don't know why the mirror broke, but according to my memories and judgment, it is estimated that Gui Yuxiu acted too much and accidentally touched the coffin board when she snatched the mirror with me. Or maybe it was caused when I kicked the Celestial Master's ass too hard and he flew out by himself.
But in short, the mirror is rotten, and it seems to me that this is nothing more than a very ordinary accident, and in the chaos just now, it is not difficult to understand.
But this matter, in the mouth of this Heaven Breaker Master, is not like that at all.
At this time, the Heaven Breaker looked at the mirror, as if he had seen a life-saving straw, and he was sure that this mirror was shattered by my old squad leader after he turned into a powerful ghost.
Afraid that we wouldn't believe it, he further explained that the reason why this is the case is because the daughter-in-law that the Zhao family married to my old squad leader is not beautiful enough, and the money spent is not enough, which caused my squad leader to be unhappy and become an extremely terrifying ghost! I'm here to ask for your life.
Ay! Liars in this world are all the same, a thousand words, you can't do without a word of money!
His nonsense, Zhao Hong and I listened to it, and the green muscles of Zhao Hong and a few people burst out, and we couldn't wait to tear down all his bones.
But helplessly, we must not be the Zhao family! And this bastard's words are actually not for us, as long as Zhao Haikun and my sister-in-law Gui Yuxiu believe it...... Even if we stop it, we can't stop it.
I have to say that in terms of choosing a partner for him, he can be regarded as a bit of a "Taoist" guy.
Under the train full of Broken Heaven Master, my sister-in-law Gui Yuxiu soon "lay on the rails", her expression was exaggerated, looking at the "eloquent talent" of the Broken Heaven Master, her face was terrified and afraid. In the end, he actually made a "bang", knelt down for this skinny fairy, took out another thousand yuan, and paid homage to him.
"Heavenly Master! You must subdue the demon of the second child! We must not let him harm our Zhao family......"
In the midst of crying, Gui Yuxiu trembled her fat chin and kowtowed to the liar again and again.
Superstition kills people!
In Yuxiu's sister-in-law's kneeling to save her life, the Broken Heaven Master quickly regained her self-confidence, and the goods glared at me again, before she put away Gui Yuxiu's money, and then helped her up with a smile.
After the two of them stood still, the Heavenly Master smiled and said to my sister-in-law and uncle: "As the saying goes, 'take people's money and eliminate disasters with others', don't worry!" I still have the treasure of the mountain that I haven't used! Wait for me to come out, and promise to make that Zhao Haipeng disappear! ”
As he spoke, the Heavenbreaker ran down the mourning hall again, and began to chant the incantation as we watched in silence.
"Bugang stepping on the fight Trinity, two tigers and two chickens! Zi Chou Yin gave birth to a monkey, a chicken and a monkey to a white-headed ......"
The children's song here has changed to the matchmaker's set again.
In the crazy performance of the Broken Heaven Master and Gui Yuxiu's crazy bowing, I suddenly had an urge to tear down the platform!
Such a serious funeral for my old squad leader...... How did it become such a nonsense scene? It's maddening.
In order not to let myself collapse, I had to turn around and glance at the nearest Hyun Momiji.
I said helplessly, "Let's go!" I don't want to watch it anymore, I'm tired. ”
But Momiji shook his head, walked over with a solemn face, and whispered to me, "Are you waiting...... This Heaven Breaker has a big problem! ”
I smiled wryly and was completely speechless.
There must be a big problem with such a big charlatan! If it weren't for the fact that the rural road leading to Shirengu was blocked by a landslide, I really wanted to report it directly and let the police arrest him.
However, since Momiji has spoken, I can't refute anything. Since she doesn't want to go, I definitely don't feel comfortable leaving her here alone.
In desperation, I had to endure my temper and continue to watch this clumsy "performance" that annoyed me.
Sure enough, just like the last few routines, after reciting a series of incantations, this Heaven Breaker Master got under his incense case without any new ideas, and desperately tinkered for a long time.
When the Broken Heaven Master came out from under the table, he also slipped out the big white-feathered rooster he had brought with him at the beginning, and at the same time, he also had a pair of bright scissors in his hand.
I looked at the knife and the "squeaky" rooster and immediately realized that this thing was for rooster blood!
This trick can really ward off evil spirits, and my old squad leader has also used this method to deal with the "egg-eating finger". But the key question is...... Isn't it too cruel? I looked at the bald-tailed rooster in his hand, which had been plucked out of its feathers, and felt a heartfelt pain for it.
Ay! Who is this chicken provoking...... First plucked the hair, and now I have to bleed in front of so many of us, I can't bear to look at it!
At this time, the Heaven Breaker was much more excited than the rooster, he held the chicken in both hands, and boasted without hesitation: "My chicken is a red-crowned and white-tailed rooster that has been raised for ten years, and the chicken's head is poisonous like arsenic!" It is the treasure of the sunshine in the world, relying on it, I will definitely be able to subdue Zhao Haipeng, a powerful ghost. ”
As he spoke, the Heavenly Breaker suddenly put his scissors on the rooster's neck!
