009 The name of the prince is Wang Shulin

In another corner of the city, in the bedroom of an ordinary resident.

Wang Shulin was pulled back to reality from the unreal by the ringtone of his mobile phone.

Wang Shulin's mobile phone standby time is not long, but because in addition to the leader, few people will call Wang Shulin, and women are even more impossible, sometimes Wang Shulin himself thinks: "My only superpower is to make all women ignore ......" So even if Wang Shulin keeps turning on, he can stay up for several days without charging, so he has also developed the habit of not turning off the phone at night. I thought it was impossible for the mobile phone to ring, but who expected that the mobile phone would ring before five o'clock in the morning.

Wang Shulin was sleepy-eyed and didn't want to open his eyes immediately, so he didn't look at the number, and directly took the phone and asked, "Who are you?" I wanted to remind the other party that it was not yet dawn, but it was estimated that there was something important, so I didn't say much, trying not to offend people as much as possible.

"Is this Wang Qinxiang's mobile phone number?" It sounded like a young woman, her voice was low, and the temperature of a volcanic lava that could erupt at any time was floating in the dark.

"Yes...... Oh, yes? Wang Shulin has always reacted slower than others, keeping pace with the earth's rotation, and asked in a daze, "Are you ......?" ”

"I'm glad I still have your number......! The name is reversed, and it becomes 'Prince Xiang', right? I really didn't see that you still have such a dog nickname? The imperial court really values talents, and what you are given is the hereditary iron hat king, right? After changing the name, do you think you can turn over? The woman's voice suddenly rose to a high pitch and she cursed angrily.

Wang Shulin was slightly startled, completely sobered up, and asked angrily, "Who are you?" How to swear? ”

The woman's mouth full of feces gushed out: "What's wrong with me scolding you?" Are you human? Your mother swallowed a big gulp when she gave birth to you and smashed your head, right? You're so fucking good, since you can pretend like this, let your mother stand on a high place and aim at your head and jump down, and put you back on! You're killing my mother! A good blind date circle, let you, the king and bastard, go back and forth, and make one regulation (turtle belly) after another, causing the old lady to fall short, and the glory and wealth are all gone! You wait, I'm going to find someone to kill you......"

Wang Shulin is really popular, but he is a submissive character, he is too lazy to scold this strange woman, and hangs up directly, but the mobile phone rang immediately, Wang Shulin looked at the number, it was a stranger, it was estimated that it was still this woman's, so he didn't answer. After five minutes, Wang Shulin was thinking carefully about who this person was, although he didn't remember the number, but the voice was a little familiar.

Just as he was wondering, the phone rang again. Wang Shulin looked at the number carefully, it was Han Zengyi's. Han Zengyi is one of Wang Shulin's best classmates in high school, his parents got up early and worked in the donkey meat bun shop, and now he has a small freight company with an annual income of hundreds of thousands, and his family is wealthy. Han Zengyi's own academic performance is similar to Wang Shulin, as long as they are together, they are generally tied for the bottom of the class, if they are separated, they are generally the bottom of their respective classes, if they are separated from the two schools, they can drag down the promotion rate of the two schools. It's just that Han Zengyi's family has deep roots, and he spent money to get three books, and now he is temporarily mixed in his parents' company, while planning to take the civil service or public institution exam. But he didn't listen to persuasion, basically didn't read, and firmly believed that he was talented and would definitely be able to pass the exam.

Frankly speaking, in addition to being rich, Han Zengyi's own conditions are much tougher than Wang Shulin, he is tall and slender, and his facial features are very handsome, and he has been fanatically sought after by the majority of female classmates who don't know the truth since he was in school. He is a Gemini, a typical dual personality, ruthless and taciturn in front of female classmates, and a beautiful young man with a personality that everyone is vying for; In the circle of blind dates, he can talk about the world, his tongue can shovel mountains, nicknamed "three missing one of sea, land and air", his mouth can cultivate immortals, kill ghosts, adjust the piano, and read the golden scriptures. Wang Shulin and his interests are completely different, but they have been at the same table for two years, and time has sharpened their feelings, and their friendship is also very deep.

