Chapter 41: Pretending to be a worm slave
The iron donkey's action is very beautiful, and it is not an exaggeration to describe it as quiet as a virgin and moving like a rabbit, and he pounced next to the thin man when he saw it.
I thought that a thin man was a worm keeper, especially if his physique was so thin, he shouldn't have any great skills, but who knew that I was blind.
This is actually a hidden master. His reaction was half a beat slower, but he made up for it with speed.
He spun the top in place, and with a whooshing force, he passed by the iron donkey. I guess Brother Donkey must have been shaken, and he was a little confused.
He didn't say anything, and fell to the ground stupidly, almost rubbing his face against the vomit.
The thin man stopped and turned, stared at the iron donkey, and said in non-authentic Chinese, "Niangdi, it's the watermelon you stole to eat." ”
As the iron donkey got up from the ground, he scolded the thin man a few words in return, and then he danced his palms and hit the thin man.
The thin man did not budge, he stretched out his two index fingers, squatted down the horse, and met the iron donkey. At first glance, this thin man looks like a great praying mantis.
I hid in the bushes to watch the excitement, and for a while they fought together, especially the thin man had some upper hand, and pressed the iron donkey down.
I'm secretly anxious, I and the iron donkey have guns hanging on our waists, I really doubt why donkey brother didn't use a gun just now, is it to save bullets?
I'm not that "picky", but it's too late to use the gun now, and they're too close, I'm afraid I'll be hurt by mistake.
I decided not to hide anymore and walked out of the bushes. The thin man was very focused on the iron donkey, and he still had his back to me.
When the iron donkey saw me appear, he deliberately shouted again, so as to hide my footsteps even more.
I took my breath, and when I got closer, I thought my chance had come. I rubbed my nose vigorously and remembered a trick.
With a shout in my heart, I ran to the thin man, and flew out with my scale, trying to hit his calf with my shoulder.
Although the calf is not an important part, once his leg is lame, the iron donkey and I will abuse him as much as we want.
I thought I had a high success rate, and I even snickered in my heart, admiring how I could come up with such a clever idea, but when I saw it, the thin man jumped violently.
I was dumbfounded, and finally bumped into the iron donkey, and came an oolong.
The iron donkey hugged me and quickly retreated, and the thin man snorted with disdain, and after landing on the ground, he didn't give us time to rest at all, and wanted to take advantage of the situation to pursue.
In fact, we never used guns, which also gave the thin man a false impression, and he completely ignored this factor.
Iron Donkey knew that it was unlikely that the two of us would want to win against the thin man, and he suddenly sighed. I guess the reason for this is that he must have felt that we couldn't fight people with our skills, and then we used guns, which was a bit of a victory.
But now it's not a competition, how can there be so much verbosity in life and death fighting?
As soon as the iron donkey touched his waist, his hand was very fast, and he immediately touched the gun, and raised it to shoot twice at the thin man.
The iron donkey gave full play to the strengths of the Northern Tiger troops, and the two bullets hit the thin man's eyebrows, and they were not too far away.
This damage is so great that it even doubles the power of two bullets. The thin man was still running, but he died immediately.
His body went limp, and he was taken by inertia, and he lay on the ground with a thud.
The iron donkey silently put away the gun, looked at the thin man seriously, and shook him. I didn't focus on that basket like the iron donkey.
I leaned over, opened the lid of the basket, and looked inside. There are all small lattices next to each other, and in the top lattice, there are a few red chrysalis, which I guess were dug by the thin man from a place where the insects were raised.
I think of the peasants who, after their hard work, harvest the fruit in the fall, while this skinny man keeps the bugs and takes them back when they pupate.
I guess this red chrysalis is definitely not simple, after hatching, it is definitely a very powerful poisonous insect, I want to take it for myself, but again, the timing is not right, I can only dry my eyes and have no choice.
I flipped the basket over again, and the chrysalis rolled out of it. I suppressed the nausea in my heart, raised my foot and stomped on it.
It was fine at first, but in the end the soles of my shoes were sticky and even sticky when I lifted them up from the ground.
When I had finished doing this, I turned my head to see that the iron donkey no longer did anything, but had laid the thin man's body flat on the ground, and stripped off his clothes.
I said something was wrong in my heart, why is there such a big contrast between Brother Donkey's behavior and just now?
