On the second day, the autumn is refreshing, the sun is in the sky, the bees and butterflies do not dance, and the clouds are stacked in the distance. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Under the air of the roof, the Yaowang Temple is on the low mountain, such as sitting on the dragon plate, my group and Seliupo sit together, it is like the pearl of the dragon's mouth, everyone opens the dragon gate array, and sits in the middle of the Yaowang Palace, waiting for the "great coming" of the demon sect leader.

When the sun is on the top, when it comes to the appointment, everyone can hear the sound of blowing and blowing on the mountain road, the sound is sandwiched with the suona flute, the pan flute sings, and listens to it in the ears, sometimes disappearing, but it is like a ghost crying and a demon howling, more like a family who loses his wife, so it is not difficult to hear.

When I listened to the voice, I sneered in my heart, looked around the left and right, and shouted to everyone: "What should come is to come, go, let's see!" ”

While talking, I saw Lin Shaosong, Wang Roar, Xian Hongye and I rose together, came to the main gate of the Medicine King Palace, and took advantage of the stone steps in front of the hall, along the stone wall outside the temple, and tiptoed into the distance.

At a glance, everyone can see that in the place of the mountain, there is a demon sect team, swirling upward, the people in the team, all wearing black clothes, with yellow cloth wrapped around their heads, holding apricot yellow flags, shaking their heads and tails, like loaches turning over, and like Yaksha parades.

In the middle of the team, a bright and swaying coquette, one step at a time, three swaying, swaying, mixed between the crowd, jumping madly.

Seeing them getting closer and closer, I knew that this was the team that the Demon Cult had come to "crusade".

Turning around, I looked at the crowd, but I didn't see Baturu and the Saijia's grandson, Ari. One of these two is a gun and the other is a shield, and I have already arranged them, and I only expect them to win the next "big battle" by surprise and win the unforeseen feat.

Between the autumn wind, I became more and more proud, suddenly looked at the generals around me, and couldn't help but be high-spirited, so I was poetic, watching the strong enemy gradually, and in order to boost morale, I wrote a poem at that time, and chanted to encourage everyone.

I let out a long roar, silently raised my head and said: "Tiger in the Dragon Pan Medicine King Temple, there is no old way in the Medicine King Temple, only the Demon Sect comes to send me to death, it depends on whether I want it or not." Hahaha......"

Before I could laugh any more, Wang Yao suddenly pushed me and scolded me, "You took the wrong medicine last night!" Can it be normal! Speak human words! ”

"Ahem!" I gave an awkward demonstration and quickly returned to the main hall.

At this time, Selyupa was still calm under the protection of the Golden Fleece and the dog and cat, but as the music from afar came from afar, her expression gradually became nervous.

I walked over, patted the old man's hand, and comforted: "Mother-in-law, don't worry, with us, you can't get out of the wings." ”

The old man was still apprehensive, but nodded anyway.

At this time, the outer door of the Yaowang Temple had been pushed open, and the sound of music quickly filled the entire Yaowang Temple like the howling of the wind and a wolf.

Outside the door, an arrogant voice shouted at us: "The messenger of God Buddha 'The Great Sage of the Western Heavens' is coming, and you demons have not quickly appeared in their original form!" ”

With that man's words, I, Wang Roar, and the Golden Fleece all rushed out with Lin Shaosong, who was a little worried.

On the stone steps of the Medicine King Palace, I looked down at the people of the Demon Sect, my eyes fell on the yellow sedan chair in the middle of the courtyard, stretched out my thumb, and roared wildly: "Your grandfather, my original form is here!" Old Demon of the West Heaven! If you have the ability, come out and yo-yo! ”

With my words, Huang Jiaozi let out a cautious "giggle" laugh, and the half-dead voice of the Great Sage of the West Heaven was as ugly as sharpening a kitchen knife.

After the laughter, the Great Sage of the West "pointed" me through the sedan chair and said, "Do you still know the person standing next to my sedan chair?!" ”

Following the words of the Great Sage of the Western Heavens, our eyes quickly fixed on the bald man standing next to his palanquin.

Immediately after, everyone's expressions were stunned.

That person was none other than the bald deputy sect leader "Bald Dragon" who was slapped by Wang Roar yesterday.

The bald dragon, whose spine was obviously broken by the king's roar, was standing next to the sedan chair at this time, still smiling brightly.

When the bald dragon saw us, he patted his lumbar vertebrae and shouted at the king: "Yesterday I was defeated by you because of luck, today I have received the gift of God and Buddha, and I have been cured. ”

As he spoke, the vulture raised his middle finger at the king, and spit out his tongue tattooed with the word "bastard", with a provocative expression.

The naked provocation of the vulture dragon made the king roar out of anger, but as soon as the soldier king wanted to break out, I was forced to hold him down.

I whispered to the king, "Come as planned!" Don't be impulsive. ”

Then, I turned my head and smiled at the bald dragon's vigorous appearance, and couldn't help but "sigh": "It seems that this God Buddha has some ability, which can make a disabled person with incontinence stand up again, and it is quite strong, why don't you open an andrology clinic?!" Can it treat the prostate?! ”

My words caused Wang to roar out loud, which also made the bald dragon unable to step down, and most importantly, I provoked the Great Sage of the West Heaven who was hiding in the yellow sedan chair.

After the great sage came out, he still looked like a leper monk, with thief eyebrows and rat eyes, no matter how he looked at it, he was not welcome.

The demon monk was angry, scolded me shamelessly, and then waved his yellow robe, and he was about to raise his hand and split me with the "thunder hand".

I watched the demon monk raise his hand, pretending to be afraid, and then turned around and said to Lin Shaosong: "Shaosong! Call the police station and ask your uncle from the armed police detachment to collect the body for me! ”

After I finished speaking, Lin Shaosong immediately took out his satellite phone and pretended to dial, and the bald demon monk was really in a hurry.

When he saw that I was going to "call someone", he said in a humble heart: "What a call!" Can the things on the rivers and lakes be done according to the rules of the rivers and lakes? ”

That's what I want!

Immediately, I asked Lin Shaosong to put away the mobile phone, and said to Xitian: "Since I don't want to be too stiff, then brother, I'll pick out what to say." ”

As I spoke, my tone softened a little, and I deliberately turned around to look at Selyupa in the Medicine King Hall before continuing:

"We don't want to fight to the death with you today, but we are entrusted by others to invite you, the Buddha of the Great Sage of the Western Heavens, out of this bloody village! Do you think so?! ”

"Impossible!" The Great Sage of the Western Heaven replied without thinking about it: "The Blood Rong Village is the dojo of the deity, and it is impossible for me to go." ”

After "then that...... I "thought" about it, and then suddenly patted my head and said, "Great Sage, how about we compare whose Dao method is higher?!" ”

"How do you compare?!"

I said, "How about we fight?!" Three wins in two games, the winner stays in Xuerong Village, and the loser will get out of me overnight! ”

The Great Sage of the Western Heaven hesitated for a moment, and then asked me tentatively, "What is it better than?!" ”

I smiled, borrowed the slope and got off the donkey and said: "You are the master, I am the guest, it is up to you to say anything, but there is one point!" Those who lose must leave Xuerong Village, and kowtow to each other in front of all the villagers to admit their mistakes! ”

"Good!" The Great Sage of the West Heaven screamed as if he had eaten chicken blood.