The reason why I say "blind date circle" is because Han Zengyi is also a leftover man, and the number of blind dates is even a fraction of Wang Shulin's, which has reached a considerable level. Of course, it's not because you can't find an object, but because your own conditions are too good and too picky. In addition to covering the basic requirements of ordinary singles, his requirements also include the strange requirements of his parents, such as no different faces, no taboos in dreams, no conflict between the eight characters of his birthday, no compatibility in his names, and even the feng shui pattern of the family's housing is very strict.

"Hahaha......" Wang Shulin took the phone, and he heard his wild laughter, which lasted for more than 20 seconds before stopping, only to hear him say: "Qinxiang, I gave you a bad breath!" Today I went on a blind date with a stupid girl named Wang Chengcheng, what is going on......"

Wang Shulin didn't know why, but it wasn't until he finished telling his experience that he complained: "Are you afraid that I will succeed in the blind date?" What 'Blind Date'? Yunkou's circle of introducers is so small, and it will spread quickly, do you want to cut off my life? ”

"Oh, what are you angry about, your ancestors haven't produced Prince Baylor for hundreds of years, and it's not easy to produce one this time. Besides, I just said it a little exaggerated to anger her and avenge you, didn't I say so, and your blind date notoriety would not be far away? Take a step back and say, big brother, you have gone on blind dates too many times, right? Even the girls I met on an occasional blind date were all those who were met by you, and my brother hasn't settled accounts with you yet......"

Wang Shulin was silent for a while, and didn't say anything more. In fact, he has been on a blind date too many times, so that he basically has no impression of some girls who have only met once, only some vague shadows are shaking in his mind, and the name is not right, no way, he has worked for three years in a row, and he has been on a blind date for three years, all of which have achieved nothing, plus he is usually very tired, and some of the less important old things in his memory have become jokes, and only those cruel facts that really give his feelings will always maintain his bloody nature, such as Wang Chengcheng that Han Zengyi saw today, It had caused so much harm to Wang Shulin that he didn't want to remember it at all.

"You said that you are so old, I will cry out for your 'second brother', see how many crimes you have suffered? How many times have you made Jiabai excited over the years? Aren't you ashamed? ”

Wang Shulin was not angry and unashamed, subconsciously glanced at his crotch, and said angrily: "That's the matter of the two of us, why did you come out to complain for it?" Did it cry to you secretly? What can't be said to your face? ”

After frolicking for a while, Wang Shulin put aside his chaotic thoughts and asked, "You are looking for me to talk about this?" ”

"Of course not, the weekend starts to have a long holiday, are you free?"

Wang Shulin pulled his fingers and calculated, "The bank girl and the tour guide girl will be very busy on holidays, so adjust to other time periods, and first find out the fast food restaurant waiter who delayed due to illness last week to meet!" Then followed by a telephone operator of Unicom, a dumpling restaurant filler, two dentists, five accountants, ...... "The blind prince is extremely notorious, and he has almost seen women engaged in all walks of life, and many colleagues and classmates come to him for help, although most of the time it doesn't work, but he has also done a few things, but it has been widely recited, saying that Wang Shulin is well-connected and has a big face, which makes him a little crying without tears."

"Okay, okay, you're busier than the country's leaders! The head of our class called and informed him, saying that he would gather at 6 o'clock in the evening of Saturday next week, that is, the day before May Day, at the Enamel International Winery Leader Hall, and the high school class reunion, everyone who can go, maybe you can find your favorite unmarried female classmate as a girlfriend......"

Wang Shulin frowned and said: "The female classmates in high school are not the simple little girls at that time, how can they like me, if you don't look good, if you have no education, you have a monthly salary of six hundred ......."

"Big brother, can you not mention your broken salary? It makes me want to vomit when I see this number! Why do you love to dwell on this, indeed, the current world is very vulgar, women are very realistic, but there are still good girls who don't care about income, such as Guo Jing and Huang Rong ......"

