What did the poor ghost Mao Changsheng see?

The simple sheds where the workers live temporarily are made of wooden stakes and shelf nails, and are covered with cement tiles for about 20 yuan a piece - exaggerated, no need for naughty children to throw stones, no old man to hail, a fart, or a hole may be burst open.

There are many inconveniences in living in such a simple shed, and you can't whisper at night, let alone *, otherwise, the workers in the next room, even if they can't feast their eyes, can feast their ears.

Those workers and their wives who are still interested or honest will go to a little farther away to build their own dormitories, and will put some cardboard and oiled paper on top of the shelf-nailed shed.

Of course, at the beginning of construction, it is not surprising that such sheds were everywhere.

The poor dead ghost Mao Changsheng was in the air, and when he looked down, he was surprised by another scene-

On top of each shed, there is a dog squatting, with its back to the back of the house, facing the front of the simple door, condescending, quietly motionless, like a wood carved clay sculpture, but the eyes are gloomy and full of hostility, and a state of waiting for an opportunity to move.

What are the dogs going to do now? Obviously, they have to deal with the workers on the construction site.

It has been more than a week since the construction work, and the native dogs, wolf dogs, pugs, and mongrels in the village have disappeared after the police cars besieging the village were dispersed.

And what is even more peculiar is that on the ground around the shed, there are also some big cattle and horses, staring intently at the fair simple door, and their clothes are indignant, obviously, as soon as the workers open the door and come out, the cattle and horses will attack, or gnaw with their mouths, or with their hooves, and there will be no mercy.

Whether it is the dog on the roof of the shed, or the cattle and horses on the ground, they are all calm and ready to go, as if the goal is clear, and they are about to charge into battle at the first order.

Strange thing, the beasts will also come together to defend their village?

If the workers come out and clash with the animals outside the shed who are quietly braking, for example, causing an uproar, it is really difficult to say who will die and who will be injured.

What is the result of this? Naturally, it will affect the progress of the project, not only dragging down the construction of the resort, but also the construction of the nineteenth layer of hell.

A lot of human building materials have been transported into the village, and more and more workers have come, and the building materials of the underworld, as well as the ghost workers of the underworld, have also increased a lot, and the poor dead ghosts have seen it all.

"Give me processing money, that's what happened. The poor ghost patted his head and said to himself, "Hey, there are so many strange things, what does it mean? It's easy to get rid of these beasts. Such a good thing happened to me, and I was really flattered!

What are cows and horses most afraid of? What are dogs most afraid of? In the vast world, there is always one thing and one thing descending from the other.

The poor ghost pondered, and found that the sky was getting brighter and brighter, and hiding in those corners, the rooster that had lost its master, had crowed and became a mess, and instantly understood the reason why the gut-pumping ghost had given him the task.

I can come and go as I like during the day, but other ghosts can't—who can make a fortune during the day?

In this case, we must hurry up and complete the task, but don't miss the workers to have breakfast and then go to work.

The poor man took a deep breath, tucked his belly and shoulders, and then roared as best he could, imitating the tiger's roar in the movie.

The roar of the dragon often makes the mountains and rivers change color, and the roar of the poor dead ghost, although it does not have the courage of the mountains and rivers to change color, has spread all over the construction site, and then spread all over Yanhuang Village.

This roar made the poor ghost proud, and secretly thought to himself: "With such a roar, I can drive away all the beasts, and I can get three million dark coins, and I am too valuable." ”

The tiger is the king of beasts, and a roar will make the beasts soft and weak, and they will run away from the wilderness.

But the poor ghost waited for nearly three minutes with his head held high, and then looked down with a big grin, and the big cows, horses, and dogs did not respond, as if a deaf man had heard a fart sound.

Good beast, the Tiger King is here, and he still turns a blind eye, listens to it, and is there any heavenly reason?

The poor ghost glared angrily, blew his breath, clenched his fists, and shouted again and again: "Opposite!

Stopped, patted his head.

Could it be that if you have a girlfriend and get close to a woman, your ghost power will be greatly reduced, and even the beasts will not be able to subdue you? But ...... However, I'm still a virgin, not only did I not take off the clothes of the scissors ghost, but I didn't even match my mouth, how could my ghost power be greatly reduced, and my order was like a fart?

Perhaps, these beasts are not afraid of the roar of a tiger, but the roar of a lion.

Yes, in the living world, listening to those idle old guys talk about the past and the present, the sea and the sky, some people say that the tiger is the king of beasts, and some people say that the lion is the king of beasts.

Alas, it's really fun to think back to the previous life and brag with those old men of the five guarantee households.

The old bachelor of the Wubao household called Lin Land has always been disrespectful to the old, but he likes to tell the story of the genitals to the seven or eight-year-old children: a certain husband wants to go far away, and he takes care of everything, and makes a boxwood genitals for his wife, and the wife has to take it to the river to wash it every morning, and then it is washed away by the river, crying so pitifully, and constantly calling: 'Wooden finch, come ......back! Wooden finch, come back' The heart-rending call made the children feel so sorry that they shed a lot of tears, wishing that they could become heroes themselves and help the woman find her love......

Alas, the past is unbearable, let's live in the present!

The poor dead man retracted his thoughts, thinking of the lion's appearance, and shrunk his shoulders, like many writers who have no real insight imitate the movie shots, imitating the lion roaring in the movie.

This roar was even better than the previous roar, and the roar spread all over the construction site, throughout Yanhuang Village, and then to the continuous mountains and forests around the village.

The poor dead ghost heard the constant voice, and became proud, and said to himself: "This is enough taste, this is like a real manly man! If the tiger can't roar, Wan will immediately pretend to be a lion - with such a flexible mind, so it is difficult not to make a fortune!"

Smug, looking down, dumbfounded again.

The big cow, the big horse and the dog, and the deaf people heard the fart of the people, but they did not respond, and they still looked like no one else.

It's the opposite!

The poor ghost became angry and soon burst into a rage.

"Lawless brutes, the tiger comes and ignores it, the lion comes and ignores it, you are all deaf, or do you have a cotton ball in your ears? Alas, this wealth is not easy to make, there are many oddities!"

The poor ghost scolded angrily, scolded again, and slowly dissipated his anger.

"For the sake of you being more lovely than some people, I don't care much about you, so I will touch your heads with my own hands, let you be glad to come, and then leave!"

The poor ghost lowered his head, and reached out to touch a fake wolf dog that was a cross between a local dog and a foreign dog, and nagged with good words: "Good dog, listen to Uncle Mao's words, quickly leave this place of right and wrong, go to the deep mountains and old forests to live your free life, don't come to make trouble." You have a deep affection for your village, but you can't fight the bad guys......"

As soon as his hand touched the dog's head, a bright light like lightning came out of the dog's belly and struck the poor dead ghost.

"Mom!" the poor dead man felt a numb pain all over his body, and he couldn't help but let out an exclamation, and he was thrown more than two feet away, and fell to the bottom of the shed, and happened to land in front of a fat and strong bullock.

The bullock snorted, raised his front hooves, and stomped down with all his might.