Chapter 234: Squash your head and squeeze the crack in the door

I hurriedly ran forward and hurriedly pushed the door, and found that it was tightly closed, like a wall, where could it be pushed open!

"What should I do, I can't open the door!" I said hurriedly.

Seeing this, An Gui turned back to the ghost scorpion and said, "Ghost scorpion, use your big axe to ......"

But before he finished speaking, An Gui was stunned.

I was stunned for a moment, and when I looked back, I found that the ghost scorpion was carrying an axe and had fled in disgrace!

I looked at his embarrassed back and scolded: "Ya, are you still a ghost, hurry up and come back to me!" ”

But the thing didn't even look back, so it ran away one by one.

Seeing this scene, An Gui and I couldn't cry or laugh, this guy simply insulted the personality of the ghost, no, it was an insult to the ghost's personality. It's too much of a failure to be a ghost and make him like this!

I watched the ghost scorpion's disappearing back, spit a mouthful of thick phlegm on the ground, and said, "Ya, we haven't escaped yet, this guy ...... escape."

"Hey, you threw up in my face......"

An eerie remark, accompanied by this gust of wind, burrowed into my ears and immediately interrupted my words.

I chuckled in my heart, as if my heart had been tightened and flicked straight to my throat.

I slowly looked down and saw a woman's face that was still bleeding from it staring at me, and the blood that came out of it was rushing to my feet like a worm!

"I'm the next Ao!"

I screamed out, and grabbed An Gui is and jumped back suddenly.

When An Gui saw my move, he looked confused and said, "What are you doing, are you nervous?" ”

I was still in a state of panic, and I pointed to the ground and said, "There is a bloody face on the ground!" ”

An Gui slowly glanced at his head, looked at the ground, and said impatiently, "Where is it?" ”

I looked down and saw that the bloody face was gone......

"No way, there is a ......," I muttered, "didn't you hear that face just now that was still talking?" ”

"What did she say?"

I said, "She's complaining that I'm spitting in her face." ”

An Gui's voice changed suddenly, and he said slowly: "Did she say that, hey, you spit on my face......"

When I heard this, I was immediately shocked, and my heart almost didn't jump out of my mouth.

This voice, where is An Gui's voice, it is clearly the voice of the female ghost!

I forced a mouthful of saliva and swallowed the heart back into my stomach, and slowly turned around......

Saw......

Hey, it's still An Gui's face......

"What's wrong? Why are you staring at me like that? An Gui looked inexplicable, completely confused.

"What's going on?" I'm also confused, "I heard the voice of the female ghost just now......"

"The voice of a female ghost?" An Gui scratched his head, "Why didn't I hear that?" ”

I sighed helplessly and said, "Forget it, let's hurry up and find a way to get into the house, Lao Dao is waiting for us inside." ”

However, my heart still hasn't calmed down, what happened just now is really weird, there must be a female ghost around here, and it's a female ghost who loves to play tricks......

At this time, An Gui said: "It's actually very simple to enter that door. ”

When I heard him say this, I was skeptical and asked, "How do you get in?" ”

An Gui said eloquently: "As long as we flatten our head and body, then we can get in through the crack in the door, haha." ”

I was not interested in An Gui's cold joke, so I immediately pulled my face, picked my nose, and said, "Squash your body? Oh yes, you are so bullshit, you can try it! ”

Unexpectedly, at this time, An Gui said, "Oh, just try it." ”

Then he really walked to the door, looked at the crack between the two doors, and said, "The crack is about 0.5 centimeters wide, so it has to be flattened." ”

As he spoke, the guy suddenly raised his hands and pressed them against his head......

"Broken ......"

Brainstorming ......

I almost didn't pop my eyes out when I saw it, and my jaw was about to fall to the ground!

"Hey, I used too much force, and I actually crushed my head." An Gui said casually with his crushed pointed mouth.

Then he turned to me and asked, "Do you think my head is flat enough?" You can tuck it into the crack of the door, right? ”

My heart jumped to my voice again, and I didn't answer him, for I was afraid that as soon as I opened my mouth, my heart would jump out of my mouth!

"Uncle Jiao!" In a panic, I hurriedly took out the Qiankun Tianyuan Mantra in my pocket and pasted it on this inferior copycat An Gui.

"Poof......

There was a muffled sound......

But the imposter didn't have anything to do with it!

Well, that muffled sound was from my palm hitting him, not from the power of the rune paper......

This Qiankun Tianyuan Mantra, which can extinguish the wolf's netherworld poisonous fire and blow the wolf into charcoal, has no effect on the fake An Gui in front of him!

I pasted this talisman paper as if I had just pasted a blank sheet of paper on him......

"Why are you sticking a piece of paper on me?" An Gui's flat head moved, and he said such a sentence in a puzzled tone.

I laughed dryly, hurriedly put away the rune paper, and said, "Hehe, no, nothing, I just want to decorate your monotonous clothes......

"Also, why did you scold me for no reason just now, you are insane." Fake Angui scolded me again.

I thought to myself, "It's a neurame to be standing here talking to you......

So without saying a word, he turned around and fled!

But as soon as I turned around, the fake Angui grabbed my shoulder, so that I couldn't run half a step.

"Aren't we going in? Why are you running away? You're not going to be cowardly, are you? ”

I said in my heart, "Ya, seeing your head that has been flattened so much that my brain is bursting out, I don't think it's hard to be cowardly......

I turned my head sideways to look at his hand, and found that his brain was flowing down my arm to my shoulder, I swallowed with difficulty, and said with a bitter face, "Big brother, can you let go of your hand......"

The fake Angui smiled proudly, let go of his hand, and said, "Haha, it's okay, you call me a big brother, I will be the big brother for life, and you will be my little brother in the future." But then he touched my head with his hand.

Outcome......

My hair was covered in brains like ketchup......

At this time, the fake Angui said again: "Yes, my head is not flat enough to get into the crack of the door, you can help me press it, and if I flatten it a little more, my head can be squeezed in." ”

As he spoke, this guy really stuck his head out.

I looked at his flattened, blood-soaked head and said, "Well, you might as well do it yourself?" ……”

Fake Angui looked impatient and said, "Forget it, you can't even do a small favor, it's really stingy." As he spoke, he raised his hands and slammed them......

"Smack......

This time, his head was really flattened......

At this time, he said, "I don't think you have enough strength to squash your head, or I'll help you." "With that, this guy really reached out and wanted to grab my head!

When I heard this, I was immediately startled and hurriedly staggered back.

Oh my god, if you want to squash my head, wouldn't that mean you want me to die?!

……