"That's fiction, fiction." Wang Shulin didn't know why he would take the trouble to answer these points that he had refuted countless times, "And Huang Rong has lived on the island since she was a child, except for her father, she has never seen a normal man, Jin Yong means that if a fool with good intentions wants to find a good wife who is beautiful, smart and loyal, he can only go to the island in the Pacific Ocean to find it." ”

"You say you're always so pessimistic, as for that? It's decided, you're going to take the afternoon shift off tomorrow weekend, right? I'm sorry brother, your regular blind date has to be postponed, that kind of blind date has caused erection * fatigue, it's not interesting, the blind date at the class reunion is the right way! I'll pick you up at your doorstep at five o'clock in the afternoon! If you are not at home, your door will be full of the three big characters 'Prince Xiang'! Wha......! Also, your broken shape must be changed, white shirt and black pants, the photos taken are all black and white, plus your bitter face, I think it is a precious old photo of the late Qing Dynasty and the early Republic of China! If you have time, old classmates get together, and we will help you choose a few sets of clothes to add points to your afternoon blind date! See you then! ……”

Wang Shulin was stunned for a long time, at a loss. These years of blind date experience made him feel that his name Wang Qinxiang was very unlucky, and he wanted to change his name, because according to his father, he was born in the woods, and this time he simply changed his name to Wang Shulin and submitted an application, but the approval time was long, and the new ID card was just stored in the mobile phone.

If you ask what is the difference between the global unified coalition government of Ganggu and the scattered world in the past, Wang Shulin really doesn't realize that the changes in the world seem to have nothing to do with ordinary people like him, and he doesn't care about this, but occasionally he can't estimate that all the benefits will be for those who change the world. It is said that the gang that set up the global coalition government originally came from playing computers, which is the best proof of the so-called "technology changing the world". Wang Shulin felt that in addition to the fact that the buildings were getting taller and taller, the means of transportation were becoming more and more advanced, and the gap between himself and the wealthy class was getting bigger and bigger, he really didn't feel any decisive changes. The original countries of the world have become the "big regions" of the unified coalition government, and there seems to be little change on the surface, I heard that there are nine largest cities in the world that enjoy the magical life in real futuristic science fiction films, and people on the periphery do not belong to the system, so they can't enjoy it, I don't know if it's true or not, after all, it's just a rumor. If I have to say the difference, it is the same, the mobile phone has changed.

If the mobile phones of this era are just more varied, almost omnipotent, such as turning on the air conditioner, ordering goods, and even being a car key, it really can't be regarded as a fundamental change. But the most important function of the mobile phone is actually identity proof, without this, then any other functions of the mobile phone will not only be useless, but will also become an illegal black account. In the old days, every child wanted a mobile phone if they knew a little bit about things, but in this era, when a teenager reaches the age of fourteen, he must have a mobile phone, and if he doesn't have it, it is equivalent to committing a crime. The mobile phone is not bought casually, you have to submit a formal application for approval, obviously you are forced, but you have to spend money to buy it, and fill out a detailed certificate and take a photo to keep the bottom, and finally issued by the government. Whoever holds someone else's mobile phone is useless, everyone's mobile phone belongs only to themselves, a child has a mobile phone is equivalent to declaring adulthood and acting legally responsible, and in the case of adults, the mobile phone becomes a monitor.

was talking about the mobile phone, the mobile phone suddenly rang, he was startled when he saw the number, and quickly stood up to answer the phone, as if the leader was standing in front of him, and immediately ran out of the door and drove to the unit. In fact, this person is not his direct leader, but the female deputy chief of the unit's financial department. At the beginning, Wang Shulin's parents begged for help everywhere, and the job arranged for their son was to drive for Mr. Li, the leader of this small company, but Wang Shulin was dead-eyed, and he didn't secretly inquire about various relationships as soon as he arrived at the unit, so that the female deputy section chief called him twice in a row, and he quit, he was not lazy, but pedantic, and clearly told her that he was Mr. Li's driver, not at her disposal. So everyone burst into laughter. Next, it was too late for him to learn that the female deputy section chief was Mr. Li's mistress, no matter how much his parents pleaded, they still wore small shoes and went to be the lowest-status office driver.

Compared with the leadership driver and the procurement driver, the office driver does not have any oil or leisure, let alone status. Any small accountant in the Finance Section, any small security guard in the Security Department, can order him to go out and be on standby at any time, wherever they want to go. Fortunately, at present, the mobile phone can carry out all the banking, stock market, gambling and other businesses, otherwise if he has to run to the bank, he will not be able to climb up for a day. Even so, he was in the car all day, often dizzy, and sometimes felt that he might as well be a taxi driver, and he was so tired, and at the end of the day, he was ten times his current income.