I asked Brother Donkey. The iron donkey replied, "One yard to one yard, apprentice, do you see if this dress suits you?" ”
After saying that, he also threw me the shirt that the thin man was wearing. The moment I took it, I smelled a strong smell of sweat on it.
This smoked me, and I also understood what the iron donkey meant, he wanted me to pretend to be a worm slave.
My heart says don't we just probe? Does it make sense to pretend or not?
I wasn't in a hurry to get dressed, so I deliberately squatted down next to the iron donkey and asked. The iron donkey touched the thin man's pants and rummaged through his pocket a small gadget, like a keychain.
He asked me, "Do you know this?" ”
I nodded, to put it bluntly, this thing is punched in, and it is generally used by companies for attendance.
Iron Donkey continued, "Happy Valley is well managed, and slaves like them have to sign in every day. Think about it, what would happen if this guy didn't come to sign in tomorrow? ”
I understand what the iron donkey means, either we will find a way to help the thin man sign in, or we will have to act in advance and destroy Happy Valley, otherwise they will definitely be heavily guarded if they know that someone has an accident.
I took a look at it and chose the latter. I also said to the iron donkey, "Why don't we go quickly?" Go back and contact Yin Yin and the reinforcements, and attack together tomorrow. ”
Iron Donkey's face showed a hint of hesitation, and he told me the truth, "We don't know where the reinforcements are now, if the reinforcements can't appear tomorrow, it will be difficult to exterminate Happy Valley." ”
I said in my heart that this would not work, and I wanted to find a reason to persuade him.
At this moment, a beam of light appeared in the distance, which seemed to come from a flashlight, and it was still shooting near us.
I chuckled in my heart, knowing that there was another enemy. The iron donkey even took the opportunity to push the thin man's pants to me and said, "Apprentice, don't think about anything, quickly change your pants, and lure the enemy over to catch the sleeve." ”
I compromised, and it didn't bother to put on a coat and trousers, so I swished and put them on, and the iron donkey took advantage of the time to drag the skinny man's body into the bushes. He himself hid in it.
At this moment, I became a worm slave, but after standing up and looking at myself again, I felt that there was something missing in my hand. I ran over to pick up the basket, so I looked like a worm slave at all.
The man with the flashlight in the distance came faster than I thought. While I was making the basket, he got closer and shone his flashlight on me.
I deliberately lowered my head so that he could not see my face clearly, and at the same time, my eyes were not idle, and I secretly looked at him.
The comer was a fat man, who also carried a basket with his head, holding it with one hand and a flashlight in the other. He looked at me and stopped.
I wish he had come closer, but wouldn't the plan have gone down the drain?
I thought to myself, how can I tease him?
We were silent for a few seconds, and then the fat man spoke first, and then asked, "Why does my brother look so awkward?" I ask you, what's the password today? ”
When I heard the first half of his sentence, I was shocked, and my heart said where the hell did I show my stuffing? After listening to the second half of his sentence, my head buzzed even more.
It's not that I want to bury people on purpose, but I think these people are like bandits, and they have passwords. And the fat man doesn't give any hints, how can I guess.
Watching the fat man become more and more vigilant, I think it's not good, and it's definitely forced to run out of tricks.
I suddenly belched, looked like I was twitching, and fell to the ground. I said in my heart that with my own virtue, if the fat man still stands, count him as a bull, how can there be a reason to watch his accomplices faint and be unconvinced.
But this fat man once again played a Chinese characteristic, and he didn't help people when they fell to the ground. He frowned and walked back. The iron donkey hid in the bushes and took in all of this.
He must have felt that this fat man couldn't be caught. He stood up suddenly, and fired a double shot from his pistol.
The two bullets hit the fat man's head accurately, and the fat man fell on his back.
When I heard a plop, I hurriedly looked up.
When I saw the situation, I knew that it was useless to pretend to smoke, and I quickly got up from the ground.
The iron donkey also came out of the bushes and joined me. I couldn't help but talk to the iron donkey, or the question just now, what's wrong with me?
The iron donkey grimaced, pointed to my pants and said, "Apprentice, let's have a snack, you didn't pull the door of the chicken rack!" ”
(What is a chicken rack door?) Bright spot! Not much to say, men have it on their pants. )