Chapter 101: Death Communication (2)
Zhang Xiaoyu came out of the lion cage and found himself in an abandoned zoo, outside the zoo, there was a street, from the messy billboards on both sides of the street, it can be inferred that this was a prosperous scene in the past, as for why it has become like this now, there is no way to know.
The boss should be in this script, because he said that Zhang Xiaoyu could find him according to the questions asked.
However, Zhang Xiaoyu did not immediately ask the location where the boss was, because the boss had said before that he could choose to answer or not answer Zhang Xiaoyu's question. So, if you want him to answer the question, you have to ask a multiple-choice question such as "yes or no", so that if he doesn't answer, he can guess the answer.
Zhang Xiaoyu asked the first question: "Is the one you are holding in your hand Lin Long's mobile phone?" ”
The answer on the other end of the line was quick: "Yes." ”
Zhang Xiaoyu frowned slightly and said, "Could it be that Lin Long fell into your hands?" ”
But the boss said, "I've already answered a question from you, I won't answer this question, and now, it's your turn to do my question, it's the rules of the game." ”
"Well, I follow the rules of the game, and I hope you do too." Zhang Xiaoyu sighed helplessly.
"The second question is the language question."
Zhang Xiaoyu was overjoyed when he heard this: "Haha, the language question, then the brother is calm, you can say it." ”
The boss said, "I've already sent you the question by text. ”
"Oh? Sent it to me by text message? Zhang Xiaoyu was a little surprised, and he didn't know why the boss didn't say the topic in person.
The boss said, "Okay, I'll call you again in three minutes." With that, he hung up the phone.
Zhang Xiaoyu's mobile phone vibrated a little, and sure enough, he received a text message, which was sent by Lin Long's number.
Zhang Xiaoyu looked at the text message, and instantly petrified, and then he knew why the boss didn't tell him the topic in person, only to see that the text message said:
"Please translate the following Chinese text: Ji Ji Lonely, Ji Ji, chicken is thorny chicken. The thorny chicken is hungry, Ji Ji and the Ji Ji chicken. Chicken Jiji, Ji Jiji, Ji Ji Ji, Ji ”
"Damn, what the hell!" Zhang Xiaoyu exclaimed, and then had an idea, "Hehe, Baidu, don't you know?" ”
But at this time, he found that although his mobile phone was full of signals, he couldn't connect to the Internet!
Zhang Xiaoyu sighed helplessly: "It seems that it is impossible to think about Baidu, I'm afraid that the network is controlled by the boss, so I can only try to translate it myself." ”
Fortunately, Zhang Xiaoyu still has a bit of ancient Chinese skills, and the previous "Ape Boxing Basic Boxing Book" was all ancient texts, and in the end he was still messed up, but now this ancient text is all "chirping" when you read it, which is really easy to confuse the public and make people feel very unhappy.
"Well, give it a try...... Ji Ji should be a personal name, 'lonely' means lonely and lonely, 'Ji Ji', is to collect some chickens, 'chickens are thorny chickens', those chickens are chickens among thorns? Wouldn't this be a matter of righteousness? Does 'thorn' refer to a place? Chickens from a place called 'Thorn'? ……”
Soon, three minutes passed, and the big boss of this script called.
Zhang Xiaoyu turned the phone on speakerphone, still studying the Chinese of the cheating father.
"Can you translate that? Hey, hey, hey. The big boss smirked.
Zhang Xiaoyu screamed bitterly: "Don't play like this, aren't you specifically tricking me?" It's not a fair game. ”
The big boss smirked and said, "Didn't I tell you just now?" I'm here to trick you, here, I'm synonymous with fairness, if you feel unfair, then accept the punishment! ”
"Wait!"
At this time, Zhang Xiaoyu sneered and said, "I said it's unfair, but I can't answer this question without saying it." ”
"Hmph, can you answer that? Save it, haha! ”
The corners of Zhang Xiaoyu's mouth curled up and said, "Are you a dog?" Act like a snob. ”
When the boss heard this, he was angry and said, "Why don't you give me an answer quickly, and if you can't answer within two minutes, I will still punish you pig!" ”
Zhang Xiaoyu said lightly: "Just now I just wanted to keep a low profile and be modest, you are so embarrassed, it's so uninteresting, I want you to see how powerful I am!" ”
Immediately, Zhang Xiaoyu said at the fastest speed: "Translation is ...... Ji Ji felt lonely and gathered some chickens to raise, the kind of pheasants that came out of the thorn bushes. When the pheasants chirped when they were hungry, Ji Ji fed them millet from the bamboo basket. The chicken was full and jumped on Ji Ji's bookcase, Ji Ji was afraid of dirty, and hurriedly drove the chicken, the chicken was frightened, so he jumped on the table, Ji Ji was even more anxious, so he borrowed the bamboo basket as a tool to drive the chicken, and threw the pheasant, the bamboo basket was very fast, but it hit the pottery figurines on several tables, and the pottery figurines fell to the ground and were shattered. Ji Ji opened his eyes and saw that the chickens were hiding under a few tables and barking, and Ji Ji was angry, took off his clog shoes to beat the chickens, and beat the chickens to death. Thinking about the process of raising chickens, Ji Ji became excited, so he wrote this "Ji Ji Hitting Chickens"!! …… Whew, call it a day!! ”
On the other end ......of the phone, the big boss was stunned for a moment, and before he could fully react, Zhang Xiaoyu had already said the answer.
"Ahaha, I think I read through the "Historical Records. The people of "Liebiography", this little question, still want to stump me? Zhang Xiaoyu laughed.
In fact, he deliberately showed a stumped look just now, just to test the big boss's reaction, and now judging from the big boss's reaction, Zhang Xiaoyu has learned an important information, but he still wants to confirm it.
So he said, "Now, then, it's up to me to ask you questions, and my question is, can you observe my every move?" ”
The big boss said, "I choose not to answer this question. ”
Zhang Xiaoyu sneered and said, "If you don't answer, you will acquiesce." ”
Now, Zhang Xiaoyu is basically sure that the big boss is near him.
The big boss said: "If you want to think so, I can't help it, okay, don't talk nonsense, let's continue the game!" ”
Zhang Xiaoyu said: "Go on, go on, who is afraid of whom!" ”
"This question is a physics problem, if the photon can break free from the shackles of the black hole, then how many times must the speed of the photon be increased?"
"Uh......" Zhang Xiaoyu was immediately stunned.
There is no gross data for this physics question, and he is not a physics major, so he knows little about black holes, so it is naturally impossible to answer it.
So he smiled bitterly and simply said, "I'd better accept the punishment directly." ”
"Heh, it's so easy to admit it? Aren't you amazing? Why can't you answer? The boss teased.
Zhang Xiaoyu laughed dryly a few times and said, "This is not a confession, but self-knowledge, understand?" Don't be verbose, hurry up and say, what is the punishment this time? ”
The boss said: "Heh, this punishment is not so simple, come out, Akid the nezumire!" ”
"Chirp!!"
In the air, there was a sudden eerie laughter.
Zhang Xiaoyu looked up and saw that on the street in front of him, a monster with a human body with a rat head and four mouse claws appeared in front of him.
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