Then, a scene that shocked me happened.
The rooster didn't even crow, and in an instant he was in a different place. Blood splattered out of the chicken's head and cavity in an instant, and I turned pale when I saw it.
This scene was so bloody that everyone couldn't bear to look at it directly, and Hyun Hongye even grabbed my arm and blocked my eyes with my back, not daring to take another look.
But unlike our surprise, the Heaven-Breaking Master's face showed excitement.
Then, he waved his hand proudly and threw away the rooster's body, and his right hand tightly dragged the rooster's still bloody head, and walked to the mourning hall of my old squad leader, and walked over again.
At this time, I'm really scared of this guy.
The scrawny Heaven Breaker was very different from his previous comical appearance at this time, he was covered in blood, and the head of the rooster in his left hand was even more bloody and fleshy. The scissors in his right hand glowed with chilling blood in the midday sun.
On this blood-spattered field, I admit I'm not as ruthless as him. At least when it comes to killing chickens, I'm not as sharp as he is.
Therefore, this time in the face of the Heaven Breaker who had red eyes, I was very honest. People are really "bloody" this time, I'm not honest, it seems that I'm going to fight with scissors with me!
As he spoke, the Broken Heaven Master had climbed onto the coffin of the old squad leader for the third time, and then he snorted at me, pointed at my nose and scolded me: "Give you a chance to perform, but you still call me a liar!" Then I'll show you the means of this Heavenly Master! ”
As he spoke, the Heavenbreaker wiped the scissors stained with the blood of the rooster on his trouser leg, and then reached out and ...... the blood on the head of the chicken All dripping on their own scissors.
In the process, the Broken Heaven Master looked at my old squad leader's face with red eyes and said, "You forced me!" If I don't poke you a few times today, you'll become a victim in the future......"
Hearing his words, my face immediately stiffened.
Poke people to death?! I heard you right!
"What are you going to do?" I took a step back, and suddenly I confirmed with a little hairiness, "You don't really want to ...... Poke the corpse, right? ”
In the face of my questioning, the Heaven Breaker shamelessly admitted, "Exactly! I want to poke Zhao Haipeng in the neck and shoulder, kill him on top of Sanhua, and let this powerful ghost never turn over! But ......"
His words made me angry again! It is the bottom line of my psychology to pour chicken head blood on the old squad leader, but I didn't expect this product to be even more desperate, and I will poke the corpse directly!
There is a royal law gone!
I yelled, "'But' your uncle! You're a fucking talent! Your whole family is a ghost! ”
poked the throat and shoulder of the dead person, and he thought of it, my old squad leader committed suicide and died tragically enough, how could he destroy the body?
And don't think I can't hear what he's saying! This thing didn't even dare to take a mirror to look at the coffin just now, how dare he use scissors to poke someone directly to death this time? I'm sure that after a while, "but" is over, I have to find someone else to be a "substitute for the dead ghost"!
Let others use him as a "knife" to call, and rely on psychological warfare to cheat money! I feel sick just thinking about it.
The true face of this Heavenly Master, I have seen it clearly so far, it is exactly the same as what Xian Hongye said, he has a big problem, a complete liar, a hooligan, a pervert, cowardly and afraid of things!
It's just such a coward, I don't want to endure it anymore, and my heart, which was already a little tired, was completely enraged again.
Is it tolerable or unbearable!
I don't care how the Zhao family treats him, I can't help but "deal with" him now!
Just when the Heaven Breaker was scolded by me and was slightly stunned, I directly came to a surprise attack!
I'm punching out with a military body! Fly a kick! Kicked directly into the chest of the crook.
This kick was too sudden, and the Heaven Breaker was really not one, although he had the kung fu of his fingers, but his ability to resist blows was really poor, and his bone frame was estimated to be a little heavier than a kite.
After my kick, I immediately kicked him off the old squad leader's mourning hall, crawled on the ground again, and rolled out three or four meters away, disgraced, unable to get up for half a day.
My actions made everyone completely stupid, not because I was violent, but because of the unexpected non-resistance of this liar!
Filled with righteous indignation, I said to everyone word by word: "The matter of the old squad leader! It's my business! From now on! Until the first seven of the squad leader! I, Tian Fuji, put on linen and filial piety for the old squad leader! Throw the bowl and send it to the end! Who dares to come nonsense! Don't blame me for being rude! ”
Gui Yuxiu looked at my crazy actions, he was completely stunned, he and Zhao Haikun reacted for a long time, and the two of them pointed at me tremblingly: "You want to give the second child ...... 'be a filial son'?" ”
I said firmly, "It's done!" The old squad leader is my master, and the squad leader is only me as an apprentice! There is nothing wrong with me being this filial son! If he turns around, I'll carry it! With me here, I'll see who dares to touch his old man. ”
My words left everyone stunned.
They don't seem to understand, why should I be a filial son for a person who is not related by blood?