Although the person who asked him to come to the unit this time was the chief of the gynecology department, he was only called by an accountant who had just come to the finance department, and only a beautiful girl in her early twenties was well-off. But this time, Wang Shulin learned to be obedient, inquired in advance, and knew that Xiaokang was Mr. Li's niece, and he still couldn't afford to offend, so he had to go hard, and he was constantly relieved that it would be good to have a job.

After a busy day, I dragged my tired body out of the door and met Dingo, the cleaner of the office building. As a blind date king, he has seen many girls, and naturally there are many introducers, and they come from all walks of life, and even the cleaners who clean up have also been his introducers.

When Dinggo saw him from afar, he shouted: "Lord, why are you hiding from me when you see me?" Said that the introduction was successful and you want to invite me to dinner, do you want to pay the bill? ”

Wang Shulin looked depressed: "Master Ding, I'm not bad at it, so I'll invite you to dinner." ”

The two of them ate skewers at the small barbecue stall in front of the unit. Dinggo is younger than Wang Shulin, but he has no background and can only work as a cleaner. This person is actually kind by nature, but he loves to brag, and dozens of companies up and down the floor have given him countless nicknames: "Kan Shen", "Ding Shen Blow", "Blow the Sky", "Universe Crazy", but he is never tired of it, he can't stop eating wildly, and he says that his wife is very beautiful, and his family used to be very rich, and even said that he knows the president of the Ganggu government, Wang Shulin can only laugh with him, how can the object of such an introducer be reliable?

Dinggo ate a lot of food, and there was a lot of discussion around the table, while Wang Shulin barely moved his chopsticks, so he had to pay three times the price of his own food. Gradually, Dinggo also felt that something was wrong, a little embarrassed, in fact, he hadn't eaten enough, in order to alleviate the embarrassment, he wiped his mouth and asked, "By the way, how are you two getting along lately?" ”

Wang Shulin's face was gloomy: "The one you introduced was originally the one who looked at me. You also know that there are not many people who can take a fancy to me, and I cherish it. Originally, I met a few times and felt good after a few meals, and I had the intention of further development. Who would have thought that her former boyfriend was dumped by a rich woman and came back to chase her again, the two had a relationship foundation, and they recovered immediately. I'll just ......"

Dinggo was stunned, and then apologized again and again: "Oh, I'm so embarrassed, you see, you said it earlier, and you broke the bank......"

Wang Shulin said kindly: "I should thank you, don't break the bank." I'm going to have to ask you to help me in the future......"

Dinggo smiled: "We don't use cleaners upstairs and downstairs as people, you have always been good to me, of course I should help you find a partner." It's a pity that you are such an honest person, no one knows how to appreciate, I appreciate you, but I can't be your wife...... However, the old man watched the sky at night, pinched his fingers, in my opinion, your peach blossom luck is coming soon, and it is surging, and you can't stop it! ”

Wang Shulin likes to listen to his nonsense the most, and his heart is warm: "How do you know, you are not a god!" ”

Dinggo was noncommittal, and his smile gradually faded: "But I can't help you in the future, I'll leave tomorrow and have to work in another place." ”

Wang Shulin suddenly felt sorry, the whole building was just such a good friend, although he was also a strange person.

"Well, it can't be helped, I have to save the world often, it's a duty, not a job, so no one pays me...... The old man originally saw that you were a rare pure jade, and he also deliberately ignited the mantle of passing on to you, but unfortunately your qualifications are too poor, if I accept you as an apprentice, I will be ridiculed by my peers, and our fate has to end here. ”

As he spoke, his face suddenly became solemn, and when Wang Shulin saw this, he was about to ask, so he "shh Then Dingo slowly stretched out his hand and flicked it in the air, like a boogue, and then felt relieved: ", save the world again!" ”

Wang Shulin felt that this optimist self-entertainment was really good, and he laughed happily, seeing that he didn't know when to see him again after saying goodbye tonight, he was really a little sad. He has always been drunk, but suddenly there is a kind of arrogance that he is not drunk and does not return, and slaps the table: "Boss! Five more beers! ”

Dinggo also learned from him to raise his hand and said, "Boss, all the wine and barbecue just now, all over again!" ”

Wang Shulin and the boss were dumbfounded.

This book was first published from 17k, the first time to see the genuine content!